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(Palm Beach Post)   Allen West loses race when the recount he demanded isn't completed in time, state uses prior week's results   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 40
    More: Florida, Allen West, Treasure Coast, write-in vote, secretary of states, St. Lucie County, Palm Beach County, Florida law  
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2012-11-18 05:33:28 PM  
6 votes:
Poor Allen West. The wait must be torture.
2012-11-18 05:06:02 PM  
4 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: WTF is up with Florida? Do the rest of us have to go down there and teach you mofos how to goddamn COUNT?


Do you understand how many people have to take their shoes off to count up to 300,000!?
2012-11-18 06:05:35 PM  
3 votes:

Arkanaut: simplicimus: Obviously, Florida need additional abacuses.

Abacuses? Those are killing American jobs. We just need enough hard-working, red-blooded Americans with 10 fingers and 10 toes, and we'll get those votes counted one way or another.


10 fingers and toes? we aint trustin' no stinkin libruls !
2012-11-18 05:02:27 PM  
3 votes:

fortheloveof: fortheloveof: The problem is they have Count Count counting for then qand that takes a while what with all the laughing involved.

...for them and that...

Darn phone


Is your Phonebongo phone already farting? Tell him to go back in time and get you a new one.
2012-11-18 12:45:04 PM  
3 votes:
WTF is up with Florida? Do the rest of us have to go down there and teach you mofos how to goddamn COUNT?
2012-11-18 12:41:26 PM  
3 votes:
Obviously, Florida need additional abacuses.
2012-11-18 06:34:39 PM  
2 votes:

MooseUpNorth: I don't like this. There should never be a time limit on an official recount. Elections are too important to do anything but account for every goddamn ballot. Anything less is undemocratic.


That's what I said. In 2000.
2012-11-18 05:44:52 PM  
2 votes:
i18.photobucket.com 

You got it, sucker.
2012-11-18 05:29:31 PM  
2 votes:

coeyagi: I would love to see a Tim Burton mega-size Cornel West model (a la like something out of Peewee's Big Adventure) devour Allen West. 

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i1212.photobucket.com
For no reason, here's me with Cornel West.
2012-11-18 04:46:55 PM  
2 votes:

GAT_00: The amount of butthurt in this guy is almost impressive.


Giant asses have s greater capacity for butthurt.
2012-11-19 12:58:42 AM  
1 votes:

jjorsett: I look forward to the Florida Supreme Court chiding election officials for "hypertechnical reliance upon statutory provisions" in following dates prescribed by law, just as they did in the Bush recounts.


I did not know that "chiding" was a formal power of the courts.

Say - you're not just talking shiat again, are you?
2012-11-18 11:57:45 PM  
1 votes:

Boxcutta: rynthetyn: simplicimus: Boxcutta: What the lame stream media won't tell you is that the Florida Division of Elections was being intimidated by New Black Panthers.

I thought the Florida Panthers were extinct.

Gary Bettman killed them.

Welcome to Obama's America.


But I thought 0bama was totally in favor of unions destroying good companies, shouldn't he have forced the owners into a deal by now?
2012-11-18 11:15:05 PM  
1 votes:

Boxcutta: What the lame stream media won't tell you is that the Florida Division of Elections was being intimidated by New Black Panthers.


I thought the Florida Panthers were extinct.
2012-11-18 10:04:39 PM  
1 votes:

RexTalionis: For no reason, here's me with Cornel West.


How do we know he's a Cornel? He's not in uniform.
2012-11-18 09:48:35 PM  
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: WTF is up with Florida? Do the rest of us have to go down there and teach you mofos how to goddamn COUNT?


They can count.

transitionculture.org
2012-11-18 09:32:19 PM  
1 votes:

p the boiler: Maybe if they invested more in education in Florida they would be able to count in situations such as these.


Florida should gerrymander their congressional districts so that none of them have more than eleven voters. That way, even Republicans could count them, if they took their pants off.
2012-11-18 08:42:36 PM  
1 votes:

MooseUpNorth: I don't like this. There should never be a time limit on an official recount. Elections are too important to do anything but account for every goddamn ballot. Anything less is undemocratic.


See 'Franken, Al'
2012-11-18 08:39:17 PM  
1 votes:

RexTalionis: For no reason, here's me with Cornel West.


Hey, you look just like the drawring in yer profile.
2012-11-18 08:25:23 PM  
1 votes:
It's established precedent in Florida that after a week, votes don't count.

Old news
2012-11-18 08:18:06 PM  
1 votes:
Fooled you Westy. That was a mock recount.
2012-11-18 07:28:23 PM  
1 votes:

jake_lex: DubyaHater: One more dirty TeaBagger getting the axe. Sounds great to me. Enjoy the circle jerk at Fox News Mr. West.

