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2012-11-18 08:48:40 PM
It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out!
 
2012-11-18 08:52:15 PM
A modest proposal: for each day you wish to be naked with the body enhancements and so forth in San Francisco, you also get naked with body enhancements and so forth in front of Westboro Baptist.

You do that, and I couldn't care less if you were human-centipede conga-lining through the Castro for a solid week.
 
2012-11-18 08:54:15 PM

Gergesa: telaran: This thread is useless without (SFW) pics of hot, mostly naked gay men.

I'm not certain if they are gay but you can have these guys if it pleases you:

[i1083.photobucket.com image 697x421]

[i1083.photobucket.com image 685x1023]

[i286.photobucket.com image 272x400]

[i310.photobucket.com image 361x400]


See, there should be more of this. Thank you!
 
2012-11-18 08:54:17 PM
 
2012-11-18 08:56:05 PM
Here's a hint:

If you can't see your own penis, I don't want to see it either.
 
2012-11-18 08:56:15 PM
it must be tough, having that first amendment thing and all.
 
2012-11-18 08:58:15 PM

Joce678: It's been said before many times but the people who'd get it on in the park aren't the people you'd want to see getting it on in the park. Even you'd be like, "Ew, gross!"


That's only because it's a criminal act. If something is criminal, only criminals will be doing it, and criminals generally aren't the sort of people you want involved in anything.

Further... Why is it a problem even if you don't want to watch? It's only a problem if it's artificially made taboo. If it wasn't taboo, actually people you wouldn't still want to be doing it would be doing it... in which case I'd question why you're staring at people farking in the park.

I'm not saying people farking in the park is a good idea, necessarily, but if you are worried about being attracted to the people doing it... which the "Ew, gross!" seems to indicate you are, and are looking for some sort of performance theater to get acceptance...

Okay, so I'm a little drunk. I'm still not sure why your focus would be on whether you think the people farking in the park would be acceptable porn or unattractive gross people. Blah. It's all brainwashing bullshiat. We think sex is gross because society says sex is gross. You can't flash a tit on TV but you can pump a shotgun blast into someone and no one cares. Most of our opinions have basically dictated our opinions to us and we have just accepted it into our own as fact, resulting in "Ew, I only want to see attractive people fark."

/Did I mention I'm drunk
 
2012-11-18 08:58:41 PM
Time for a "Frisco" tag?
 
2012-11-18 09:00:15 PM
When I was a kid (back in the 80's), I saw a single panel cartoon in Hustler magazine, of a naked guy holding one of those wind up alarm clocks, and temperature degrees marked down his leg. Next to him was a sign that said "Time and Temperature," and his balls were down to something like the 85 degree mark. Whenever I read something about old naked people, my mind immediately goes here....

/it was my friends father's magazine
//we also found his parent's sex tape
///I need to go vomit now.
 
2012-11-18 09:02:31 PM

Lsherm: Did you work the I-95 rest area in Virginia at mile marker 107? Because that place gets farking scary after 8pm. I have to drive from Richmond to DC twice a week and I've stopped there more than I'd like (I have the bladder of a nine year old girl). It's led me to a new rule about rest areas: if I recognize you at a rest area from the last time I was at the same rest area at a different time - you're probably up to no good. Who hangs out at rest areas for hours at a time? People up to no good, that's who. It would be different if I stopped at the rest area at the same time each commute day, then said person could just be on the same commute schedule I'm on. But I don't, so clearly this guy is hanging out there. Creeeeeeeepy.

All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.


What if he says the same about you?

I kid, I kid.
 
2012-11-18 09:02:39 PM
good, guys should never be naked when anyone can risk seeing them.
 
2012-11-18 09:03:44 PM
www.drunktiki.com


/To an end
 
2012-11-18 09:04:40 PM
Taub, a mother of two, said she got her start as a nudist while hosting a local cable program devoted to the theory that the government was behind the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.

"I thought if I take my clothes off, I bet they are going to listen," she said.


I farking love America. The only thing this story needs now is gun nut who developed his love of nudism during the Tea Party protests.
 
2012-11-18 09:08:46 PM
San Francisco is not an "Adults only" resort. it is a City fuil of families and kids. Stop using it as if its your personal home to do anything that you want to.
 
2012-11-18 09:08:55 PM
Yeah, unexpected genitals, perineum and anuses are always gross.
 
