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(Huffington Post)   Teen sleeps for 64 straight days. Doctors diagnose her with"Sleeping Beauty Syndrome". Parents diagnose her as being a teenager   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 43
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2012-11-19 09:22:30 AM
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

/mitch
 
2012-11-19 09:25:36 AM
How much weed was smoked?
 
2012-11-19 09:36:56 AM
FTFA: "Some patients also have intense food cravings and/or uninhibited hypersexuality."

Giggity!
 
2012-11-19 09:43:30 AM
FTA: "Kleine-Levin Syndrome is incredibly rare, only affecting about 1,000 people worldwide, and very hard to diagnose."

What? How many illnesses have you sleeping for two months?
 
2012-11-19 09:44:36 AM
Wiki Article on Kleine-Levin syndrome.

I didn't even know a disease like this existed. That's freakin' scary.
 
2012-11-19 09:58:48 AM
Wake her up they way the Prince did in the Anne Rice version of the story.
 
2012-11-19 10:01:06 AM
17, eh?

She's going to make a biked gang very, very happy in about a year.
 
2012-11-19 10:12:15 AM
 
2012-11-19 10:27:25 AM

give me doughnuts: Wake her up they way the Prince did in the Anne Rice version of the story.


Well you could wake her up in the original version too. Rape her, let her get pregnant and when the baby pops out looking for a nipple to feed from, it sucks the splinter out. Problem solved.

Rape. Solves all problems
 
2012-11-19 10:41:45 AM

Doc Daneeka: I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

/mitch


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-19 10:50:18 AM
i45.tinypic.com

I'm just not seeing it.
 
2012-11-19 10:50:20 AM
Give that girl some Meth.
 
2012-11-19 11:09:37 AM
She is really going to have to pee something fierce when she wakes up.
 
2012-11-19 12:04:05 PM

limeyfellow: give me doughnuts: Wake her up they way the Prince did in the Anne Rice version of the story.

Well you could wake her up in the original version too. Rape her, let her get pregnant and when the baby pops out looking for a nipple to feed from, it sucks the splinter out. Problem solved.

Rape. Solves all problems


While Perrault borrowed elements from Basile's "Sole, Luna, e Talia", Basile's work could hardly be considered a version of Sleeping Beauty. Still, the story has changed immensely since it was published for the first time in 1697. Original fairy tales are some hardcore, bloody, kiddie eating stories. It's amazing to look at how much we've sanitized them.
 
2012-11-19 12:07:05 PM
How has no one commented on the mother? That last video at the end of the article really makes her look creepy.

/Pupils
 
2012-11-19 01:00:51 PM
"Patients also report that everything seems out of focus, and that they are hypersensitive to noise and light. Some patients also have intense food cravings and/or uninhibited hypersexuality."

Giggity.

/wtf is hypersexuality? Doing it at speeds over 5x the speed of sound?
 
2012-11-19 01:08:55 PM
That's called a coma.
 
2012-11-19 01:17:07 PM

VRaptor117: wtf is hypersexuality? Doing it at speeds over 5x the speed of sound?


I think it's where all parties involved leave with bloody patches of skin where their genitalia used to be.
 
2012-11-19 01:23:17 PM

ArtosRC: VRaptor117: wtf is hypersexuality? Doing it at speeds over 5x the speed of sound?

I think it's where all parties involved leave with bloody patches of skin where their genitalia used to be.


Hypersexuality- Faster Than The Speed of Sex!
 
2012-11-19 01:29:09 PM
Reminds me of what happen to my buddy in high school when he got mono. He talked to his mother for a few minutes Monday morning before she went to work (she was an RN at the time), headed back to his room, and hot the sack. He wakes up later on the afternoon, heads back to the kitchen and says, "Wow, it's 4:30, I slept awhile." His mom and sister looked at him strange, "Yeah, but it's 4:30 on Wednesday."
 
2012-11-19 01:29:51 PM

Leeds: ArtosRC: VRaptor117: wtf is hypersexuality? Doing it at speeds over 5x the speed of sound?

I think it's where all parties involved leave with bloody patches of skin where their genitalia used to be.

Hypersexuality- Faster Than The Speed of Sex!


so 3 seconds?
 
2012-11-19 01:43:16 PM

Solon Isonomia: Reminds me of what happen to my buddy in high school when he got mono. He talked to his mother for a few minutes Monday morning before she went to work (she was an RN at the time), headed back to his room, and hot the sack. He wakes up later on the afternoon, heads back to the kitchen and says, "Wow, it's 4:30, I slept awhile." His mom and sister looked at him strange, "Yeah, but it's 4:30 on Wednesday."



Yep.  I had pneumonia, bronchitis, and something else all at once.  Very bad stuff.  Slept for like 120 hours at one point.  It was very trippy feeling waking up and having zero idea what day or time it was (and I woke up in the middle of the night, so its not like I could ask anyone.)
 
2012-11-19 01:58:42 PM
A small number of KLS patients report experiencing some sort of hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other risqué, atypical behavior.


Guys.... I think I have this disease
 
2012-11-19 01:59:16 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 608x231]

I'm just not seeing it.


Sleeping yes, beauty, not so much.
 
2012-11-19 02:12:30 PM
i486.photobucket.com
Just lay off the HiberNol, sweetie.
 
2012-11-19 03:41:01 PM

liverpoolumd: A small number of KLS patients report experiencing some sort of hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other risqué, atypical behavior.


Guys.... I think I have this disease


Define 'excessive'
 
2012-11-19 04:15:17 PM

BigBooper: limeyfellow: give me doughnuts: Wake her up they way the Prince did in the Anne Rice version of the story.

Well you could wake her up in the original version too. Rape her, let her get pregnant and when the baby pops out looking for a nipple to feed from, it sucks the splinter out. Problem solved.

