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(WTOP)   Your days of being able to see fat, gay, naked men strolling the streets of San Francisco may be coming to an end   (wtop.com) divider line 30
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9574 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Nov 2012 at 8:00 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-18 08:56:05 PM
3 votes:
Here's a hint:

If you can't see your own penis, I don't want to see it either.
2012-11-18 11:38:41 PM
2 votes:

GladGirl: there are like 8 of them, tops


They can't all be tops.
2012-11-18 08:52:15 PM
2 votes:
A modest proposal: for each day you wish to be naked with the body enhancements and so forth in San Francisco, you also get naked with body enhancements and so forth in front of Westboro Baptist.

You do that, and I couldn't care less if you were human-centipede conga-lining through the Castro for a solid week.
2012-11-18 08:22:48 PM
2 votes:

theflatline: They don't like hipster twinks who have been reamed in every sling bar in the city.


Been kicked out of a few eagle bars in your time?
2012-11-18 08:21:32 PM
2 votes:
In other news, all this time it's been legal to walk on the streets of San Francisco with your knob out.
2012-11-18 08:16:14 PM
2 votes:
We're here
We're queer
We don't want any more bears?

/SF Municipal policy based on 3F20
2012-11-18 08:10:56 PM
2 votes:
WTOP

snort
2012-11-18 11:41:32 PM
1 votes:
Public service post: Do not do a Google Image Search for Fat Naked Men.
It probably didn't need to be said, but better safe than really very horribly sorry.
2012-11-18 11:36:34 PM
1 votes:
""I thought if I take my clothes off, I bet they are going to listen," she said."

How many women have made that mistake over the years?
2012-11-18 11:25:21 PM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Snargi: I knew I should of turned off the pics before entering this thread...

Why? Does this make you uncomfortable?
[phunkybrat.files.wordpress.com image 642x589]


Is that a Honeycrisp apple?

If so, that's hot.
2012-11-18 10:03:21 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: "Yes your Honor, i saw suspect X whipping the bishop when i turned around after using the bathroom".


Coco LaFemme: where and when gay men should be gay.


01.images.fireden.net
2012-11-18 09:38:22 PM
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: Lsherm: Did you work the I-95 rest area in Virginia at mile marker 107? Because that place gets farking scary after 8pm. I have to drive from Richmond to DC twice a week and I've stopped there more than I'd like (I have the bladder of a nine year old girl). It's led me to a new rule about rest areas: if I recognize you at a rest area from the last time I was at the same rest area at a different time - you're probably up to no good. Who hangs out at rest areas for hours at a time? People up to no good, that's who. It would be different if I stopped at the rest area at the same time each commute day, then said person could just be on the same commute schedule I'm on. But I don't, so clearly this guy is hanging out there. Creeeeeeeepy.

All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.

What if he says the same about you?

I kid, I kid.


For all I know, he might. He might think I keep showing twice a week really wanting to do something but I just keep picking the wrong time. But I'm clearly only there for two minutes twice a week. He's obviously there for longer than that. And that kind of brings up my final complaint: if VA had decent rest areas with restaurants and were otherwise well lit - that particular rest area wouldn't be the kind of place you'd even consider lurking at. It would just be a highway stop full of people.

I've never been propositioned at a rest area (maybe there's a code - quite possibly I'm just not attractive enough for rest area sex) but if you're traveling on the road and you have to stop to hit the bathroom, it's better to have someplace safe rather than a small brick building with random dudes hanging around in the dark. If I'm traveling with the family, I'm doubly irritated with poorly lit, hole in the wall rest stops.  Because if I have to pull off the damn highway to piss, the last thing on my mind is sex.
2012-11-18 09:34:09 PM
1 votes:

OgreMagi: will take that knowledge back to Kansas


Shenanigans. No one takes knowledge back to Kansas.
2012-11-18 09:15:16 PM
1 votes:
It must be a real treat to be sitting on the bus or BART then suddenly have some guys junk dangling right at eye level with you.
2012-11-18 09:02:31 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Did you work the I-95 rest area in Virginia at mile marker 107? Because that place gets farking scary after 8pm. I have to drive from Richmond to DC twice a week and I've stopped there more than I'd like (I have the bladder of a nine year old girl). It's led me to a new rule about rest areas: if I recognize you at a rest area from the last time I was at the same rest area at a different time - you're probably up to no good. Who hangs out at rest areas for hours at a time? People up to no good, that's who. It would be different if I stopped at the rest area at the same time each commute day, then said person could just be on the same commute schedule I'm on. But I don't, so clearly this guy is hanging out there. Creeeeeeeepy.

All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.


What if he says the same about you?

