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(NASCAR)   It's the final race of the season and it's come down to two men: Brad "iPhone" Keselowski and Jimmie "J.J." Johnson. It's the Ford EcoBoost 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway, 2pm on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 514
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2012-11-18 12:44:48 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

I know this is the final RACE of 2012, but I dunno - I just don't consider the 2012 season over until everyone is off probation.
 
2012-11-18 12:45:31 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

If your gut is telling you Jimmie, but your heart is telling you Brad, that means you have 2 internal organs disagreeing, and that's weird.
 
2012-11-18 12:47:21 PM  
Let me get these out of the way too

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-18 12:48:08 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-18 12:48:48 PM  
img.photobucket.com

(thanks to Nascarcasm)
 
2012-11-18 12:49:34 PM  
img.photobucket.com

(Nascarcasm again)

/i'm done
 
2012-11-18 12:51:18 PM  
Oh wait

New 5 Hour Energy ad

/let's go racing in about 2-3 hrs
 
2012-11-18 01:02:50 PM  
So NOW are we taking bets what lap Gordon gets taken out?
 
2012-11-18 01:03:42 PM  
Go 31
 
2012-11-18 01:04:17 PM  

QueenMamaBee: So NOW are we taking bets what lap Gordon gets taken out?


121
 
2012-11-18 01:06:31 PM  
hm.. Mark in the 55 today.. darn.. was hoping to see Mikey headhunting Jeff
 
2012-11-18 01:09:50 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

A happy birthday to @DennyHamlin. Here's hoping Tony Stewart doesn't give you the "pinch to grow an inch" in his own special way.
 
2012-11-18 01:10:31 PM  
The ultimate, animated Idol is complete and ready!

It shall debut today!
 
2012-11-18 01:10:50 PM  

mikaloyd: QueenMamaBee: So NOW are we taking bets what lap Gordon gets taken out?

121


Lap 35 (once Gordon catches up to Bowyer).
 
2012-11-18 01:16:37 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The ultimate, animated Idol is complete and ready!

It shall debut today!


That right there is enough to make me decide to hang out for the race. Go BRAD....please?
 
2012-11-18 01:17:43 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

I know this is the final RACE of 2012, but I dunno - I just don't consider the 2012 season over until everyone is off probation.


I don't get why they gave Gordon probation until the end of the calendar year when that is just one race. I guess they are worried Gordon might spill a drink on Bowyer at the awards dinner.
 
2012-11-18 01:20:11 PM  
Damn, I can't believe we are at the end of another season. Here's to all of us reconvening here next year, including Warchild, who I am dedicating this race to and hoping he gets his butt back here in February. We miss ya, Warch!

And to lighten things up because I just made myself sad, here's, well, something: 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-18 01:20:45 PM  

clear_prop: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

I know this is the final RACE of 2012, but I dunno - I just don't consider the 2012 season over until everyone is off probation.

I don't get why they gave Gordon probation until the end of the calendar year when that is just one race. I guess they are worried Gordon might spill a drink on Bowyer at the awards dinner.


Thing is, Gordon *won't* be getting the automatic invite to the awards dinner (only the top 10 drivers get the invite, and Gordon can't finish any higher than 11th). And I agree, probation till Dec. 31st is just silly. They should have given him 6 months probation. And they are probably upset that Gordon didn't qualify 5th, so he could start on the inside of Bowyer.
 
2012-11-18 01:23:12 PM  
I'm at the store, buying my own Sunoco race fuel. Do I actually have to pull for Krashalotski today? Fine. *sigh*

Go JPM!
 
2012-11-18 01:24:22 PM  

vegaswench: And to lighten things up because I just made myself sad, here's, well, something: 

[i.imgur.com image 850x490]


As a game designer, your pic immediately inspired my mind to hypothesize a NASCAR-themed Double Dash that has spear-wielding kittens as powerups.
 
2012-11-18 01:24:59 PM  
a.espncdn.com
 
2012-11-18 01:25:37 PM  

The Bestest: vegaswench: And to lighten things up because I just made myself sad, here's, well, something: 

[i.imgur.com image 850x490]

As a game designer, your pic immediately inspired my mind to hypothesize a NASCAR-themed Double Dash that has spear-wielding kittens as powerups.


I would totally play that.
 
2012-11-18 01:31:17 PM  
F1 in Texas starting now, NASCAR starts in 90 minutes.

it's a good race day!
 
2012-11-18 01:31:18 PM  
im at the race right now and just watched kid rock for the intro concert

/getting a kick out of these replies etc.
//Go Martin!
///hope crashlowski wins the champonship just for a change of pace
 
2012-11-18 01:32:53 PM  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 200x325]

(Nascarcasm again)

/i'm done


Okay...that's funny right thar.
 
2012-11-18 01:32:56 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: im at the race right now


So jealous. Have a great time!
 
2012-11-18 01:33:46 PM  

The Bestest: hm.. Mark in the 55 today.. darn.. was hoping to see Mikey headhunting Jeff


They sent in the old guy. He can make it look like an accident.
 
2012-11-18 01:36:32 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-18 01:40:04 PM  

Mztlplx: The Bestest: hm.. Mark in the 55 today.. darn.. was hoping to see Mikey headhunting Jeff

They sent in the old guy. He can make it look like an accident.


