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(Courier-Journal)   Perhaps only the U.S. Supreme Court can determine if God is providing homeland security   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Almighty God, U.S. Supreme Court, Kentucky Supreme Court, Kentucky, Homeland Security, American Atheists, emergency operations center, Edwin Kagin  
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6369 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Nov 2012 at 10:03 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-19 10:37:22 AM  
2 votes:

Thisbymaster: Stop wasting tax payer money on this worthless witch hunt.

Needs "ironic" tag.
2012-11-19 10:10:19 AM  
2 votes:
This is yet another reason I've signed the petition to allow Louisville to secede from Kentucky.
2012-11-19 10:06:07 AM  
2 votes:
I'm ok with it, if we can have one modification; citizens can sue churches and all Christians living in the state any time anyone in the US is hurt by terrorism on US soil. Or at least on Tennessee soil.
2012-11-19 11:52:27 AM  
1 vote:

tom baker's scarf: so do the people of KY just figure is Sept 11th one of the those days God takes off every year for a little Me time and figures he'll just deal with whatever happened afterwards? If that's what's happening it's fine with me but could the Pope ask God to maybe have someone cover homeland security on his days off? Maybe He and JC can schedule their vacations so that someone is always in charge?

No. The legislators were showing the bible-thumpers back in their districts how pious thay were, thus ensuring future votes. Demonstrating to the world that Kentucky makes Arkansas look like Mensa-topia was just a side-effect.

I'm still trying to decide if the biggest concentration of derp in the state is the Creation Museum, or Frankfort when the legislature is in session.
2012-11-19 10:48:39 AM  
1 vote:
Citizens represented by the group American Atheists are asking

As someone who is atheist and not particularly forgiving of or respectful to people that suffer the schizophrenic delusion that an embodiment of nature is continually staring over their shoulder while they masturbate and judging them... I have to admit that "American Atheists" is still something I consider a signal for derp incoming, like "Daily Kos" or "Cato Institute".

BitwiseShift: Suing a church for an act of G*d? Excellent. Checkmate in one.

Sam Gunn, is that you?
2012-11-19 10:27:21 AM  
1 vote:
Well, God's probably doing a better job of securing the homeland than the TSA.

/0 terrorists caught and counting
2012-11-19 10:06:42 AM  
1 vote:
Suing a church for an act of G*d? Excellent. Checkmate in one.
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