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(American Thinker)   "Perhaps most abusive to my moral sensibilities has been the near-fifty-year erosion of the family structure and our opening of the Pandora's box of human sexuality -- the latter bearing witness to the evolving social normalization of homosexuality"   (americanthinker.com) divider line 98
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2012-11-18 11:59:49 AM
25 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2012-11-18 12:17:35 PM
10 votes:
Someone needs a blow job.

/Not it!
2012-11-18 04:28:09 PM
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-18 01:33:43 PM
8 votes:
"My bigotry is becoming less acceptable. Wahhhh!"
2012-11-18 06:25:54 PM
7 votes:

Notabunny: Mark 11:12-14 "And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry: And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it."


Man, Jesus sounds like a total prick.

Jesus: "I'm hungry!"
Disciple: "Uh ... alright Jesus. I guess we can stop and get something to eat. I don't suppose you could maybe Miracle-up some fish or some--"
Jesus: "BAM! Look over there! A fig tree! I lurrrrrve figs, yo! Let's go!"
Disciple: "Yeah, uh Jesus? This isn't the season for fig--"
Jesus: "What do you mean this isn't the season for figs? It's got leaves, doesn't it? Jackass. C'mon! I got a hankering for fiiiiiiiiiiigs!"
Disciples: "right."
[Disciples hurry after Jesus as he runs full-tilt into the weeds to the fig tree.]
Jesus: "AW! WHAT THE FARK! NO FIGS???!!?!?"
Disciple: "Yeah, this is what I was talk--"
Jesus: "THAT'S IT! NEW RULE:

No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever.


YOU GOT ME, GUYS??!?!?"
Disciples: "...right."
2012-11-18 12:24:25 PM
6 votes:
You think he's mad now, wait until the 1,000 Years of Darkness starts.

/We're counting on you, Obama!
2012-11-18 06:58:22 PM
5 votes:

Gyrfalcon: coeyagi: American Thinker probably only has a P.O. box, but I really want to send them a phalanx of hookers for Holidays.

//no American Thinker, that was not an attempt to further enflame the War on Xmas


Hookers come in phalanxes?


Naw, they just fake it, mostly.

*blink*
2012-11-18 05:58:53 PM
5 votes:

clkeagle: ToxicMunkee: Humans were way more free sexually before religion came in and started repressing everything.

No kidding. Ancient Romans would ask WTF is wrong with us.


I blame the War on Saturnalia.
2012-11-18 06:18:52 PM
4 votes:

Kittypie070: [haters.jpg]


God hates figs

img.photobucket.com

Mark 11:12-14 "And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry: And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it."
2012-11-18 02:10:43 PM
4 votes:
What offends me is you can't expect a bride to come with a decent dowry anymore. Why bother to have more than one wife?
2012-11-18 07:27:49 PM
3 votes:
As a gay man, I would like to apologize. Like Pandora, I foolishly opened that proverbial box by choosing to be gay and unleashed my evil upon the world. I didn't know that my being different and asking to be treated as an equal would create such "dependence and dysfunction" as Mr. Fairman states. Worse, I have apparently "bent my knee to Baal", which I can only assume is some Satanic sex euphemism.

Please, forgive me. I'll return to the closet and marry a woman. We'll both pretend to be happy and have the requisite 2.5 children who will in no way be miserable in what is objectively the ideal home.

If only I had known before. If only I had known. 
2012-11-18 06:49:45 PM
3 votes:
I had gay sex with the guy that wrote this article.
2012-11-18 06:21:45 PM
3 votes:
Maybe he should be blaming the Greeks, they invented democracy AND buttsex. Is there no end to their awesomeness?
2012-11-18 06:14:06 PM
3 votes:
whatwouldjackdo.net
2012-11-18 05:54:55 PM
3 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Oh. Look. An American Thinker link. What a shock.


