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(Yahoo)   So apparently the only reason Tel Aviv isn't littered with smoking craters is because the Israel-hating, secret Muslim president of the US made sure they hade the "Iron Dome" rocket intercept system   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 386
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2012-11-19 10:35:14 AM
Most ANTI ISRAEL president EVAR.
 
2012-11-19 10:38:04 AM
Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim
 
2012-11-19 10:39:46 AM
This is just more evidence that not only is Obama a muslim loving communist, he's also incompetent. Imagine the hell we would be living in if he weren't so stupid.
 
2012-11-19 10:41:11 AM

Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim


No. Israel plays no part in the Ragnarok.

The good news is, with global warming, the Fimbulwinter is highly unlikely.
 
2012-11-19 10:41:18 AM
Over 8000 rockets had been fired into Israel over the last 4 years.  I'm pretty sure that Israel is justified in Iron Dome, Dome Kun and anyother thing they want to do right now.
 
2012-11-19 10:43:42 AM

doglover: Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim

No. Israel plays no part in the Ragnarok.

The good news is, with global warming, the Fimbulwinter is highly unlikely.


Easy there, Thor.
 
2012-11-19 10:45:43 AM

doglover: Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim

No. Israel plays no part in the Ragnarok.

The good news is, with global warming, the Fimbulwinter is highly unlikely.


Gawd almighty, do you realize what you've just done? Now someday I'm going have to write a humor novel about the end of the world where ALL the competing doomsday scenarios from all the worlds's religions and myths come true setting off an absolute logistical nightmare...(and it will of course have to feature Thor and St MIchael going toe to toe at some point)
 
2012-11-19 10:47:04 AM

Diogenes: doglover: Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim

No. Israel plays no part in the Ragnarok.

The good news is, with global warming, the Fimbulwinter is highly unlikely.

Easy there, Thor.


What, me worry?

images.wikia.com
 
2012-11-19 10:47:08 AM

doglover: Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim

No. Israel plays no part in the Ragnarok.

The good news is, with global warming, the Fimbulwinter is highly unlikely.


With all the quakes lately, Loki's getting a bit restless down there*

/* Assuming you accept the flyting of Loki as canon in the Eddas, and not a tale written to contort Loki into a Satan figure by later Christians recording the Eddaic stories...
 
2012-11-19 10:47:51 AM
The article i read before this was an interview with a woman who lost four children all under eight in a strike against [whothefarkcares.jpg]. As a person who's lost a child and knows that pain well, a giant mother-farking fark-you-up-the-ass for every person involved in the death of an innocent child, whatever side.

You're both as bad as each other. Enjoy your hells. Especially you, Israel. Evil assholes.

/rage
//drunk
 
2012-11-19 10:48:21 AM

I_C_Weener: Over 8000 rockets had been fired into Israel over the last 4 years.  I'm pretty sure that Israel is justified in Iron Dome, Dome Kun and anyother thing they want to do right now.


Look the Iron Dome is a great idea, but releasing this guy civilian populations in Gaza?:

www.iphone-blog.me

That's just going too far.
 
2012-11-19 10:50:18 AM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-19 10:53:13 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-11-19 10:56:09 AM

Magorn: doglover: Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim

No. Israel plays no part in the Ragnarok.

The good news is, with global warming, the Fimbulwinter is highly unlikely.

Gawd almighty, do you realize what you've just done? Now someday I'm going have to write a humor novel about the end of the world where ALL the competing doomsday scenarios from all the worlds's religions and myths come true setting off an absolute logistical nightmare...(and it will of course have to feature Thor and St MIchael going toe to toe at some point)


Kind of like in Terry Pratchett's "Pyramids" when ALL the mythology starts coming true.
 
2012-11-19 10:57:37 AM

Magorn: Now someday I'm going have to write a humor novel about the end of the world where ALL the competing doomsday scenarios from all the worlds's religions and myths come true setting off an absolute logistical nightmare...


American Gods called, Neil Gaiman would like to remind you he's already written this book.
 
2012-11-19 10:58:23 AM
Finally an article about Obama and Israel gets greened (unless I have missed one)

The left wing has herped and derped for days now about the evil right and their support of Israel while not saying a damn thing about Obama and his support of their actions. It will finally be nice to see the fark left take up the cause and bash the president
 
2012-11-19 10:59:37 AM
So missile defense doesn't escalate tensions.
Giving money to Israel is now a good thing.


You do know that Israel buys the vast majority of their arms and tech from the US? So basically every dollar that we send over there for that purpose is just dressed up corporate warfare for the military industrial complex.


/personally have no problem with any of this.
//just wanting the Obama-manics to try to justify this
///Obama was right to do that, still losing to the broken clock.
 
2012-11-19 11:01:17 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So missile defense doesn't escalate tensions.
Giving money to Israel is now a good thing.




Soooo...Obama...is...Reagan? 
 