Rape. Solves all problems

While Perrault borrowed elements from Basile's "Sole, Luna, e Talia", Basile's work could hardly be considered a version of Sleeping Beauty. Still, the story has changed immensely since it was published for the first time in 1697. Original fairy tales are some hardcore, bloody, kiddie eating stories. It's amazing to look at how much we've sanitizedDisneyfied them.


FTFY
 
2012-11-19 04:17:35 PM

ScouserDuck: Leeds: ArtosRC: VRaptor117: wtf is hypersexuality? Doing it at speeds over 5x the speed of sound?

I think it's where all parties involved leave with bloody patches of skin where their genitalia used to be.

Hypersexuality- Faster Than The Speed of Sex!

so 3 seconds?


well look who's Mr Iron Man.

seriously, what do you use for the chafing you must experience?

/you stud, you.
 
2012-11-19 04:26:34 PM
Why DIDN'T the family tell us if she experiences uninhibited hypersexuality?! This is an outrage, the... um.... medical community needs to know!
 
2012-11-19 04:32:35 PM

SuperChuck: liverpoolumd: A small number of KLS patients report experiencing some sort of hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other risqué, atypical behavior.


Guys.... I think I have this disease

Define 'excessive'


The internets don't do it for you anymore.
 
2012-11-19 05:29:18 PM

VRaptor117: "Patients also report that everything seems out of focus, and that they are hypersensitive to noise and light. Some patients also have intense food cravings and/or uninhibited hypersexuality."

Giggity.

/wtf is hypersexuality? Doing it at speeds over 5x the speed of sound?


It's when you make the Kegel Run in less than twelve parsex.
 
2012-11-19 06:07:17 PM
"and/or uninhibited hypersexuality." - from the article

//we're going to need to see a list..
//For research purposes, much like japan's whaling expeditions..
 
2012-11-19 06:46:27 PM

StoPPeRmobile: SuperChuck: liverpoolumd: A small number of KLS patients report experiencing some sort of hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other risqué, atypical behavior.


Guys.... I think I have this disease

Define 'excessive'

The internets don't do it for you anymore.


you just need to google harder.
 
2012-11-19 08:26:17 PM
Hope she grows out of it. I used to sleep 10 hours a day as a teen, but that was to digest the 5000 calories a day I burned away.

/miss being able to eat that much and still be skinny
 
2012-11-19 08:53:35 PM
Damn... morning breath...
 
2012-11-19 09:22:09 PM

Grither: FTFA: "Some patients also have intense food cravings and/or uninhibited hypersexuality."

Giggity!


Her 18th birthday could be the First Annual Fark Gangbang!
 
2012-11-19 10:19:12 PM

buttery_shame_cave: StoPPeRmobile: SuperChuck: liverpoolumd: A small number of KLS patients report experiencing some sort of hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other risqué, atypical behavior.


Guys.... I think I have this disease

Define 'excessive'

The internets don't do it for you anymore.

you just need to google harder.


I doubt... many... can... harder...
 
2012-11-19 11:04:35 PM

Solon Isonomia: Reminds me of what happen to my buddy in high school when he got mono. He talked to his mother for a few minutes Monday morning before she went to work (she was an RN at the time), headed back to his room, and hot the sack. He wakes up later on the afternoon, heads back to the kitchen and says, "Wow, it's 4:30, I slept awhile." His mom and sister looked at him strange, "Yeah, but it's 4:30 on Wednesday."


I caught mono and strep throat at the same time in high school. I was in the hospital for a week. For years, if I didn't set a super-extreme alarm, I would sleep for days. Sometimes I slept through the alarms. Once, I slept through a fire alarm. I used to fall asleep on public buses and trains. I fell asleep on sidewalks. I couldn't remember things. I slept walk through a chunk of my life. Over a decade after my initial hospitalization, I was diagnosed with hypothyroidism. Life on medication is completely different. I can drive. I can usually remember meeting and speaking to someone a week after the first introduction. I no longer feel like I'm freezing in the middle of a southern US summer. I kind of wish I could find those doctors who tried to tell me nonsense like "You're a teenager. You'll outgrow it." or "You're depressed. Have some Prozac samples." and either sue them or slap them. Oh well.
 
2012-11-19 11:52:41 PM

PsyLord: Give that girl some Meth Bath Salts.


FTFY
 
2012-11-20 02:48:44 AM

StoPPeRmobile: buttery_shame_cave: StoPPeRmobile: SuperChuck: liverpoolumd: A small number of KLS patients report experiencing some sort of hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other risqué, atypical behavior.


Guys.... I think I have this disease

Define 'excessive'

The internets don't do it for you anymore.

you just need to google harder.

I doubt... many... can... harder...


Wait, why do they call it an "event" if it starts at puberty and lasts the rest of your life?
 
2012-11-20 08:50:23 AM

dbirchall: StoPPeRmobile: buttery_shame_cave: StoPPeRmobile: SuperChuck: liverpoolumd: A small number of KLS patients report experiencing some sort of hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other risqué, atypical behavior.


Guys.... I think I have this disease

Define 'excessive'

The internets don't do it for you anymore.

you just need to google harder.

I doubt... many... can... harder...

Wait, why do they call it an "event" if it starts at puberty and lasts the rest of your life?


If you sleep around everywhere you go and have a condition called "hypersexuality" then just about everywhere you go, it's probably quite an event.
 
2012-11-20 10:12:27 AM
This girl would make the perfect wife.
 
2012-11-20 11:56:08 AM

Grither: FTFA: "Some patients also have intense food cravings and/or uninhibited hypersexuality."

Giggity!


i.huffpost.com

Giggity, indeed.
 
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