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(Yahoo)   So apparently the only reason Tel Aviv isn't littered with smoking craters is because the Israel-hating, secret Muslim president of the US made sure they hade the "Iron Dome" rocket intercept system   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line 44
    More: Interesting, Iron Dome, Tel Aviv, Carl Levin, missile defense systems, domes, Senate Armed Services Committee, rockets, God Only Knows  
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2012-11-19 01:52:22 PM  
4 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: I was told there would be no math.


i.imgur.com

Meth. You were told there would be no meth.
2012-11-19 10:35:14 AM  
4 votes:
Most ANTI ISRAEL president EVAR.
2012-11-19 03:26:11 PM  
3 votes:
"Our missiles will blot out the un!"

"Then we will fight in the hade!"
2012-11-19 02:51:18 PM  
3 votes:
d1w7nqlfxfj094.cloudfront.net
2012-11-19 02:23:56 PM  
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-11-19 10:53:13 AM  
3 votes:
images.wikia.com
2012-11-19 10:47:51 AM  
3 votes:
The article i read before this was an interview with a woman who lost four children all under eight in a strike against [whothefarkcares.jpg]. As a person who's lost a child and knows that pain well, a giant mother-farking fark-you-up-the-ass for every person involved in the death of an innocent child, whatever side.

You're both as bad as each other. Enjoy your hells. Especially you, Israel. Evil assholes.

/rage
//drunk
2012-11-19 10:47:04 AM  
3 votes:

Diogenes: doglover: Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim

No. Israel plays no part in the Ragnarok.

The good news is, with global warming, the Fimbulwinter is highly unlikely.

Easy there, Thor.


What, me worry?

images.wikia.com
2012-11-19 06:29:03 PM  
2 votes:
A jewish friend of mine claims the Jews now have their promised land. Its now called Manhattan.
2012-11-19 04:38:21 PM  
2 votes:

vygramul: RanDomino: Since no one's posted it in this thread yet

And that's what kills me about "it's Palestinian land" arguments. It's arbitrary to pick whether it was "originally" Israel's, Palestine's, etc. And tends to be indicative of whose bias the arguer is adopting.



I'm in favor of giving it back to Rome.  They won it fair and square.
2012-11-19 03:02:30 PM  
2 votes:
IDF, meh Hamas, phoey.

This is the real military threat to the region.

www.deviantart.com

/This thread needs more Domo Kun! 
//GIF is hot
2012-11-19 02:26:35 PM  
2 votes:
www.rootsweb.ancestry.com
2012-11-19 11:01:17 AM  
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So missile defense doesn't escalate tensions.
Giving money to Israel is now a good thing.


Soooo...Obama...is...Reagan?
2012-11-19 10:58:23 AM  
2 votes:
Finally an article about Obama and Israel gets greened (unless I have missed one)

The left wing has herped and derped for days now about the evil right and their support of Israel while not saying a damn thing about Obama and his support of their actions. It will finally be nice to see the fark left take up the cause and bash the president
2012-11-19 10:57:37 AM  
2 votes:

Magorn: Now someday I'm going have to write a humor novel about the end of the world where ALL the competing doomsday scenarios from all the worlds's religions and myths come true setting off an absolute logistical nightmare...


American Gods called, Neil Gaiman would like to remind you he's already written this book.
2012-11-19 10:48:21 AM  
2 votes:

I_C_Weener: Over 8000 rockets had been fired into Israel over the last 4 years.  I'm pretty sure that Israel is justified in Iron Dome, Dome Kun and anyother thing they want to do right now.


Look the Iron Dome is a great idea, but releasing this guy civilian populations in Gaza?:

www.iphone-blog.me

That's just going too far.
2012-11-19 10:45:43 AM  
2 votes:

doglover: Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim

No. Israel plays no part in the Ragnarok.

The good news is, with global warming, the Fimbulwinter is highly unlikely.


Gawd almighty, do you realize what you've just done? Now someday I'm going have to write a humor novel about the end of the world where ALL the competing doomsday scenarios from all the worlds's religions and myths come true setting off an absolute logistical nightmare...(and it will of course have to feature Thor and St MIchael going toe to toe at some point)
2012-11-19 10:41:11 AM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim


No. Israel plays no part in the Ragnarok.

The good news is, with global warming, the Fimbulwinter is highly unlikely.
2012-11-19 06:38:03 PM  
1 vote:

Phins: I just had to check out what the Freepers thought of this. Of course, there's no mention of Obama insuring that Israel had this system. Instead it's "Yay Reagan! He was right about Star wars, it works. YAAAAY REAGAN. Soopid libruls must be so pissed that Saint Ronnie has been vindicated and proven right. Reagan."


