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(Chron)   Goodfellows toy drive begins. I do a lotta favors for you, don't I? Who the fark cares? I'll deliver the farkin' toys. I don't give a fark. What is it, the first toy I delivered? Where are the toys? Now go get your toybox   ( divider line
    More: Misc, Gloria Balerio, Meals on Wheels, North Side, Houston Chronicle, toy drives, extended family, toys  
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2012-11-18 05:29:04 PM  
4 votes:
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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Power Ranger.

2012-11-18 07:29:45 PM  
3 votes:
Jimmy Conway: [after Spider tells Tommy that "Stretch Armstrong sucks"] I can't believe what I just hear.
[he throws a Wii controller on the table]
Jimmy Conway: Here, Spider, this is for you. I got respect for this kid. He's got alot of farking balls. Good for you, don't take no shiat of nobody. He shoots him in the foot he tells him Stretch Armstrong sucks.
[to Tommy, joking]
Jimmy Conway: Tommy, you gonna let him get away with that? You gonna let this farking punk get away with that? What's the matter? What's the world coming to?
[Tommy pulls out a lawn dart and impales Spider through the chest]
Jimmy Conway: [Tommy has lawn-darted Spider] I'm farking kidding with you; you farking shoot the guy?
Henry Hill: He's dead.
Tommy DeVito: I'm farking great at lawn darts, what do you want from me? I'm a good shot.
Anthony Stabile: How could you miss at this distance?
2012-11-18 05:49:57 PM  
3 votes:
He asked me to pick up some toys. He'd never asked to get toys before, I knew right then I was going to be jack-in-the-boxed
2012-11-18 07:35:50 PM  
2 votes:
I knew that my Pittsburgh guys always wanted Super Soakers, and since I was going to see them later in the day to pick up a delivery, I knew I'd get my money back.
2012-11-18 06:02:06 PM  
2 votes:
We'd give away a $50 case of Play-Doh for $0. It didn't matter, it was all non-profit.
2012-11-18 06:00:39 PM  
2 votes:
I'm gonna get some more toys,some more toys.
2012-11-18 05:53:50 PM  
2 votes:
Why is there a Helicopter over this thread ?
2012-11-18 05:53:06 PM  
2 votes:
Don't buy toys that come apart at the wrong time.


And remember: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots are tested against hurricane winds!
2012-11-18 03:22:59 PM  
2 votes:
Funny How? Here's a clown.
2012-11-18 07:43:30 PM  
1 vote:
I been workin' nights, and tonight we took a ride out in the country and we hit one of them reindeers... that's where all of that blood came from.
2012-11-18 06:53:50 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-18 06:39:05 PM  
1 vote:
Listen, I aint gonna get f*cked like Gribbs, understand. Gribbs is 7 years old and the f*ckin' guy's gonna die in prison, I don't need that. So I'm warning everybody, EVERYBODY. It could be my son, it could be anybody. Gribbs got 90 years just for saying hello to some f*ck who was sneaking behind his back selling junk toys, I don't need that, aint gonna happen to me, you understand.
2012-11-18 06:21:00 PM  
1 vote:
And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what'd he do? He made 'em cookies.
2012-11-18 05:51:02 PM  
1 vote:
Suppose your family don't like toys, suppose they like cigarettes.
2012-11-18 05:50:51 PM  
1 vote:
Heart and lungs Elmo?
2012-11-18 05:50:14 PM  
1 vote:
One night, Megatron sent us champagne. There was nothing like it. I didn't think there was anything strange in any of this. You know, a twenty-one-year-old kid with such connections.
2012-11-18 05:49:24 PM  
1 vote:
Now go get your toybox

Mother farker!
2012-11-18 05:48:14 PM  
1 vote:
It's almost time to hit up Walmart to buy toy drive toys.

It's easiest at Walmart, cause you can ask the employees what their 19 kids want this year.
2012-11-18 05:47:39 PM  
1 vote:
Business bad? Fark you, gift me. Oh, you had a fire? Fark you, gift me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fark you, gift me.
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