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(Politico)   Allen West demands recount of absentee ballots, falls further behind in votes. Normal men would concede at this point, but not West. He's a trooper   (politico.com) divider line 145
    More: Florida, absentee ballots, mistakes were made, board of supervisors, St. Lucie County, Florida Secretary of State, early voting, Chris LaCivita, House Minority Leader  
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2012-11-19 08:12:43 AM  
I laugh at Allen West's futile and impotent rage over this election. Hear that Allen? I laugh at thee!

Hah!
 
2012-11-19 08:14:23 AM  
Farking LUNATIC! OMG give it up already!
 
2012-11-19 08:16:46 AM  
Yep, the one on the right. 

www.rankopedia.com
 
2012-11-19 08:21:26 AM  
you misspelled war criminal. perhaps he should fire off a few rounds by the recounters' heads.
 
2012-11-19 08:29:37 AM  
So has Carl Rove conceded Ohio yet?
 
2012-11-19 08:36:55 AM  

Cythraul: I laugh at Allen West's futile and impotent rage over this election. Hear that Allen? I laugh at thee!

Hah!


Better be careful or he'll go all war criminal on you.

But yeah, I laugh too.
 
2012-11-19 08:56:32 AM  
Classic case of "watch what you wish for." Who could have guessed Democrats would be more likely to vote by absentee ballot?

/all of us
 
2012-11-19 08:57:39 AM  
Here's a thought:

A number of fake PACs and SuperPACs sprung up over the course of the election cycle all sprung up claiming to support Allen West. Of course, they were all scams - they took millions of dollars from tea partiers and gave maybe 1% of the proceeds to West's campaign or to run ads for West's campaign. So who knows how much funds West could've missed out on because a bunch of his funding was essentially diverted by scam artists.

Then again, Allen West raised $21 million dollars this campaign cycle and still lost to a self-funded candidate with $3.8 million dollars, so I don't know if the additional funds would've really helped.
 
2012-11-19 09:09:45 AM  
War Criminal? *goes to google*

...Holy shiat. This guy's like a bad extra out of an 80s action movie.
 
2012-11-19 09:10:27 AM  

Cythraul: I laugh at Allen West's futile and impotent rage over this election. Hear that Allen? I laugh at thee!

Hah!


I also pity, scorn and ridicule those who voted for him.
 
2012-11-19 09:15:20 AM  
Is he just like Gary Cooper? Super dooper?
 
2012-11-19 09:39:05 AM  
On a similar note, has anyone heard anything from ted nugent?
 
2012-11-19 09:52:00 AM  

oldernell: On a similar note, has anyone heard anything from ted nugent?


LOL. He apparently has a whole year to follow through on his promise. Has someone put up a countdown clock yet? Or did I just have a brilliant idea?
 
2012-11-19 09:53:57 AM  

mrshowrules: oldernell: On a similar note, has anyone heard anything from ted nugent?

LOL. He apparently has a whole year to follow through on his promise. Has someone put up a countdown clock yet? Or did I just have a brilliant idea?


I'll vote for 'brilliant idea.'
 
2012-11-19 10:06:01 AM  

Cythraul: mrshowrules: oldernell: On a similar note, has anyone heard anything from ted nugent?

LOL. He apparently has a whole year to follow through on his promise. Has someone put up a countdown clock yet? Or did I just have a brilliant idea?

I'll vote for 'brilliant idea.'


Let's do this Fark. I need someone who isn't as lazy as me with some technical knowledge to run with this.
 
2012-11-19 10:07:45 AM  

Cythraul: mrshowrules: oldernell: On a similar note, has anyone heard anything from ted nugent?

LOL. He apparently has a whole year to follow through on his promise. Has someone put up a countdown clock yet? Or did I just have a brilliant idea?

I'll vote for 'brilliant idea.'


Fark. Just googled it and it is already a thing.
 
2012-11-19 10:09:20 AM  

mrshowrules: Cythraul: mrshowrules: oldernell: On a similar note, has anyone heard anything from ted nugent?

LOL. He apparently has a whole year to follow through on his promise. Has someone put up a countdown clock yet? Or did I just have a brilliant idea?

I'll vote for 'brilliant idea.'

Fark. Just googled it and it is already a thing.


Nugent's too much of a coward to do anything interesting.
 
2012-11-19 10:16:01 AM  

oldernell: On a similar note, has anyone heard anything from ted nugent?


Nothing I wanted to hear since the 1970s. Didn't even like Damn Yankees that much.
 
2012-11-19 10:19:37 AM  
 
2012-11-19 10:43:13 AM  

SphericalTime: Cythraul: I laugh at Allen West's futile and impotent rage over this election. Hear that Allen? I laugh at thee!

Hah!

Better be careful or he'll go all war criminal on you.

But yeah, I laugh too.


...as long as you're unarmed, and he has a gun and an entire platoon backing him up.
 
2012-11-19 10:53:34 AM  
bluenred.files.wordpress.com
Any day now... Regular Joes are going to start Brooks Brothers Riot 2: Election Boogaloo.
 
2012-11-19 11:04:03 AM  

mrshowrules: He apparently has a whole year to follow through on his promise.


Rather less; until April 17, since that was when he said "by this time next year".

However, I'm rather more looking forward to Allen West's impending departure from employment in the public sector.
 
2012-11-19 11:06:17 AM  
Man it's like somebody's holding a gun to his head, forcing him to continue the recount.
 
