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2012-11-18 07:58:07 PM
Supervisor Scott Wiener's proposal would make it illegal for a person over the age of 5 to "expose his or her genitals, perineum or anal region on any public street, sidewalk, street median, parklet or plaza" or while using public transit.

Even when trying to be more conservative than usual, San Francisco manages to be all about the dick. 

Is there really a large enough subset of the Castro district complaining for this to pass?
 
2012-11-18 08:01:32 PM
is there really a large enough subset of the Castro district complaining for this to pass?

yes, there are a lot of families in the neighborhood, and even most gauys are fed up these guys

WEINER!!
 
2012-11-18 08:02:09 PM
Good. This means that they have passed a budget with cash to spare.
 
2012-11-18 08:02:28 PM

Lsherm: Supervisor Scott Wiener's proposal would make it illegal for a person over the age of 5 to "expose his or her genitals, perineum or anal region on any public street, sidewalk, street median, parklet or plaza" or while using public transit.

Even when trying to be more conservative than usual, San Francisco manages to be all about the dick. 

Is there really a large enough subset of the Castro district complaining for this to pass?


If they're fat, they're large enough to complain about, yes.

Especially if they're also hairy and pasty.
 
2012-11-18 08:03:22 PM
/hot, like some man on man lovin;.
 
2012-11-18 08:03:33 PM
If seeing nekkid people is offensive to you, avert your eyes.
 
2012-11-18 08:03:40 PM

Lsherm: Is there really a large enough subset of the Castro district complaining for this to pass?


It doesn't really matter, it's Wiener's personal vendetta. He's been quite the dick about these guys, pun intended.
 
2012-11-18 08:03:50 PM
Hah, this makes Fark, but not covering the cost of gender reassignment surgeries for uninsured transgender residents?
 
2012-11-18 08:04:34 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If seeing nekkid people is offensive to you, avert your eyes.


Apparently people are required to look at everything, which is why California prop 37 failed.
 
2012-11-18 08:04:54 PM
that's what I get for not using the preview button, lets try this again

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2012-11-18 08:05:24 PM
I'm all for equal rights, but keep your shorts on in public.
 
2012-11-18 08:05:42 PM
But what will evangelics get all false outraged about in its place?

/who am I kidding - they will find something
 
2012-11-18 08:07:10 PM

Lsherm: Is there really a large enough subset of the Castro district complaining for this to pass?


gayborhoods will find any reason to create lots of drama.

/which is why i refuse to live in one
 
2012-11-18 08:07:39 PM
At least the Folsom Street Fair won't be affected. That would have been sad.
 
2012-11-18 08:07:51 PM
Good, it is about time.
 
2012-11-18 08:08:43 PM
As something of a nudist, I have no problem with this.
 
2012-11-18 08:09:29 PM

BigNumber12: Hah, this makes Fark, but not covering the cost of gender reassignment surgeries for uninsured transgender residents?


Link
 
2012-11-18 08:10:45 PM
Stripped down to his sunglasses and hiking boots, McCray Winpsett, 37, said he understands the disgust of residents who would prefer not to see the body modifications and sex enhancement devices sported by some of the Castro nudists. But he thinks Wiener's prohibition goes too far in undermining a tradition "that keeps San Francisco weird."

"A few lewd exhibitionists are really ruining it for the rest of us," he said. "It's my time to come out now to present myself in a light and show what true nudity fetishism is all about so people can separate the difference between what a nudist is and an exhibitionist is."

/Really, it's not enough that you have a ghey pride parade and prance around like attention whores in outlandish outfits and do all you can to shove your gayness in peoples faces, but sex enhancement devices? I have nothing against gays, but really, have some farking class. You are not helping the people who share your gay lifestyle by making a spectacle out of yourself. You just look like a freak. Good job. How about ..being gay, as you want, and living a life of happiness and personal honor and pride, and respect?
 
2012-11-18 08:10:56 PM
WTOP

snort
 
2012-11-18 08:11:18 PM
I don't see what the big deal is. Nudity isn't inherently sexual. Actually, even if it were sexual I wouldn't really care. Let them get it on doggy style in the middle of the park. As long as they clean up when they're done seeing someone else do something doesn't harm me in any way.
 
2012-11-18 08:12:26 PM
If you don't want your children to see fat, gay naked men, then don't bring them to/live in San Francisco's Castro district.

Turns out, being naked is illegal in 99% of the rest of the country. Why live in/go to one of the few places it isn't if you don't like it?
 
2012-11-18 08:14:31 PM
pictures.hatsrack.com
 
2012-11-18 08:15:08 PM
my unsolicited opinion: I don't really care if you let your freak flag fly.
but, it does hurt your movement I feel.

/2cents
 
2012-11-18 08:16:14 PM
We're here
We're queer
We don't want any more bears?

/SF Municipal policy based on 3F20
 
2012-11-18 08:18:38 PM

gingerjet: Lsherm: Is there really a large enough subset of the Castro district complaining for this to pass?

gayborhoods will find any reason to create lots of drama.

/which is why i refuse to live in one


They don't like hipster twinks who have been reamed in every sling bar in the city.
 
2012-11-18 08:19:46 PM
"the city's famously gay Castro District and the supervisor who represents the area.

Supervisor Scott Wiener's...."


i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-18 08:20:18 PM
This thread is useless without (SFW) pics of hot, mostly naked gay men.
 
