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(Newser)   Elmo Accuser Recants His Recant   (newser.com) divider line 44
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2012-11-19 03:34:23 PM
10 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: tallguywithglasseson: Walker: it's a fact

It's a claim. Should be easy to prove if true.

If the Sesame folks did an investigation, I can't believe they would cover for someone having sex with an underage boy.

Sesame Workshop has way too much to lose to go all Penn State. Their business IS products and entertainment for children. To harbor someone who had sex with a minor would kill the company dead.


/What a Sesame Street Investigation may look like...
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2012-11-19 03:33:14 PM
8 votes:
Elmo didn't know that Elmo should never stick his dick in crazy.
2012-11-19 03:41:53 PM
4 votes:
$125k to take it up the @ss? Don't tell my wife that, or I'll never afford being able to get in the backdoor.
2012-11-19 05:01:02 PM
3 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
What a gay puppeteer may look like
2012-11-19 04:18:58 PM
3 votes:
I'm just waiting for this to go to court, and Clash's attorney turns out to be a muppet. That'll be the one time I'll say that cameras belong in a courtroom.
2012-11-19 01:58:47 PM
3 votes:
Clash should just run with it and change the act's name to Pickle Me Elmo. Lemons...lemonade.

/or lemon party
2012-11-19 08:56:10 PM
2 votes:

airsupport: I wonder if the kid asked Clash to do the Elmo voice when he came?


As the father of a child enamored with Elmo (the kid, not me) and hearing that high pitched voice about 18 hours a day while home, I must say: You just gave me a farked up visual for the next time I am having sexy time with Mrs. Del Rio
2012-11-19 06:04:54 PM
2 votes:
Fuzzy red handjobs.

That is all.

/"Elmo sticky!" 
2012-11-19 04:39:50 PM
2 votes:
FTFA: Stephens, a struggling model/actor who has been arrested a few times on charges ranging from passing a bad check to reckless driving to robbing a former employer at knifepoint.

Sheldon Stephens, the 23-year-old who says Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash had sex with him when he was 16 and Clash was 45, recanted those allegations last week-but now he's recanting his recant


ts2.mm.bing.net
2012-11-19 04:23:27 PM
2 votes:
I always knew Elmo's last name was "lestero".

I wonder if I can buy a "Don't Touch Me There Elmo" this Christmas.

// 's all I got.
2012-11-19 03:45:10 PM
2 votes:
i.imgflip.com

"Yo, dawg, I hear you like recanting. So I recanted your recantation so that you can recant while you recant."
2012-11-19 03:37:35 PM
2 votes:
It's so obvious here that the homosexual lifestyle of the principle parties is responsible for the complete lack of morality exhibited by these individuals.

Wake up America! When will you see that homosex is corrupting our society?
2012-11-19 03:23:04 PM
2 votes:
Dude your pants are totally on fire.
2012-11-19 01:56:31 PM
2 votes:

Sybarite: Over the weekend, TMZ reported that Clash had paid Stephens $125,000 to recant his story

My take away from all of this is that I had no idea puppeteering paid so well.


www.twistermc.com

It's all about moi-chan-dize-ing.
2012-11-19 01:43:13 PM
2 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
2012-11-19 01:26:30 PM
2 votes:

Slaxl: Walker: Cythraul: Looks like this scumbag wants more money.

No. Looks like he was paid off to change his story (it's a fact he was as the article states) and it was eating at him.

Everything articles state are facts now? Good grief.


TMZ is a paragon of truth.
2012-11-19 01:16:51 PM
2 votes:

Cythraul: Looks like this scumbag wants more money.


Nickel (and Dime) Me Elmo
2012-11-20 09:03:29 AM
1 votes:
The funny thing is, if he was here in Canada this would be a non story since the age of consent here is 16.

That said.... any 16 year olds on Fark want to bang me like a screen door?
2012-11-20 02:31:18 AM
1 votes:

ElBarto79: And on another note; Jerry Seinfeld, at the height of his fame, was dating a 16 year old and no one said anything about it, not even her parents. Is there a double standard here where a heterosexual relationship with a very young girl is ok, even if some people shake their heads, but a homosexual one is criminal?


It wasn't okay to me, but nobody asked me.

Though I remember a story about a ticket-taker at a movie theater who made it a point of telling Jerry's girlfriend that he only let her into an R-rated movie because she had "her father" with her. Like to buy that guy a beer someday.
2012-11-19 10:12:11 PM
1 votes:
Two! Two recants! Ah-hah-hah-hah-ha!
2012-11-19 09:16:39 PM
1 votes:
Kant and re-Kant went into Mr. Hooper's store. Kant came out. Who was left? 

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2012-11-19 08:02:42 PM
1 votes:
Indubitably:
Waldo Pepper:


Can you to queermos go have hatesex somewhere else?
2012-11-19 07:15:17 PM
1 votes:

This text is now purple: fickenchucker: If doinking 16yo boys is good if done by hottie MILFs, and being gay is OK, then doinking the kid was fine.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 500x528]

What makes you think it's socially acceptable for MILFs?