Yep, get just underneath El Jeffy's left rear quarterpanel, slide up the track just a tad, instantspin into the wall for El Jeffy, claim he was holding his line.
 
2012-11-18 01:41:28 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Mztlplx: The Bestest: hm.. Mark in the 55 today.. darn.. was hoping to see Mikey headhunting Jeff

They sent in the old guy. He can make it look like an accident.

Yep, get just underneath El Jeffy's left rear quarterpanel, slide up the track just a tad, instantspin into the wall for El Jeffy, claim he was holding his line.


Martin is perfect for the job. Who'd believe that Mark would actually *do* something like that? Alibi by reputation.
 
2012-11-18 01:41:42 PM  
Clint is so....so...Kansan.
 
2012-11-18 01:42:08 PM  
*shrug* Go Brad K
 
2012-11-18 01:42:14 PM  

Mztlplx: ClavellBCMI: Mztlplx: The Bestest: hm.. Mark in the 55 today.. darn.. was hoping to see Mikey headhunting Jeff

They sent in the old guy. He can make it look like an accident.

Yep, get just underneath El Jeffy's left rear quarterpanel, slide up the track just a tad, instantspin into the wall for El Jeffy, claim he was holding his line.

Martin is perfect for the job. Who'd believe that Mark would actually *do* something like that? Alibi by reputation.


Except Mark won't do that
 
2012-11-18 01:42:52 PM  

vegaswench: Igor Jakovsky: im at the race right now

So jealous. Have a great time!


Thanks. One nice thing about living in fl if you are a nascar fan is that you can go to the first and last race of the season every year.

/dad , bro and I got to these every year
//its fun to post in a thread at the actual event
 
2012-11-18 01:43:03 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Mztlplx: ClavellBCMI: Mztlplx: The Bestest: hm.. Mark in the 55 today.. darn.. was hoping to see Mikey headhunting Jeff

They sent in the old guy. He can make it look like an accident.

Yep, get just underneath El Jeffy's left rear quarterpanel, slide up the track just a tad, instantspin into the wall for El Jeffy, claim he was holding his line.

Martin is perfect for the job. Who'd believe that Mark would actually *do* something like that? Alibi by reputation.

Except Mark won't do that


Exactly my point.
 
2012-11-18 01:43:56 PM  

emonk: Clint is so....so...Kansan.


Whoaaa.....

...bows then assumes lotus position....

Sensei.
 
2012-11-18 01:47:06 PM  

Mztlplx: emonk: Clint is so....so...Kansan.

Whoaaa.....

...bows then assumes lotus position....

Sensei.


How's that Benz this week?
 
2012-11-18 01:47:10 PM  
Kick butt Bad Brad
 
2012-11-18 01:49:51 PM  

emonk: Mztlplx: emonk: Clint is so....so...Kansan.

Whoaaa.....

...bows then assumes lotus position....

Sensei.

How's that Benz this week?


Der Panzerkriegswagen ist operational and ready for Poland....oh wait....
 
2012-11-18 01:54:34 PM  

Mztlplx: emonk: Mztlplx: emonk: Clint is so....so...Kansan.

Whoaaa.....

...bows then assumes lotus position....

Sensei.

How's that Benz this week?

Der Panzerkriegswagen ist operational and ready for Poland....oh wait....


Pack a Waffenfabrik.

//Did Fark just burp? Just experienced some weirdness.
 
2012-11-18 01:57:44 PM  
We apparently just got FarkUs'd.
 
2012-11-18 01:59:21 PM  
That beard just makes you want to shave rude words into it while he's sleeping.
 
2012-11-18 01:59:47 PM  

Mztlplx: We apparently just got FarkUs'd.


Huh. Mika rant incoming in 3...2...
 
2012-11-18 01:59:49 PM  

Mztlplx: We apparently just got FarkUs'd.


LeSigh. Again.
 
2012-11-18 02:00:19 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: We apparently just got FarkUs'd.

Huh. Mika rant incoming in 3...2...


Think they fixed it, we're still on Sports too.
 
2012-11-18 02:01:06 PM  

Mztlplx: That beard just makes you want to shave rude words into it while he's sleeping.


NEWMAN!

//Young Guns...yada, yada....
 
2012-11-18 02:02:28 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Mztlplx: We apparently just got FarkUs'd.

LeSigh. Again.


still in the Sports tab, too, so it's all good.
 
2012-11-18 02:04:54 PM  

vegaswench: Damn, I can't believe we are at the end of another season. Here's to all of us reconvening here next year, including Warchild, who I am dedicating this race to and hoping he gets his butt back here in February. We miss ya, Warch!

And to lighten things up because I just made myself sad, here's, well, something: 

[i.imgur.com image 850x490]

 
2012-11-18 02:05:24 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ClavellBCMI: Mztlplx: We apparently just got FarkUs'd.

LeSigh. Again.

still in the Sports tab, too, so it's all good.


That works.
 
2012-11-18 02:05:38 PM  
I'd like to see NASCAR take on the new road course in Austin. F1 looks great on the track, and it looks wide enough for some good stock car racing, too.
 
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