2012-11-18 08:21:32 PM
In other news, all this time it's been legal to walk on the streets of San Francisco with your knob out.
 
2012-11-18 08:22:14 PM
The only reason anyone has a problem with nudity is because from a young age we've all been told it's a problem for no other reason than it just is. I love most of the things society has given us, but it's also excellent at brainwashing people with completely arbitrary rules and opinions that have no basis in anything whatsoever. We're told we should be offended, and so we are.
 
2012-11-18 08:22:48 PM

theflatline: They don't like hipster twinks who have been reamed in every sling bar in the city.


Been kicked out of a few eagle bars in your time?
 
2012-11-18 08:24:20 PM
However, large numbers of Farkers will continue to do so in their basements
 
2012-11-18 08:24:57 PM
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2012-11-18 08:25:36 PM
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Be careful what you wish for.
 
2012-11-18 08:27:14 PM
Banning only ugly nekkid people seems more fair and balanced.
 
2012-11-18 08:27:45 PM
As a non San Franciscan? Why do they have to show there junk to everyone all the time? You have parades, festivals and nightclubs that appreciate your nakedness. Is it pure exhibitionism?

It seems rather unpractical unless your really doing it for other reason sex, shock value etc..
 
2012-11-18 08:28:39 PM
Are they causing a heap of trouble for all concerned?
 
2012-11-18 08:28:58 PM
I go to San Francisco all the time and I have never seen anyone walking around nekked. I must not be hanging around the right neighborhoods.
 
2012-11-18 08:30:57 PM

TheOther: Banning only ugly nekkid people seems more fair and balanced.


Precisely.

Fat, hairy, old people should never be naked. Gay or straight, male or female. I do not want to see droopy tits, saggy balls and dry wrinkly skin (including my own in case you were wondering). Hot, firm, tanned bodies can go naked all day long and I'm okay with that.

Everyone else can assemble at my home and we'll be naked in private.
 
2012-11-18 08:31:41 PM
I remember as a public park police officer in our local big city, we would often receive telephone complaints about guys sucking each other off in the public restrooms in the park, or walking down the trails in the woods and rogering each other. We would get quite a few of these complaints. Not that i can blame the public, nothing like walking into the public restroom and seeing some dude sucking cack, and trying to explain to your little son with you, what he just saw. Not cool.

So anyway, we would be forced to dress in plainclothes, and bust these guys. This is how it usually went.

We would go in, and act like we are using the urinal, either there would be a gay guy in there already, or one would go in after seeing us go in. Then one of three things would happen. He would make a lewd sexual proposal, reach around and try to grab your junk, or you would turn around and he would be fapping looking at you. Either way, he was getting arrested. This was a ticket for lewd conduct, indecent exposure, or propositioning a police officer. 99 percent of the time they wouldn't show up in court to fight it, as they didn't want to stand there in front of everyone while i say "Yes your Honor, i saw suspect X whipping the bishop when i turned around after using the bathroom". They would just pay the fine. Now, as i said before..i have nothing against gay people, it's not my place to judge them on their sexual preference. However, i do have issue with them doing that shiat in public, where the general public might view them, esp in a park where there are kids present that might walk in on them. All I'm saying is..have some personal pride and class, people that do this shiat make the rest of the gay people easy to stereotype. And the police would rather not have to be bait and see you do that shiat. We would rather be having doughnuts and coffee.

/thanks..
//The police.
 
2012-11-18 08:32:53 PM
MAN what the fark. That shiat is worse than that picture of horse penis raping a cop's anus I keep posting. I repeat what the FUUUUUUg.
 
2012-11-18 08:33:22 PM
Scott Wiiiiiieeeeeeeennnnnneeeeeerrrrrrrr

that's the only part of TFA that matters to me. That the public official in a gay town is named Wiener. The only thing that would be more perfect would be if his first name was Randy, Richard, or Harry.
 
2012-11-18 08:38:01 PM
Supervisor Wiener or is it Wiener Supervisor?
 
2012-11-18 08:38:07 PM
NTTAWWT

/obligatory
 
2012-11-18 08:40:32 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If seeing nekkid people is offensive to you, avert your eyes.


hurray! may common sense prevail. nudity is natural and wonderful. if i was Great Dictator people would eat in private and fark in public. it would be a nicer world. too many folks have atrocious table manners.
 
2012-11-18 08:41:32 PM

TuteTibiImperes: I don't see what the big deal is. Nudity isn't inherently sexual.


Hygeine. Naked people sit on things. Clothing isnt just for modesty and warmth Its also for health reasons.

Do you want your 4 year old to crawl around on a bus seat that has had dozens of naked san franciscan butt cracks sliding over it that morning?
 
2012-11-18 08:42:16 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: I remember as a public park police officer in our local big city, we would often receive telephone complaints about guys sucking each other off in the public restrooms in the park, or walking down the trails in the woods and rogering each other. We would get quite a few of these complaints. Not that i can blame the public, nothing like walking into the public restroom and seeing some dude sucking cack, and trying to explain to your little son with you, what he just saw. Not cool.

So anyway, we would be forced to dress in plainclothes, and bust these guys. This is how it usually went.

