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(Chron)   Goodfellows toy drive begins. I do a lotta favors for you, don't I? Who the fark cares? I'll deliver the farkin' toys. I don't give a fark. What is it, the first toy I delivered? Where are the toys? Now go get your toybox   (chron.com) divider line 35
    More: Misc, Gloria Balerio, Meals on Wheels, North Side, Houston Chronicle, toy drives, extended family, toys  
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2012-11-18 03:22:59 PM  
Funny How? Here's a clown.
 
2012-11-18 05:29:04 PM  
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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Power Ranger.

♫ I KNOW I'D GO FROM RAAAAAAAAAGS TO RICHES... ♫
 
2012-11-18 05:47:39 PM  
Business bad? Fark you, gift me. Oh, you had a fire? Fark you, gift me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fark you, gift me.
 
2012-11-18 05:48:14 PM  
It's almost time to hit up Walmart to buy toy drive toys.

It's easiest at Walmart, cause you can ask the employees what their 19 kids want this year.
 
2012-11-18 05:49:24 PM  
Now go get your toybox

Mother farker!
 
2012-11-18 05:49:57 PM  
He asked me to pick up some toys. He'd never asked to get toys before, I knew right then I was going to be jack-in-the-boxed
 
2012-11-18 05:50:14 PM  
One night, Megatron sent us champagne. There was nothing like it. I didn't think there was anything strange in any of this. You know, a twenty-one-year-old kid with such connections.
 
2012-11-18 05:50:51 PM  
Heart and lungs Elmo?
 
2012-11-18 05:51:02 PM  
Suppose your family don't like toys, suppose they like cigarettes.
 
2012-11-18 05:51:20 PM  
I already like this thread.
 
2012-11-18 05:52:19 PM  
Santa Claus, one of the gods of our legends.

pool.theinfosphere.org
 
2012-11-18 05:53:06 PM  
Don't buy toys that come apart at the wrong time.

ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM ROBOTS' BLOCKS DON'T GET KNOCKED OFF! Even underwater!

And remember: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots are tested against hurricane winds!
 
2012-11-18 05:53:50 PM  
Why is there a Helicopter over this thread ?
 
2012-11-18 05:58:31 PM  
wait can't toys for tots get more toys in bulk from cash donations and to give to its CEO
 
2012-11-18 06:00:39 PM  
I'm gonna get some more toys,some more toys.
 
2012-11-18 06:02:06 PM  
We'd give away a $50 case of Play-Doh for $0. It didn't matter, it was all non-profit.
 
2012-11-18 06:10:23 PM  
Sorry, my toys are NSFW
 
2012-11-18 06:12:52 PM  
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2012-11-18 06:18:41 PM  

SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW


Nice Soft Furry Wabbits?

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2012-11-18 06:21:00 PM  
And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what'd he do? He made 'em cookies.
 
2012-11-18 06:25:49 PM  

tonguedepressor: SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW

Nice Soft Furry Wabbits?

[i.ebayimg.com image 298x300]


Ask Drew.
 
2012-11-18 06:36:49 PM  

SnyderCat: tonguedepressor: SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW

Nice Soft Furry Wabbits?

[i.ebayimg.com image 298x300]

Ask Drew.


Drew knows about your Soft Furry?
 
2012-11-18 06:39:05 PM  
Listen, I aint gonna get f*cked like Gribbs, understand. Gribbs is 7 years old and the f*ckin' guy's gonna die in prison, I don't need that. So I'm warning everybody, EVERYBODY. It could be my son, it could be anybody. Gribbs got 90 years just for saying hello to some f*ck who was sneaking behind his back selling junk toys, I don't need that, aint gonna happen to me, you understand.
 
2012-11-18 06:48:06 PM  

SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW


Better than what I got last Christmas. A shovel and a bag of lime? What am I supposed to do with this?
 
