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(Daily Mail)   'Human Barbie' is a fake. You can tell by looking at the pixels (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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2012-11-18 10:40:37 PM
10 votes:
imgboot.com
2012-11-18 07:18:38 PM
7 votes:
She's got lifeless eyes. Blue eyes. Like a doll's eyes
2012-11-19 08:34:18 AM
6 votes:

Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 634x678]

[i6.photobucket.com image 520x470]


i.imgur.com
2012-11-18 10:39:57 PM
6 votes:
i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com
2012-11-18 09:59:23 PM
5 votes:

wildcardjack: Swing by the photo galleries at Real Doll sometime. Deep inside uncanny valley.


Balls deep
2012-11-18 09:58:06 PM
5 votes:
My real doll is prettier than her and doesn't complain her neck hurts
2012-11-18 09:48:44 PM
5 votes:
I met this Ukranian woman with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the bluest eyes... the Barbie's eyes. I spent eight years trying to pose her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized what was living behind that girl's eyes was purely and simply... collectible Mattel.
2012-11-18 07:54:13 PM
5 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: She's got lifeless eyes. Blue eyes. Like a doll's eyes


You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many barbies, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour.
2012-11-18 05:12:44 PM
3 votes:
'This girl is a FRAUD. She had been badly photoshopping her photos since the beginning of her time online,' writes one anonymous TheDirty comment. 'Her videos aren't photoshopped. Does she still look the same? There is a ton more of videos out there and as you can see from them, she looks nothing like she does when she photoshops her photos.'

www.planet-familyguy.com3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-18 10:48:28 PM
2 votes:

wildcardjack: Swing by the photo galleries at Real Doll sometime. Deep inside uncanny valley.


Not all that deep. Like 4.5 inches.
2012-11-18 10:33:12 PM
2 votes:
Whoa she has four eyebrows!
2012-11-18 10:21:36 PM
2 votes:
She useless outside the original packaging anyway...
2012-11-18 10:04:03 PM
2 votes:
www.maximumpc.com
2012-11-18 09:48:49 PM
2 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2012-11-19 12:49:28 PM
1 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2012-11-19 07:25:19 AM
1 votes:
For realism sake, did she have her nipples removed?

/nipples
2012-11-19 06:42:11 AM
1 votes:
Perfect girl for Kwame.
2012-11-19 12:50:41 AM
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: I'd still hit it.


I'd throw my shrimp in the Barbie.
2012-11-19 12:34:44 AM
1 votes:

xrayspx: Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.

Ever been to the Ukraine? From what I've read, Belarus, Romania and Ukraine have some of the highest rates of radiological pollution anywhere in the world, many kinds of freaks live there, of course one of them would have to be a crazy-sexualized plastic bobble head.

/What-the-nobyl?


You may want to try Gibsonton, Florida. It's the traditional retirement town for retired circus freaks. They're dying off now, but for awhile, it was a place they could spend their ends of days without being judged or stared at, and they really didn't like outsiders. I always did want to go, even if the former "Lobster Boy" and "Wolf-man" gave me dirty looks at the bar.
2012-11-19 12:03:23 AM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.


Ever been to the Ukraine? From what I've read, Belarus, Romania and Ukraine have some of the highest rates of radiological pollution anywhere in the world, many kinds of freaks live there, of course one of them would have to be a crazy-sexualized plastic bobble head.

/What-the-nobyl?
2012-11-18 11:55:37 PM
1 votes:

pinguwin: I guess you never did see John Merrick


How I wish that were true, but thanks to your picture, I'll now see him in my nightmares forever.
2012-11-18 11:53:41 PM
1 votes:
Although some of you might enjoy receiving a blowjob from her, how sure are you she isn't sucking your soul in the process?
2012-11-18 11:02:26 PM
1 votes:

anfrind: Kibbler: Ingredients:

Nutella
Self-rising flour

Wrong thread?


Isn't that how one raises head?
2012-11-18 11:01:03 PM
1 votes:

dopeydwarf: I met this Ukranian woman with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the bluest eyes... the Barbie's eyes. I spent eight years trying to pose her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized what was living behind that girl's eyes was purely and simply... collectible Mattel.


ferdyonfilms.com

sees-and agrees with-what you did there.
2012-11-18 10:57:52 PM
1 votes:
Do. NOT. Want.
2012-11-18 10:54:36 PM
1 votes:
I'd still hit it. Probably have nightmares after though.

/worth it?
2012-11-18 10:41:36 PM
1 votes:
Ingredients:

Nutella
Self-rising flour
2012-11-18 10:40:16 PM
1 votes:

Korzine: Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.

Does the Padaung stretching thin the neck? Even then it wouldn't be natural.


drieskewrites.files.wordpress.com

Well upholster my butt and call me a sofa. I forgot about those :P
2012-11-18 10:11:11 PM
1 votes:
I think she needs a dose of special20 to reckon her world view.
2012-11-18 10:07:34 PM
1 votes:
Man, I really really want that sick looking bed from one of the photos in the article. Where can I buy that?
2012-11-18 03:08:20 PM
1 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com

/oblig
 
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