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(Salon)   Man says he was "addicted" to pot and now that he quit, he is "feeling weird" and that a chemical dependency is negatively impacting him   (salon.com) divider line 22
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2012-11-19 11:22:58 AM  
6 votes:
"Bro I feel all weird since I stopped smoking weed."

"That's called sober. You're sober right now. That feeling is probably why you started smoking."
2012-11-19 11:51:11 AM  
5 votes:
When Im bored or depressed I like to can vegetables from my garden
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2012-11-19 11:18:24 AM  
4 votes:
One last thing, Ex-Pothead:

Nobody likes a quitter.
2012-11-19 11:06:10 AM  
4 votes:
Have you ever sucked dick for weed, man?
2012-11-19 11:21:23 AM  
3 votes:
I smoked marijuana every day, several times a day, (up to 5 times) from age 17 to 22. One day I decided I was tired of being overweight from binge eating due to munchies and being sedentary. All I would do was smoke, eat a pint of ice cream and play video games. To be honest, it was great. But I can't do that for the rest of my life.

I quit cold turkey back in May of this year. I didn't suffer any adverse effects. Actually, every thing has been positive for me. I ended a bad relationship a girl who continues to smoke, I went from 205lbs to 171lbs and quit my dead end, minimum wage job and enlisted with the Air Force for 6 years. I plan to give them 20. I've been running and lifting every weekday too. But I need to cut this post short, I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
2012-11-19 09:53:48 AM  
3 votes:
I feel depressed and am not sure what to do with myself.

You were already depressed and you were escaping through drugs.

I used to work part time and would spend the rest of the time getting high and watching TV. Now that I am not getting high, I feel like my husband and I don't relate any more.

Maybe that's because after a year or two of marriage you both tuned each other out and began getting high and watching TV. Now that you're not getting high, you're noticing the deficiencies in your relationship. Again...you already had a problem that you were escaping through drugs.

during the 10 years that I was a pothead, I lost all of my friends because I would rather smoke than hang out with them.

In your times of trouble, instead of leaning on your friends, you turned to drugs.

Any advice would be welcome.

Stop blaming cannabis. You were in need of a life change and instead of doing it through positivity you chose drugs to fix it.
2012-11-19 12:43:57 PM  
2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Gunny Highway: I bet he remembers his dreams now which is cool

You don't remember your dreams when you get stoned? I've never heard of that.


Yes you have, you just don't remember.
2012-11-19 11:35:38 AM  
2 votes:
during the 10 years that I was a pothead, I lost all of my friends because I would rather smoke than hang out with them. 

Wait. What? Why the hell weren't you smoking it up with your friends? You didn't have any friends that smoked weed? Well, there's your problem.
2012-11-19 11:33:21 AM  
2 votes:
That egg looks SO GOOD right now!

But I sooooo don't want to get up from my chair....
2012-11-19 11:17:00 AM  
2 votes:

untaken_name: Uh, what's the problem? Just start smoking again and everything goes back to normal. Duh.


God, no shiat. The solution is right there in front of you. On the table. No, not the remote. The bong. All these problems and they're all fixed by that one little device. That one wonderful, maaaaagical device.

How can people be so blind to the most obvious solution?
2012-11-19 11:12:58 AM  
2 votes:

Gunny Highway: I bet he remembers his dreams now which is cool


Last week I decided to not smoke. Started on Monday, and by Thursday I actually remembered my first dream. Too bad it was a farking nightmare that terrified me (stupid ass clowns). Made me regret ever wanting to remember that crap.

/No withdrawal symptoms
2012-11-19 11:09:18 AM  
2 votes:
Uh, what's the problem? Just start smoking again and everything goes back to normal. Duh.
2012-11-19 02:31:14 PM  
1 votes:
Wait, wait, wait...this story is bogus. You can't get addicted to pot. The stoners told me so.
2012-11-19 12:59:20 PM  
1 votes:

joonyer: kindms: Well we are certainly seeing a major uptick on the "Evils of Pot" stories and TV spots since election day.

CNN had a spot, the local Fox affiliate has done "reports"

I guess the anti-pot crowd still has some propaganda to spread and some money to burn.

That federal funding isn't going to spend itself now is it?


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2012-11-19 12:35:48 PM  
1 votes:
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/took this long?
2012-11-19 12:08:39 PM  
1 votes:

joonyer: My sophomore year, I also ate 2 hits of acid about an hour before game time. Hardest I ever threw was that day (93mph). Weeeeee!


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Would be proud if he weren't so focused on why the field keeps changing colors
2012-11-19 12:01:52 PM  
1 votes:

homarjr: The only thing I can't do at all when I smoke is play sports. Being "fully functional" is better because making split second decisions is more natural, and the half-second delay when I'm high is enough to make me suck at whatever I'm playing.

/Just like alcohol or any other drug, it's different for everyone


I was a pitcher in college and had a tradition of smoking before every home game I started. I found a lot easier to get into the "zone" when I was baked, not to mention it was just fun. I could really block everything out and focus on the catcher's glove. It was a fun 4 years. My sophomore year, I also ate 2 hits of acid about an hour before game time. Hardest I ever threw was that day (93mph). Weeeeee!
2012-11-19 11:34:09 AM  
1 votes:

SweetMama: The problem with you young people is, you've never gone through menopause, so you don't know the symptoms of estrogen fluctuation. I'm completely serious about this. That weird feeling you feel is your hormones re-adjusting. It can take several months for them level out. Try the progesterone cream. It fixes the problem right away. (women only.)


I put some on my balls. Should I not have done that?
2012-11-19 11:31:37 AM  
1 votes:
Eat Pray Toke
2012-11-19 11:30:40 AM  
1 votes:
2012-11-19 11:23:31 AM  
1 votes:

speedycat: I smoked marijuana every day, several times a day, (up to 5 times) from age 17 to 22. One day I decided I was tired of being overweight from binge eating due to munchies and being sedentary. All I would do was smoke, eat a pint of ice cream and play video games. To be honest, it was great. But I can't do that for the rest of my life.

I quit cold turkey back in May of this year. I didn't suffer any adverse effects. Actually, every thing has been positive for me. I ended a bad relationship a girl who continues to smoke, I went from 205lbs to 171lbs and quit my dead end, minimum wage job and enlisted with the Air Force for 6 years. I plan to give them 20. I've been running and lifting every weekday too. But I need to cut this post short, I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.


You're still a quitter.
2012-11-19 11:12:38 AM  
1 votes:
She should take up drinking, then.
 
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