2012-11-18 09:10:00 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Stripped down to his sunglasses and hiking boots, McCray Winpsett, 37, said he understands the disgust of residents


What a winp.
 
2012-11-18 09:10:11 PM

Anthracite: San Francisco is not an "Adults only" resort. it is a City fuil of families and kids. Stop using it as if its your personal home to do anything that you want to.


I'd be interested on hearing your explanation on why any of it is inappropriate to families other than "that's what everyone has told me."
 
2012-11-18 09:13:49 PM

Joce678: TuteTibiImperes: Actually, even if it were sexual I wouldn't really care. Let them get it on doggy style in the middle of the park.

It's been said before many times but the people who'd get it on in the park aren't the people you'd want to see getting it on in the park. Even you'd be like, "Ew, gross!"


I don't really have a desire to see anyone getting it on in the park, but I won't feel scarred if I do either. Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson having a lesbian tryst, yeah, I'd probably ogle for a bit. David Koch giving Rush Limbaugh a jolly old rogering, well, I wouldn't care to watch, but my general reaction would be 'meh' and I'd move on with my day.

Too many people choose to be offended far too often. Unless someone's actions are a direct inconvenience to me, I say live and let live.
 
2012-11-18 09:15:16 PM
It must be a real treat to be sitting on the bus or BART then suddenly have some guys junk dangling right at eye level with you.
 
2012-11-18 09:16:10 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Joce678: TuteTibiImperes: Actually, even if it were sexual I wouldn't really care. Let them get it on doggy style in the middle of the park.

It's been said before many times but the people who'd get it on in the park aren't the people you'd want to see getting it on in the park. Even you'd be like, "Ew, gross!"

I don't really have a desire to see anyone getting it on in the park, but I won't feel scarred if I do either. Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson having a lesbian tryst, yeah, I'd probably ogle for a bit. David Koch giving Rush Limbaugh a jolly old rogering, well, I wouldn't care to watch, but my general reaction would be 'meh' and I'd move on with my day.

Too many people choose to be offended far too often. Unless someone's actions are a direct inconvenience to me, I say live and let live.


I'm sorry, you're too tolerant, or else you're too jaded.

If I saw the latter event, my reaction would be to vomit for three minutes and then run for a 50-cal. machine gun.
 
2012-11-18 09:19:08 PM
I am not comfy with public nudity, but it's only a hygiene related issue for me. I don't want to put my hand on a seat where a bare butt has been. Ick. I don't want to have direct contact with butt bacteria, smegma and other nice yummy items.

There is another danger as well - while we don't have the same bunch of regular nudes in the Church/Wellesley area of Toronto (especially NOT in November), we do seem them at Pride and so forth. My son's girlfriend almost ended up giving an accidental BJ to some guy swinging his junk as he strode past. Just missed her by a hair... I prefer not to contact peoples hands in public, or lean against them in the subway, so leaning against nude bits, or being whomped by a weenie really does turn my gut a bit.

Don't care if I see them, just don't want first or second hand contact!

/Re: The article .... Wiener??? Oh c'mon, that must be pseudonym!!
//Public nudity is currently impractical. Good thing about winter.
 
2012-11-18 09:22:26 PM

SundaesChild: I go to San Francisco all the time and I have never seen anyone walking around nekked. I must not be hanging around the right neighborhoods.


I'm sure it happens less in the winter.
 
2012-11-18 09:24:22 PM

leonel: It must be a real treat to be sitting on the bus or BART then suddenly have some guys junk dangling right at eye level with you.


It depends on how attractive he is, but it certainly can be a treat. It's no worse than the 300 pound troll spawn wearing the spandex who plants her ass next to you at its most unfortunate.
 
2012-11-18 09:26:30 PM
Huh. Huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. Wiener.
 
2012-11-18 09:28:57 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: is there really a large enough subset of the Castro district complaining for this to pass?

yes, there are a lot of families in the neighborhood, and even most gauys are fed up these guys

WEINER!!


I have friends who live in the Castro. There are actual non-gays there too. It was bad enough when this assholes were walking around the Castro, but a few of them like to go to the Wharf and shock the tourists. Good job setting back gay rights a decade or two. Now you've just verified all those horrid stories they heard and will take that knowledge back to Kansas.
 