I've heard and read of him being called a socialist, a communist, a fascist, a Kenyan, a turd, and a secret mooslim. But, this is the first time anyone has accused him of being an insurance man, and it happened right here on Fark.
2012-11-19 05:04:34 PM  
1 vote:

I_C_Weener: I heard Rick Blaine's grandpa stole a cafe and bar establishment from a Morrocan jew in 1903.


He won it in a bet doing street magic
2012-11-19 04:29:44 PM  
1 vote:

seadoo2006: ocschwar: [imageshack.us image 400x600]

Remember, this is what happens if one of those Hamas "glorified bottlerockets" lands too close to you. ">

No, that's what happens when your parents are a bunch of blithering eejits and move your whole dumb ass family to a warzone because you have a "historical claim" to the land.

You don't see me moving to inner city Cleveland because my family has some "claim" to the land down in Collinwood Nope, I removed myself from the problem and avoided getting shot at every other day. It's a wonder these people are so god damn stubborn about living their lives in a war zone and then getting pissy when someone's leg gets blown off.


Why do you hate jews?

I kid i kid, we both know we could honestly give a flying fark one way or the other but yea....somebody is bound to say it.

We pretty much need a media and financial blackout for that entire region with nary a whisper unless one side or the other gets completely wiped out. "Is it completely and permanently over finally? no? then we dont wanna hear about it."

Been listening to this same bullshiat for 40 farking years now. Is it over? No? then who gives a fark, stop sending them my money please.
Them? Yea ALL of them, egypt too, and those farking house of saud rich farkers who dont even need my money as well. If the entire region slid into the ocean I think we could finally just applaud the silence.
2012-11-19 04:15:00 PM  
1 vote:
Headso

That whole area is full of despots and royal douchebags at least the Israelis are socially liberal and democratic by comparison.

My head is spinning: I cannot determine if this is more ignorant or more racist.
2012-11-19 04:13:51 PM  
1 vote:

ocschwar: [imageshack.us image 400x600]

Remember, this is what happens if one of those Hamas "glorified bottlerockets" lands too close to you. ">


No, that's what happens when your parents are a bunch of blithering eejits and move your whole dumb ass family to a warzone because you have a "historical claim" to the land.

You don't see me moving to inner city Cleveland because my family has some "claim" to the land down in Collinwood Nope, I removed myself from the problem and avoided getting shot at every other day. It's a wonder these people are so god damn stubborn about living their lives in a war zone and then getting pissy when someone's leg gets blown off.
2012-11-19 04:12:17 PM  
1 vote:

Kit Fister: This text is now purple: gelovani: Obama stated on the news 2 days ago that, "Israel has the right to defend itself from threats OUTSIDE its borders" (read, The Gaza Strip). So, the Gaza Strip is now not part of Israel? The US vehemently denied Palestine's request to be recognized as a sovereign nation last year, making it still a part of Israel, but now Obama says they are a separate country outside of Israel's borders and are attacking Israel??!!

F*ck US foreign policy. F*ck Israeli domestic policy. How many innocent people have to die - especially Palestinians - before this atrocity is finally stopped?!

The US generally recognizes the 1967 borders, right?

Under that position, Gaza is part of Egypt.

Psh, it's been for millenia. I mean, hell, the phaoroahs buried their own and built the pyramids in Gaza!


I think you're thinking of the Geezer Pyramids
2012-11-19 03:57:40 PM  
1 vote:

This text is now purple: gelovani: Obama stated on the news 2 days ago that, "Israel has the right to defend itself from threats OUTSIDE its borders" (read, The Gaza Strip). So, the Gaza Strip is now not part of Israel? The US vehemently denied Palestine's request to be recognized as a sovereign nation last year, making it still a part of Israel, but now Obama says they are a separate country outside of Israel's borders and are attacking Israel??!!

F*ck US foreign policy. F*ck Israeli domestic policy. How many innocent people have to die - especially Palestinians - before this atrocity is finally stopped?!

The US generally recognizes the 1967 borders, right?

Under that position, Gaza is part of Egypt.


Psh, it's been for millenia. I mean, hell, the phaoroahs buried their own and built the pyramids in Gaza!
2012-11-19 03:15:29 PM  
1 vote:

Minus 1 Charisma: Join me in pledging my life to dear leader!!


...because the only two choices are hate him like Stalin or love him like Jesus.
2012-11-19 02:50:51 PM  
1 vote:
There should be a nationwide sound system that plays a loud gong sound every time a rocket is intercepted by the dome.


/Or at least the taco bell sound
//Stop being haders god dome it!
2012-11-19 02:40:42 PM  
1 vote:
An iron dome sounds brittle. Should have used an alloy.
2012-11-19 02:39:10 PM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture?


