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(Daily Mail)   'Human Barbie' is a fake. You can tell by looking at the pixels (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 99
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2012-11-18 10:59:28 PM  

Kittypie070: Korzine: Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.

Does the Padaung stretching thin the neck? Even then it wouldn't be natural.

[drieskewrites.files.wordpress.com image 266x400]

Well upholster my butt and call me a sofa. I forgot about those :P



It doesn't actually stretch the neck, it pushes down the collarbone and shoulders.
 
2012-11-18 11:01:03 PM  

dopeydwarf: I met this Ukranian woman with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the bluest eyes... the Barbie's eyes. I spent eight years trying to pose her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized what was living behind that girl's eyes was purely and simply... collectible Mattel.


ferdyonfilms.com

sees-and agrees with-what you did there.
 
2012-11-18 11:02:26 PM  

anfrind: Kibbler: Ingredients:

Nutella
Self-rising flour

Wrong thread?


Isn't that how one raises head?
 
2012-11-18 11:03:35 PM  

PirateKing: It doesn't actually stretch the neck, it pushes down the collarbone and shoulders.


I'd like for you to meet the little woman.
 
2012-11-18 11:19:22 PM  
You realize, of course, that she has no actual sexual apparatus to speak of.
 
2012-11-18 11:20:44 PM  
Of course it's fake. Barbie's all American.
 
2012-11-18 11:28:50 PM  
I'd still fist it like an angry god...and then hit it...

/or something like that.
 
2012-11-18 11:36:57 PM  

Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.


She has a neck like model/actress Lily Cole who looks like some kind of doll herself.
 
2012-11-18 11:48:13 PM  

Kittypie070: I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.


upload.wikimedia.org

Actually, John Merrick had considerable difficulty supporting his head and when he lay down, his neck wasn't strong enough and he died of asphyxia. Now if you had said, "One single healthy human", that would have been different.

/though you did say "NEVER SEEN" and I guess you never did see John Merrick, so I guess it's a wash.
 
2012-11-18 11:53:41 PM  
Although some of you might enjoy receiving a blowjob from her, how sure are you she isn't sucking your soul in the process?
 
2012-11-18 11:55:37 PM  

pinguwin: I guess you never did see John Merrick


How I wish that were true, but thanks to your picture, I'll now see him in my nightmares forever.
 
2012-11-19 12:03:23 AM  

Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.


Ever been to the Ukraine? From what I've read, Belarus, Romania and Ukraine have some of the highest rates of radiological pollution anywhere in the world, many kinds of freaks live there, of course one of them would have to be a crazy-sexualized plastic bobble head.

/What-the-nobyl?
 
2012-11-19 12:34:44 AM  

xrayspx: Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.

Ever been to the Ukraine? From what I've read, Belarus, Romania and Ukraine have some of the highest rates of radiological pollution anywhere in the world, many kinds of freaks live there, of course one of them would have to be a crazy-sexualized plastic bobble head.

/What-the-nobyl?


You may want to try Gibsonton, Florida. It's the traditional retirement town for retired circus freaks. They're dying off now, but for awhile, it was a place they could spend their ends of days without being judged or stared at, and they really didn't like outsiders. I always did want to go, even if the former "Lobster Boy" and "Wolf-man" gave me dirty looks at the bar.
 
2012-11-19 12:35:49 AM  
I Married "real life Barbie", not as good as you would think.
 
2012-11-19 12:39:21 AM  
I'd still hit it.
 
2012-11-19 12:50:41 AM  

Ima4nic8or: I'd still hit it.


I'd throw my shrimp in the Barbie.
 
2012-11-19 12:51:36 AM  
www.gifsforum.com
 
2012-11-19 12:56:58 AM  

wildcardjack: Swing by the photo galleries at Real Doll sometime. Deep inside uncanny valley.


I do, but only for a couple of minutes then I lose interest suddenly.

What?

/Not really
//Maybe
 
2012-11-19 01:21:32 AM  
She's probably found an easy way to make a few bucks off of this. More power to her if she can get idiots to shell out some cash. Every dude, and a few women, in here might say she looks creepy, but we'd all bang the sh*t out of her. We might not let her know our real names, or where we live, but for one night.........
 
2012-11-19 01:44:41 AM  
Those are some obnoxious colored contact lenses that chick is wearing. Meh. Creepy photo effect overall if not shooped.
 
2012-11-19 01:45:45 AM  

pinguwin: Kittypie070: I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x367]

Actually, John Merrick had considerable difficulty supporting his head and when he lay down, his neck wasn't strong enough and he died of asphyxia. Now if you had said, "One single healthy human", that would have been different.

/though you did say "NEVER SEEN" and I guess you never did see John Merrick, so I guess it's a wash.


[angry kick]

Well pardon the unholy frak out of me for not being totally and exactly precise there, Sparky.
 
