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(Prof. Solomon)   The 12 Principles for finding lost items. Maybe now someone will find all the missing periods at the end of the Fark posts   ( divider line
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2012-11-18 12:56:52 PM  
8 votes:
A comma is a quick pause. A period is a full pause. A missing period is a pregnant pause.
2012-11-18 12:42:25 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-11-18 04:34:47 PM  
2 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: HairBolus: # 13 - look in your hand

I'm sure I'm not alone in cases where I'm doing something (fixing something, leaving the house, etc.) and I wind up looking for something (a bold, keys, etc.) that I have already found and am holding in my hand.

I once went crazy looking for the car keys. They were in my left front pants pocket (where they are supposed to be).

I once had something to do/someplace to go, and it was important. I was running late, and got a bit flustered. I'm standing on the front porch, trying to find my farking keys, so I can lock the farking house, and I can't get my hand in my pocket to look for them and I was on the verge of pitching and why can't I get my HAND in my farking POCKET ... and I realized it was because I was holding my keys.
2012-11-18 12:55:58 PM  
2 votes:
Lost my patience to click thru a twelve page article. Wonder if the guy can help me find it.
2012-11-18 12:37:37 PM  
2 votes:

FloydA: mamoru: Well, it's always in the last place you look.


I should hope so!

I always keep looking. You never know what you'll find.
2012-11-18 10:49:46 AM  
2 votes:
2012-11-18 10:30:18 AM  
2 votes:

nekom: Don't forget to check in the fridge. I can't tell you how many odd items I've eventually found there.

Just chillin'?
2012-11-18 09:30:38 AM  
2 votes:
Recycle all the extra apostrophes into periods.
2012-11-18 04:29:02 PM  
1 vote:
I only use Jan Hankl's Flank Pat System to find things.
2012-11-18 04:05:51 PM  
1 vote:
If you'd prefer to solve the problem, install security cameras. If you ever misplace something you can simply rewind the footage to a place you saw it, then watch to see what you did with it.
2012-11-18 02:59:12 PM  
1 vote:
There's only one thing you need to do to find anything: the flank pat.
2012-11-18 02:22:36 PM  
1 vote:
Mitchell And Webb clip. Took me a minute to find it.
2012-11-18 01:55:25 PM  
1 vote:

oh_please: unyon: By far, my most misplaced item is my glasses. Ever try to find your glasses when you don't have your glasses?

If you have a smartphone with a camera, turn it on and hold the screen up close to your eyes.

If you have a smartphone with a camera, take a picture when you put down your glasses. Then, when you want to find your glasses, have a friend call you and follow the sound of the ringer until you find your phone and you can look at the picture.
2012-11-18 01:48:09 PM  
1 vote:
Always look first in the last place you look.
2012-11-18 12:54:25 PM  
1 vote:
There is nothing funny about missing periods. NOTHING!
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-18 12:49:09 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe now someone will find all the missing periods at the end of the Fark posts[.]

Once of the big SF magazines accidentally all the periods from an issue. The publisher apologized and put up a web page full of periods for customers to use.
2012-11-18 12:41:05 PM  
1 vote:

mamoru: Well, it's always in the last place you look.


Sometimes I keep looking after I find whatever it is, just to prove that wrong.
2012-11-18 12:36:48 PM  
1 vote:
13. caught sayof
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