I simply can't read or hear that word without thinking of the Blondie song. :)
2012-11-19 02:34:43 PM  
1 vote:

jso2897

Dirtybird971: wow. That's pretty cool. So do we or don't we have the "star wars" defense system?

We don't. We spent a trillion dollars building the Israelis a "Goatherd Wars" defense system.


I know you are joking because I know goats can handle themselves.
2012-11-19 02:32:36 PM  
1 vote:
Is there anything Obama can't do?!

He is completely without flaw. Its possible that he actually is a god who has taken human form.

Join me in pledging my life to dear leader!!
2012-11-19 02:28:45 PM  
1 vote:

vygramul: Magorn: I_C_Weener: Over 8000 rockets had been fired into Israel over the last 4 years.  I'm pretty sure that Israel is justified in Iron Dome, Dome Kun and anyother thing they want to do right now.

Look the Iron Dome is a great idea, but releasing this guy civilian populations in Gaza?:

[www.iphone-blog.me image 640x960]

That's just going too far.

Every time you masturbatem God kills a Palestinian.


You mean, all this time I've been committing mass genocide?

Also, the guy on the left here must be AIPAC

i.imgur.com
2012-11-19 02:25:32 PM  
1 vote:

Carn: Yeah but what about the Thunderdome?


Can't We Get BEYOND Thunderdome?
2012-11-19 02:23:44 PM  
1 vote:

Party Boy: Look, just like thread 3131460 when you were very angry when I (correctly, I'll add) was pointing out how it was incorrect that the Palestinians weren't making talks for all of Jerusalem, this is a figure that is wrong by more than half.

I've pointed it out, and you have the nerve to jump down my throat, again?



1) That was in 07! Wow you need a life
2) I never got really angry! I didn't even get anywhere near angry. I was talking about using Bono as a human projectile, and asking if I could start posting IDF girls
3) You "pointing out how I was incorrect" was saying "well Abbas never said it himself so it doesn't count" Then you got huffy and took your ball and went home

And 07?! So are you saying I was right about everything we discussed since then? Is that why you had to go back to 07 it find one single example where you think you could make an argument you where right?! oh that's rich.

And thanks for the trip down memory lane!

I forgot this joke, so I going to start using it again

/why did it [the war] only last 7 days?
// cause the Jews only had the equipment leased for a week.
2012-11-19 01:53:44 PM  
1 vote:

Party Boy: (2008) 361 + (2009) 569 + (2010) 150 + (2011) 680 (rockets+mortars) + (2012) 1,540


So only 3300? So we cool right? Under 5k and it's not a problem? No reason to get all uptight about only a few high explosives being chucked toward ya
2012-11-19 01:22:32 PM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: Also, I heard he plans to arm the Israelis with potato cannons next.


Potato cannons are awesome. I took out a Hamas firing position with one when I was a lifeguard back in high school. As I recall.
2012-11-19 01:07:47 PM  
1 vote:
Ever heard of a "false flag" operation, subby? Obama's support of Israel has several benefits:
1) Rallies his allies in Palestine behind a common enemy.
2) Tricks gullible Americans like you into thinking he's a regular Peace Loving American (because gullible folks like you also think that's not an oxymoron).
3) Helps get him cred with the jewish-controlled librul media, without whom he wouldn't have gotten elected.

Basically he needs this thing to escalate in such a way that Israel deals the first big strike and comes out looking like the bad guys.
Also, I heard he plans to arm the Israelis with potato cannons next.
2012-11-19 12:48:04 PM  
1 vote:

CommieTaoist: People, people, people: let's focus on what really matters: subby wrote "hade" instead of "had".

/unless the admins correct it and make me look like a fool for bringing it up.


I appreciate you bringing this up, because my brain auto-corrected it out of my visual sphere.
2012-11-19 12:43:19 PM  
1 vote:
People, people, people: let's focus on what really matters: subby wrote "hade" instead of "had".

/unless the admins correct it and make me look like a fool for bringing it up.
2012-11-19 12:14:14 PM  
1 vote:
Taqiyya!
2012-11-19 11:55:33 AM  
1 vote:
farm6.staticflickr.com
2012-11-19 10:43:42 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim

No. Israel plays no part in the Ragnarok.

The good news is, with global warming, the Fimbulwinter is highly unlikely.


Easy there, Thor.
2012-11-19 10:39:46 AM  
1 vote:
This is just more evidence that not only is Obama a muslim loving communist, he's also incompetent. Imagine the hell we would be living in if he weren't so stupid.
2012-11-19 10:38:04 AM  
1 vote:
Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim
 
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