2012-11-18 09:33:40 PM

BigNumber12: Hah, this makes Fark, but not covering the cost of gender reassignment surgeries for uninsured transgender residents?


it's in the something tab. it's on here. I wrote about it
 
2012-11-18 09:33:56 PM
TFA:Supervisor Scott Wiener's proposal would make it illegal for a person over the age of 5 to "expose his or her genitals, perineum or anal region on any public street, sidewalk, street median, parklet or plaza" or while using public transit.

All this law is going to do is make them wear a G-string. If you're the sensitive sort, you're not going to need any less eyebleach after seeing Chubbo the Bear in an itty-bitty thong than you would if his junk was hanging out.
 
2012-11-18 09:34:09 PM

OgreMagi: will take that knowledge back to Kansas


Shenanigans. No one takes knowledge back to Kansas.
 
2012-11-18 09:35:15 PM

Evil Canadian: I am not comfy with public nudity, but it's only a hygiene related issue for me. I don't want to put my hand on a seat where a bare butt has been. Ick. I don't want to have direct contact with butt bacteria, smegma and other nice yummy items.


Polite nudists carry a towel to sit on for precisely that reason.
 
2012-11-18 09:35:28 PM
Thank heavens. It can't happen soon enough. There's a reason why most people should put clothes on and the old geezers at Castro & Market are good examples. EWWWW!
 
2012-11-18 09:38:22 PM

machoprogrammer: Lsherm: Did you work the I-95 rest area in Virginia at mile marker 107? Because that place gets farking scary after 8pm. I have to drive from Richmond to DC twice a week and I've stopped there more than I'd like (I have the bladder of a nine year old girl). It's led me to a new rule about rest areas: if I recognize you at a rest area from the last time I was at the same rest area at a different time - you're probably up to no good. Who hangs out at rest areas for hours at a time? People up to no good, that's who. It would be different if I stopped at the rest area at the same time each commute day, then said person could just be on the same commute schedule I'm on. But I don't, so clearly this guy is hanging out there. Creeeeeeeepy.

All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.

What if he says the same about you?

I kid, I kid.


For all I know, he might. He might think I keep showing twice a week really wanting to do something but I just keep picking the wrong time. But I'm clearly only there for two minutes twice a week. He's obviously there for longer than that. And that kind of brings up my final complaint: if VA had decent rest areas with restaurants and were otherwise well lit - that particular rest area wouldn't be the kind of place you'd even consider lurking at. It would just be a highway stop full of people.

I've never been propositioned at a rest area (maybe there's a code - quite possibly I'm just not attractive enough for rest area sex) but if you're traveling on the road and you have to stop to hit the bathroom, it's better to have someplace safe rather than a small brick building with random dudes hanging around in the dark. If I'm traveling with the family, I'm doubly irritated with poorly lit, hole in the wall rest stops.  Because if I have to pull off the damn highway to piss, the last thing on my mind is sex.
 
2012-11-18 09:40:07 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Too many people choose to be offended far too often. Unless someone's actions are a direct inconvenience to me, I say live and let live.


No, this seems worth it to me. You want to get naked in your house? Fine. In the street? No.
 
2012-11-18 09:40:46 PM

Apos: [pictures.hatsrack.com image 500x375]


I was on a business trip to SF and took my family along, including my 10 year old son. We took a bus through what must have been the Castro or somewhere with similar tolerance for the outre'. When a sixty-ish man in full Rocky Horror regalia came on board the bus, my kid had the exact same expression as that cat.
 
2012-11-18 09:46:43 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: All I'm saying is..have some personal pride and class, people that do this shiat make the rest of the gay people easy to stereotype.


From what I've heard from several gay friends, the people who cruise rest stops are overwhelmingly "straight" (and usually married) middle-aged men. Openly gay guys just go to gay bars, bath houses, or adult theaters if they want a bit of strange.
 
2012-11-18 09:48:17 PM
This was not a big problem, although if you are offended by nudity and such you would do well to avoid the Castro around Halloween. Or any day that ends with a 'y'.
 
2012-11-18 09:50:08 PM
I'm guessing the real problem are the "nudists" who shed their clothing but not their cock rings. Sorry, but just no.
 
2012-11-18 09:50:10 PM
Is nothing sacred any more?
 