2012-11-19 01:47:23 AM  
Put her in a PS contest. We'll PS her a hamburger to eat.
 
2012-11-19 01:47:34 AM  
I think I need to get my /sarc meter recalibrated :(
 
2012-11-19 01:50:49 AM  
[offers apologetic purr to pinguwin]
 
2012-11-19 02:21:12 AM  
yeah, i'd fark her

not at my place though - don't want her near my cats
 
2012-11-19 02:44:17 AM  

LesserEvil: So wait... hold the presses... she's been outed by a commenter who thinks she's photoshopping!!!!

Wow, I never realized how authoritative the people who comment on articles and youtube videos really were!


i3.kym-cdn.com
What a Youtube commenter might look like.
 
2012-11-19 03:10:49 AM  

KrispyKritter: this broad, kardashians, snookie, sarah palin, octomom - the list of who cares freaks goes on and on


Something about reading those names in succession made me puke.
 
2012-11-19 03:52:50 AM  
Creepy dead eyes... Can't unsee!
 
2012-11-19 04:39:59 AM  

KrispyKritter: this broad, kardashians, snookie, sarah palin, octomom - the list of who cares freaks goes on and on


Like he said. Who the fu#k cares?
 
2012-11-19 05:50:04 AM  

LazerFish: She would look 10 times better without the stupid eye makeup.


i.imgur.com

Yeah, she looks farking hot when she just wears normal makeup. But then again, she'd just blend in with all the other farking hot Ukrainian girls.
 
2012-11-19 06:29:00 AM  

Summoner101: It's kinda creepy how some men might actually prefer that.


You sound fat.
 
2012-11-19 06:42:11 AM  
Perfect girl for Kwame.
 
2012-11-19 07:11:46 AM  

Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.


And if you haven't seen it, surely it can't be true.
 
2012-11-19 07:14:59 AM  

spawn73: LazerFish: She would look 10 times better without the stupid eye makeup.

[i.imgur.com image 756x735]

Yeah, she looks farking hot when she just wears normal makeup. But then again, she'd just blend in with all the other farking hot Ukrainian girls.


then she turns 30 and she'll strap on the babushka to match her old woman wrinkles.
 
2012-11-19 07:23:47 AM  
Must be the Ukrainian genes that women go from a b cup to an e cup with out plastic surgery in 6 years but gain no where else oh the lucky ones . Guess the metallic blue eyes are an indicator she an Allen .
 
2012-11-19 07:24:36 AM  

pinguwin: Kittypie070: I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x367]

Actually, John Merrick had considerable difficulty supporting his head and when he lay down, his neck wasn't strong enough and he died of asphyxia. Now if you had said, "One single healthy human", that would have been different.

/though you did say "NEVER SEEN" and I guess you never did see John Merrick, so I guess it's a wash.


SO glad you cleared that up for us all, CAPTAIN PEDANTIC. You must be so much fun at parties.
 
2012-11-19 07:25:19 AM  
For realism sake, did she have her nipples removed?

/nipples
 
2012-11-19 08:34:18 AM  

Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 634x678]

[i6.photobucket.com image 520x470]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-19 08:52:00 AM  
I think she's a performance artist -- the results of the makeup and vacant-eye stare in her poses really do make her look like a doll. Really pretty cool.
 
2012-11-19 08:56:47 AM  

dr.zaeus: Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 634x678]

[i6.photobucket.com image 520x470]

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]


Goodness sakes, that is really creepy! Good job on the background faces!
 
2012-11-19 09:13:59 AM  
Sort of....want. I must be losing it.
 
2012-11-19 10:13:49 AM  
Not sure what the issue is here. Either way it's not to be imitated.

*shrug*

Daily Fail.
 
2012-11-19 10:41:59 AM  

factoryconnection: dr.zaeus: Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 634x678]

[i6.photobucket.com image 520x470]

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Goodness sakes, that is really creepy! Good job on the background faces!


I wish I could take credit for that one, but alas I got me no PhotoShop skillz.
 
2012-11-19 10:42:54 AM  

Gramma: Perfect girl for Kwame.


Can't believe it took that long for someone to comment this. Also thanks, came for the Kwame comments.
 
2012-11-19 12:48:06 PM  

dr.zaeus: Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 634x678]

[i6.photobucket.com image 520x470]

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]


that is so unbelievably creepy to me....
 
2012-11-19 12:49:28 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-19 12:52:50 PM  
it takes more power to hold your head at an angle than straight up so.....BS
 
2012-11-19 04:46:40 PM  
Look at her sitting on the bed while make-up is applied...she's gynormous!!!
 
2012-11-19 08:54:52 PM  
I don't think it's photoshop as much as makeup skills. She does have an unusual face and body type that combined with the anime contacts and make up (and most likely a wig) give that overall doll effect. But I don't see something so unreal that more than a bit of re-touching is necessary.
 
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