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(Metro)   Ever have to take a polar bear to the dentist? Didn't think so, anyway Arktos can smile again after his trip   ( divider line
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2012-11-18 04:04:55 PM  
I think laughing gas at the dentist turned me on to harder drugs in the early 70s.

/never touched it since
2012-11-18 04:56:19 PM  
No but I once had to give a wolverine a pelvic exam.

/Why, yes! They DO call me stumpy!
2012-11-18 04:58:45 PM  
"Arktos"? A bear named Bear?

2012-11-18 04:59:17 PM  
My last root canal and capping wiped out my entire annual dental care allotment and required a few hundred more out-of-pocket. I don't suppose the polar bear was billed or even has a clue what happened.
2012-11-18 04:59:36 PM  
When he wakes up, he will be delighted to learn he has suddenly acquired the ability to put the star on the top of the Christmas tree.
2012-11-18 05:05:02 PM  
Fortunately, igloos are pretty easy on the incisors.
2012-11-18 05:05:32 PM

"No, but a polar bear *did* fall on me..."
2012-11-18 05:15:18 PM  

Shmopee: "Arktos"? A bear named Bear?


Sees nothing wrong with such naming conventions.
2012-11-18 05:27:52 PM  
Several hours later.....
2012-11-18 05:37:07 PM  

Raging Thespian: Shmopee: "Arktos"? A bear named Bear?


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Sees nothing wrong with such naming conventions.

2012-11-18 05:40:56 PM  
I was consigned to the hell of holding my cat's paws in a pan of peroxide twice a day for two weeks after he had a run in with some broken glass. I wound up wetter than him, but I did manage to get his paws all healed up again.

/he won't even set foot in the bathroom anymore. It is the House of Fizzy Misery, and he will NEVER FORGET!
2012-11-18 08:16:36 PM  
The rotten tooth won't kill the bear, but wait until they send him the bill.
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2012-11-18 10:37:10 PM  
Was the lead dentist named Hermie?
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