2012-11-18 06:53:50 PM  
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2012-11-18 07:29:45 PM  
Jimmy Conway: [after Spider tells Tommy that "Stretch Armstrong sucks"] I can't believe what I just hear.
[he throws a Wii controller on the table]
Jimmy Conway: Here, Spider, this is for you. I got respect for this kid. He's got alot of farking balls. Good for you, don't take no shiat of nobody. He shoots him in the foot he tells him Stretch Armstrong sucks.
[to Tommy, joking]
Jimmy Conway: Tommy, you gonna let him get away with that? You gonna let this farking punk get away with that? What's the matter? What's the world coming to?
[Tommy pulls out a lawn dart and impales Spider through the chest]
Jimmy Conway: [Tommy has lawn-darted Spider] I'm farking kidding with you; you farking shoot the guy?
Henry Hill: He's dead.
Tommy DeVito: I'm farking great at lawn darts, what do you want from me? I'm a good shot.
Anthony Stabile: How could you miss at this distance?
 
2012-11-18 07:35:50 PM  
I knew that my Pittsburgh guys always wanted Super Soakers, and since I was going to see them later in the day to pick up a delivery, I knew I'd get my money back.
 
2012-11-18 07:43:30 PM  
I been workin' nights, and tonight we took a ride out in the country and we hit one of them reindeers... that's where all of that blood came from.
 
2012-11-18 07:47:47 PM  
Somebody better go check on Subbsey
I think he's got his meds mixed up again
 
2012-11-18 09:20:07 PM  

Fista-Phobia:


Shut you mother-[father] mouth.

/Chinese dentist.
 
2012-11-19 08:34:55 AM  
You know why I stripped off, gave them my car keys, my clothes, my wallet, the mortgage to my house, my wife, dog, two cats, the combination to my safe, my stock portfolio, my 401k, my kid sister and my bottle cap collection?

It was outta respect.

/that and those guys tend to snip important things off if you don't make with the presents
/you know, real important things
 
2012-11-19 02:06:49 PM  

carrion_luggage: Jimmy Conway: [after Spider tells Tommy that "Stretch Armstrong sucks"] I can't believe what I just hear.
[he throws a Wii controller on the table]
Jimmy Conway: Here, Spider, this is for you. I got respect for this kid. He's got alot of farking balls. Good for you, don't take no shiat of nobody. He shoots him in the foot he tells him Stretch Armstrong sucks.
[to Tommy, joking]
Jimmy Conway: Tommy, you gonna let him get away with that? You gonna let this farking punk get away with that? What's the matter? What's the world coming to?
[Tommy pulls out a lawn dart and impales Spider through the chest]
Jimmy Conway: [Tommy has lawn-darted Spider] I'm farking kidding with you; you farking shoot the guy?
Henry Hill: He's dead.
Tommy DeVito: I'm farking great at lawn darts, what do you want from me? I'm a good shot.
Anthony Stabile: How could you miss at this distance?


You got a problem with that Anthony?

Scorpinock: I been workin' nights, and tonight we took a ride out in the country and we hit one of them reindeers... that's where all of that blood came from.


And you gotta leave the hoof. It's a sin.
 
2012-11-19 02:42:16 PM  

tonguedepressor: SnyderCat: tonguedepressor: SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW

Nice Soft Furry Wabbits?

[i.ebayimg.com image 298x300]

Ask Drew.

Drew knows about your Soft Furry?


I don't know. Ask him?
 
2012-11-19 02:45:56 PM  

jake_lex: I knew that my Pittsburgh guys always wanted Super Soakers, and since I was going to see them later in the day to pick up a delivery, I knew I'd get my money back.


Erik?
 
2012-11-19 02:47:50 PM  

simplicimus: SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW

Better than what I got last Christmas. A shovel and a bag of lime? What am I supposed to do with this?


I have some suggestions if you are interested.

Tonight? We are going to have to recover from MONDAY!!!!!
 
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