Coco LaFemme: Wearing nail polish doesn't make you gay. You have to be sexually attracted to men for that to happen, and I don't think some nail polish will cause you to suddenly look at a guy's butt and think, "I need to snap my dick off in that."
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: One of these days we'll stop caring about how other people are living their lives.
whatshisname: Oh, come on. You can look like this guy and be surrounded by bimbos[www.alphanail.com image 321x284]
encyclopediaplushuman: Wears Nail PolishI'm A Guy/currently glitter-blue/no, i'm not gay
EvilEgg: "EfficiencyNo self respecting man should ever have to buy cotton balls. Our acetone free wipes preserve the strengthening power of Alpha Nail, and come in a durable, easy to transport plastic round. 15 wipes per round."Four bucks for 15 pad of nail polish remover. That's what offends me. I'll take 200 cotton balls and half a liter of acetone for $5.00 instead
andrewagill: Diet changes cured that nail issue, though.
dorkymidgetqueen: I much prefer Manglaze. Alpha Nail is... uh how do I put this... douchey in their vibe. They take 'emselves WAY too seriously, and it's hilarous.http://www.manglaze.com
NetOwl: I don't get how dressing to make yourself appealing to women makes you gay, but I don't understand the macho posturing culture at all. (Okay, I actually do understand what the point is supposed to be, and I've observed enough of this kind of behavior to have a good idea of where these guys's insecurities lie, but it's still stupid.)
probesport: This is as manly as manly gets[s16.postimage.org image 492x356]
swingerofbirches: It starts at birth with blue and pink baby rooms and clothes. Then boy dolls and girl dolls. Then lunch boxes with cars and some with princesses.I can get all of that kind of.But why do we have skincare for men and women, shampoos for men and women, razors for men and women, and now different nail polish for men? I've heard of men who won't use a skincare product if it doesn't specifically say it's for a man on it.Virginia Slims even capitalized on the women's movement with "You've come a long way, baby."Men end up paying a fortune for specialized skincare and now makeup and nail polish. It's all the same stuff.I don't really find it interesting or scandalizing at all that men wear make-up or nail polish. You see it in rock and roll all the time. It's the making-it-OK marketing that is so fascinating to me.
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