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(Buzzfeed)   34 insanely simple, two-ingredient recipes. Yet more proof that Nutella is the duct tape of the kitchen   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 82
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2012-11-18 09:20:59 AM
Insanely easy 1 ingredient recipe: beer=liquid lunch
 
2012-11-18 10:22:08 AM
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plus whatever is floating around the fridge.
 
2012-11-18 10:28:27 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

plus whatever is floating around the fridge.


If food is floating around your fridge, you may have a leak.
 
2012-11-18 10:28:56 AM
I'm making turkey leg confit for Thanksgiving, which (after curing) is just turkey leg + duck fat, so that's only two ingredients by their count.
 
2012-11-18 10:30:14 AM
Equal parts bittersweet chocolate chips and heavy cream, microwave until chocolate begins to melt and whisk thoroughly. quick and dirty ganâche.
 
2012-11-18 10:32:06 AM

Summoner101: Quantum Apostrophe: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

plus whatever is floating around the fridge.

If food is floating around your fridge, you may have a leak.


No, silly, I'm on the ISS.
 
2012-11-18 10:38:30 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Summoner101: Quantum Apostrophe: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

plus whatever is floating around the fridge.

If food is floating around your fridge, you may have a leak.

No, silly, I'm on the ISS.


If you have a leak on the ISS, that's even worse.
 
2012-11-18 10:38:46 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Summoner101: Quantum Apostrophe: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

plus whatever is floating around the fridge.

If food is floating around your fridge, you may have a leak.

No, silly, I'm on the ISS.


You may want to reconsider that rice then.
 
2012-11-18 10:40:18 AM
list starts with nutella + egg

surely nutella has 1 ingredient.

/ diaf stupid shiats
// seriously
 
2012-11-18 10:41:47 AM
I am trying the greek yogurt + self rising flour = pizza dough this week. Very interested!
 
2012-11-18 10:43:16 AM
And considering self rising flour is flour pre mixed with what you would use in that recipe otherwise...

Silly list is silly. And I doubt few of those would work like the picture. Especially when they included optional ingredients to make what was in the picture.
 
2012-11-18 10:47:08 AM
I have done the diet soda + can of sweetened condensed milk ice cream. Not bad.

Two chicks at my old office were always on weight watchers so on fridays they'd bring an ice cream maker and people would bring diet soda and milk. I think my favorite was diet orange ice cream. It's not going to replace any ice cream you can buy, but it's a pretty nice on a warm day.
 
2012-11-18 11:04:58 AM

JonZoidberg: I am trying the greek yogurt + self rising flour = pizza dough this week. Very interested!


Eh, I'm kinda skeptical.

The real secret to good pizza dough is beer and honey.
 
2012-11-18 11:20:47 AM
marinade? for a steak?

heresy
 
2012-11-18 11:25:54 AM
Did anyone notice that the autrhor, Peggy Wang, looks like a surprised black dude?

Oh, steak & spuds = steak & spuds.
 
2012-11-18 11:29:21 AM

Theaetetus: I'm making turkey leg confit for Thanksgiving, which (after curing) is just turkey leg + duck fat, so that's only two ingredients by their count.


Confit made from turkey would be turkey leg cooked in turkey fat. Isn't that how confit works?
 
2012-11-18 11:30:29 AM
two favs in the house.... cooked at least once a week (one or the other)

salsa + Chicken = Salsa Chicken (put both ingredients in a slow cooker, cook for 6-8 hours, shred... do what you like

BBQ sauce + Chicken = BBQ Chicken (same as above, put on a potato)
 
2012-11-18 11:39:06 AM

Summoner101: Quantum Apostrophe: Summoner101: Quantum Apostrophe: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

plus whatever is floating around the fridge.

If food is floating around your fridge, you may have a leak.

No, silly, I'm on the ISS.

You may want to reconsider that rice then.


I actually just noticed I don't have any scallions. I might have to 3D print some.
 