I worked with a guy who said he read AT so he could think "independently". He didn't really seem to get the irony of that.
2012-11-18 05:49:19 PM
3 votes:
New rule: Every time some American thinker idiot gets their drivel linked on Fark, all TotalFarkers get to punch him in the face.
2012-11-18 04:53:11 PM
3 votes:
Pandora Boxx is my favorite drag queen.

newnownext.mtvnimages.com
2012-11-18 03:40:57 PM
3 votes:
Seriously. They should use this stuff to anesthetize people before surgery. The justification of hatred of those that are "different" than the conservative social norm, and the continued persecution of them under the guise of "morality" is sickening and mind numbing.

static.fimfiction.net
2012-11-18 02:37:24 PM
3 votes:
OK, time for the obligatory American Thinker icon:

farm4.static.flickr.com
2012-11-18 12:47:51 PM
3 votes:
FTFA: "I am a relic of an age that is rapidly becoming a distant memory for some and an impossible fiction for most. And while I am only in my mid-fifties chronologically, culture-wise I am on the leeward side of a great divide..."

I'm in the same age range and I've managed to cope. Dude, maybe the problem is you.

/Now I have to go adopt a kitten to make up for clicking an American Stinker link.
2012-11-19 12:36:57 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-18 08:04:48 PM
2 votes:

doctor wu: Having been of a conservative bent the majority of my life, our grim moral reality has me constantly testing the present age against the sagacious eternal things.


What in the hell does this mean?


He feels guilty when he jerks off.
2012-11-18 07:38:17 PM
2 votes:

Hunter_Worthington: Wayne 985: As a gay man, I would like to apologize. Like Pandora, I foolishly opened that proverbial box by choosing to be gay and unleashed my evil upon the world. I didn't know that my being different and asking to be treated as an equal would create such "dependence and dysfunction" as Mr. Fairman states. Worse, I have apparently "bent my knee to Baal", which I can only assume is some Satanic sex euphemism.

Please, forgive me. I'll return to the closet and marry a woman. We'll both pretend to be happy and have the requisite 2.5 children who will in no way be miserable in what is objectively the ideal home.

If only I had known before. If only I had known.

Well, if you're really sorry, this guy can help you out.


And you know it must work, I mean, he's married to a woman and everything.
2012-11-18 07:37:52 PM
2 votes:
I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.
2012-11-18 07:35:00 PM
2 votes:

Wayne 985: As a gay man, I would like to apologize. Like Pandora, I foolishly opened that proverbial box by choosing to be gay and unleashed my evil upon the world. I didn't know that my being different and asking to be treated as an equal would create such "dependence and dysfunction" as Mr. Fairman states. Worse, I have apparently "bent my knee to Baal", which I can only assume is some Satanic sex euphemism.

Please, forgive me. I'll return to the closet and marry a woman. We'll both pretend to be happy and have the requisite 2.5 children who will in no way be miserable in what is objectively the ideal home.

If only I had known before. If only I had known.


You must now offer a cursory anus based apology.

/Mistertique strikes again!
2012-11-18 07:34:31 PM
2 votes:

Wayne 985: As a gay man, I would like to apologize. Like Pandora, I foolishly opened that proverbial box by choosing to be gay and unleashed my evil upon the world. I didn't know that my being different and asking to be treated as an equal would create such "dependence and dysfunction" as Mr. Fairman states. Worse, I have apparently "bent my knee to Baal", which I can only assume is some Satanic sex euphemism.

Please, forgive me. I'll return to the closet and marry a woman. We'll both pretend to be happy and have the requisite 2.5 children who will in no way be miserable in what is objectively the ideal home.

If only I had known before. If only I had known.


Well, if you're really sorry, this guy can help you out.
2012-11-18 07:31:09 PM
2 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com

Don't look back.
www.pillarofsalt.com
2012-11-18 07:21:58 PM
2 votes:

theteacher: Penises touching buttholes.


super-genius.org
2012-11-18 06:45:37 PM
2 votes:
That's it , I'm starting a "right wing" blog so I can watch the money roll in when Fark send me traffic. The first article will be about the medical fact that gay sex only produce socialist children.
2012-11-18 06:42:01 PM
2 votes:
i don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight worrying about that guys abused moral sensibilities.
2012-11-18 06:36:06 PM
2 votes:

clkeagle: [oceanisdeep.files.wordpress.com image 478x360] 

Funny how it's always the fat, old, white guys who are most resistant to change...


