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(College Humor)   Your girlfriend's six friends (the math on this doesn't add up, since subby only has five fingers)   (collegehumor.com) divider line 15
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2012-11-19 01:39:36 PM
My...girlfriend's...friends. Yeah.

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-19 01:57:25 PM
What was it like growing up with only five fingers instead of ten?
 
2012-11-19 03:12:29 PM
This is why we need to keep fireworks out of the hands... Well, hand...of children.
 
2012-11-19 03:21:32 PM
Heh, that got a laugh out of me.

The male lead suffers from Leonard-itis though, way too whiny.

/most of the chicks were hot
//do they have naked wrestling videos too by chance?
 
2012-11-19 03:35:52 PM
That was another unfunny college humor vid, sure enough. You'd think I'd have learned my lesson already: For every 1 funny video or gag that site produces, there are another 100 that absolutely suck balls.
 
2012-11-19 03:40:21 PM

deadsanta: That was another unfunny college humor vid, sure enough. You'd think I'd have learned my lesson already: For every 1 funny video or gag that site produces, there are another 100 that absolutely suck balls.


Friendship pirate was pretty good.
 
2012-11-19 04:07:57 PM

deadsanta: That was another unfunny college humor vid, sure enough. You'd think I'd have learned my lesson already: For every 1 funny video or gag that site produces, there are another 100 that absolutely suck balls.


It takes the irritating experience of reading a Cracked list and melds it with the irritating
experience of a video news article. It's pure gold.
 
2012-11-19 06:40:19 PM
There are six. Rosie Palm and her five friends.
 
2012-11-19 10:51:47 PM

mrlewish: There are six. Rosie Palm and her five friends.


Well Rosie would be the girlfriend and then there would be five friends. Are you a polydactyl?
 
2012-11-20 02:56:31 AM
too hard, trying you are
 
2012-11-20 08:55:31 AM

bonkmeist: What was it like growing up with only five fingers instead of ten?


Well, I took longer to learn how to count. But I could spell thalidomide before y peers.
 
2012-11-20 08:56:14 AM
missed the "M" key.
Stuipd missing fingers. . .
 
2012-11-20 09:46:56 AM
tell me more dr. spaceman!
 
2012-11-21 09:10:05 PM
Can I get a ride home? I just shiat my pants.
 
2012-11-22 01:38:02 PM
I couldn't watch the vid (Kept stalling), but here are my GF's 6 friends:

The Possessive flake: She monopolizes all of her time, is perpetually single (She's hot, but is incapable of settling down) and always starts the night with 'Let's go to a bar' and then 6 hours later I get a call because they ended up on a yacht with some rich jerks and got stranded in some town 2 hours away and need a ride home.

The Amazing Moron: This one has a vacant expression, seems amazed by the simplest things and has catastrophic blunders that only a child would find themselves in. Yet, despite her appearance, she is the most successful: married to a cool guy, has an intense job (Nurse practitioner) and is endlessly creative artistically.

The Single Mom: Arguably the most stable and down to earth, the single mom doesn't have any real flaws. However, since she has her priorities straight, we don't see much of her. Most of her time is dedicated to her daughter.

The 'Other' Boyfriend: This guy. Ugh. He's ripped from all those ironman competitions, plays guitar in several bands from different genres and always says the right thing. His facebook posts are like "Was bored this morning, so now I'm in Alaska doing some extreme fishing." He's the guy everything I do gets compared to.

The Childhood Friend: This one is pretty simple. She's addicted to drugs, screws up all her relationships (Both family and romantic,) is always calling to cry about how bad her life is but refuses to accept any responsibility for her actions. I can tell when she calls because the GF goes 'Ugh' when the phone is ringing.

The Mirror Friend: This friend is the GF's best friend. They wear the same size clothes, like the same music and giggle like little girls when they talk. They are so alike they may as well be sisters. The only drawback to this friend is she is far more successful (She likes her job more, married her BF that is just like me, lives in sunny California and has lots of artistic talent.) As much as they like each other, the GF always seems a bit sad after they talk.

Was I close to the College Humor vid?
 
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