2012-11-18 11:42:50 AM
"22. Nutella + Milk = Hot Chocolate"

Or... chocolate syrup + milk?
 
2012-11-18 11:45:22 AM
Steak + Fire = Grilled Steak (16 parts steak for 1 part fire)
 
2012-11-18 12:01:17 PM

Tentacle: marinade? for a steak?

heresy

"The same operation applied to both sides of a truthful equality results in a second equality which is also truthful."

Euclid, circa 300 B.C.

Start with the original expression:
     Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey = Steak Marinade
Subtract "Marinade" from both expressions:
     (Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey) - Marinade = Steak Marinade - Marinade.
Now add "Steak" to both expressions:
     ((Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak Marinade - Marinade + Steak.
Since the vinegar and whiskey are equal to the marinade, simplify:
     ((Marinade) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak + (Marinade - Marinade) + Steak
Now, reduce:
     Steak = Steak + Steak
or
     Steak = 2 Steaks

More simply put: Steak without marinade is twice as good as steak WITH marinade.
 
2012-11-18 12:02:03 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: plus whatever is floating around the fridge.


Are you making a 전?
 
2012-11-18 12:05:41 PM

Bippal: Theaetetus: I'm making turkey leg confit for Thanksgiving, which (after curing) is just turkey leg + duck fat, so that's only two ingredients by their count.

Confit made from turkey would be turkey leg cooked in turkey fat. Isn't that how confit works?


Technically, any fat works, since confire is just preserving. For example, many confit d'oie preparations include pork fat.
 
2012-11-18 12:07:40 PM

tillerman35: Since the vinegar and whiskey are equal to the marinade, simplify:
     ((Marinade) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak + (Marinade - Marinade) + Steak
Now, reduce:
     Steak = Steak + Steak


Silly, reducing a marinade adds a syrup.
 
2012-11-18 12:09:59 PM
Two ingredient recipes, big deal. Cake mix + water = cake. That's about the level of most of these. Use one or more pre-fab ingredients that took a lot of time and steps to produce.
 
2012-11-18 12:10:10 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

plus whatever is floating around the fridge.


b..bu..but there's only out of dat atoms in my fridge
 
2012-11-18 12:19:20 PM

tillerman35:
Steak = 2 Steaks

It appears we have a mathemagician in the house... or perhaps a theoretical gastronomer
 
2012-11-18 12:19:37 PM
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2012-11-18 12:24:29 PM

uttertosh: Quantum Apostrophe: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

plus whatever is floating around the fridge.

b..bu..but there's only out of dat atoms in my fridge


Well of course you have to get out your tweezers and get rid of the middle-aged atoms with their bifocals and beer bellies. They don't make for tasty food. I wonder what happens to all the old atoms in old people when they die. Is there like a pile of old, slow carbon atoms out there that we shouldn't use anymore?

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 145x348]+ [i236.photobucket.com image 225x225]


Good idea. I like the Quarter Cask myself. Although I'm more of a Glenfarclas man right now.
 
2012-11-18 12:30:04 PM
 
2012-11-18 12:40:04 PM

Mytch: Quantum Apostrophe: plus whatever is floating around the fridge.

Are you making a 전?


Ummm...
copy and paste
google translate

"since"
hmmm.
paste into GIS
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drool...

Well, I bought this pack of pancake batter mix at a Korean store in Montreal (ste-cath near the hideous new condo vomitation for the curious).

I'm gonna try tonight to make something edible, if not delicious.
 
2012-11-18 12:46:53 PM
To all the "OMG PREFAB INGERDENTS is not 1 INGERDENT" people, you're kinda missing the point.

/going to try the pizza dough
 
2012-11-18 12:55:47 PM
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2012-11-18 01:00:10 PM
If Nutella is the duct tape of the kitchen then BACON is the gaffers tape of the kitchen.

/gaffers tape gets shiat done.
//At $25 a roll.
 
2012-11-18 01:02:41 PM

tillerman35: Tentacle: marinade? for a steak?

heresy

"The same operation applied to both sides of a truthful equality results in a second equality which is also truthful." Euclid, circa 300 B.C.