I'm pretty sure the guy on the right panel is supposed to be an old, fat, black guy.

So it's old, fat guys who are resistant to change; race has nothing to do with it. Though it could be possible that old, fat Asian guys are unusually dynamic, as they are not represented in this cartoon. There is no reason to assume that is the case, but it probably warrants further investigation.
2012-11-18 06:10:09 PM
2 votes:
fta The federal government, in its relentless attempts to equalize the unequal,

ftp We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal,

See? The farking government has been pulling this shiat for over 230 years. I'm glad somebody is finally calling them on it.
2012-11-18 06:04:20 PM
2 votes:
I'm not too worried about it, and, indeed, would hesitate to ascribe the characteristics of permanence to a novel situation.

Eventually, society will come to its sense, the current proponents of the normalization of homosexuality will move onto some other social fad they can rally around, and use to re-affirm their virtue while taking out their anxieties and insecurities on their opponents, and the nation will eventually introduce proper regulation governing homosexuals and their activities.
2012-11-18 06:00:59 PM
2 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2012-11-18 05:59:24 PM
2 votes:

St_Francis_P: MrBallou: FTFA: "I am a relic of an age that is rapidly becoming a distant memory for some and an impossible fiction for most. And while I am only in my mid-fifties chronologically, culture-wise I am on the leeward side of a great divide..."

I'm in the same age range and I've managed to cope. Dude, maybe the problem is you.

/Now I have to go adopt a kitten to make up for clicking an American Stinker link.

Some people shape the times they live in, but time simply passes by the others. Guess which category American Thinker is in.


img32.imageshack.us
2012-11-18 05:56:22 PM
2 votes:
"The gays and the browns and the children are ruining ___________!"

Said every bigot ever.
2012-11-18 05:54:55 PM
2 votes:
www.austinchronicle.com

www.mnn.com
cache.gawker.com
2012-11-18 05:50:02 PM
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 500x335]


But I like eating pussy!
2012-11-18 03:55:37 PM
2 votes:
Jesus had two dads, one of which should have a seat over there.
2012-11-18 02:46:39 PM
2 votes:
That was a hilarious article.
2012-11-18 02:34:32 PM
2 votes:

djkutch: What offends me is you can't expect a bride to come with a decent dowry anymore. Why bother to have more than one wife?


There's no way I'd settle for anything less than a ten-cow woman.
2012-11-18 01:45:49 PM
2 votes:

SilentStrider: Times change. You can lead the change. You can follow the change, or you can get the hell out of the way of the change. But if you stand in its path, you'll get run over.


I initially read that as "You can lead the charge. You can follow the charge, or you can get the hell out of the way of the charge."

Marcus Aurelius: I have found the only people truly offended by homosexuals are repressed homosexuals, directing their inner hatred outward.


There's the old joke that "The war between the sexes will never be won, because it's so much fun fraternizing with the enemy." I wonder if this might illuminate why the Religious Right have so much trouble winning the war against homosexuality.
2012-11-18 12:22:06 PM
2 votes:
Every time I read a quote from AT the word "lugubrious" echoes in my mind.
2012-11-19 10:54:57 AM
1 votes:
For those of you who are Confederacy of Dunces fans, the original article sounds exactly like a fulmination directly from one of Ignatius J Reilly's Big Chief pads, inscribed by the Ticonderoga #2 of Righteousness.

These people just need to die out. It will take some time, but it's inevitable.

And to the poster who says "family is the creator of human capital": gee, if only we could think of a counterexample -- someone who has succeeded despite not being brought up in a nuclear family. Perhaps someone who has had some success in politics....

Gee, no one comes to mind.
2012-11-19 01:13:35 AM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: jso2897: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: Dammit preview before post, " you are so awesome sometimes"

I strive to one day be synonymous with Awesome. One day, perhaps, Farkers will say, "Damn that was Hubie of you." While I doubt it will reach such heights as OK to Be Takei, one can dream a little dream.