We would go in, and act like we are using the urinal, either there would be a gay guy in there already, or one would go in after seeing us go in. Then one of three things would happen. He would make a lewd sexual proposal, reach around and try to grab your junk, or you would turn around and he would be fapping looking at you. Either way, he was getting arrested. This was a ticket for lewd conduct, indecent exposure, or propositioning a police officer. 99 percent of the time they wouldn't show up in court to fight it, as they didn't want to stand there in front of everyone while i say "Yes your Honor, i saw suspect X whipping the bishop when i turned around after using the bathroom". They would just pay the fine. Now, as i said before..i have nothing against gay people, it's not my place to judge them on their sexual preference. However, i do have issue with them doing that shiat in public, where the general public might view them, esp in a park where there are kids present that might walk in on them. All I'm saying is..have some personal pride and class, people that do this shiat make the rest of the gay people easy to stereotype. And the police would rather not have to be bait and see you do that shiat. We would rather be having doughnuts and coffee.

/thanks..
//The police.


Either you're trolling, or you're really invested in the sexual goings-on of gay men. That's the 2nd verbose post in this thread you've made on the subject of where and when gay men should be gay.
 
2012-11-18 08:43:42 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: I remember as a public park police officer in our local big city, we would often receive telephone complaints about guys sucking each other off in the public restrooms in the park, or walking down the trails in the woods and rogering each other. We would get quite a few of these complaints. Not that i can blame the public, nothing like walking into the public restroom and seeing some dude sucking cack, and trying to explain to your little son with you, what he just saw. Not cool.

So anyway, we would be forced to dress in plainclothes, and bust these guys. This is how it usually went.

We would go in, and act like we are using the urinal, either there would be a gay guy in there already, or one would go in after seeing us go in. Then one of three things would happen. He would make a lewd sexual proposal, reach around and try to grab your junk, or you would turn around and he would be fapping looking at you. Either way, he was getting arrested. This was a ticket for lewd conduct, indecent exposure, or propositioning a police officer. 99 percent of the time they wouldn't show up in court to fight it, as they didn't want to stand there in front of everyone while i say "Yes your Honor, i saw suspect X whipping the bishop when i turned around after using the bathroom". They would just pay the fine. Now, as i said before..i have nothing against gay people, it's not my place to judge them on their sexual preference. However, i do have issue with them doing that shiat in public, where the general public might view them, esp in a park where there are kids present that might walk in on them. All I'm saying is..have some personal pride and class, people that do this shiat make the rest of the gay people easy to stereotype. And the police would rather not have to be bait and see you do that shiat. We would rather be having doughnuts and coffee.

/thanks..
//The police.


Did you work the I-95 rest area in Virginia at mile marker 107? Because that place gets farking scary after 8pm. I have to drive from Richmond to DC twice a week and I've stopped there more than I'd like (I have the bladder of a nine year old girl). It's led me to a new rule about rest areas: if I recognize you at a rest area from the last time I was at the same rest area at a different time - you're probably up to no good. Who hangs out at rest areas for hours at a time? People up to no good, that's who. It would be different if I stopped at the rest area at the same time each commute day, then said person could just be on the same commute schedule I'm on. But I don't, so clearly this guy is hanging out there. Creeeeeeeepy.

All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.
 
2012-11-18 08:44:05 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Actually, even if it were sexual I wouldn't really care. Let them get it on doggy style in the middle of the park.


It's been said before many times but the people who'd get it on in the park aren't the people you'd want to see getting it on in the park. Even you'd be like, "Ew, gross!"
 
2012-11-18 08:44:09 PM

Coco LaFemme: Either you're trolling, or you're really invested in the sexual goings-on of gay men. That's the 2nd verbose post in this thread you've made on the subject of where and when gay men should be gay.


I was pondering that too. He must also vote republican.
 
2012-11-18 08:45:10 PM

sage37: BigNumber12: Hah, this makes Fark, but not covering the cost of gender reassignment surgeries for uninsured transgender residents?

Link



Much obliged. Keeping tabs on a 2-year-old makes keeping tabs on Fark challenging.
 
2012-11-18 08:48:40 PM
It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out!
 
2012-11-18 08:52:15 PM
A modest proposal: for each day you wish to be naked with the body enhancements and so forth in San Francisco, you also get naked with body enhancements and so forth in front of Westboro Baptist.

You do that, and I couldn't care less if you were human-centipede conga-lining through the Castro for a solid week.
 
2012-11-18 08:54:15 PM

Gergesa: telaran: This thread is useless without (SFW) pics of hot, mostly naked gay men.

I'm not certain if they are gay but you can have these guys if it pleases you:

[i1083.photobucket.com image 697x421]

[i1083.photobucket.com image 685x1023]

[i286.photobucket.com image 272x400]

[i310.photobucket.com image 361x400]


See, there should be more of this. Thank you!
 
2012-11-18 08:54:17 PM
 
2012-11-18 08:56:05 PM
Here's a hint:

If you can't see your own penis, I don't want to see it either.
 
2012-11-18 08:56:15 PM
it must be tough, having that first amendment thing and all.
 
2012-11-18 08:58:15 PM

Joce678: It's been said before many times but the people who'd get it on in the park aren't the people you'd want to see getting it on in the park. Even you'd be like, "Ew, gross!"


That's only because it's a criminal act. If something is criminal, only criminals will be doing it, and criminals generally aren't the sort of people you want involved in anything.

