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tillerman35: Tentacle: marinade? for a steak?heresy"The same operation applied to both sides of a truthful equality results in a second equality which is also truthful." Euclid, circa 300 B.C.Start with the original expression: Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey = Steak MarinadeSubtract "Marinade" from both expressions: (Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey) - Marinade = Steak Marinade - Marinade.Now add "Steak" to both expressions: ((Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak Marinade - Marinade + Steak.Since the vinegar and whiskey are equal to the marinade, simplify: ((Marinade) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak + (Marinade - Marinade) + SteakNow, reduce: Steak = Steak + Steakor Steak = 2 SteaksMore simply put: Steak without marinade is twice as good as steak WITH marinade.
Tentacle: marinade? for a steak?heresy"The same operation applied to both sides of a truthful equality results in a second equality which is also truthful."
max_pooper: woman + kitchen = dinner
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