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(Politico)   Lindsey to Romney: You're in a hole and you don't know when to stop digging. You're almost breaking ground in China   (politico.com) divider line 50
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2012-11-19 09:03:51 AM  
Here's an idea: Why don't they both STFU? Graham is, at best, a gadfly.
 
2012-11-19 09:08:06 AM  
My favourite (paraphrased)

McCain: "I will follow OBL to the gates of Hell"
Obama: "I'll jump that gate and kill that farker"
 
2012-11-19 09:18:59 AM  
Rmoney is digging for Gold in a copper mine.
 
2012-11-19 09:20:33 AM  
I hope Romney actually does reach China.

I'm in Beijing, so when I see his head pop out of the hole, I'll use him as a squat toilet.
 
2012-11-19 09:20:39 AM  

Diogenes: Here's an idea: Why don't they both STFU? Graham is, at best, a gadfly.



he's a Turd with ears.
 
2012-11-19 09:20:48 AM  
Who is more irrelevant, an insanely closeted minority senator from Souf Carolina, or the election looser?
 
2012-11-19 09:23:12 AM  
Graham and McCain have been through hell together, buying rungs in the Baghdad bazzar with a company of infantry to protect them, plus air support.
Lindsey loves him some rugs and it s asuper duper tactical Air Force JAG colonel, so watch your step with him.
 
2012-11-19 09:23:19 AM  
Keep digging. Please. Go on....
 
2012-11-19 09:23:26 AM  
Dig up, stupid.
 
2012-11-19 09:24:37 AM  

Linux_Yes: Diogenes: Here's an idea: Why don't they both STFU? Graham is, at best, a gadfly.


he's a Turd-eater with ears.


FTFY
 
2012-11-19 09:26:16 AM  
Please proceed, Governor.
 
2012-11-19 09:27:43 AM  

mrshowrules: My favourite (paraphrased)

McCain: "I will follow OBL to the gates of Hell"
Obama: "I'll jump that gate and kill that farker"


wrong thread
 
2012-11-19 09:27:45 AM  
If he completes the hole think of all the money he will save on shipping from his factories in China.
 
2012-11-19 09:28:23 AM  
I agree with these comments.

I also enjoyed my Obama gift bag. Didn't everyone get one?
 
2012-11-19 09:28:42 AM  
I kinda liked it better when I originally read that headline as "You're an a-hole..."
 
2012-11-19 09:30:39 AM  
www.feastoffun.com
 
2012-11-19 09:32:20 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Who is more irrelevant, an insanely closeted minority senator from Souf Carolina, or the election looser?


hmmmm..... I'm going to say Romney. He has no political power and has been thrown under the bus. Until McCain retires, Graham can still point to another political official as having less relevance than him.
 
2012-11-19 09:34:18 AM  

magores: I hope Romney actually does reach China.

I'm in Beijing, so when I see his head pop out of the hole, I'll use him as a squat toilet.


Whack-A-Mitt?
 
2012-11-19 09:34:23 AM  

apt311: I kinda liked it better when I originally read that headline as "You're an a-hole..."


You read it correctly. Subby has poor typing skills.
 
2012-11-19 09:38:04 AM  

Biff_Steel: Dig up, stupid.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-19 09:41:23 AM  
I thought "Lindsey" meant Lohan. That would have been really sad if she was telling him that he was embarrassing himself.
 
2012-11-19 09:41:24 AM  

Linux_Yes: Rmoney is digging for Gold in a copper guano mine.


FTFY.
 
2012-11-19 09:44:51 AM  

Biff_Steel: Dig up, stupid.


Never dig up.
www.reelfilm.com
 
2012-11-19 09:48:01 AM  
Yeah, they should shut up already, and stop stating what they actually believe. You'll never get anywhere if you say stuff the party actually thinks.
 
2012-11-19 09:49:41 AM  
The Republicans seem awfully eager to beat on Romney. Did any of them actually like the guy?
 
2012-11-19 09:49:51 AM  

GameSprocket: I thought "Lindsey" meant Lohan. That would have been really sad if she was telling him that he was embarrassing himself.


that would have been so much more amusing if it were Lindsey Lohan.
 
2012-11-19 09:52:53 AM  

MayoSlather: Yeah, they should shut up already, and stop stating what they actually believe. You'll never get anywhere if you say stuff the party actually thinks.


It's as if they've forgotten the number one rule of being a politician.
 
2012-11-19 09:54:29 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: The Republicans seem awfully eager to beat on Romney. Did any of them actually like the guy?


It almost seems scripted. Like this final act of contrition was done so Republicans could all distance themselves from him despite agreeing with everything he just said.
 
2012-11-19 09:56:56 AM  
"...Because you're a Republican and the media won't put up a screen to cover the fact that you're still digging."
 
2012-11-19 09:57:55 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: The Republicans seem awfully eager to beat on Romney. Did any of them actually like the guy?


No. Not really. Then they rallied, reluctantly. But it never really seemed like he and the party were playing from the same book.
 
