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(Daily Mail)   'Human Barbie' is a fake. You can tell by looking at the pixels (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 99
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2012-11-18 03:08:20 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com

/oblig
 
2012-11-18 05:12:44 PM
'This girl is a FRAUD. She had been badly photoshopping her photos since the beginning of her time online,' writes one anonymous TheDirty comment. 'Her videos aren't photoshopped. Does she still look the same? There is a ton more of videos out there and as you can see from them, she looks nothing like she does when she photoshops her photos.'

www.planet-familyguy.com3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-18 07:18:38 PM
She's got lifeless eyes. Blue eyes. Like a doll's eyes
 
2012-11-18 07:54:13 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: She's got lifeless eyes. Blue eyes. Like a doll's eyes


You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many barbies, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour.
 
2012-11-18 09:19:10 PM
No no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-11-18 09:48:44 PM
I met this Ukranian woman with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the bluest eyes... the Barbie's eyes. I spent eight years trying to pose her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized what was living behind that girl's eyes was purely and simply... collectible Mattel.
 
2012-11-18 09:48:49 PM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-18 09:51:36 PM
It's kinda creepy how some men might actually prefer that.
 
2012-11-18 09:52:34 PM
Swing by the photo galleries at Real Doll sometime. Deep inside uncanny valley.
 
2012-11-18 09:54:24 PM
this broad, kardashians, snookie, sarah palin, octomom - the list of who cares freaks goes on and on
 
2012-11-18 09:54:30 PM
She had to have some floating ribs removed for that effect.
 
2012-11-18 09:55:20 PM
She would look 10 times better without the stupid eye makeup.
 
2012-11-18 09:55:25 PM
Who cares? The truly disturbing part of all of this is the interest given to this person because of what appears to be a bit of a dysfunctional self-image.
 
2012-11-18 09:56:31 PM
Just ignore the biatch. All she wants is attention, so arguing one way or another over it just feeds into what she wants.
 
2012-11-18 09:58:06 PM
My real doll is prettier than her and doesn't complain her neck hurts
 
2012-11-18 09:58:22 PM

FormlessOne: Who cares? The truly disturbing part of all of this is the interest given to this person because of what appears to be a bit of a dysfunctional self-image.


A bit? Looks and sounds like full blown body dysmorphia.
 
2012-11-18 09:58:34 PM
Well Photoshop me shocked.
 
2012-11-18 09:59:23 PM

wildcardjack: Swing by the photo galleries at Real Doll sometime. Deep inside uncanny valley.


Balls deep
 
2012-11-18 10:02:53 PM
This is my shocked face... :|
 
2012-11-18 10:04:03 PM
www.maximumpc.com
 
2012-11-18 10:04:36 PM
What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.
 
2012-11-18 10:04:50 PM

fjnorton: My real doll is prettier than her and doesn't complain her neck hurts


That was highly amusing, her explaining how her neck hurts because her head is too big.
 
2012-11-18 10:07:34 PM
Man, I really really want that sick looking bed from one of the photos in the article. Where can I buy that?
 
2012-11-18 10:11:11 PM
I think she needs a dose of special20 to reckon her world view.
 
2012-11-18 10:11:23 PM
That's a relief. She's way hotter without all that barbie stuff on her face.

Still too crazy to fark, but eye candy is eye candy.
 
2012-11-18 10:13:30 PM

Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.


Does the Padaung stretching thin the neck? Even then it wouldn't be natural.
 
2012-11-18 10:17:51 PM
For those thinking that she went to an awful lot of trouble to look like a Barbie, remember that the likes of Hugh Hefner built publishing empires based upon creating a fantasy.

/retouching and manipulating photos got easier with Photoshop, it was hardly created by Photoshop
 
2012-11-18 10:20:40 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-18 10:21:36 PM
She useless outside the original packaging anyway...
 
2012-11-18 10:23:34 PM
I like to fap to dolls.
 
2012-11-18 10:24:29 PM
So wait... hold the presses... she's been outed by a commenter who thinks she's photoshopping!!!!

Wow, I never realized how authoritative the people who comment on articles and youtube videos really were!
 
2012-11-18 10:25:36 PM

Summoner101: It's kinda creepy how some men might actually prefer that.


She was kinda cute back in 2006. Now? Not so much.
 
2012-11-18 10:27:17 PM
Just as I thought... As for me, I would rather see a real Barbie cosplayer sexy naked. Opp, opp, opp, opp! Who let the dogs out?!
 
2012-11-18 10:29:26 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: She useless outside the original packaging anyway...


I like the (un)intentional jiveness to your post.

/biatchES always useless?
//Yep. 'Cept for dat.
 
2012-11-18 10:32:20 PM
This thread is now about Russian supermodels in a band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3la_0iMMaec
 
2012-11-18 10:33:12 PM
Whoa she has four eyebrows!
 
2012-11-18 10:34:28 PM
She's cute... but it's the crazy crazy that makes her hot!!!
 
2012-11-18 10:39:57 PM
i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-18 10:40:16 PM

Korzine: Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.

Does the Padaung stretching thin the neck? Even then it wouldn't be natural.


drieskewrites.files.wordpress.com

Well upholster my butt and call me a sofa. I forgot about those :P
 
2012-11-18 10:40:37 PM
imgboot.com
 
2012-11-18 10:41:31 PM
So fake girl is fake? I fail to see the logic here.
 
2012-11-18 10:41:36 PM
Ingredients:

Nutella
Self-rising flour
 
2012-11-18 10:46:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-18 10:48:28 PM

wildcardjack: Swing by the photo galleries at Real Doll sometime. Deep inside uncanny valley.


Not all that deep. Like 4.5 inches.
 
2012-11-18 10:48:35 PM
I WANT TO BELIEVE
 
2012-11-18 10:48:48 PM
I doubt she's any more photoshopped than most other models, which is par for the course these days. For her videos she doesn't seem to have the professional make up job so of course she looks a little less doll-like.

Also the thing about her neck not being thick enough to support her head is probably bull, unless the bones inside her neck are also unusually thin.
 
2012-11-18 10:54:36 PM
I'd still hit it. Probably have nightmares after though.

/worth it?
 
2012-11-18 10:55:24 PM

Kibbler: Ingredients:

Nutella
Self-rising flour


Wrong thread?
 
2012-11-18 10:57:28 PM
Fooled me. The pictures looked so natural. I would never have guessed.

Thank goodness for the brave Internet warrior who outed this fakery.

I'm outraged at being lied to. If I can't trust the links on fark, what can I trust?

About what else have I been misled? What if Twighlight is a masterpiece and someone knows what a Justin Beiber is?

In what can I trust?
 
2012-11-18 10:57:52 PM
Do. NOT. Want.
 
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