Phhht. What a Hubie.

Don't be such a Skinnyhead.


Now that crosses the line, Dude. This isn't 'Nam - there are rules!
2012-11-19 12:55:18 AM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: Dammit preview before post, " you are so awesome sometimes"

I strive to one day be synonymous with Awesome. One day, perhaps, Farkers will say, "Damn that was Hubie of you." While I doubt it will reach such heights as OK to Be Takei, one can dream a little dream.


Phhht. What a Hubie.
2012-11-19 12:38:00 AM
1 votes:

neongoats: I think Catholics can use a French tickler, it's not a prophylactic. I bet they can use those light up vibrating ones I see at the gas station too.


You may have that backwards.

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-18 11:54:47 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: Keizer_Ghidorah: It's funny how many men who are against gays think so much of cocks and asses and buttsex XD

It is really then I saw this movie. Outrage

After that documentary, I don't know how there are any people left who still believe Charlie Crist is straight. Not that many people believed it in the first place, but still.

Come now. Michelle Bachmann has proved that a straight woman and a gay man can have a marriage that works, even with the temptations of corndogs abounding...


Be nice, Marcus prayed it away, he's totally, completely 100% straight and just has good fashion sense and enjoys dressing his little dog up in cute outfits with doggy sunglasses, how dare you question whether he's not totally heterosexual? And sometimes a corndog is just a corndog.

When the local news reported Charlie Crist's engagement, every single person in the breakroom where I was working at the time all responded with, "he's straight???"
2012-11-18 11:41:19 PM
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: Why can't we just go back to the good old days when marriages were arranged, women were considered property, and children could be married off as young as 12?


i18.photobucket.com
2012-11-18 11:40:01 PM
1 votes:

elchip: [www.sadlyno.com image 676x235]


Thx!

i48.tinypic.com
2012-11-18 10:44:27 PM
1 votes:
I have HAD it with these mutherfrakkin snakes in my mutherfrakkin trees of Western Civilization!
2012-11-18 10:27:46 PM
1 votes:

StreetlightInTheGhetto: yeah, so I can't close an html tag. Dammit, those homosexuals are ruining everything.


Great.

JUST LIKE ALL CAPS IS READ IN MY HEAD LIKE YELLING, bold text made me read your post in serious voice.
2012-11-18 10:22:43 PM
1 votes:
Dear Dr. Laura American 'Thinker':

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
SLITG
2012-11-18 09:59:01 PM
1 votes:
My ma used to brag about how I could tell someone to go to Hell and that person would need to read the dictionary to figure out that I'd told them where to go. Now, she was of course overstating it, and she never had the class to tell me this to my face, but, like, whatever. That was her opinion, man.

I still have a paperback thesaurus I bought when I was in high school. Damned nifty thing. Everyone should have one, plus The Elements of Style, by Strunk & White.

I am not sure if I really want to click on the farticle link, but from what quotes I've read in the thread it seems this overclocked howler monkey has simultaneously jackhammered both a 1913 Oxford Dictionary [remember those giant 40-pound hardbound behemoths??] and a large hardback thesaurus so far up its ass that it's tasting bookbinder's glue in the back of its throat.
2012-11-18 09:51:12 PM
1 votes:

clkeagle: Funny how it's always the fat, old, white guys who are most resistant to change...


Hey, that's an insult to the fat old white guy community. Besides, the guys you want are the old money sherry-swilling yacht monkeys.
2012-11-18 09:28:15 PM
1 votes:

Hunter_Worthington: themindiswatching: Hunter_Worthington: I'm not too worried about it, and, indeed, would hesitate to ascribe the characteristics of permanence to a novel situation.

Eventually, society will come to its sense, the current proponents of the normalization of homosexuality miscegenation will move onto some other social fad they can rally around, and use to re-affirm their virtue while taking out their anxieties and insecurities on their opponents, and the nation will eventually introduce proper regulation governing homosexuals the races and their activities.

FTFY, you cock.

