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(SeattlePI)   "The victim declined medical treatment did not sustain serious injuries, other than the loss of his Dr. Pepper"   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Dr. Pepper, University District  
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4977 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Nov 2012 at 1:42 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-19 01:57:46 AM  
4 votes:
The moral of the story is a Dr Pepper in the hand is worth two robbers in the bush.
2012-11-19 02:23:33 AM  
3 votes:
I'm a Pepper, the victim was a Pepper, and the two crooks wanted to be a Pepper too.
2012-11-19 03:47:40 AM  
2 votes:

HBK: Is it because they killed the fishies, or because the marketing folks realized that if they eliminated the 6 pack option people would move on to the 12 and 24 packs?

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2012-11-19 01:56:03 AM  
2 votes:
This being Seattle and all, I'm surprised the perps made it out alive while taking another man's caffeine source.
2012-11-19 01:54:14 AM  
2 votes:

Apos: Uh huh....So he got his $20 back?

Did you miss the latest derivatives trading bubble on Wall Street? 6-packs of Dr. Pepper are currently trading at more than $600/unit.
2012-11-19 01:50:06 AM  
2 votes:
He's lucky he wasn't carrying any skittles
2012-11-19 08:44:28 AM  
1 vote:
If he'd accepted treatment, the story would've included the line: "surgeons were able to re-attach the man's Dr. Pepper"
2012-11-19 02:25:29 AM  
1 vote:
But did they fix the cable?
2012-11-19 01:59:19 AM  
1 vote:
Apparently it isn't for women, but it is for thugs. Huh.
2012-11-19 01:51:58 AM  
1 vote:
People in Seattle are tough. None of this crying to the authorities crap like New Yorkers do.
2012-11-19 01:50:49 AM  
1 vote:
Mr. Pibb wanted for questioning?
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