2012-11-19 09:59:52 AM  
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And she should know. Oh wait wrong one
 
2012-11-19 10:00:22 AM  

apt311: I kinda liked it better when I originally read that headline as "You're an a-hole, Mr. Grinch..."


FTFM
 
2012-11-19 10:01:09 AM  

randomjsa: Because you're a Republican and the media


yep, the liberal media conspiracy is always lying, it was so sweet when the right wing media was vindicated with a Romney landslide, now we all know who tells the truth round here but these libtards won't except it.
 
2012-11-19 10:03:02 AM  
Lindsey to Romney: You're in an a hole and you don't know when to stop digging. You're almost breaking ground in China
 
2012-11-19 10:05:07 AM  
I'll donate a shovel if he promises to keep on digging.
 
2012-11-19 10:05:57 AM  

Headso: randomjsa: Because you're a Republican and the media

yep, the liberal media conspiracy is always lying, it was so sweet when the right wing media was vindicated with a Romney landslide, now we all know who tells the truth round here but these libtards won't except it.


You were able to slice that potato? Impressive. I was ready to pounce with some snark but I'm still not sure I understand that tuber of a post.
 
2012-11-19 10:10:29 AM  

randomjsa: "...Because you're a Republican and the media won't put up a screen to cover the fact that you're still digging."


Why should they? It's not the media's job to protect a politician doing something stupid.

Now we all know your reply - if you reply - will be a whiny variation on "but they do it for the Democrats!" No, they don't.
 
2012-11-19 10:10:45 AM  

Diogenes: Graham is, at best, a gadfly.


Be nice. She seems like a nice old lesbian.
 
2012-11-19 10:25:15 AM  
Translation: top telling voters what we really believe.
 
2012-11-19 10:33:29 AM  
Shrewd observation, there, Lindsey. Nothing gets past your razor-sharp mind, does it?
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Your friend, Ric.
 
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2012-11-19 10:39:16 AM  
hey man... you voted for the guy. think about that the next time you look in the mirror.
 
2012-11-19 11:21:24 AM  
I'd like to credit the Hispanic vote with enough sense to see through this transparent about-face.

I'd like to.
 
2012-11-19 11:56:15 AM  
I've never even seen pictures of Graham until this thread. Then I went to the Googles.

My opinion: More queer than a tennis helmet.

/gay
 
2012-11-19 01:19:31 PM  
I thought it was pretty well established that as the loser of a presidential election, there's nothing you can say other than "Well the nation has made its choice" that doesn't make you sound like a suppurating douche bazooka. Then again, its been pretty well established that Romney's positronic brain is pretty bad at processing human emotion.
 
2012-11-19 03:37:59 PM  
Does anyone else find it deliciously hilarious that the Democratic convention speakers in 2016 will almost certainly include Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and John Kerry while the Republican convention will pretend that it has never heard the names Bush, Cheney, Romney, Palin and McCain?
 
2012-11-19 05:44:37 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Does anyone else find it deliciously hilarious that the Democratic convention speakers in 2016 will almost certainly include Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and John Kerry while the Republican convention will pretend that it has never heard the names Bush, Cheney, Romney, Palin and McCain?


All they've got left for a recent political legacy is an empty chair.
 
2012-11-19 06:20:55 PM  
Lindsey has experience with old men digging in his hole.
 
2012-11-19 07:00:58 PM  
He loves breaking ground for new factories in China.
 
2012-11-19 08:36:14 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Does anyone else find it deliciously hilarious that the Democratic convention speakers in 2016 will almost certainly include Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and John Kerry while the Republican convention will pretend that it has never heard the names Bush, Cheney, Romney, Palin and McCain?

All they've got left for a recent political legacy is an empty chair.


And Christie, a once promising GOP up and comer, is persona non grata because he didn't flip the President the bird in a time of state emergency.

Some of these people are horrible, spiritually rotten. And yet they pray to their version of Jesus (whose on board with their spiritual bankruptcy) for our nation to crash and burn to prove their point.
 
2012-11-19 11:24:39 PM  
Dear Mr. Romney

Let me be very honest. You were never suitable for high office, let alone the awesome responsibility of being President of the United States. What fills your head is not thoughts of guiding the United States through its financial recovery and the incredibly dangerous and indescribably complex world of internal and external threats and opportunities. You have demonstrated a certain degree of cleverness, but it is a very narrow cleverness, consisting of destroying thousands of jobs and lives in order to use the profits you made trashing business to make inordinate profits for yourself and your ilk. You are filled with such arrogance that you have no empathy with any of the lives you have ruined and would surely continue to ruin as President of this great country. Now that you have lost the election, mainly because too many citizens saw through your icy mask into your evil innards, the similarly-minded excessively rich manipulators who put you up have no more use for you. It is inevitable that your overinflated ego and sense of self-importance will continue to have you wallowing in self-pity and complaining about the unfairness of having been found out and soundly rejected by the American people. Your only real alternative at the moment is to zip it about all of the trauma to your manufactured self worth and go back to manipulating and destroying American lives for your own profit. Stick with what you know. Maybe Bain Capital will take you back. Whatever you decide to do next, know that the election is over and you are no longer required. Nobody gives a sh*t.

Sincerely,
The World
 
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