 
2012-11-19 11:07:17 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: You do know that Israel buys the vast majority of their arms and tech from the US? So basically every dollar that we send over there for that purpose is just dressed up corporate warfare for the military industrial complex.


The money doesn't even get there. It goes directly from appropriation for "aid" to the companies.
 
2012-11-19 11:19:04 AM

GAT_00: The money doesn't even get there. It goes directly from appropriation for "aid" to the companies.


Do they at least have to sign the back of the check?
 
2012-11-19 11:26:40 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: GAT_00: The money doesn't even get there. It goes directly from appropriation for "aid" to the companies.

Do they at least have to sign the back of the check?


Heh. But you're right, it's corporate welfare. It's exactly the kind of cuts that need to happen in our government. There should be no selective tax breaks for companies. It is not the government's job to see that a company succeeds with a tax break. They can be across the board breaks that companies can meet the requirements of, but there should never be one on one breaks. The government should never directly commission a business.
 
2012-11-19 11:39:54 AM

GAT_00: Heh. But you're right, it's corporate welfare. It's exactly the kind of cuts that need to happen in our government. There should be no selective tax breaks for companies. It is not the government's job to see that a company succeeds with a tax break. They can be across the board breaks that companies can meet the requirements of, but there should never be one on one breaks. The government should never directly commission a business.


You're absolutely right. There shouldn't be selective tax breaks for companies, there shouldn't be any taxes at all. End corporate taxes make federal sales taxes skyrocket and only have income tax on the top 10% and only make that around 10-15% percent. That way you cant dodge taxes and everyone gets to help out. Perfect really.

I'm not sure how you got on the topic of taxes, but I like to respond if I'm able.
 
2012-11-19 11:46:45 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure how you got on the topic of taxes, but I like to respond if I'm able.


Well, I was talking about the role of government and corporate welfare, so selective tax benefits are related. But ending all corporate taxes is where you've gone completely off the path and I'm getting the hell out now.
 
2012-11-19 11:55:33 AM
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-19 12:00:57 PM

GAT_00: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure how you got on the topic of taxes, but I like to respond if I'm able.

Well, I was talking about the role of government and corporate welfare, so selective tax benefits are related. But ending all corporate taxes is where you've gone completely off the path and I'm getting the hell out now.


Dammit this is a thread about Obama and his supposed hipocracy about being Muslim. And that some how not liking Israel overstepping their power is the same as Iaraels right to defend themselves.
 
2012-11-19 12:14:14 PM
Taqiyya!
 
2012-11-19 12:14:49 PM

cman: Finally an article about Obama and Israel gets greened (unless I have missed one)

The left wing has herped and derped for days now about the evil right and their support of Israel while not saying a damn thing about Obama and his support of their actions. It will finally be nice to see the fark left take up the cause and bash the president


Nobody is going to get in an uproar over supplying defense weapons to a solid ally.
 
2012-11-19 12:28:06 PM

cman: Finally an article about Obama and Israel gets greened (unless I have missed one)

The left wing has herped and derped for days now about the evil right and their support of Israel while not saying a damn thing about Obama and his support of their actions. It will finally be nice to see the fark left take up the cause and bash the president


You're not paying attention. We had this same conversation earlier this morning.
 
2012-11-19 12:43:19 PM
People, people, people: let's focus on what really matters: subby wrote "hade" instead of "had".

/unless the admins correct it and make me look like a fool for bringing it up.
 
2012-11-19 12:48:04 PM

CommieTaoist: People, people, people: let's focus on what really matters: subby wrote "hade" instead of "had".

/unless the admins correct it and make me look like a fool for bringing it up.


I appreciate you bringing this up, because my brain auto-corrected it out of my visual sphere.
 
2012-11-19 01:07:47 PM
Ever heard of a "false flag" operation, subby? Obama's support of Israel has several benefits:
1) Rallies his allies in Palestine behind a common enemy.
2) Tricks gullible Americans like you into thinking he's a regular Peace Loving American (because gullible folks like you also think that's not an oxymoron).
3) Helps get him cred with the jewish-controlled librul media, without whom he wouldn't have gotten elected.

Basically he needs this thing to escalate in such a way that Israel deals the first big strike and comes out looking like the bad guys.
Also, I heard he plans to arm the Israelis with potato cannons next.
 
2012-11-19 01:10:59 PM

Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim


You're weird.

I_C_Weener: Over 8000 rockets had been fired into Israel over the last 4 years.  I'm pretty sure that Israel is justified in Iron Dome, Dome Kun and anyother thing they want to do right now.


They're board-certified and bonded, too.
 
2012-11-19 01:22:32 PM

serial_crusher: Also, I heard he plans to arm the Israelis with potato cannons next.


Potato cannons are awesome. I took out a Hamas firing position with one when I was a lifeguard back in high school. As I recall.
 
