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(Chicago Trib)   Protip: When the cops ask why you're holding up traffic don't flash your stolen police badge and quickly drive off   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Fraternal Order of Police, badges, gym bag, holster, baseball hat, traffic, Cook County  
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4749 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Nov 2012 at 5:04 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-19 04:26:25 AM  
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2012-11-18 05:48:47 PM  
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iheartscotch: NBSV: Tip: if you find a bag with a police badge and police stuff in it you might want to turn it in to the police station. Using it to act like a cop won't work well for you.

Besides, why would he be blocking for a funeral procession anyway? That seems like an odd thing to be impersonating an officer for.

So, what you are saying is, you'd use your fake police powers to strip search hotties?

Well yeah. Isn't that what being a cop is all about?
2012-11-18 05:46:20 PM  
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