RexTalionis: [i1212.photobucket.com image 500x693]
unlikely: Again, I really want to know why it matters who he puts his penis in.
DeathCipris: mbillips: Well, if there's anyone whose opinion I respect on what makes a good general, it's journalist and author Lucian K. Truscott IV. I mean, his granddaddy was a successful general. That kind of thing is genetic.I hope he'll do a column soon on how HE would have won the Iraq war way faster than that preening wanker Petraeus.This Lucian guy is a douche of the highest caliber, who if pressed, knows nothing in the field of strategy and waging war.
AccuJack: [wh40k.lexicanum.com image 644x599]Amateurs.
swangoatman: hdhale: RexTalionis: [i1212.photobucket.com image 500x693]I'll see your Sherman and raise you a Grant:[faculty.css.edu image 247x253]No bullshiat--grab the enemy, kill them. Detested pomp and strutting about. The perfect foil for Robert E. Lee, Grant would have been a brilliant commander in any era.My grandfather was there when Lee surrendered to Grant. Here is his words directly from his diary..."Uncle Billy was too busy down south burning his way toward us to take the sword from Lee so Dear Father rode in on his horse,looking tired, Unshaven,boots tinged with mud and blood he took Lee's sword then returned it. He told us men not to brag in our glory but to share in the pain of our fellow Americans ,who we were once again brothers too. We later ate the best popcorn and coffee we had ever had. It was then that I found the most incredible mushrooms. Johnny Reb taught me how to smoke it. It is to this that I owe my longevity. It was then too that I first raped my Captains ripe ass,all the way back to New York City. Good Times"
flynn80: Smedley Butler was our greatest general next to Washington.
dramboxf: sigdiamond2000: By LUCIAN K. TRUSCOTT IVHis grandfather was Kind of A Big Deal during WWII, and I believe he himself graduated West Point.
DoBeDoBeDo: hdhale: Clash City Farker: [4thgradeiscool.wikispaces.com image 600x347]/OGAhh yes, G. Washington...We will catch you drunk tired from weeks of being on high alert on Christmas the day(s) after Christmas and kill you in your sleep in regular order of battle!FTFY/Actually how it went down
Gdalescrboz: relcec 2012-11-19 02:18:29 PMI_C_Weener: unlikely: Again, I really want to know why it matters who he puts his penis in.If a man charged with keeping our highest level foreign secrets can't keep a secret, much less avoid temptation, then he probably shouldn't get a top secret clearance much less head of the CIA. But, that said, I don't really care about the sleeping with part. I'm more interested in the web of women with high end Washingtonians. The story is fascinating if nothing more.so Clinton should have been impeached for merely getting a blowjob, forget about lying about it to a federal grand jury. let me be the first to say you today, you are a f*cking idiot.First, yes, Clinton should have been impeached, he made himself vulnerable to blackmail and lied about it. Anyone else with a clearance would have lost it, Clinton was the CC in Chief and should have been held to the same standards everyone else in his chain of command was being held to.As for Petreaus;1. Adultery is punishable under the UCMJ.2. Ever hear of Genral Order #1? If you are going to tell millions of people they can't have sex you better not be enthralled in adultery.3. He put himself in a position to be blackmailed, you can't have clearances and be conducting yourself in that manner/You, are in fact, the idiot//Still think Gen. Petreaus did a great job
Clash City Farker: [4thgradeiscool.wikispaces.com image 600x347]/OG
sammyk: I've got just the man for the job![4.bp.blogspot.com image 314x244]His precious bodily fluids are secure sir!
amindtat: [i.imgur.com image 500x376]
Fark Rye For Many Whores: [media.cinemasquid.com image 824x464]
probesport: I wanna, I wanna kill.Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth
cmunic8r99: The fact is that none of our generals have led us to a victory since men like Patton and my grandfather, Lucian King Truscott Jr., stormed the beaches of North Africa and southern France with blood in their eyes and military murder on their minds.I guess Schwarzkopf and Horner were just sitting around the desert with their thumbs up their butts.
sigdiamond2000: By LUCIAN K. TRUSCOTT IV
Slaxl: we need Generals that are psychotic in their drive to kill enemy soldiers and subjugate enemy nations...and hear the lamentation of their women?
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