I kid, I kid.
2012-11-18 09:00:15 PM
1 votes:
When I was a kid (back in the 80's), I saw a single panel cartoon in Hustler magazine, of a naked guy holding one of those wind up alarm clocks, and temperature degrees marked down his leg. Next to him was a sign that said "Time and Temperature," and his balls were down to something like the 85 degree mark. Whenever I read something about old naked people, my mind immediately goes here....

/it was my friends father's magazine
//we also found his parent's sex tape
///I need to go vomit now.
2012-11-18 08:58:41 PM
1 votes:
Time for a "Frisco" tag?
2012-11-18 08:43:42 PM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: I remember as a public park police officer in our local big city, we would often receive telephone complaints about guys sucking each other off in the public restrooms in the park, or walking down the trails in the woods and rogering each other. We would get quite a few of these complaints. Not that i can blame the public, nothing like walking into the public restroom and seeing some dude sucking cack, and trying to explain to your little son with you, what he just saw. Not cool.

So anyway, we would be forced to dress in plainclothes, and bust these guys. This is how it usually went.

We would go in, and act like we are using the urinal, either there would be a gay guy in there already, or one would go in after seeing us go in. Then one of three things would happen. He would make a lewd sexual proposal, reach around and try to grab your junk, or you would turn around and he would be fapping looking at you. Either way, he was getting arrested. This was a ticket for lewd conduct, indecent exposure, or propositioning a police officer. 99 percent of the time they wouldn't show up in court to fight it, as they didn't want to stand there in front of everyone while i say "Yes your Honor, i saw suspect X whipping the bishop when i turned around after using the bathroom". They would just pay the fine. Now, as i said before..i have nothing against gay people, it's not my place to judge them on their sexual preference. However, i do have issue with them doing that shiat in public, where the general public might view them, esp in a park where there are kids present that might walk in on them. All I'm saying is..have some personal pride and class, people that do this shiat make the rest of the gay people easy to stereotype. And the police would rather not have to be bait and see you do that shiat. We would rather be having doughnuts and coffee.

/thanks..
//The police.


Did you work the I-95 rest area in Virginia at mile marker 107? Because that place gets farking scary after 8pm. I have to drive from Richmond to DC twice a week and I've stopped there more than I'd like (I have the bladder of a nine year old girl). It's led me to a new rule about rest areas: if I recognize you at a rest area from the last time I was at the same rest area at a different time - you're probably up to no good. Who hangs out at rest areas for hours at a time? People up to no good, that's who. It would be different if I stopped at the rest area at the same time each commute day, then said person could just be on the same commute schedule I'm on. But I don't, so clearly this guy is hanging out there. Creeeeeeeepy.

All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.
2012-11-18 08:41:32 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: I don't see what the big deal is. Nudity isn't inherently sexual.


Hygeine. Naked people sit on things. Clothing isnt just for modesty and warmth Its also for health reasons.

Do you want your 4 year old to crawl around on a bus seat that has had dozens of naked san franciscan butt cracks sliding over it that morning?
2012-11-18 08:32:53 PM
1 votes:
MAN what the fark. That shiat is worse than that picture of horse penis raping a cop's anus I keep posting. I repeat what the FUUUUUUg.
2012-11-18 08:27:14 PM
1 votes:
Banning only ugly nekkid people seems more fair and balanced.
2012-11-18 08:24:57 PM
1 votes:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (gasp) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
2012-11-18 08:14:31 PM
1 votes:
pictures.hatsrack.com
2012-11-18 08:04:54 PM
1 votes:
that's what I get for not using the preview button, lets try this again

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
2012-11-18 08:04:34 PM
1 votes:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If seeing nekkid people is offensive to you, avert your eyes.


Apparently people are required to look at everything, which is why California prop 37 failed.
2012-11-18 08:03:50 PM
1 votes:
Hah, this makes Fark, but not covering the cost of gender reassignment surgeries for uninsured transgender residents?
2012-11-18 08:03:40 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Is there really a large enough subset of the Castro district complaining for this to pass?


It doesn't really matter, it's Wiener's personal vendetta. He's been quite the dick about these guys, pun intended.
2012-11-18 08:03:22 PM
1 votes:
/hot, like some man on man lovin;.
2012-11-18 08:02:09 PM
1 votes:
Good. This means that they have passed a budget with cash to spare.
2012-11-18 07:58:07 PM
1 votes:
Supervisor Scott Wiener's proposal would make it illegal for a person over the age of 5 to "expose his or her genitals, perineum or anal region on any public street, sidewalk, street median, parklet or plaza" or while using public transit.

Even when trying to be more conservative than usual, San Francisco manages to be all about the dick. 

Is there really a large enough subset of the Castro district complaining for this to pass?
 
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