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		"The victim declined medical treatment did not sustain serious injuries, other than the loss of his Dr. Pepper" (blog.seattlepi.com)		33
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Plant Rights Activist		2012-11-19 01:50:06 AM

He's lucky he wasn't carrying any skittles

enthralledgeishagirl		2012-11-19 01:50:49 AM

Mr. Pibb wanted for questioning?

Apos		2012-11-19 01:51:48 AM

Uh huh....So he got his $20 back?

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-11-19 01:51:58 AM

People in Seattle are tough. None of this crying to the authorities crap like New Yorkers do.

HotWingAgenda		2012-11-19 01:54:14 AM

Apos: Uh huh....So he got his $20 back?

Did you miss the latest derivatives trading bubble on Wall Street? 6-packs of Dr. Pepper are currently trading at more than $600/unit.

Summoner101		2012-11-19 01:56:03 AM

This being Seattle and all, I'm surprised the perps made it out alive while taking another man's caffeine source.

skinink		2012-11-19 01:57:46 AM

The moral of the story is a Dr Pepper in the hand is worth two robbers in the bush.

Shadowtag		2012-11-19 01:59:19 AM

Apparently it isn't for women, but it is for thugs. Huh.

dmax		2012-11-19 02:00:41 AM

Immediately checked to see if it was my older brother.

The Dr. Pepper plant in his home town delivered to his home.

/and he was a spy for reals
//cool bro story
///now I have to kill you all

odisae		2012-11-19 02:10:30 AM

I remember my grandmother was completely addicted to Dr. Pepper. If they tried to rob her they would have been in for a fight to the death.

SubBass49		2012-11-19 02:17:34 AM

When was the last time you saw a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper? Seriously...I don't remember...

strangeluck		2012-11-19 02:22:04 AM

If it ain't Dublin Dr Pepper, it ain't the good stuff.

KrispyKritter		2012-11-19 02:23:33 AM

I'm a Pepper, the victim was a Pepper, and the two crooks wanted to be a Pepper too.

Yogimus		2012-11-19 02:25:29 AM

But did they fix the cable?

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-11-19 02:27:57 AM

Plant Rights Activist: He's lucky he wasn't carrying any skittles

Timely

ciberido		2012-11-19 02:33:56 AM

odisae: I remember my grandmother was completely addicted to Dr. Pepper. If they tried to rob her they would have been in for a fight to the death.

One of my friends in college was like that. Always had a can of Dr. Pepper in her hand. I've got more pictures of her that also have a Dr. Pepper in them than photos of her without. Whenever we passed a vending machine she'd buy one, and if she didn't have enough money (broke college kid) she'd beg her friends for change so she could get one.

ciberido		2012-11-19 02:34:43 AM

SubBass49: When was the last time you saw a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper? Seriously...I don't remember...

6-pack? Not sure. Box of 20 or 24? Today.

Gyrfalcon		2012-11-19 02:41:00 AM

Lost his Dr. Pepper? Probably saved his life...

UseLessHuman		2012-11-19 02:46:57 AM

It's viral marketing, they paid the man and the two other guys to fake it, then made sure he wouldn't identify them to the police so no charges. What new low with large soft drink companies stoop to? The wound to dignity will not soon be mended, I need a Band-Aid.

Gawdzila		2012-11-19 03:14:29 AM

odisae: I remember my grandmother was completely addicted to Dr. Pepper. If they tried to rob her they would have been in for a fight to the death.

So you're saying she was a Pepper...

HBK		2012-11-19 03:27:51 AM

ciberido: SubBass49: When was the last time you saw a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper? Seriously...I don't remember...

6-pack? Not sure. Box of 20 or 24? Today.

I have a 12 pack in my pantry right now. As far as 6 packs go- haven't seen them in a while. Is it because they killed the fishies, or because the marketing folks realized that if they eliminated the 6 pack option people would move on to the 12 and 24 packs?

Gawdzila		2012-11-19 03:47:40 AM

HBK: Is it because they killed the fishies, or because the marketing folks realized that if they eliminated the 6 pack option people would move on to the 12 and 24 packs?

imageshack.us

lol

Victoly		2012-11-19 04:34:48 AM

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

Arkanaut		2012-11-19 06:34:44 AM

A good prosecutor can turn that into 31 counts of misdemeanor assault.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-11-19 08:06:41 AM

eas81		2012-11-19 08:14:50 AM

I call BULLSHIAT on this....as stated do they really still sale 6-packs?? and if they did, everywhere I have been the 12 or 24 would probably be cheaper. Can some Seattleite provide an actual picture of a shelf full of 6-packs if not then dude was lying!!

Foundling		2012-11-19 08:44:28 AM

If he'd accepted treatment, the story would've included the line: "surgeons were able to re-attach the man's Dr. Pepper"

FizixJunkee		2012-11-19 09:46:48 AM

Completely irrelevant: You can find Dr. Pepper (made with sugar rather than HFCS) in grocery stores (e.g., Sainsbury's and Tesco's) in the UK. It was a pleasant surprise.

Ari M		2012-11-19 09:49:45 AM

Madame Psychosis		2012-11-19 11:48:57 AM

odisae: I remember my grandmother was completely addicted to Dr. Pepper. If they tried to rob her they would have been in for a fight to the death.

I'm going to be this old lady one day. Dr. Pepper is my beverage of choice.

My grandma is like that with Coke. There were times in my childhood I remember her being up to a 6-pack a day. When she dies, Coca Cola is going to wonder what happened to their P&L statement.

Jeremiahe		2012-11-19 05:26:15 PM

SubBass49: When was the last time you saw a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper? Seriously...I don't remember...

Cans or bottles? I'm guessing that you and others are thinking cans, because I've seen 6 packs of bottles everywhere.

Jeremiahe		2012-11-19 05:39:29 PM

To be fair though, maybe Dr. Pepper comes in 8 packs or something and that's the confusion...I just know that 6 packs of soda/pop are pretty common, unless you're thinking of cans.