That chart gets really icky toward the upper end. They should cut it off at 60 or 65. I am 50, and the maths may say I can date 85-year-olds, but ew.
2012-11-19 06:25:42 PM
1 votes:

acaciaavenue: $125k to take it up the @ss? Don't tell my wife that, or I'll never afford being able to get in the backdoor.


You should get in on her groupon.
2012-11-19 06:08:32 PM
1 votes:
This is blackmale. Pure and simple.
2012-11-19 06:07:45 PM
1 votes:
Tickle Me Hellmo.

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2012-11-19 05:28:19 PM
1 votes:
Word is that he recanted he recant after getting ripped off buying a letter O from a muppet with the hush money.

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2012-11-19 05:03:44 PM
1 votes:
Show me on the Elmo doll where he touched you?

Whaaaaaaaaaaa!

Bad choice of doll there, Lou.
2012-11-19 04:44:23 PM
1 votes:

In the latest twist on this story, Fozzie Bear is talking to Muppet Lawyers for fear of being sued by the Fozzie Cubs.

Here is a candid photo of Fozzie meeting with the Muppet Lawyers at the Teddy Bears Picnic recently:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net


Muppet Weasels are said to be among the scariest lawyers this side of the Roman Catholic Church's lawyers in molestation cases.
2012-11-19 04:33:26 PM
1 votes:
You just can't
recant your recant
You just can't
decant some cant
And then not drink up a good sup
When your decanter's decant.

It's not right,
it's really not decent
To re-cant your recant so recent
You must stick,
stick to your story
If you aim for the glory.

So shut up,
shut the fark up
Go away and play
with your money
Cause when you
take it to fake it
You've signed a contract, honey.
2012-11-19 04:30:36 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: It's so obvious here that the homosexual lifestyle of the principle parties is responsible for the complete lack of morality exhibited by these individuals.

Wake up America! When will you see that homosex is corrupting our society?


This statement brought to you by the letter 'R'...
2012-11-19 04:13:02 PM
1 votes:
You can't talk Elmo and Gayness without this GIF.



Animated GIF version

I'm straight, but I'd do NPH without question.
2012-11-19 04:11:50 PM
1 votes:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-11-19 04:11:05 PM
1 votes:
Meh.

If doinking 16yo boys is good if done by hottie MILFs, and being gay is OK, then doinking the kid was fine.

Elmo puppeteer is just a GPILF*.


*Gay Puppeteer...
2012-11-19 04:05:23 PM
1 votes:
Next up;

Found dead in a lake, his arms and legs tied with Elmo dolls and one shoved down his throat.

Murder Me Elmo
2012-11-19 04:01:24 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: tallguywithglasseson: Walker: it's a fact

It's a claim. Should be easy to prove if true.

If the Sesame folks did an investigation, I can't believe they would cover for someone having sex with an underage boy.

Sesame Workshop has way too much to lose to go all Penn State. Their business IS products and entertainment for children. To harbor someone who had sex with a minor would kill the company dead.


you are talking about a homosexual orginazation protcting another homosexual, they are queer they are here and they want the kids
2012-11-19 03:55:41 PM
1 votes:

Slaxl: Walker: Cythraul: Looks like this scumbag wants more money.

No. Looks like he was paid off to change his story (it's a fact he was as the article states) and it was eating at him.

Everything articles state are facts now? Good grief.


Uh, bonjour.
2012-11-19 03:51:33 PM
1 votes:
Shakedown, takedown, everybody step up to the dotted line...
2012-11-19 03:50:52 PM
1 votes:

Walker: Cythraul: Looks like this scumbag wants more money.

No. Looks like he was paid off to change his story (it's a fact he was as the article states) and it was eating at him.


Teehee, you think someone's testimony is a fact. Haha. Wowser. Zing. Good times. I need more nitrous.
2012-11-19 02:20:17 PM
1 votes:

kid_icarus: Cythraul: Looks like this scumbag wants more money.

He also managed to pull off the rarely accomplished boomerang rape.


That's not legitimate rape, though.
2012-11-19 02:17:32 PM
1 votes:

Cythraul: Looks like this scumbag wants more money.


He also managed to pull off the rarely accomplished boomerang rape.
2012-11-19 02:07:04 PM
1 votes:
The mob definition of an honest man - once he's bought, he stays bought.
2012-11-19 01:51:19 PM
1 votes:
Over the weekend, TMZ reported that Clash had paid Stephens $125,000 to recant his story

My take away from all of this is that I had no idea puppeteering paid so well.
2012-11-19 01:24:39 PM
1 votes:

Walker: Cythraul: Looks like this scumbag wants more money.

No. Looks like he was paid off to change his story (it's a fact he was as the article states) and it was eating at him.


Everything articles state are facts now? Good grief.
 
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