Further... Why is it a problem even if you don't want to watch? It's only a problem if it's artificially made taboo. If it wasn't taboo, actually people you wouldn't still want to be doing it would be doing it... in which case I'd question why you're staring at people farking in the park.

I'm not saying people farking in the park is a good idea, necessarily, but if you are worried about being attracted to the people doing it... which the "Ew, gross!" seems to indicate you are, and are looking for some sort of performance theater to get acceptance...

Okay, so I'm a little drunk. I'm still not sure why your focus would be on whether you think the people farking in the park would be acceptable porn or unattractive gross people. Blah. It's all brainwashing bullshiat. We think sex is gross because society says sex is gross. You can't flash a tit on TV but you can pump a shotgun blast into someone and no one cares. Most of our opinions have basically dictated our opinions to us and we have just accepted it into our own as fact, resulting in "Ew, I only want to see attractive people fark."

/Did I mention I'm drunk
 
2012-11-18 08:58:41 PM
Time for a "Frisco" tag?
 
2012-11-18 09:00:15 PM
When I was a kid (back in the 80's), I saw a single panel cartoon in Hustler magazine, of a naked guy holding one of those wind up alarm clocks, and temperature degrees marked down his leg. Next to him was a sign that said "Time and Temperature," and his balls were down to something like the 85 degree mark. Whenever I read something about old naked people, my mind immediately goes here....

/it was my friends father's magazine
//we also found his parent's sex tape
///I need to go vomit now.
 
2012-11-18 09:02:31 PM

Lsherm: Did you work the I-95 rest area in Virginia at mile marker 107? Because that place gets farking scary after 8pm. I have to drive from Richmond to DC twice a week and I've stopped there more than I'd like (I have the bladder of a nine year old girl). It's led me to a new rule about rest areas: if I recognize you at a rest area from the last time I was at the same rest area at a different time - you're probably up to no good. Who hangs out at rest areas for hours at a time? People up to no good, that's who. It would be different if I stopped at the rest area at the same time each commute day, then said person could just be on the same commute schedule I'm on. But I don't, so clearly this guy is hanging out there. Creeeeeeeepy.

All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.


What if he says the same about you?

I kid, I kid.
 
2012-11-18 09:02:39 PM
good, guys should never be naked when anyone can risk seeing them.
 
2012-11-18 09:03:44 PM
www.drunktiki.com


/To an end
 
2012-11-18 09:04:40 PM
Taub, a mother of two, said she got her start as a nudist while hosting a local cable program devoted to the theory that the government was behind the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.

"I thought if I take my clothes off, I bet they are going to listen," she said.


I farking love America. The only thing this story needs now is gun nut who developed his love of nudism during the Tea Party protests.
 
2012-11-18 09:08:46 PM
San Francisco is not an "Adults only" resort. it is a City fuil of families and kids. Stop using it as if its your personal home to do anything that you want to.
 
2012-11-18 09:08:55 PM
Yeah, unexpected genitals, perineum and anuses are always gross.
 
2012-11-18 09:10:00 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Stripped down to his sunglasses and hiking boots, McCray Winpsett, 37, said he understands the disgust of residents


What a winp.
 
2012-11-18 09:10:11 PM

Anthracite: San Francisco is not an "Adults only" resort. it is a City fuil of families and kids. Stop using it as if its your personal home to do anything that you want to.


I'd be interested on hearing your explanation on why any of it is inappropriate to families other than "that's what everyone has told me."
 
2012-11-18 09:13:49 PM

Joce678: TuteTibiImperes: Actually, even if it were sexual I wouldn't really care. Let them get it on doggy style in the middle of the park.

It's been said before many times but the people who'd get it on in the park aren't the people you'd want to see getting it on in the park. Even you'd be like, "Ew, gross!"


I don't really have a desire to see anyone getting it on in the park, but I won't feel scarred if I do either. Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson having a lesbian tryst, yeah, I'd probably ogle for a bit. David Koch giving Rush Limbaugh a jolly old rogering, well, I wouldn't care to watch, but my general reaction would be 'meh' and I'd move on with my day.

Too many people choose to be offended far too often. Unless someone's actions are a direct inconvenience to me, I say live and let live.
 
2012-11-18 09:15:16 PM
It must be a real treat to be sitting on the bus or BART then suddenly have some guys junk dangling right at eye level with you.
 
2012-11-18 09:16:10 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Joce678: TuteTibiImperes: Actually, even if it were sexual I wouldn't really care. Let them get it on doggy style in the middle of the park.

It's been said before many times but the people who'd get it on in the park aren't the people you'd want to see getting it on in the park. Even you'd be like, "Ew, gross!"

I don't really have a desire to see anyone getting it on in the park, but I won't feel scarred if I do either. Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson having a lesbian tryst, yeah, I'd probably ogle for a bit. David Koch giving Rush Limbaugh a jolly old rogering, well, I wouldn't care to watch, but my general reaction would be 'meh' and I'd move on with my day.

Too many people choose to be offended far too often. Unless someone's actions are a direct inconvenience to me, I say live and let live.


I'm sorry, you're too tolerant, or else you're too jaded.

If I saw the latter event, my reaction would be to vomit for three minutes and then run for a 50-cal. machine gun.
 