Pity for you, the Mind isn't typing.

Seriously though, don't you people ever get tired of that stale old argument? Come up with something new. Some new jazz, something fresh. Instead of appealing to old arguments, develop something new, something accurate, something that should make you proud you're advocating undermining Western Civilization.


The fact that you will perish in about fifteen seconds without that civilization to protect you is a pretty good reason. Weaklings like you are not necessary, and only drag down the race. Let Darwin have his way, say I. See you in the jungle, lunch.
2012-11-18 09:03:55 PM
1 votes:
Perhaps most abusive to my moral sensibilities has been the near-fifty-year erosion of the segregational structure and our opening of the Pandora's box of racial equality -- the latter bearing witness to the evolving social normalization of miscegenation. The federal government, in its relentless attempts to equalize the unequal, has waged a long march in thoroughly democratizing the various races. That it has succeeded only in reaping waves of dependence and dysfunction is beyond credulity to citizens raised in the years prior to the Great Society. Additionally, the absent or defective image of the white leader has regressed the ideal of white leadership into a vestigial appendage that can be supplemented by the State or terminally excised by the interchangeable arrangement of negro rule or other lesser races living in a government-sanctioned state of authority. Indeed, in a longitudinal study of selected cities, two negro-run towns were portrayed as the best candidates to emulate. The source of this study? The Journal of Racial Inegration.

This journey into personal antiquity has taught me that the values and beliefs I hold more dearly than gold are not of themselves dusty and timeworn -- ready for the ashcan of history. In fact, I never cease to be amazed at all manner of people, young and old, who I would have never suspected hold firm and cherish these Old Ways and have not bent their knee to the so-called civil rights movement.
2012-11-18 08:36:48 PM
1 votes:
static.flickr.com

/What a Pandora's box of human sexuality might look like.
2012-11-18 08:17:22 PM
1 votes:

North_Central_Positronics: [Control-F] "divorce"

Another "family structure" asshole with no explanation or solution for the almost 50% divorce rate in America.

Sanctity of (heterosexual) marriage, my ass...


Well that is not the fault of everyone. The religious right keep getting divorced at such a high rate they run up the percentage for everyone else.
2012-11-18 07:59:17 PM
1 votes:
I thought it was all over when they stopped showing on television Elvis from only the waist up.
2012-11-18 07:37:33 PM
1 votes:

WorldCitizen: So be against gay marriage that creates...families?


That's no family. It's a space station!
2012-11-18 07:32:35 PM
1 votes:

GF named my left testicle thundercles: i know that this is a hate thread and that i will probably get yelled at but i think there is some truth to this article. families are becoming a thing of the past and that is a huge problem because families are what create human capital. what percentage of children are raise in single mother homes? 40% or something? and they have a huge chance of turn out to be worthless members of society. Its the kind of thing that, through entropy accumulated over generations, can bring down empires.


So be against gay marriage that creates...families?
2012-11-18 07:29:13 PM
1 votes:

Wayne 985: As a gay man, I would like to apologize. Like Pandora, I foolishly opened that proverbial box by choosing to be gay and unleashed my evil upon the world. I didn't know that my being different and asking to be treated as an equal would create such "dependence and dysfunction" as Mr. Fairman states. Worse, I have apparently "bent my knee to Baal", which I can only assume is some Satanic sex euphemism.

Please, forgive me. I'll return to the closet and marry a woman. We'll both pretend to be happy and have the requisite 2.5 children who will in no way be miserable in what is objectively the ideal home.

If only I had known before. If only I had known.


Why do you hate Baby Jesus, Supply Side Jesus and the Wealth Gospel Jesus? WHY!?!?!?!?!
2012-11-18 07:28:28 PM
1 votes:
Another American Thinker article?

i157.photobucket.com
2012-11-18 07:19:25 PM
1 votes:

nmrsnr: Serious question: What horrible things is society's acceptance supposed to pave the way for? Nationwide crime is at historic lows, people are more educated than ever (scary, considering the vocal idiots out there, but true), divorce rates are fairly stable (possibly even declining). The only number that seems to be going up is children out of wedlock, and it's hard to see how homosexual relationships effects that one that much. So what is the problem, exactly?


