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(Toronto Star)   Planning a trip to Iceland? They might not want you   (thestar.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Iceland, lava rocks, hot dog stand, thermoelectric cooling, University of Iceland, Reykjavik  
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17967 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Nov 2012 at 8:28 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-18 08:40:19 PM  
7 votes:

thisiszombocom: are you sure the articles about iceland? looks like these girls went to japan


Ah, Buükkåkï Springs. Beautiful this time of year.
2012-11-18 08:34:38 PM  
7 votes:
are you sure the articles about iceland? looks like these girls went to japan

i.thestar.com
2012-11-18 08:40:54 PM  
4 votes:
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
2012-11-18 08:34:51 PM  
3 votes:
BUT WHERE WILL I GET MY ICE?!?!
2012-11-18 09:20:39 PM  
2 votes:
I'm sure once the "unwelcome" tourist money stops flowing the creditors who own Iceland's massive debt will accept payment in the only thing Iceland has left: Tears of regret.
2012-11-18 09:18:08 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-18 08:35:53 PM  
2 votes:
Saari said that the nation's solitary natural beauty had become too busy to truly enjoy, "because there are thousands of foreigners there, disturbing you in your own country."

/Alrighty then, we will just stop coming over and you can see your local economy take a nose dive into the dumpster due to nobody buying shiat. 'All the stores will close down, and you will be left on the beach, sucking dead cold carp because you have no money to buy food.


//it could happen.
2012-11-18 08:33:48 PM  
2 votes:
So I should just mail them a check and stay home, then.
2012-11-19 07:08:04 AM  
1 vote:
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i.thestar.com
2012-11-18 10:39:44 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Ekshun: 21 sentences, 18 paragraphs.


Uh-oh! Ten minutes to Judge Wapner.
2012-11-18 09:52:33 PM  
1 vote:

quansem: poe_zlaw: Its awesome how all other countries are allowed to say they dont want any foreigners there.. Except America. If you say it in America, you're a racist.

[www.ancestor.com image 300x384]

Would like a word..


I know right? Every Real American should know that the words inscribed on our Statue of Liberty(even though it was subbed out to France) was meant for white people only. We didn't discriminate at all, even took the poor and some of the sick if they weren't too bad off, but no that wasn't good enough. Everybody showed up to the party, when we had only invited negroes and had went and picked them up Then people unfairly label Real Americans Racists for saying we don't want anybody else from anywhere moving in. In fact we would like for a lot of people to leave, and some of them are white.

/One of my few attempts so don't be too hard on me.
2012-11-18 09:20:12 PM  
1 vote:
Along the main shopping artery, Laugavegur, vintage clothing stores and Icelandic hotdog stands are slowly giving ground to tourist shops peddling puffin dolls and lava rocks.

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2012-11-18 09:17:06 PM  
1 vote:

poe_zlaw: Its awesome how all other countries are allowed to say they dont want any foreigners there.. Except America. If you say it in America, you're a racist.


www.ancestor.com

Would like a word..
2012-11-18 09:14:37 PM  
1 vote:

jsteiner78: My mom's side of the family is 100% Icelandic heritage, making me 50% Icelandic. Tallest per capita nation in the world, highest literacy rate in the world, and an impressive list of world champion strong men for such a small country. The one thing I usually leave out when discussing my lineage is that all native Icelanders are related to each other.


They're all from West Virginia, too?
2012-11-18 09:13:42 PM  
1 vote:
Of course they don't. NOBODY wants me. 

nobody
2012-11-18 09:08:21 PM  
1 vote:
Its awesome how all other countries are allowed to say they dont want any foreigners there.. Except America. If you say it in America, you're a racist.
2012-11-18 08:58:48 PM  
1 vote:
My mom's side of the family is 100% Icelandic heritage, making me 50% Icelandic. Tallest per capita nation in the world, highest literacy rate in the world, and an impressive list of world champion strong men for such a small country. The one thing I usually leave out when discussing my lineage is that all native Icelanders are related to each other.
2012-11-18 08:41:49 PM  
1 vote:
Saari about that.
I love Icelanders, they are a nation of iconoclasts.
They recently changed their official religion from Lutheranism(practiced by most) to Norse Paganism, basically to stick it to the bible thumpers. At least according to our tour guide. Glad to know I was part of the problem.
They also told the Euro to take a leap.
2012-11-18 08:41:04 PM  
1 vote:
"I doubt we, the artists and musicians, are going to want to be in a place that destroyed all organic cultural value," said Pollock.

Well, guess what, sweetcheeks? That's what tourism does to a place. You can be wealthy and watch your culture gradually erode under the influence of tourism and mcdisneyism, or you can be poor and keep your culture intact. There is, unfortunately, no middle ground. At least, nobody's found a way to do it yet.
2012-11-18 08:40:34 PM  
1 vote:
Seriously Farkers?

They don't actually need us so...
2012-11-18 08:39:24 PM  
1 vote:
All I want from Iceland is:

www.alwaysontherun.net
2012-11-18 08:35:49 PM  
1 vote:
"Saari said that the nation's solitary natural beauty had become too busy to truly enjoy, "because there are thousands of foreigners there, disturbing you in your own country."

Join the club motherfarker
 
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