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(Political Carnival)   Meghan McCain: "If I don't see some changes in next 4 years, I'm going to consider registering as an Independent"   (thepoliticalcarnival.net) divider line 168
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2012-11-18 01:16:10 PM  
The ONLY changes you might see from the gop are

1. Their attempts to keep their desire to ban abortion and ban other stuff kept "under the table". Of course if they win, it's be a Roundhead Jam-bo-ree!

2. They'll try to convince all the brown people that the Democrats are the real racists (HA HA HA OH WOW!)

3. In place of the void left from not talking about their social agenda, they'll play up their Randian talking points. Yes you too who are making sub minimum wage at your pizza delivery job! You can become a millionaire if only you vote gop!
 
2012-11-18 01:18:22 PM  
I encourage lots of Republicans to become Independents. Then, in 2014 and 2016, the GOP brass can have lots of fun ignoring the fact that the vast majority of new Independents are just ashamed Republicans. And then the rest of us can have lots of fun laughing at them when their internal models fail.

Everyone wins.
 
2012-11-18 01:18:48 PM  

jaytkay: The Republican-dominated Alabama legislature successfully adopted some change recently.

They voted to prevent Obama's communist mind-control UN takeover of America.

President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as "Delphi" to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities. That's according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month.
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Thank God they recognized Obama's sinister agenda and took decisive action.
 
2012-11-18 01:19:25 PM  

jaytkay: The Republican-dominated Alabama legislature successfully adopted some change recently.

They voted to prevent Obama's communist mind-control UN takeover of America.

President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as "Delphi" to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities. That's according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month.
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as much as I would LOVE to give Alabama credit for this, unfortunately it says "Georgia" right on the tin

/Atlanta-area resident
//even the local, heavily conservative-leaning news is laughing at them about this
 
2012-11-18 01:20:10 PM  
*snort* WE all know she voted for Obama twice.
 
2012-11-18 01:24:03 PM  
What office has she run for and why would we care about her?
 
2012-11-18 01:24:43 PM  

jaytkay:
President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as "Delphi" to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities. That's according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month.


bahahaha...
Those folks at the Onion crack me up.
 
2012-11-18 01:26:10 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: What office has she run for and why would we care about her?


(.) (.)
 
2012-11-18 01:27:06 PM  

The Bestest: as much as I would LOVE to give Alabama credit for this, unfortunately it says "Georgia" right on the tin


dammit I have freeper-level powers of accuracy.

If it's any consolation, up north we kinda think Georgia = Alabama :-)
 
2012-11-18 01:31:21 PM  
If you didn't get off the train in Rapeville, odds are you're going with it when it finally crashes into Nutbar Gorge.
 
2012-11-18 01:31:27 PM  
Meghan/Bristol 2024!
 
2012-11-18 01:34:57 PM  

ReverendJasen: The My Little Pony Killer: What office has she run for and why would we care about her?

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2012-11-18 01:35:26 PM  

Bontesla: Why give it two years? What does she expect to happen that will drive out the social conservatives leaving only fiscal conservatives?


She's secretly hoping the teabaggers can turn it around. The "independent" party she joins will be full of people who think the republican party isn't conservative enough.
 
2012-11-18 01:35:58 PM  
Isn't she the one who said on the Bill Maher show that she didn't know about history that happened before she was born, as in, who reads books like that?
 
2012-11-18 01:36:20 PM  

The Bestest: Meghan/Bristol 2024!


Now that's a ticket I can get behind!
 
2012-11-18 01:37:34 PM  

wildcardjack: In four years she'll be just right to anchor something on Fox News.


The dirigible?
 
2012-11-18 01:42:04 PM  

MSFT: Isn't she the one who said on the Bill Maher show that she didn't know about history that happened before she was born, as in, who reads books like that?


She's not the sharpest knife in the draw, but seems decent enough, A true RINO.

But there's only one reason anyone cares about her. OK, two reasons. Two, huge, buxom, shapely, voluptuous reasons.
 
2012-11-18 01:42:53 PM  

MisterRonbo: The Bestest: Meghan/Bristol 2024!

Now that's a ticket I can get behind!


Or in front of.
 
2012-11-18 01:42:57 PM  

404 page not found: ReverendJasen: The My Little Pony Killer: What office has she run for and why would we care about her?

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/Let's hear it for large areolas!
 
2012-11-18 01:44:04 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: MisterRonbo: The Bestest: Meghan/Bristol 2024!

