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(Chicago Trib)   Protip: When the cops ask why you're holding up traffic don't flash your stolen police badge and quickly drive off   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 26
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2012-11-18 05:07:51 PM  
FARK COP BASHING THREAD!!!!!ONE111!!!TM
 
2012-11-18 05:09:47 PM  
Some nice Police work there, Lou
 
2012-11-18 05:15:51 PM  
Tip: if you find a bag with a police badge and police stuff in it you might want to turn it in to the police station. Using it to act like a cop won't work well for you.

Besides, why would he be blocking for a funeral procession anyway? That seems like an odd thing to be impersonating an officer for.
 
2012-11-18 05:20:59 PM  

NBSV: Tip: if you find a bag with a police badge and police stuff in it you might want to turn it in to the police station. Using it to act like a cop won't work well for you.

Besides, why would he be blocking for a funeral procession anyway? That seems like an odd thing to be impersonating an officer for.


If you're going to break the law, at least be helpful.
 
2012-11-18 05:21:25 PM  
Good Pretender:
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Better Pretender:
s3.amazonaws.com

Best pretender:
www.3click.tv
 
2012-11-18 05:22:04 PM  
Romney?
 
2012-11-18 05:22:28 PM  
Derped in one.
 
2012-11-18 05:23:09 PM  
He couldn't even drive, he had no license. WTF.
 
2012-11-18 05:25:41 PM  
Finding a badge makes you a de facto sherif, I've seen it in westerns.
 
2012-11-18 05:29:36 PM  

NBSV: Tip: if you find a bag with a police badge and police stuff in it you might want to turn it in to the police station. Using it to act like a cop won't work well for you.

Besides, why would he be blocking for a funeral procession anyway? That seems like an odd thing to be impersonating an officer for.


So, what you are saying is, you'd use your fake police powers to strip search hotties?
 
2012-11-18 05:37:19 PM  
Reminds me of those stupid harley poker runs where the dirt bags get to pay cop at the intersections.
The douchey bicycle races are almost as bad.
 
2012-11-18 05:38:05 PM  
Flash your tits instead.

Cops love working with a hard-on.
 
2012-11-18 05:46:20 PM  

Apos: Good Pretender:
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Better Pretender:
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Best pretender:
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Great Pretender:

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2012-11-18 05:48:45 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: Good Pretender:
[www.bustedmugshots.com image 132x167]

Better Pretender:
[s3.amazonaws.com image 706x540]

Best pretender:
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Great Pretender:

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*Fist bump* Very well played, bro.
 
2012-11-18 05:48:47 PM  

iheartscotch: NBSV: Tip: if you find a bag with a police badge and police stuff in it you might want to turn it in to the police station. Using it to act like a cop won't work well for you.

Besides, why would he be blocking for a funeral procession anyway? That seems like an odd thing to be impersonating an officer for.

So, what you are saying is, you'd use your fake police powers to strip search hotties?


Well yeah. Isn't that what being a cop is all about?
 
2012-11-18 05:58:24 PM  
Badges ? Badges?
We don't have to show no stinkin badges!
 
2012-11-18 06:01:44 PM  

Apos: *Fist bump* Very well played, bro.


*fistbump*

Cheers, mang!
 
2012-11-18 06:13:16 PM  

Nothing To See Here: Badges ? Badges?
We don't have to show no stinkin badges!


Yeah, they show other things...or wave them around actually.

Like something that small could actually be considered a badge.
 
2012-11-18 06:35:10 PM  
From TFA: "false impersonation" of a police officer? WTF is that?

Wouldn't just regular impersonation be enough to get him charged?
 
2012-11-18 06:45:49 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: Good Pretender:
[www.bustedmugshots.com image 132x167]

Better Pretender:
[s3.amazonaws.com image 706x540]

Best pretender:
[www.3click.tv image 200x150]


Great Pretender:

[img525.imageshack.us image 539x463]


The best pretenders:
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2012-11-18 06:46:26 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: The best pretenders:


*nods impressedly*

Good call!
 
2012-11-18 06:48:32 PM  
Protip: When the cops ask why you're holding up traffic don't flash your stolen police badge and quickly drive off

Or do, but know that you're going to be on the evening news, and probably on an episode of COPS later.
 
2012-11-18 07:32:55 PM  
Mitt Romney unavailable for comment.
 
2012-11-18 10:41:43 PM  

Apos: Good Pretender:
[www.bustedmugshots.com image 132x167]

Better Pretender:
[s3.amazonaws.com image 706x540]

THE Pretender:
[www.3click.tv image 200x150]

 
2012-11-19 04:26:25 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-19 04:53:40 AM  

NBSV: Tip: if you find a bag with a police badge and police stuff in it you might want to turn it in to the police station. Using it to act like a cop won't work well for you.


Im pretty sure impersonating a cop is illegal almost everywhere.

And yet there's still no cure for assholes.
 
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