2012-11-18 09:19:08 PM
I am not comfy with public nudity, but it's only a hygiene related issue for me. I don't want to put my hand on a seat where a bare butt has been. Ick. I don't want to have direct contact with butt bacteria, smegma and other nice yummy items.

There is another danger as well - while we don't have the same bunch of regular nudes in the Church/Wellesley area of Toronto (especially NOT in November), we do seem them at Pride and so forth. My son's girlfriend almost ended up giving an accidental BJ to some guy swinging his junk as he strode past. Just missed her by a hair... I prefer not to contact peoples hands in public, or lean against them in the subway, so leaning against nude bits, or being whomped by a weenie really does turn my gut a bit.

Don't care if I see them, just don't want first or second hand contact!

/Re: The article .... Wiener??? Oh c'mon, that must be pseudonym!!
//Public nudity is currently impractical. Good thing about winter.
 
2012-11-18 09:22:26 PM

SundaesChild: I go to San Francisco all the time and I have never seen anyone walking around nekked. I must not be hanging around the right neighborhoods.


I'm sure it happens less in the winter.
 
2012-11-18 09:24:22 PM

leonel: It must be a real treat to be sitting on the bus or BART then suddenly have some guys junk dangling right at eye level with you.


It depends on how attractive he is, but it certainly can be a treat. It's no worse than the 300 pound troll spawn wearing the spandex who plants her ass next to you at its most unfortunate.
 
2012-11-18 09:26:30 PM
Huh. Huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. Wiener.
 
2012-11-18 09:28:57 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: is there really a large enough subset of the Castro district complaining for this to pass?

yes, there are a lot of families in the neighborhood, and even most gauys are fed up these guys

WEINER!!


I have friends who live in the Castro. There are actual non-gays there too. It was bad enough when this assholes were walking around the Castro, but a few of them like to go to the Wharf and shock the tourists. Good job setting back gay rights a decade or two. Now you've just verified all those horrid stories they heard and will take that knowledge back to Kansas.
 
2012-11-18 09:33:40 PM

BigNumber12: Hah, this makes Fark, but not covering the cost of gender reassignment surgeries for uninsured transgender residents?


it's in the something tab. it's on here. I wrote about it
 
2012-11-18 09:33:56 PM
TFA:Supervisor Scott Wiener's proposal would make it illegal for a person over the age of 5 to "expose his or her genitals, perineum or anal region on any public street, sidewalk, street median, parklet or plaza" or while using public transit.

All this law is going to do is make them wear a G-string. If you're the sensitive sort, you're not going to need any less eyebleach after seeing Chubbo the Bear in an itty-bitty thong than you would if his junk was hanging out.
 
2012-11-18 09:34:09 PM

OgreMagi: will take that knowledge back to Kansas


Shenanigans. No one takes knowledge back to Kansas.
 
2012-11-18 09:35:15 PM

Evil Canadian: I am not comfy with public nudity, but it's only a hygiene related issue for me. I don't want to put my hand on a seat where a bare butt has been. Ick. I don't want to have direct contact with butt bacteria, smegma and other nice yummy items.


Polite nudists carry a towel to sit on for precisely that reason.
 
2012-11-18 09:35:28 PM
Thank heavens. It can't happen soon enough. There's a reason why most people should put clothes on and the old geezers at Castro & Market are good examples. EWWWW!
 
2012-11-18 09:38:22 PM

machoprogrammer: Lsherm: Did you work the I-95 rest area in Virginia at mile marker 107? Because that place gets farking scary after 8pm. I have to drive from Richmond to DC twice a week and I've stopped there more than I'd like (I have the bladder of a nine year old girl). It's led me to a new rule about rest areas: if I recognize you at a rest area from the last time I was at the same rest area at a different time - you're probably up to no good. Who hangs out at rest areas for hours at a time? People up to no good, that's who. It would be different if I stopped at the rest area at the same time each commute day, then said person could just be on the same commute schedule I'm on. But I don't, so clearly this guy is hanging out there. Creeeeeeeepy.

All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.

What if he says the same about you?

I kid, I kid.


For all I know, he might. He might think I keep showing twice a week really wanting to do something but I just keep picking the wrong time. But I'm clearly only there for two minutes twice a week. He's obviously there for longer than that. And that kind of brings up my final complaint: if VA had decent rest areas with restaurants and were otherwise well lit - that particular rest area wouldn't be the kind of place you'd even consider lurking at. It would just be a highway stop full of people.

I've never been propositioned at a rest area (maybe there's a code - quite possibly I'm just not attractive enough for rest area sex) but if you're traveling on the road and you have to stop to hit the bathroom, it's better to have someplace safe rather than a small brick building with random dudes hanging around in the dark. If I'm traveling with the family, I'm doubly irritated with poorly lit, hole in the wall rest stops.  Because if I have to pull off the damn highway to piss, the last thing on my mind is sex.
 
2012-11-18 09:40:07 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Too many people choose to be offended far too often. Unless someone's actions are a direct inconvenience to me, I say live and let live.


No, this seems worth it to me. You want to get naked in your house? Fine. In the street? No.
 
2012-11-18 09:40:46 PM

Apos: [pictures.hatsrack.com image 500x375]


I was on a business trip to SF and took my family along, including my 10 year old son. We took a bus through what must have been the Castro or somewhere with similar tolerance for the outre'. When a sixty-ish man in full Rocky Horror regalia came on board the bus, my kid had the exact same expression as that cat.
 