2012-11-19 01:45:06 PM

I_C_Weener: Over 8000 rockets had been fired into Israel over the last 4 years


Huh?

(2008) 361 + (2009) 569 + (2010) 150 + (2011) 680 (rockets+mortars) + (2012) 1,540
 
2012-11-19 01:48:26 PM

Party Boy: I_C_Weener: Over 8000 rockets had been fired into Israel over the last 4 years

Huh?

(2008) 361 + (2009) 569 + (2010) 150 + (2011) 680 (rockets+mortars) + (2012) 1,540


I was told there would be no math.
 
2012-11-19 01:48:46 PM
Looks like theres a more indepth article on this. Someone ran the numbers, and there are inflated figures going around.

Dissecting IDF propaganda: The numbers behind the rocket attacks .
 
2012-11-19 01:52:22 PM

tallguywithglasseson: I was told there would be no math.


i.imgur.com

Meth. You were told there would be no meth.
 
2012-11-19 01:53:44 PM

Party Boy: (2008) 361 + (2009) 569 + (2010) 150 + (2011) 680 (rockets+mortars) + (2012) 1,540


So only 3300? So we cool right? Under 5k and it's not a problem? No reason to get all uptight about only a few high explosives being chucked toward ya
 
2012-11-19 01:54:01 PM

Magorn: I_C_Weener: Over 8000 rockets had been fired into Israel over the last 4 years.  I'm pretty sure that Israel is justified in Iron Dome, Dome Kun and anyother thing they want to do right now.

Look the Iron Dome is a great idea, but releasing this guy civilian populations in Gaza?:

[www.iphone-blog.me image 640x960]

That's just going too far.


Every time you masturbatem God kills a Palestinian.
 
2012-11-19 02:00:46 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So only 3300?


Look, just like thread 3131460 when you were very angry when I (correctly, I'll add) was pointing out how it was incorrect that the Palestinians weren't making talks for all of Jerusalem, this is a figure that is wrong by more than half.

I've pointed it out, and you have the nerve to jump down my throat, again?
 
2012-11-19 02:03:08 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Diogenes: Isn't the idea of rockets not being able to strike Israel one of the events leading up to the Rapture? I seem to remember that from the first book of Left Behind.

/read the series on a whim

You're weird.


I was traveling 100% for my job, and they were very popular at the time, and easy to pick up in airport bookstores. I was thinking maybe I could appreciate them on the level of like The Omen and such. Turned out to be an interesting social experiment. You wouldn't believe the True Believers who struck up conversations with me. It gave me alot of insight, actually.

Which was good because the books really sucked. Poorly written regardless of the subject matter. Luckily I could ingest a volume in about 3 hours.
 
2012-11-19 02:03:29 PM
Also, I'm sure you'll express a similar outrage over the expressed intentions of Likud to make Jerusalem entirely under Israeli control. You know, since you were so angry when you incorrectly perceived the Palestinians for doing so.
 
2012-11-19 02:12:30 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So missile defense doesn't escalate tensions.
Giving money to Israel is now a good thing.


The US has always been in favor of theater missile defense. I don't know of any major organization or prominent politician who's argued against it.

What some people oppose is strategic missile defense.
 
2012-11-19 02:15:36 PM

snuff3r: The article i read before this was an interview with a woman who lost four children all under eight in a strike against [whothefarkcares.jpg]. As a person who's lost a child and knows that pain well, a giant mother-farking fark-you-up-the-ass for every person involved in the death of an innocent child, whatever side.

You're both as bad as each other. Enjoy your hells. Especially you, Israel. Evil assholes.

/rage
//drunk


Sorry for your loss, snuff3r, as I know exactly how you feel.

That's why war should be avoided at all costs because innocents die on both sides. I cannot hold Israel totally responsible for these children's deaths as Hamas has recklessly attacked Israel with rockets, bombs, and human Kamikazes. Children have died past from these attacks. More could have died if not for this missile defense system. Israel's response is simply self-defense. How we keep getting to this point of conflict is explained by a quote from a well-known Israeli.

"Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us." ~ Golda Meir
 
2012-11-19 02:19:38 PM
Yeah but what about the Thunderdome?
 
2012-11-19 02:20:23 PM

I_C_Weener: Over 8000 rockets had been fired into Israel over the last 4 years.


Wow is that number ever a moving target. Another week of this and the common wisdom will be 1 trillion rockets per hour for the last 100 years.
 
2012-11-19 02:20:31 PM
He helped them with the Iron Dome and has unequivocally given his support for self-defense, so naturally my facebook wall is filled with allegations of Obama being an Israel hating anti-Semite and not supporting the Israeli regime's right of self-defense. Because, of course.
 
2012-11-19 02:21:25 PM
"hade" ?
 
2012-11-19 02:21:32 PM
Funny how war breaks out there just before each Israeli election...
 
2012-11-19 02:21:38 PM
And also because Hamas rockets are like glorified bottle rockets...
 
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