One Bad Apple: Slaxl: we need Generals that are psychotic in their drive to kill enemy soldiers and subjugate enemy nations...and hear the lamentation of their women?[1.bp.blogspot.com image 530x340]I'm pretty sure that's "Peel the lamination off the women"
unlikely: Again, I really want to know why it matters who he puts his penis in.
netcentric: Petraeus looks like a CPA or someone who does your taxes on the side. He's a wussbag.Dinner party GeneralNow this guy, he'll shoot you with a tank round, then run your body over. Then stop and get out and stab your flat corpse. Then radio the Airforce to napalm the area once he is clear.[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x333] /Tal Russo//doesn't do dinner parties///you farked with our consulate?////update your status from 'hide' to 'run'
AssAsInAssassin: We need a general who walks into the psychiatrist's office and says "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."
Tumunga: AssAsInAssassin: We need a general who walks into the psychiatrist's office and says "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."Apparently, you can find all the generals you need dumping garbage.
Fissile: The War Nerd explains why Lucian Truscott IV is full of shiat Long, but a good read.
swangoatman: hdhale: RexTalionis: [i1212.photobucket.com image 500x693]I'll see your Sherman and raise you a Grant:[faculty.css.edu image 247x253]No bullshiat--grab the enemy, kill them. Detested pomp and strutting about. The perfect foil for Robert E. Lee, Grant would have been a brilliant commander in any era.My grandfather was there when Lee surrendered to Grant. Here is his words directly from his diary..."Uncle Billy was too busy down south burning his way toward us to take the sword from Lee so Dear Father rode in on his horse,looking tired, Unshaven,boots tinged with mud and blood he took Lee's sword then returned it. He told us men not to brag in our glory but to share in the pain of our fellow Americans ,who we were once again brothers too. We later ate the best popcorn and coffee we had ever had. It was then that I found the most incredible mushrooms. Johnny Reb taught me how to smoke it. It is to this that I owe my longevity. It was then too that I first raped my Captains ripe ass,all the way back to New York City. Good Times"
JackieRabbit: Right in the first paragraph, I started thinking this guy didn't know what he was talking about. I think we can safely say that our first strutting peacock of a general was probably Geo. A. Custer. Then came Teddy Roosevelt and I'm sure many others in between.
ADHD Librarian: One Bad Apple: Slaxl: we need Generals that are psychotic in their drive to kill enemy soldiers and subjugate enemy nations...and hear the lamentation of their women?[1.bp.blogspot.com image 530x340]I'm pretty sure that's "Peel the lamination off the women"You are all wrong, it is..."and make love to the woman who cleans your laminate"
AccuJack: [wh40k.lexicanum.com image 644x599]Amateurs.
DeathCipris: mbillips: Well, if there's anyone whose opinion I respect on what makes a good general, it's journalist and author Lucian K. Truscott IV. I mean, his granddaddy was a successful general. That kind of thing is genetic.I hope he'll do a column soon on how HE would have won the Iraq war way faster than that preening wanker Petraeus.This Lucian guy is a douche of the highest caliber, who if pressed, knows nothing in the field of strategy and waging war.
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