2012-11-18 09:46:43 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: All I'm saying is..have some personal pride and class, people that do this shiat make the rest of the gay people easy to stereotype.


From what I've heard from several gay friends, the people who cruise rest stops are overwhelmingly "straight" (and usually married) middle-aged men. Openly gay guys just go to gay bars, bath houses, or adult theaters if they want a bit of strange.
 
2012-11-18 09:48:17 PM
This was not a big problem, although if you are offended by nudity and such you would do well to avoid the Castro around Halloween. Or any day that ends with a 'y'.
 
2012-11-18 09:50:08 PM
I'm guessing the real problem are the "nudists" who shed their clothing but not their cock rings. Sorry, but just no.
 
2012-11-18 09:50:10 PM
Is nothing sacred any more?
 
2012-11-18 09:55:54 PM
This is rediculous. If someone wants to crap in public they should be able to as long as they pick it up with a pooper scooper and drop the it on an occupied cafe table saying: "Poop on a scoop. A San Francisco specialty".
 
2012-11-18 09:59:02 PM

Anthracite: San Francisco is not an "Adults only" resort. it is a City fuil of families and kids. Stop using it as if its your personal home to do anything that you want to.


The only reason nudity is shocking is because you don't see it every day. If you see naked people on a regular basis, you get desensitized to it very quickly, especially if it's part of your job.

The Japanese have a proverb that goes "Nudity is often seen but seldom noticed".
 
2012-11-18 10:03:21 PM

Coco LaFemme: "Yes your Honor, i saw suspect X whipping the bishop when i turned around after using the bathroom".


Coco LaFemme: where and when gay men should be gay.


01.images.fireden.net
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-11-18 10:03:57 PM
seeks to block Weiner's ordinance

Soooo... c*ck blocked?
 
2012-11-18 10:06:50 PM

bobbette: Taub, a mother of two, said she got her start as a nudist while hosting a local cable program devoted to the theory that the government was behind the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.

"I thought if I take my clothes off, I bet they are going to listen," she said.

I farking love America. The only thing this story needs now is gun nut who developed his love of nudism during the Tea Party protest


Video goodness of her making a scene and getting arrested (NSFW).

She's nuttier than squirrel poo, but she's not too hard on the eyes. She can get naked any time she wants as long as she's willing to STFU.
 
2012-11-18 10:09:41 PM
I wonder how he came up with the "over the age of 5" requirement. What would be the reason for policing children so young? Would the cops really be thick headed enough to hand out a $100 fine to the parents of a 6 year old who ran outside the house naked and didn't understand what was wrong with doing so?
 
2012-11-18 10:09:43 PM

Lsherm: All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.


Full service rest areas are not bootstrappy enough.
 
2012-11-18 10:11:56 PM

clyph: She's nuttier than squirrel poo, but she's not too hard on the eyes. She can get naked any time she wants as long as she's willing to STFU.


Where is her accent from? Sounds vaguely Ukrainian.
 
2012-11-18 10:14:35 PM

FNG: Weiner's ordnance


NSFW Wiener Ordnance
 
2012-11-18 10:20:47 PM

clyph: Full service rest areas are not bootstrappy enough.


Actually, it's that federal government the liberals are so fond of preventing the bootstrappy:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/30/AR20 09 033002930.html

Remember, the interstate system is federal, not state.

FYI - Tim Kaine, a Democratic governor, shut those rest areas down in Virginia to save money. The next governor, a Republican, opened them again. Still, they all suck, so I'm not sure we've made any headway.
 
2012-11-18 10:20:59 PM

clyph: bobbette: Taub, a mother of two, said she got her start as a nudist while hosting a local cable program devoted to the theory that the government was behind the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.

"I thought if I take my clothes off, I bet they are going to listen," she said.

I farking love America. The only thing this story needs now is gun nut who developed his love of nudism during the Tea Party protest

Video goodness of her making a scene and getting arrested (NSFW).

She's nuttier than squirrel poo, but she's not too hard on the eyes. She can get naked any time she wants as long as she's willing to STFU.


LoL, love the part were she asks the deputy "do you not like my body?"
 
2012-11-18 10:24:34 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: clyph: bobbette: Taub, a mother of two, said she got her start as a nudist while hosting a local cable program devoted to the theory that the government was behind the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.

"I thought if I take my clothes off, I bet they are going to listen," she said.

I farking love America. The only thing this story needs now is gun nut who developed his love of nudism during the Tea Party protest

Video goodness of her making a scene and getting arrested (NSFW).

She's nuttier than squirrel poo, but she's not too hard on the eyes. She can get naked any time she wants as long as she's willing to STFU.

LoL, love the part were she asks the deputy "do you not like my body?"


"No, I am not entertained," he replied.
 
2012-11-18 10:25:23 PM

clyph: Lsherm: All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.

Full service rest areas are not bootstrappy enough.


NYS Thruway:
www.thruway.ny.gov

two-story parking deck, two floors inside, five restaurants, travel mart, bank vending machines, arcades...oh yes and bathrooms.

Non-Thruway Interstate:

img.groundspeak.com

Ten parking spots, a water fountain, four toilets per gender, and the vending machines haven't been working since 2010.
 