Now that's a ticket I can get behind!

Or in front of.


Or in between.
 
2012-11-18 01:45:22 PM  
Where was this during the campaign? Seeing all these GOPers throwing Romney under the bus for saying exactly what they believe is funny.
 
2012-11-18 01:46:33 PM  

AcneVulgaris: wildcardjack: In four years she'll be just right to anchor something on Fox News.

The dirigible?


Don't you mean "The Dirigibles"?

/Oh, the huge mammaries!
 
2012-11-18 01:50:04 PM  
I'm surprised that I'm the first person to make some kind of bawdy comment about Meghan McCain's physical attributes.

I thought I *knew* this site, man.
 
2012-11-18 01:50:04 PM  
Cut!

Ok, that was good Meghan, but can you be a little more breathy in this next take, and undo that top button on your blouse? Great.
 
2012-11-18 01:51:55 PM  
I didn't think it was possible, but this mindless twit is more if a convictionless attention whore
than her old man is.
 
2012-11-18 01:52:06 PM  
If you're a woman and you're still a Republican, even after everything they've done in the last few years, then you're never going to leave. "If he hits me just one more time, I'm going to leave him. I mean it this time!"

Riiiiiiiiiiight.
 
2012-11-18 01:52:50 PM  
I feel sorry for her. Her father couldn't even manage to spell "Megan" correctly.
 
2012-11-18 01:54:39 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm surprised that I'm the first person to make some kind of bawdy comment about Meghan McCain's physical attributes.

I thought I *knew* this site, man.


Good heavens man, this isn't the kind of place for obvious, low-browed comments.
 
2012-11-18 01:57:25 PM  
Unfortunately is there are people who call themselves 'independents' yet have zero clue on what the hell a political platform is anyways. then there are republicans who call themselves independents in order to pretend they give a flying shiat about the filth called the voter.
Libertarians who align themselves with republicans are not libertarians

/Vote for the guy who says he is going to take away all your government programs and sell them to the highest private bidder.
//Then the private company goes bankrupt every five years and get a government bailout from the republicans in order to keep hosing the people embezzling the peoples programs repeatedly.
 
2012-11-18 02:02:56 PM  
Meghan McCain.

Cute, but stupid.
 
2012-11-18 02:06:23 PM  

hubiestubert: Registering just means that would have some impact on who the party chooses, and given that I prefer a far more Conservative approach, that means that my voice is likewise going to be drowned out in the Democratic as well as Republican Primaries.


Hubie, I respect that you're trying to be rational, but you need to accept something: the Democrats ARE conservatives in the big picture. Honestly, even if you really do fall objectively to the right of them on a majority of issues (which I doubt), you probably have a better shot at getting someone you find palatable on the Dem ticket than the Republican one these days, and with less of a Devil's Bargain to boot.
 
2012-11-18 02:06:23 PM  

St_Francis_P: Good heavens man, this isn't the kind of place for obvious, low-browed comments.


*looks at the ground sadly, kicks a tin can down the road*
 
2012-11-18 02:06:42 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: I don't get the attraction to her.


She's not a rich, geriatric WASP and hasn't repelled the public with a display of cosmic Bachmann-orbit lunacy. Yet. And in the spirit of 'fair and balanced':

i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-18 02:08:42 PM  
I think what's really strange is that Republican politicians seem to begat Republican kids. My wife taught some local R's kids and said each and every one of them was brainwashed. They basically spoke in Republican talking points, regardless of the topic.
 
2012-11-18 02:10:52 PM  

St_Francis_P: 404 page not found: ReverendJasen: The My Little Pony Killer: What office has she run for and why would we care about her?

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/Let's hear it for large areolas!


I feel like I've just seen "The Pamela Anderson Story" over here!
 
2012-11-18 02:13:44 PM  
Let's see - neither 2000 nor 2004 represented overwhelming endorsement of the GOP candidate ... in fact, were it not for the hocus-pocus that installed him in the Oval Office in 2000, we might not even be having this discussion. But whatever. I think we've all learned our lesson there. So moving on ...
... along comes 2008, when a folksy war hero and and pretty housewife couldn't beat the black guy with the funny name.
And then there's 2012, when a clueless rich white guy (another GOP icon) and a pretty budget geek couldn't beat the black guy with the funny name.

Yep, change or historical irrelevance is now in store for the Republican Party.
 