He's too crazy for them. If they fired Glenn Beck for going too far with the conspiracy derp, this moron isn't getting within 100 miles of Fox News' studios.


Correspondent. Bank it. Done.
2012-11-18 06:59:31 PM  
1 votes:

Nem Wan: So, you can't have a recount if it takes too long. Might as well flip a coin instead of having an election.


If we're changing how Florida law handles a statistical dead heat election, I want it to use Thunderdome.

This gem from St Lucie County Elections Supervisor website:


note* - turnout percentages will show over 100% due to a two page ballot. the tabulation system (GEMS) provides voter turnout as equal to the total cards cast in the election divided by the number of registered voters. also note that some voters chose not to return by mail the second card containing the amendments.\


But, no, returns of over 100% must mean fraud!
2012-11-18 06:58:51 PM  
1 votes:

realmolo: jso2897: MooseUpNorth: I don't like this. There should never be a time limit on an official recount. Elections are too important to do anything but account for every goddamn ballot. Anything less is undemocratic.

That's what I said. In 2000.

The problem with that is, you'd have the loser ENDLESSLY claiming there were more votes that hadn't been counted yet. How would you know when to stop? Would you keep the election undecided until EVERY registered voter had been accounted for? How would you do that? Have another vote, and require every registered voter to show up?

It's just not practical.


Norm Coleman tried his hardest.
2012-11-18 06:18:34 PM  
1 votes:

PlasticMoby: Poor Allen West. The wait must be torture.


Like having a gun fired next to your head.
2012-11-18 06:15:54 PM  
1 votes:
One more dirty TeaBagger getting the axe. Sounds great to me. Enjoy the circle jerk at Fox News Mr. West.
2012-11-18 06:04:58 PM  
1 votes:
Get back here! Turn those machines back on! Keep counting until I win!
2012-11-18 05:45:29 PM  
1 votes:
Good Bye Allen We ( Sorry, I ran out of Lite Bright pieces)
2012-11-18 05:17:00 PM  
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: WTF is up with Florida? Do the rest of us have to go down there and teach you mofos how to goddamn COUNT?


thumbs.dreamstime.com

There aint enuff THIS.jpgs inside the entire intratubez to THIS THIS enuff.

FFS, Florida, figure it out.

/It aint rocket surgery.
//Or brain science for that matter.
///Quote is embiggened and emboldened fer emphasis.
2012-11-18 05:11:08 PM  
1 votes:
You had me at "Allen West Loses...", Subby, but the rest was good too.
2012-11-18 05:11:08 PM  
1 votes:
Looks like West and Tebow have something in common; losing.
2012-11-18 05:10:25 PM  
1 votes:
It's funny to see the righties complain about Florida's uncertain elections when the conservatives have been in total control in Florida for quite some time. They sure didn't mind Florida's uncertain elections when they were winning.
2012-11-18 05:02:50 PM  
1 votes:
Fox News, et al all over it

old.bfi.org.uk
2012-11-18 04:55:45 PM  
1 votes:

RexTalionis: Edson, however, said other problems arose this morning, when the recount resumed at 8 a.m. The recount showed 900 voters cast ballots in precinct 93, where there are 7 registered voters, Edson said.

You know, I wonder if that's related from the voter roll purges the Republican governor Rick Scott instituted, which means that those people had to cast provisional ballots.


That would be amusingly poetic justice. Anyway, the supremes ruled on this back in 2000 - when it's over, it's over.
It would be hilarious if West managed to get the issue in front of them again. Watching Scalia trying to find a way to flip-flop on his own ruling would be delicious.
2012-11-18 04:53:38 PM  
1 votes:
I would love to see a Tim Burton mega-size Cornel West model (a la like something out of Peewee's Big Adventure) devour Allen West. 

greycoast.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-18 04:50:37 PM  
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: OK, West, you farkstick -- what kind of "emergency" are you basing this argument on? You gonna go with the "all Democrats are commies" line again, and see if the red-baiting approach works? Maybe you could go fire a gun next to the Supervisor of Elections' head, and claim that her hearing loss constitutes an emergency.


I waited 10 minutes for a sub at Publix.

This injustice shall not stand!
2012-11-18 04:48:22 PM  
1 votes:
He's already picking out decor for his office at Fox.

Flags, lots and lots of flags.
2012-11-18 02:55:39 PM  
1 votes:
sore loserman
2012-11-18 01:52:11 PM  
1 votes:
2012-11-18 01:37:05 PM  
1 votes:
Now Republicans will claim that Murphy demanded recount after recount after recount until he finally won. This will happen, I guarantee it.
2012-11-18 12:32:55 PM  
1 votes:
This guy is a crazy loser, but I'd love to be one of his lawyers. They must be dragging down some big bucks for basically doing nothing.
 
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