2012-11-18 10:28:46 PM
Supervisor Scott Wiener's proposal would make it illegal for a person over the age of 5 to "expose his or her genitals, perineum or anal region on any public street, sidewalk, street median, parklet or plaza" or while using public transit.

Gays out, pedos in!
 
2012-11-18 10:29:22 PM

belhade: clyph: Lsherm: All of this could be solved if Virginia would just trick out their rest areas like Maryland does and turn them into commerce centers with restaurants, but apparently VA state law means they have to be poorly lit hovels with a bathroom and vending machines.

Full service rest areas are not bootstrappy enough.

NYS Thruway:
[www.thruway.ny.gov image 369x259]

two-story parking deck, two floors inside, five restaurants, travel mart, bank vending machines, arcades...oh yes and bathrooms.

Non-Thruway Interstate:

[img.groundspeak.com image 400x300]

Ten parking spots, a water fountain, four toilets per gender, and the vending machines haven't been working since 2010.


I've addressed this, federal rules prevent federal highways from having awesome rest areas, apparently. So the next time someone asks you about the awesomeness of the government, bring this up.
 
2012-11-18 10:35:11 PM
Got halfway through the article before I noticed the Weiner. Came down with the silly giggles. Need to go to sleep.
 
2012-11-18 10:42:42 PM
I knew I should of turned off the pics before entering this thread...
 
2012-11-18 10:56:49 PM

Snargi: I knew I should of turned off the pics before entering this thread...


Why? Does this make you uncomfortable?
phunkybrat.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-18 11:15:01 PM
Meh, SF can go the way of NYC and Key West, rich people move into neighborhoods that are strange, weird, and quirky... then impose their values on it until everything about it is Disney-fied... then the neighborhood is expensive, and the people in it consider going to Olive Garden to be a cultural experience.

fark em all.
 
2012-11-18 11:19:52 PM
I live 4 blocks from the Castro-market intersection and see these guys every day. It is an irritation - sagging 70 yearold ballsacks generally don't appeal to me - but they aren't hurting me or threatening me, they aren't corrupting my one year old son, and there are like 8 of them, tops. I think the city has more urgent matters to attend to than banning attention whores.
 
2012-11-18 11:25:21 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Snargi: I knew I should of turned off the pics before entering this thread...

Why? Does this make you uncomfortable?
[phunkybrat.files.wordpress.com image 642x589]


Is that a Honeycrisp apple?

If so, that's hot.
 
2012-11-18 11:30:45 PM

Satan's Dumptruck Driver: tinfoil-hat maggie: Snargi: I knew I should of turned off the pics before entering this thread...

Why? Does this make you uncomfortable?
[phunkybrat.files.wordpress.com image 642x589]

Is that a Honeycrisp apple?

If so, that's hot.


I have no idea but yea I think it's hot and well I think it's sorta cool that San Fran has had such openness and well I think firefly212 said it well.
 
2012-11-18 11:34:07 PM

belhade: Supervisor Scott Wiener's proposal would make it illegal for a person over the age of 5 to "expose his or her genitals, perineum or anal region on any public street, sidewalk, street median, parklet or plaza" or while using public transit.

Gays out, pedos in!


It's probably more because have you ever tried to make a 2-year old keep his diaper on in the summer time? Even the cops would have a tough time.
 
2012-11-18 11:34:56 PM
Why don't you get into that, uh, jabroni outfit and we'll settle this in city hall.
 
2012-11-18 11:36:34 PM
""I thought if I take my clothes off, I bet they are going to listen," she said."

How many women have made that mistake over the years?
 
2012-11-18 11:38:41 PM

GladGirl: there are like 8 of them, tops


They can't all be tops.
 
2012-11-18 11:41:32 PM
Public service post: Do not do a Google Image Search for Fat Naked Men.
It probably didn't need to be said, but better safe than really very horribly sorry.
 
2012-11-18 11:50:09 PM

GladGirl: sagging 70 yearold ballsacks generally don't appeal to me


So there's a scenario where they do?
 
2012-11-18 11:53:17 PM

leonel: It must be a real treat to be sitting on the bus or BART then suddenly have some guys junk dangling right at eye level with you.


Some people might think so. But, really, it's not.
 
2012-11-19 12:00:17 AM
FTFA: City lawmakers are scheduled to vote Tuesday on an ordinance that would prohibit nudity in most public places...etc.

So they can vote "No Weener" or "No, Wiener"
 
2012-11-19 12:21:08 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Satan's Dumptruck Driver: tinfoil-hat maggie: Snargi: I knew I should of turned off the pics before entering this thread...

Why? Does this make you uncomfortable?
[phunkybrat.files.wordpress.com image 642x589]

Is that a Honeycrisp apple?

If so, that's hot.

I have no idea but yea I think it's hot and well I think it's sorta cool that San Fran has had such openness and well I think firefly212 said it well.


I meant the apple.

Sorry. I was hungry.
 
2012-11-19 12:21:41 AM

GladGirl: I live 4 blocks from the Castro-market intersection and see these guys every day. It is an irritation - sagging 70 yearold ballsacks generally don't appeal to me - but they aren't hurting me or threatening me, they aren't corrupting my one year old son, and there are like 8 of them, tops. I think the city has more urgent matters to attend to than banning attention whores.


