SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW
tonguedepressor: SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFWNice Soft Furry Wabbits?[i.ebayimg.com image 298x300]
SnyderCat: tonguedepressor: SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFWNice Soft Furry Wabbits?[i.ebayimg.com image 298x300]Ask Drew.
carrion_luggage: Jimmy Conway: [after Spider tells Tommy that "Stretch Armstrong sucks"] I can't believe what I just hear.[he throws a Wii controller on the table]Jimmy Conway: Here, Spider, this is for you. I got respect for this kid. He's got alot of farking balls. Good for you, don't take no shiat of nobody. He shoots him in the foot he tells him Stretch Armstrong sucks.[to Tommy, joking]Jimmy Conway: Tommy, you gonna let him get away with that? You gonna let this farking punk get away with that? What's the matter? What's the world coming to?[Tommy pulls out a lawn dart and impales Spider through the chest]Jimmy Conway: [Tommy has lawn-darted Spider] I'm farking kidding with you; you farking shoot the guy?Henry Hill: He's dead.Tommy DeVito: I'm farking great at lawn darts, what do you want from me? I'm a good shot.Anthony Stabile: How could you miss at this distance?
Scorpinock: I been workin' nights, and tonight we took a ride out in the country and we hit one of them reindeers... that's where all of that blood came from.
tonguedepressor: SnyderCat: tonguedepressor: SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFWNice Soft Furry Wabbits?[i.ebayimg.com image 298x300]Ask Drew.Drew knows about your Soft Furry?
jake_lex: I knew that my Pittsburgh guys always wanted Super Soakers, and since I was going to see them later in the day to pick up a delivery, I knew I'd get my money back.
simplicimus: SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFWBetter than what I got last Christmas. A shovel and a bag of lime? What am I supposed to do with this?
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