Penises touching buttholes.
2012-11-18 07:14:57 PM
1 votes:

GF named my left testicle thundercles: what percentage of children are raise in single mother homes? 40% or something? and they have a huge chance of turn out to be worthless members of society.


The single mothers I know who are doing a fine job of raising their kids respectfully ask you to EABOD and FOAD.
2012-11-18 06:52:54 PM
1 votes:
Here is the thing that I do not get about the whole "make them get back in the closet" section of homophobic retards...do they honestly think there was anything healthy or safe about the tendency before homosexuality became more open, to marry a beard and have gay relations on the downlow, exposing a partner and possibly even offspring to HIV? How could that have possibly been more the more "moral" time in American history? Besides anytime I see a self-righteous moralist preacher talking about how evil the gays are, my knee jerk reaction is "closet case who will be found blowing a stranger in a public restroom." When are we going to get the next wave of Republican moralist morons caught tapping their toes to prove me right? The elections are over...there has to be one or two "secret" partners who did not get flowers on their birthday and are ready to tell all!
2012-11-18 06:43:30 PM
1 votes:

r1chard3: i don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight worrying about that guys abused moral sensibilities.


I can't sleep with the idea of weiners in butts. But not girl butts. Guy butts.
2012-11-18 06:33:45 PM
1 votes:
Oh, boo hoo. You've never gotten laid and therefore the world is a moral cesspool.

Cry me a river, biatch-writer. And subby, punch yourself in the balls for another AT article.
2012-11-18 06:29:52 PM
1 votes:

clkeagle: [oceanisdeep.files.wordpress.com image 478x360] 

Funny how it's always the fat, old, white guys who are most resistant to change...


Or young people enjoying their bodies, and other people's bodies. Almost like they feel better about their beer guts, cellulite, and saggy nutsacks if they know that nobody else is enjoying sex either.
2012-11-18 06:29:05 PM
1 votes:

quatchi: clkeagle: ToxicMunkee: Humans were way more free sexually before religion came in and started repressing everything.

No kidding. Ancient Romans would ask WTF is wrong with us.

I blame the War on Saturnalia.


Archduke Ferdinand had it coming. Not my fault.
2012-11-18 06:22:58 PM
1 votes:
oceanisdeep.files.wordpress.com
 

Funny how it's always the fat, old, white guys who are most resistant to change...
2012-11-18 06:22:01 PM
1 votes:

CPT Ethanolic: Kills me that Fark sends traffic to this horrific website almost daily.


I never click on the links. I just read the threads for the lulz cuz I know it's gonna be derp.
2012-11-18 06:12:21 PM
1 votes:
Perhaps most abusive of my moral sensibilities is that the party that believes that we should deregulate business and industry seems to believe that we should instead regulate individual's bedrooms and bodies.
2012-11-18 06:07:50 PM
1 votes:

nmrsnr: Yeah, abstinence only education is a terrible thing.phantom


Sorry, that was a search for "phantom of the opera" that got in the wrong window.
2012-11-18 06:02:47 PM
1 votes:

clkeagle: No kidding. Ancient Romans would ask WTF is wrong with us.


Hell, the British didn't know WTF was wrong with us, so they kicked us out.
2012-11-18 06:00:30 PM
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Wow. It's sad that growing old is like that for him. But I guess that I feel differently because we won.
The change I fought for in the sixties has had a tough uphill climb (especially with the 80% of my generation who are assholes in the way), but the young people I see today make my heart swell with pride. Their indifference to the hateful, archaic obsessions that bedevil this wretched man, and their determination to take the world in newer, better directions give me a sense of peace and contentment - contentment that I am leaving this world in better hands.
It must really suck to be him.
2012-11-18 05:59:40 PM
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American Thinker is neither.
2012-11-18 05:52:50 PM
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hubiestubert: our Beamish