We're this the only issue. Instead you have AW punks dropping trou and wagging their dick around until its semi-hard. There aren't enough cops around to catch them. The cops have better things to do anyway.

Enough.

There are some nice restaurants and shops around the area and I and those who don't need to see that shouldn't have to.
 
2012-11-19 12:41:12 AM

Satan's Dumptruck Driver: Is that a Honeycrisp apple?


Honeycrisp apples make the most delicious juice.
 
2012-11-19 12:49:05 AM
Two truths that are related.

If nudists were all young, svelte and attractive, most people wouldn't object very strongly.

The people with the most to modest about - aren't.
 
2012-11-19 12:50:30 AM

eraser8: Satan's Dumptruck Driver: Is that a Honeycrisp apple?

Honeycrisp apples make the most delicious juice.


Honeycrisps are awesome.
 
2012-11-19 01:01:39 AM
Go be fat (pale, naked and hairy) somewhere else.
 
2012-11-19 01:04:30 AM
Related:
Link
Link
The bearded man on the article's photo is there. If you look on the same youtube account there's a few videos about it.
 
2012-11-19 02:17:07 AM
It's been almost 13 years since I've been to the Castro. Has it changed so much that there's any other reason to go there BUT to see nude gay men?
 
2012-11-19 02:19:12 AM
GladGirl:

I think the city has more urgent matters to attend to than banning attention whores.

There are two kinds of people in SF: attention whores and tourists.
 
2012-11-19 02:27:05 AM

red5ish:

Public service post: Do not do a Google Image Search for Fat Naked Men.
It probably didn't need to be said, but better safe than really very horribly sorry.


I didn't know giraffes COULD rape donkeys.
 
2012-11-19 03:24:23 AM

HotWingAgenda: They can't all be tops.


thegeekydream.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-19 03:31:43 AM

Lsherm: rest area


I had a REALLY creepy experience at a rest area during a road trip once. Getting back into my car after pissing I noticed a van one spot over with its side door open and a $50 bill on the pavement next to it. I looked at it for a second and a voice from inside the van said "Pick it up".

I got the HELL out of there as fast as I could.

/csb
//in this story the "c" stands for "creepy"
 
2012-11-19 03:54:19 AM

belhade: two-story parking deck, two floors inside, five restaurants, travel mart, bank vending machines, arcades...oh yes and bathrooms.

Non-Thruway Interstate:


I'm pretty sure the first one (the nice one) is Sloatsburg northbound, but where's the second one?

The rest areas on 684 in Westchester are hideous. Last time the cops did a cruising bust there they caught 19 married guys and a priest.
 
2012-11-19 05:37:43 AM

lenfromak: Good. This means that they have passed a budget with cash to spare.


Yeah, except two days ago the SF supervisors voted to allow and person in San Francisco to get a sex change on the city dollar.

WTF are my taxes paying for?!?!?!?!??!
 
2012-11-19 05:42:24 AM
No matter how you slice it, taking a privilege away from everyone because of the few who abuse it is stupid. It's stupid if the authorities are doing it because they don't want to make the effort to crack down on the abusers. Even if it's the only practical way to ensure a problem won't happen, that it is that way is still stupid.
 
2012-11-19 05:52:55 AM
s14.postimage.org
 
2012-11-19 06:31:07 AM
Have the Triffids landed?
 
2012-11-19 06:56:18 AM

farkingatwork: it must be tough, having that first amendment thing and all.


The first step is that they make us all wear trousers. The next thing you know, we're all living in a police state.

Not sure that conduct such as is described in TFA is covered by freedom of speech.
 
2012-11-19 07:31:45 AM
Richard Hatch is out of debtors prison?
 
2012-11-19 08:09:41 AM

Solid Muldoon: Here's a hint:

If you can't see your own penis, I don't want to see it either.


Bwaaaaahahaha!
 
2012-11-19 09:42:47 AM
Subby needs to put his pants back on and get out of the park, sad must be for subby and those who see nothing wrong with going nude in public.
 
2012-11-19 10:04:00 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If seeing nekkid people is offensive to you, avert your eyes.


And don't sit down in public. You don't know who's used that chair.
 
2012-11-19 07:14:08 PM
not a bookmark
 
2012-11-19 08:21:25 PM

Gulper Eel: belhade: two-story parking deck, two floors inside, five restaurants, travel mart, bank vending machines, arcades...oh yes and bathrooms.

Non-Thruway Interstate:

I'm pretty sure the first one (the nice one) is Sloatsburg northbound, but where's the second one?

The rest areas on 684 in Westchester are hideous. Last time the cops did a cruising bust there they caught 19 married guys and a priest.


Yeah, that's Sloatsburg; the two floors make it look impressive but some of the Northway stops (near Clifton Park, etc) are nicer.

The other one is just a random picture; don't even think it's NY but I wanted something to represent the squalor of Rt 17 (future I-86) at Roscoe. That makes the old Ohio rest areas from the 70s-80s look appealing.
 
2012-11-19 09:24:47 PM
img.photobucket.com 

Your welcome
 
2012-11-20 12:05:35 AM
FTFA: Supervisor Scott Wiener's proposal would make it illegal for a person over the age of 5 to "expose his or her genitals, perineum or anal region on any public street, sidewalk, street median, parklet or plaza" or while using public transit.

Oh... tell me taint so...
 
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