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2012-11-18 12:55:47 PM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-18 10:28:27 AM  
3 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

plus whatever is floating around the fridge.


If food is floating around your fridge, you may have a leak.
2012-11-18 01:02:41 PM  
2 votes:

tillerman35: Tentacle: marinade? for a steak?

heresy

"The same operation applied to both sides of a truthful equality results in a second equality which is also truthful." Euclid, circa 300 B.C.

Start with the original expression:
     Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey = Steak Marinade
Subtract "Marinade" from both expressions:
     (Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey) - Marinade = Steak Marinade - Marinade.
Now add "Steak" to both expressions:
     ((Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak Marinade - Marinade + Steak.
Since the vinegar and whiskey are equal to the marinade, simplify:
     ((Marinade) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak + (Marinade - Marinade) + Steak
Now, reduce:
     Steak = Steak + Steak
or
     Steak = 2 Steaks

More simply put: Steak without marinade is twice as good as steak WITH marinade.


And since you already have the whiskey handy, you are only one short step away from the turf and turf.
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-18 12:19:37 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-18 12:01:17 PM  
2 votes:

Tentacle: marinade? for a steak?

heresy

"The same operation applied to both sides of a truthful equality results in a second equality which is also truthful."

Euclid, circa 300 B.C.

Start with the original expression:
     Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey = Steak Marinade
Subtract "Marinade" from both expressions:
     (Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey) - Marinade = Steak Marinade - Marinade.
Now add "Steak" to both expressions:
     ((Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak Marinade - Marinade + Steak.
Since the vinegar and whiskey are equal to the marinade, simplify:
     ((Marinade) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak + (Marinade - Marinade) + Steak
Now, reduce:
     Steak = Steak + Steak
or
     Steak = 2 Steaks

More simply put: Steak without marinade is twice as good as steak WITH marinade.
2012-11-18 09:20:59 AM  
2 votes:
Insanely easy 1 ingredient recipe: beer=liquid lunch
2012-11-18 10:19:24 PM  
1 votes:
Ketchup + butter = Honey Boo Boo sketti sauce
2012-11-18 08:49:32 PM  
1 votes:

max_pooper: woman + kitchen = dinner


You must eat out often.
2012-11-18 08:28:31 PM  
1 votes:
woman + kitchen = dinner
2012-11-18 12:30:04 PM  
1 votes:
 
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