Maybe he just had a frabjous day and was feeling conflicted about it.
2012-11-18 05:52:36 PM
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Oh. Look. An American Thinker link. What a shock.
2012-11-18 05:51:40 PM
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"Perhaps most abusive to my moral sensibilities has been the near-fifty-year erosion of the family structure and our opening of the Pandora's box of human sexuality -- the latter bearing witness to the evolving social normalization of miscegenation"
2012-11-18 05:50:52 PM
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Serious question: What horrible things is society's acceptance supposed to pave the way for? Nationwide crime is at historic lows, people are more educated than ever (scary, considering the vocal idiots out there, but true), divorce rates are fairly stable (possibly even declining). The only number that seems to be going up is children out of wedlock, and it's hard to see how homosexual relationships effects that one that much. So what is the problem, exactly?
2012-11-18 05:46:50 PM
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It's sort of cute that our Beamish Boy thinks that just today we're seeing anything new in human sexuality...
2012-11-18 05:03:21 PM
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vernonFL: Pandora Boxx is my favorite drag queen.

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Mitt Romney: Sashay away.
2012-11-18 03:57:04 PM
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If Fark doesn't link to Stormfront, it shouldn't link to this either.......but of course, no one has to read it. That's the flip side to the coin.

In any event, shoving gays back in the closet, women back into the kitchen, and blacks back into the cotton fields isn't going to magically bring back a time when straight white Christian men ruled the roost. Time marches on, with or without you.
2012-11-18 03:43:08 PM
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SphericalTime: themindiswatching: He sounds like he'd like Saudi Arabia a lot better.

Except for all the brown people, I'm sure he would.


I got a sawbuck here that says you can find this dude advocating laws to ban "Sharia law".
2012-11-18 03:08:32 PM
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NutWrench: They really shouldn't call themselves "American Thinker" if all their ideas are stupid.


Stupid people think. We just tend to ignore them, mock them, or cast them off into a fiery pit.
2012-11-18 03:03:59 PM
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If this is the acceptance that folks love one another and are happy is abusive to your moral sensibilities, and the wholesale destruction of families and communities in the name of a War on Drugs is just fine, and the propping up of dictatorships in the name of political convenience is A-OK, I think that, perhaps, you lack imagination or anything resembling ethical or moral underpinnings...
2012-11-18 03:00:57 PM
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themindiswatching: He sounds like he'd like Saudi Arabia a lot better.


Except for all the brown people, I'm sure he would.
2012-11-18 02:51:35 PM
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He sounds like he'd like Saudi Arabia a lot better.
2012-11-18 02:41:46 PM
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Yeah, there were a lot of people who thought considering black people more than 3/5ths of a person or later the mixing of the races were an assault on their moral sensibilities. Outside of some KKK or Neo-Nazi wingnuts, we're not very sympathetic to those views either now. Wah!
2012-11-18 02:40:17 PM
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And, it's none of your business if I want to toss a worthless female newborn on the trash heap.
2012-11-18 02:39:29 PM
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They really shouldn't call themselves "American Thinker" if all their ideas are stupid.
2012-11-18 12:40:12 PM
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Which amendment is it again that gives us the right not to have our moral sensibilities abused?
2012-11-18 12:23:31 PM
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Times change. You can lead the change. You can follow the change, or you can get the hell out of the way of the change.

But if you stand in its path, you'll get run over.
2012-11-18 12:07:58 PM
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Most abusive in reality was the destruction of community and the evolution of the insular so-called "nuclear family". Much easier for Big Religion to control the education of kids if you bar them from contact with "others".

Not that the marketing of sexuality, especially female sexuality, hasn't done quite a lot of damage, but the allure of pornography and the invasion of pornography into all aspects of the entertainment industry and the marketing industry is enabled by the repression of the religion industry.

So lighten up on the "Presidential exile beside the dark rivers of Babylon" bullsh*t, get over your sordid self-important pious self and read a bit more widely than your fellow right-wingers.
2012-11-18 12:03:46 PM
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Kills me that Fark sends traffic to this horrific website almost daily.
2012-11-18 11:52:41 AM
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American "Thinker" is abusive to my intelligence.
 
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