2012-11-19 11:24:47 AM  

mrshowrules: Cythraul: mrshowrules: oldernell: On a similar note, has anyone heard anything from ted nugent?

LOL. He apparently has a whole year to follow through on his promise. Has someone put up a countdown clock yet? Or did I just have a brilliant idea?

I'll vote for 'brilliant idea.'

Fark. Just googled it and it is already a thing.


Link to countdown
 
2012-11-19 11:56:21 AM  
You'll take his life but he'll take yours too?
 
2012-11-19 11:56:22 AM  
Can we quit stalling this guy's prosecution for war crimes already?
 
2012-11-19 11:57:23 AM  
"This week, the Florida Secretary of State's sent a team of auditors to investigate the office's handling of the election, saying it was "concerned" about the results."

Where "concerned" means a Democrat won, even with "additional" votes being found.
 
2012-11-19 11:57:36 AM  
Screw Allen West and all that but..

Why do recounts change the votes at all? If I have 10 dollars, I should still have 10 dollars if I recount the money that I have.
 
2012-11-19 11:59:19 AM  

Jackson Herring: Man it's like somebody's holding a gun to his head, forcing him to continue the recount.


What you did there - I see it.
 
2012-11-19 12:00:10 PM  
Here's what I'm betting West is thinking. "I CAN STILL WIN! I CAN STILL DO IT! THEN I CAN GET ROMNEY A RECOUNT IN OHIO AND WIN HIM A PERESADANCY!!!!!"
 
2012-11-19 12:00:21 PM  

devek: Screw Allen West and all that but..

Why do recounts change the votes at all? If I have 10 dollars, I should still have 10 dollars if I recount the money that I have.


Yeah, but if you were in Florida, you'd have less than 10 dollars the second time.
 
2012-11-19 12:00:28 PM  
I really hope he ends up holding the bag on the costs for this protracted recount. I think he deserves some crippling debt.
 
2012-11-19 12:02:46 PM  
I almost drove off the road laughing when I heard this on my way to work.

I know there's no chance in hell but I'm just praying for a teary concession speech I can DVR and pleasure myself to over and over again.
 
2012-11-19 12:03:23 PM  

BronyMedic: War Criminal? *goes to google*

...Holy shiat. This guy's like a bad extra out of an 80s action movie.


And he's a devoted Republican and Teabagger.
 
2012-11-19 12:03:42 PM  
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
 
2012-11-19 12:06:03 PM  
Come on guys--he is completely entitled to let the democratic system play out as it is supposed to-Oh that Allen West. The one who accused 80 house members of being communist.

I'd be able to pity him if he was some dignity.
 
2012-11-19 12:06:59 PM  
"Each day that Gertrude Walker and her collection of idiots continues to mismanage, misappropriate, and not do their job just provides us with more evidence to use in an election contest and makes it more likely that we will do that," LaCivita said.

THAT's how you win hearts and minds. I'm sure Gertrude Walker - the election supervisor, whose decisions will have an impact on this whole process - will see this as the constructive criticism it was meant as, and the West campaign will have a new ally in their fight.
 
2012-11-19 12:07:15 PM  

TimonC346: Come on guys--he is completely entitled to let the democratic system play out as it is supposed to-Oh that Allen West. The one who accused 80 house members of being communist.

I'd be able to pity him if he was some dignity.


West never were no dignity, nor could he ever be.
 
2012-11-19 12:07:29 PM  

devek: Screw Allen West and all that but..

Why do recounts change the votes at all? If I have 10 dollars, I should still have 10 dollars if I recount the money that I have.


Sure, if there were 10 votes cast. Instead, there were 330,539 votes cast. Imagine you're counting up $330,539 that was entirely in singles and you might have a valid analogy.
 
2012-11-19 12:07:51 PM  
Anyone who tries so desperately to cling to power probably shouldn't have it.
 
2012-11-19 12:09:10 PM  

devek: Screw Allen West and all that but..

Why do recounts change the votes at all? If I have 10 dollars, I should still have 10 dollars if I recount the money that I have.


If you have 1,214,657 dollars, all in ones, you might find your accuracy diminished.
 
2012-11-19 12:09:32 PM  

devek: Screw Allen West and all that but..

Why do recounts change the votes at all? If I have 10 dollars, I should still have 10 dollars if I recount the money that I have.


Imagine you are counting that ten dollars in pennies.
 
2012-11-19 12:10:17 PM  

BronyMedic: War Criminal? *goes to google*

...Holy shiat. This guy's like a bad extra out of an 80s action movie.


thatbeadgirl.com
Yes. Yes, he is.

Bonus: Rush Limbgauh:
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2012-11-19 12:12:01 PM  
How long until Allen West starts taking hostages?
 
2012-11-19 12:12:43 PM  
I think we should pitch in and send some chicken and biscuits to Mr. West as a consolation prize.
 
2012-11-19 12:13:18 PM  
Allen West, the definition of delusion.
 
2012-11-19 12:15:16 PM  
FTFA: "We're going to take a look at where things stand," Edson said. "If we believe the results are fair and accurate, we're going to decide how to move forward. That decision has not been made."


Hmmm. How about STFU, quietly fold your tent, pack your shiat, and quit before you make a bigger fool of yourself? How's that for an idea on how to move forward?
 
2012-11-19 12:18:03 PM  
What a real trooper looks like

991.com
 
2012-11-19 12:19:02 PM  
Over and under on when be takes hostages and demands a 6000-sux?
 
2012-11-19 12:19:03 PM  
i83.photobucket.com
 
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