Start with the original expression:
     Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey = Steak Marinade
Subtract "Marinade" from both expressions:
     (Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey) - Marinade = Steak Marinade - Marinade.
Now add "Steak" to both expressions:
     ((Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak Marinade - Marinade + Steak.
Since the vinegar and whiskey are equal to the marinade, simplify:
     ((Marinade) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak + (Marinade - Marinade) + Steak
Now, reduce:
     Steak = Steak + Steak
or
     Steak = 2 Steaks

More simply put: Steak without marinade is twice as good as steak WITH marinade.


And since you already have the whiskey handy, you are only one short step away from the turf and turf.
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2012-11-18 01:07:12 PM
List was heavy on the sweets and light on substance. I'm a bit disappointed.
 
2012-11-18 01:26:02 PM
Stupid-easy marinade:

1/3 cup soy sauce*
2 tbsp vinegar
2 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 tsp black pepper
1 tsp oregano, or dill, or red pepper flake, or curry power, or ginger, or any damn thing you want 

*Use real soy sauce, not that LaChoy crap
 
2012-11-18 01:33:31 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Mytch: Quantum Apostrophe: plus whatever is floating around the fridge.

Are you making a 전?

Ummm...
copy and paste
google translate
"since"
hmmm.
paste into GIS
 

drool...

Well, I bought this pack of pancake batter mix at a Korean store in Montreal (ste-cath near the hideous new condo vomitation for the curious).

I'm gonna try tonight to make something edible, if not delicious.


Ah, yeah, it's a kind of 전.
Maybe you would like 고추파전(jeon with peppers and green onions or 해물파전 (jeon with octopus and green onions).
 
2012-11-18 01:43:27 PM
Melt chocolate. Stir in peanut butter.

Use as a dip with the cookie of your choice.
 
2012-11-18 01:56:35 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: I wonder what happens to all the old atoms in old people when they die. Is there like a pile of old, slow carbon atoms out there that we shouldn't use anymore?


Fortunately running old atoms through a 3D printer rejuvenates them and they can go on to live happy, fulfilling lives.
 
2012-11-18 01:59:40 PM
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Anyone who uses that disgusting crap in a kitchen must think Cheetos count as dairy. Might as well add a metric assload of sugar to a bucket of lard and dig into that with a big spoon.

Horribly disgusting "recipe" list, looks like the shopping list of morbidly obese white trash riding an electric wheelchair in Walmart.
 
2012-11-18 02:13:26 PM
Fine, I'm going to fark with your minds a bit here.


Heavy Cream and rendered bacon fat in a mixer.

Mix until all whey is spent.


Bacon Butter.
 
2012-11-18 02:24:08 PM

theorellior: Quantum Apostrophe: I wonder what happens to all the old atoms in old people when they die. Is there like a pile of old, slow carbon atoms out there that we shouldn't use anymore?

Fortunately running old atoms through a 3D printer rejuvenates them and they can go on to live happy, fulfilling lives.


See? You're getting it. Was it that hard? I find great humor in this.
 
2012-11-18 02:34:24 PM
Nutella is disgusting.
 
2012-11-18 02:40:32 PM
You complainers might want to contact the author about this. The author obviously had no idea that nutella and self-rising flour contain multiple ingredients, and is probably completely ignorant of the unfathomable devastation this piece of misinformation is causing.
 
2012-11-18 02:48:44 PM
The pizza dough one definitely caught my interest. Seems like a great way to make a quick and easy dough.
 
2012-11-18 03:12:17 PM

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Anyone who uses that disgusting crap in a kitchen must think Cheetos count as dairy.


you must be real fun at parties
 
2012-11-18 03:13:43 PM
Nutella hipsters. I've seen everything now.
 
2012-11-18 03:36:59 PM
Just like to point out that the final product pictured has a lot more than 2 ingredients
 
2012-11-18 03:38:27 PM
Steak + potatoes = dinner!
 
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