GAT_00: The amount of butthurt in this guy is almost impressive.
dahmers love zombie: OK, West, you farkstick -- what kind of "emergency" are you basing this argument on? You gonna go with the "all Democrats are commies" line again, and see if the red-baiting approach works? Maybe you could go fire a gun next to the Supervisor of Elections' head, and claim that her hearing loss constitutes an emergency.
RexTalionis: Edson, however, said other problems arose this morning, when the recount resumed at 8 a.m. The recount showed 900 voters cast ballots in precinct 93, where there are 7 registered voters, Edson said.You know, I wonder if that's related from the voter roll purges the Republican governor Rick Scott instituted, which means that those people had to cast provisional ballots.
Wyalt Derp: As much as I want West to lose, I want him to lose legitimately, so I do want the count done properly. But if he does demand a recount and still loses, maybe he should have to pay for it.
fortheloveof: The problem is they have Count Count counting for then qand that takes a while what with all the laughing involved.
fortheloveof: fortheloveof: The problem is they have Count Count counting for then qand that takes a while what with all the laughing involved....for them and that...Darn phone
Benevolent Misanthrope: WTF is up with Florida? Do the rest of us have to go down there and teach you mofos how to goddamn COUNT?
Byno: fortheloveof: fortheloveof: The problem is they have Count Count counting for then qand that takes a while what with all the laughing involved....for them and that...Darn phoneIs your Phonebongo phone already farting? Tell him to go back in time and get you a new one.
coeyagi: I would love to see a Tim Burton mega-size Cornel West model (a la like something out of Peewee's Big Adventure) devour Allen West. [greycoast.files.wordpress.com image 402x402]
MisterRonbo: Some of you farkwits seem to think that West being a ginormous douchebag is somehow relevant. It isn't.A change in the count of eight hundredths of one percent would trigger a complete recount.FTA: Last Sunday, the canvassing board agree to recount ballots cast the last three days of early voting after election officials revealed that machines had been unable to read some of the electronic memory cartridges. West's attorneys then sought a recount of all early ballots after the elections office conceded to double-counting some ballots and ignoring others on election night.So you would at least want those three days worth of early voting ballots recounted. But:FTA: Others commented to elections officials, blaming them for ending the recount last night at 10 p.m. because the security system would be triggered if the counting continued.Seriously? You couldn't find someone who could reset the security system? Or just call the police department and tell them to ignore the alarm?We didn't count some ballots, and double-counted some ballots. And then we stalled until three days before the deadline, and then we, uh, couldn't find the alarm code and so we couldn't stay late and finish.Yeah, that sounds totally legit. Plus West is a douche, so that makes it double legit.Really, Farkers? Really?
simplicimus: Obviously, Florida need additional abacuses.
RexTalionis: coeyagi: I would love to see a Tim Burton mega-size Cornel West model (a la like something out of Peewee's Big Adventure) devour Allen West. [greycoast.files.wordpress.com image 402x402][i1212.photobucket.com image 800x600]For no reason, here's me with Cornel West.
Arkanaut: simplicimus: Obviously, Florida need additional abacuses.Abacuses? Those are killing American jobs. We just need enough hard-working, red-blooded Americans with 10 fingers and 10 toes, and we'll get those votes counted one way or another.
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