2012-11-18 02:16:01 PM  
We saw this coming from miles away


"We" meaning anyone who would give a rat's ass? Is she a poli-sci student with political ambitions or does she just like being on the scene and having her picture taken?
 
2012-11-18 02:16:14 PM  
Shut up, Meg.
 
2012-11-18 02:19:27 PM  
I like Meghan, and just not physically. I hope that she can talk some sense into the GOP because I will not vote for any Republican candidate anywhere on the ballot so long as they cater to Theocrats, bigots, homophobes,anti-intellectualists, and Teahadists. Last go-round, I voted Gary Johnson and straight Democrat for the others...as well as marriage equality and pot decriminalization.

This country needs a rational, secular, and truly fiscally conservative party (and not that fake crap we've been getting for more than a decade). Perhaps people like Ms. McCain can help make that happen.
 
2012-11-18 02:20:25 PM  

jaytkay: The Republican-dominated Alabama legislature successfully adopted some change recently.

They voted to prevent Obama's communist mind-control UN takeover of America.

President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as "Delphi" to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities. That's according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month.
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Read that and the follow ups, THANK GOD for Progressives with video phones. It's a little thing, but just one more cockroach got a light shined on him
 
2012-11-18 02:20:56 PM  

unlikely:

Independent is what republicans who are afraid to admit they're republicans call themselves.


Not true! Some of us who left the Republican Party no long wish to be associated with our former political affiliation.

Unlikely, you are still on my "Favorites" list. You always seem to be open minded. I like that, a lot.
 
2012-11-18 02:21:57 PM  
Because boobs talk.

If she was a man, she'd have to get a real job.
 
2012-11-18 02:28:06 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Because boobs talk.


Really? shiat, how do I start training mine to talk? That sounds AWESOME!
 
2012-11-18 02:29:33 PM  
If we had a betting pool on prominent Republicans jumping ship, I'd plop a couple of bucks down on Chris Christie.
 
2012-11-18 02:30:26 PM  

jso2897: If we had a betting pool on prominent Republicans jumping ship, I'd plop a couple of bucks down on Chris Christie.


He may get pushed off before he jumps; but yeah.
 
2012-11-18 02:31:10 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: HotIgneous Intruder: Because boobs talk.

Really? shiat, how do I start training mine to talk? That sounds AWESOME!


Maybe they could give a guy some advice when it's fun time.
 
2012-11-18 02:35:47 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: CapeFearCadaver: HotIgneous Intruder: Because boobs talk.

Really? shiat, how do I start training mine to talk? That sounds AWESOME!

Maybe they could give a guy some advice when it's fun time.


So like a secret double agent? "Pssst, hey, you; yeah, you... I know you're busy sucking on me, but I got something to say to you... shhhh, it's okay, keep being in your happy place... You know the girl that I'm attached to? Yeah, that whole body that I come from? She's really cool... you should put a ring on it."

Ahhh, the possibilities!
 
2012-11-18 02:39:27 PM  
Big farkin' tits. Damn I'd like to stick my dick between them big-ass boobs.
 
2012-11-18 02:40:06 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I May Be Crazy But...: CapeFearCadaver: HotIgneous Intruder: Because boobs talk.

Really? shiat, how do I start training mine to talk? That sounds AWESOME!

Maybe they could give a guy some advice when it's fun time.

So like a secret double agent? "Pssst, hey, you; yeah, you... I know you're busy sucking on me, but I got something to say to you... shhhh, it's okay, keep being in your happy place... You know the girl that I'm attached to? Yeah, that whole body that I come from? She's really cool... you should put a ring on it."

Ahhh, the possibilities!


I was thinking more along the lines of "You know what she really likes..."

I can be told it's time for me to put a ring on her by her grandmother without interrupting anything.

/And now I just thought about her grandmother and getting frisky with my fiancee right next to each other.
//'Scuse me, I have some heavy drinking to do.
 
2012-11-18 02:41:28 PM  

jso2897: If we had a betting pool on prominent Republicans jumping ship, I'd plop a couple of bucks down on Chris Christie.


My money's on Jon Huntsman.

On topic, Meghan McCain is only of the barest interest because of who her father is, that she is apparently somewhat sane (which is a big deal in the GOP), and her giant sweater puppies (her overall chubbiness aside). But let's get real. She isn't running for office or setting an agenda or anything. She's just famous for being a Republican curiosity. If she were to leave the party, then she would cease to be interesting. She would just be a moderate-conservative celebrity child who isn't thin enough or polished enough to be a TV host.
 
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