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(Daily Kos)   An in-depth look at all the clouds Old Man McCain has yelled at in the past 15 years   ( dailykos.com) divider line
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2012-11-19 09:11:47 AM  
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2012-11-19 09:28:20 AM  
My favourite (paraphrased)

McCain: "I will follow OBL to the gates of Hell"
Obama: "I'll jump that gate and kill that farker"
 
2012-11-19 10:06:21 AM  
Glad we didn't elect the guy who may or may not have fathered a black child in Saigon or whatever that was...
 
2012-11-19 10:14:59 AM  

coeyagi: Glad we didn't elect the guy who may or may not have fathered a black child in Saigon or whatever that was...


Palin is black?
 
2012-11-19 10:20:59 AM  

mrshowrules: My favourite (paraphrased)

McCain: "I will follow OBL to the gates of Hell"
Obama: "I'll jump that gate and kill that farker"


My favorite (paraphrased)

McCain: Gays will ruin the military
John Stewart: You know the politicians 60 years ago that said we shouldn't integrate the military and kept black kids out of white schools? Well, in another 60 years, you're gonna be remembered as 'that guy'.
 
2012-11-19 10:21:25 AM  

mrshowrules: My favourite (paraphrased)

McCain: "I will follow OBL to the gates of Hell"
Obama: "I'll jump that gate and kill that farker"


Apparently, the gates of hell separate Afghanistan from Pakistan. One wonders which side is anteroom and which side The Main Event (so to speak), but using McCain's atlas, The Lord of the Flies lives in Karachi, I guess.

// if heaven is be a planet, and the Garden of Eden is in Alabama, why can't hell be Pakistan?
// unrelated - heaven is a halfpipe
 
2012-11-19 10:21:44 AM  
 
2012-11-19 10:22:03 AM  
I think its about time that mental health experts seriously look into this new illness, Barackitis. Barack Obama is driving old white people farking crazy. Especially the two clowns who he beat to win the Presidency. Its as if they're a little more insulted that America chose Obama over them because of who he is.
 
2012-11-19 10:31:09 AM  
At least it got him off of invading Syria for a while
 
2012-11-19 10:38:43 AM  
Fark McStain, that doddering old crook.
 
2012-11-19 10:45:35 AM  

Karac: mrshowrules: My favourite (paraphrased)

McCain: "I will follow OBL to the gates of Hell"
Obama: "I'll jump that gate and kill that farker"

My favorite (paraphrased)

McCain: Gays will ruin the military
John Stewart: You know the politicians 60 years ago that said we shouldn't integrate the military and kept black kids out of white schools? Well, in another 60 years, you're gonna be remembered as 'that guy'.


In his defense, he was 'that guy' 60 years ago too.

/old age joke
//I don't know what he has done for or against segregation.
 
2012-11-19 10:55:01 AM  

TheGogmagog: //I don't know what he has done for or against segregation.


Well, the part of the Navy he was in was still segregated. You know, the "officer" part.
 
2012-11-19 10:55:36 AM  
An in-derp look

Thanks for the derp perspective, Daily Kos.
 
2012-11-19 11:03:32 AM  
Here's McLamebrane's best:

Black Monday 2008: "the fundamentals of our economy are strong,"

Even Lindsay Graham Cracker (closet cross dresser) did not go along with that senilescent harp!
 
2012-11-19 12:10:53 PM  

TheGogmagog: Karac: mrshowrules: My favourite (paraphrased)

McCain: "I will follow OBL to the gates of Hell"
Obama: "I'll jump that gate and kill that farker"

My favorite (paraphrased)

McCain: Gays will ruin the military
John Stewart: You know the politicians 60 years ago that said we shouldn't integrate the military and kept black kids out of white schools? Well, in another 60 years, you're gonna be remembered as 'that guy'.

In his defense, he was 'that guy' 60 years ago too.

/old age joke
//I don't know what he has done for or against segregation.


LOL. Don't let the facts get in the way of a good joke.
 
2012-11-19 12:24:31 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: I think its about time that mental health experts seriously look into this new illness, Barackitis. Barack Obama is driving old white people farking crazy. Especially the two clowns who he beat to win the Presidency. Its as if they're a little more insulted that America chose Obama over them because of who he is.


Xenophobia is already a thing. All people fear that which is different/new. Conservatives are the most fearful elements of society and the most ignorant (naturally) and therefore fear Obama because he is so different. Not just because he is black but because he is a black and does not fit their stereotypes of the way a black person is supposed to act.

Not only does he challenge their childhood image and fake construct of what the America is, worse, he challenges the very ideas of their prejudice itself.

They fear,more than anything, they he will be a great President and not do anything they anticipated. If he started farking up left and right they would be actually relieved, smile, shake their heads and say "See, we knew this would happen."

/co-opting your black experience again I'm afraid.
 
2012-11-19 12:37:18 PM  
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2012-11-19 01:23:29 PM  
2 things in this illustration of the asshole that McCain can be:
1. The CAP is a system of canals and water infrastructure that brings water from the Colorado to Phoenix and Tucson. It is a nonpartisan issue
2. Rose Mofford was given the post of Governor after the previous governor had been recalled, impeached and laughed out of office. She was a good woman, regardless of party affiliation and still trying to get going as a replacement governor.

Coincidentally, that very same day, Pat Murphy, then publisher of the Arizona Republic, was also in Washington to meet with the delegation. He and his wife had lunch plans with McCain, and as Murphy recalls, they went to the hearing room where Mofford was testifying, to meet up with him. Murphy had written glowingly of McCain and considered him a personal friend.

As Murphy recounted in an e-mail recently (he left the Republic many years ago, and now lives in Idaho), the incident crushed him. He says it was the beginning of the end of his respect for and friendship with McCain.

...."During lunch, McCain said, almost with mischievous glee, that he had slipped some highly technical questions to [James McClure] to ask Mofford - questions she wouldn't be prepared to answer or expected to answer.

"Flabbergasted, I asked McCain why would he want to sabotage Mofford's testimony, when in fact the CAP was the nonpartisan pet of Republicans and Democrats - such as far-left Udall and far-right Goldwater - since its inception.

"His reply, as near as I remember, was, 'I'll embarrass a Democrat any time I get the chance.'

"The lunch continued in strained chit-chat. We then walked back to McCain's office, where a few reporters, all of them from Arizona papers, as I recall, were waiting. One said there was a rumor McCain had tried to sabotage Mofford's testimony, to which he said something like, 'I'd never do anything like that.'"


Link
 
2012-11-19 01:24:09 PM  
Back in 1988, by the way.
 
2012-11-19 02:01:47 PM  
McCain, you are a bad Senator, and you should feel bad.
 
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