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(Daily Mail)   'Human Barbie' is a fake. You can tell by looking at the pixels (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Followup, Barbie, photoshop, mail-order brides  
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2012-11-18 09:51:36 PM  
4 votes:
It's kinda creepy how some men might actually prefer that.
2012-11-18 09:55:25 PM  
3 votes:
Who cares? The truly disturbing part of all of this is the interest given to this person because of what appears to be a bit of a dysfunctional self-image.
2012-11-19 01:44:41 AM  
2 votes:
Those are some obnoxious colored contact lenses that chick is wearing. Meh. Creepy photo effect overall if not shooped.
2012-11-18 10:57:52 PM  
2 votes:
Do. NOT. Want.
2012-11-18 09:58:22 PM  
2 votes:

FormlessOne: Who cares? The truly disturbing part of all of this is the interest given to this person because of what appears to be a bit of a dysfunctional self-image.


A bit? Looks and sounds like full blown body dysmorphia.
2012-11-18 09:55:20 PM  
2 votes:
She would look 10 times better without the stupid eye makeup.
2012-11-18 09:48:49 PM  
2 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2012-11-19 06:42:11 AM  
1 vote:
Perfect girl for Kwame.
2012-11-19 06:29:00 AM  
1 vote:

Summoner101: It's kinda creepy how some men might actually prefer that.


You sound fat.
2012-11-19 01:21:32 AM  
1 vote:
She's probably found an easy way to make a few bucks off of this. More power to her if she can get idiots to shell out some cash. Every dude, and a few women, in here might say she looks creepy, but we'd all bang the sh*t out of her. We might not let her know our real names, or where we live, but for one night.........
2012-11-19 12:35:49 AM  
1 vote:
I Married "real life Barbie", not as good as you would think.
2012-11-19 12:03:23 AM  
1 vote:

Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.


Ever been to the Ukraine? From what I've read, Belarus, Romania and Ukraine have some of the highest rates of radiological pollution anywhere in the world, many kinds of freaks live there, of course one of them would have to be a crazy-sexualized plastic bobble head.

/What-the-nobyl?
2012-11-18 11:48:13 PM  
1 vote:

Kittypie070: I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.


upload.wikimedia.org

Actually, John Merrick had considerable difficulty supporting his head and when he lay down, his neck wasn't strong enough and he died of asphyxia. Now if you had said, "One single healthy human", that would have been different.

/though you did say "NEVER SEEN" and I guess you never did see John Merrick, so I guess it's a wash.
2012-11-18 10:48:48 PM  
1 vote:
I doubt she's any more photoshopped than most other models, which is par for the course these days. For her videos she doesn't seem to have the professional make up job so of course she looks a little less doll-like.

Also the thing about her neck not being thick enough to support her head is probably bull, unless the bones inside her neck are also unusually thin.
2012-11-18 10:48:28 PM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: Swing by the photo galleries at Real Doll sometime. Deep inside uncanny valley.


Not all that deep. Like 4.5 inches.
2012-11-18 10:41:36 PM  
1 vote:
Ingredients:

Nutella
Self-rising flour
2012-11-18 10:40:16 PM  
1 vote:

Korzine: Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.

Does the Padaung stretching thin the neck? Even then it wouldn't be natural.


drieskewrites.files.wordpress.com

Well upholster my butt and call me a sofa. I forgot about those :P
2012-11-18 10:32:20 PM  
1 vote:
This thread is now about Russian supermodels in a band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3la_0iMMaec
2012-11-18 10:25:36 PM  
1 vote:

Summoner101: It's kinda creepy how some men might actually prefer that.


She was kinda cute back in 2006. Now? Not so much.
2012-11-18 10:24:29 PM  
1 vote:
So wait... hold the presses... she's been outed by a commenter who thinks she's photoshopping!!!!

Wow, I never realized how authoritative the people who comment on articles and youtube videos really were!
2012-11-18 10:21:36 PM  
1 vote:
She useless outside the original packaging anyway...
2012-11-18 10:17:51 PM  
1 vote:
For those thinking that she went to an awful lot of trouble to look like a Barbie, remember that the likes of Hugh Hefner built publishing empires based upon creating a fantasy.

/retouching and manipulating photos got easier with Photoshop, it was hardly created by Photoshop
2012-11-18 10:13:30 PM  
1 vote:

Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.


Does the Padaung stretching thin the neck? Even then it wouldn't be natural.
2012-11-18 10:11:23 PM  
1 vote:
That's a relief. She's way hotter without all that barbie stuff on her face.

Still too crazy to fark, but eye candy is eye candy.
2012-11-18 10:04:36 PM  
1 vote:
What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.
2012-11-18 10:04:03 PM  
1 vote:
www.maximumpc.com
2012-11-18 09:56:31 PM  
1 vote:
Just ignore the biatch. All she wants is attention, so arguing one way or another over it just feeds into what she wants.
2012-11-18 09:52:34 PM  
1 vote:
Swing by the photo galleries at Real Doll sometime. Deep inside uncanny valley.
2012-11-18 09:48:44 PM  
1 vote:
I met this Ukranian woman with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the bluest eyes... the Barbie's eyes. I spent eight years trying to pose her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized what was living behind that girl's eyes was purely and simply... collectible Mattel.
2012-11-18 07:18:38 PM  
1 vote:
She's got lifeless eyes. Blue eyes. Like a doll's eyes
 
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