PainInTheASP: They're not just supposed to shoot the bastards, they're supposed to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on their tanks. They're supposed to murder those lousy Afghan bastards by the bushel.
hdhale: RexTalionis: [i1212.photobucket.com image 500x693]I'll see your Sherman and raise you a Grant:[faculty.css.edu image 247x253]No bullshiat--grab the enemy, kill them. Detested pomp and strutting about. The perfect foil for Robert E. Lee, Grant would have been a brilliant commander in any era.
dramboxf: sigdiamond2000: By LUCIAN K. TRUSCOTT IVHis grandfather was Kind of A Big Deal during WWII, and I believe he himself graduated West Point.
jshine: unlikely: Again, I really want to know why it matters who he puts his penis in.Its a bad idea for people with access to lots of classified information to have serious financial problems (makes them susceptible to bribery) or sexual/personal secrets -- e.g., affairs, or being deeply in-the-closet, etc. (makes them susceptible to blackmail). Ideally, people in those roles should have boring, drama-free lives.
Slaxl: we need Generals that are psychotic in their drive to kill enemy soldiers and subjugate enemy nations...and hear the lamentation of their women?
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