RealAmericanHero: I used to come here for fun and thought laughing at tragedy was a natural way to live...Now I'm just sort of wondering how the fark this world keeps going when the most civilized of us can only cope with tragedy with laughter.
Barfmaker: toddalmighty: I'm a theatre manager. We find a huge amount of liquor bottles in the Twilight showings.You see that's interesting right there. To me at least. What kind of liquor, is it skewed toward something? And does this homeless guy sitting there seem to make sense to you in your experience? In that film in particular or do you think he was randomly at that one?Man, I'd so sit and have a beer with you over this.
LtDarkstar: SUBBY = STUPIDThat is NOT the latest Twilight movie, thanks for the old news dumbass./And here people make fun of Twilight fans for being stupid//Subby proved Twilight fans to be smarter than he/she is
FloydA: When Heston dies, he will see an empty chair....forever.
Deedeemarz: That story seems off. Not even the Twilight part (as sad as that is), but a known alcoholic dying with a BAC of 0.57? And a Kiwi, aged 23? That just doesn't seem like a high enough level to kill a person who is a chronic drinker. We see levels that high frequently in alcoholics; unless it is a binge drinker they usually don't even suffer many effects-they just sleep it off and head back out for more. Strange story.
toddalmighty: I'm a theatre manager. We find a huge amount of liquor bottles in the Twilight showings.
The One True TheDavid: quatchi:I'm kind of a perpetual smartass, which I recognize as a coping mechanism for dealing with life's insanity.I'm an insane asshole. Cope with that.
Znuh: [new.assets.thequietus.com image 550x309]Charlton Heston predicted we'd have Euthanasia Chambers.
belhade: was being woken up the next morning to go to work. By my hot car-pooling co-worker.
LtDarkstar: What's more adorable is the stupid twat mods on here that think this 2 year old crap is actually news and the lemmings like yourself that actually sit around licking their boots.
Anastacya: Laughing in itself could be considered a form of hardening your heart.
quatchi: RealAmericanHero: I used to come here for fun and thought laughing at tragedy was a natural way to live...If you don't learn how to laugh at life's horrors the only other remaining options are crying your eyes out or hardening your heart to inhuman levels.None are truly good options, of course, but laughing is clearly the best.
quatchi: Wait, did you actually think knowing when each Twilight movie came out was gonna somehow make you look smart here?OMG, you did. That's just adorable
Medusa's Daughter: what a horrible way to go... watching Twilight.Every time someone watches a Twilight movie, somewhere, a book dies.
Gyrfalcon: That's just sad on so many levels.The lowest of which is dying watching "Twilight."
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