2012-11-18 09:55:54 PM
This is rediculous. If someone wants to crap in public they should be able to as long as they pick it up with a pooper scooper and drop the it on an occupied cafe table saying: "Poop on a scoop. A San Francisco specialty".
 
2012-11-18 09:59:02 PM

Anthracite: San Francisco is not an "Adults only" resort. it is a City fuil of families and kids. Stop using it as if its your personal home to do anything that you want to.


The only reason nudity is shocking is because you don't see it every day. If you see naked people on a regular basis, you get desensitized to it very quickly, especially if it's part of your job.

The Japanese have a proverb that goes "Nudity is often seen but seldom noticed".
 
2012-11-18 10:03:21 PM

Coco LaFemme: "Yes your Honor, i saw suspect X whipping the bishop when i turned around after using the bathroom".


Coco LaFemme: where and when gay men should be gay.


01.images.fireden.net
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-11-18 10:03:57 PM
seeks to block Weiner's ordinance

Soooo... c*ck blocked?
 
2012-11-18 10:06:50 PM

bobbette: Taub, a mother of two, said she got her start as a nudist while hosting a local cable program devoted to the theory that the government was behind the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.

"I thought if I take my clothes off, I bet they are going to listen," she said.

I farking love America. The only thing this story needs now is gun nut who developed his love of nudism during the Tea Party protest


Video goodness of her making a scene and getting arrested (NSFW).

She's nuttier than squirrel poo, but she's not too hard on the eyes. She can get naked any time she wants as long as she's willing to STFU.
 
2012-11-18 10:09:41 PM
I wonder how he came up with the "over the age of 5" requirement. What would be the reason for policing children so young? Would the cops really be thick headed enough to hand out a $100 fine to the parents of a 6 year old who ran outside the house naked and didn't understand what was wrong with doing so?
 
2012-11-18 10:09:43 PM

Lsherm: All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.


Full service rest areas are not bootstrappy enough.
 
2012-11-18 10:11:56 PM

clyph: She's nuttier than squirrel poo, but she's not too hard on the eyes. She can get naked any time she wants as long as she's willing to STFU.


Where is her accent from? Sounds vaguely Ukrainian.
 
2012-11-18 10:14:35 PM

FNG: Weiner's ordnance


NSFW Wiener Ordnance
 
2012-11-18 10:20:47 PM

clyph: Full service rest areas are not bootstrappy enough.


Actually, it's that federal government the liberals are so fond of preventing the bootstrappy:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/30/AR20 09 033002930.html

Remember, the interstate system is federal, not state.

FYI - Tim Kaine, a Democratic governor, shut those rest areas down in Virginia to save money. The next governor, a Republican, opened them again. Still, they all suck, so I'm not sure we've made any headway.
 
2012-11-18 10:20:59 PM

clyph: bobbette: Taub, a mother of two, said she got her start as a nudist while hosting a local cable program devoted to the theory that the government was behind the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.

"I thought if I take my clothes off, I bet they are going to listen," she said.

I farking love America. The only thing this story needs now is gun nut who developed his love of nudism during the Tea Party protest

Video goodness of her making a scene and getting arrested (NSFW).

She's nuttier than squirrel poo, but she's not too hard on the eyes. She can get naked any time she wants as long as she's willing to STFU.


LoL, love the part were she asks the deputy "do you not like my body?"
 
2012-11-18 10:24:34 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: clyph: bobbette: Taub, a mother of two, said she got her start as a nudist while hosting a local cable program devoted to the theory that the government was behind the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.

"I thought if I take my clothes off, I bet they are going to listen," she said.

I farking love America. The only thing this story needs now is gun nut who developed his love of nudism during the Tea Party protest

Video goodness of her making a scene and getting arrested (NSFW).

She's nuttier than squirrel poo, but she's not too hard on the eyes. She can get naked any time she wants as long as she's willing to STFU.

LoL, love the part were she asks the deputy "do you not like my body?"


"No, I am not entertained," he replied.
 
2012-11-18 10:25:23 PM

clyph: Lsherm: All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.

Full service rest areas are not bootstrappy enough.


NYS Thruway:
www.thruway.ny.gov

two-story parking deck, two floors inside, five restaurants, travel mart, bank vending machines, arcades...oh yes and bathrooms.

Non-Thruway Interstate:

img.groundspeak.com

Ten parking spots, a water fountain, four toilets per gender, and the vending machines haven't been working since 2010.
 
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