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(Daily Mail)   Even at 54, Jennifer Tilly looks..... oh, my   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 39
    More: Spiffy, Jennifer Tilly, gala, decolletages, Katy Perry, red carpet  
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2012-11-18 01:45:38 AM  
6 votes:
looks like she's opening with a pair.
2012-11-18 02:58:26 PM  
5 votes:

PsyLord: Christina Hendricks called. She wants her dress back. I should send the pictures to PETA since it's cruel to treat puppies like that.


Christina Hendricks-Jennifer Tilly sandwich...
25.media.tumblr.com
I like boobs. Sue me
2012-11-18 02:53:35 AM  
4 votes:
Weight, 105. Yeah, in your bra!
2012-11-18 10:00:33 AM  
3 votes:
www.the-frat-pack.com
2012-11-18 08:36:41 AM  
3 votes:

tungub: She's old and fat. No amount of cleavage can fix that. Sorry, ladies.


Do you know I how I know you are teh gay?
2012-11-18 08:08:41 AM  
3 votes:
If you've got 'em, make sure they can be seen from three blocks away.
2012-11-18 02:15:15 AM  
3 votes:
She's 68 but she says she's 64

/and I ain't gonna work on Tilly's farm no more
2012-11-18 01:57:48 AM  
3 votes:

ManateeGag: looks like she's opening with a pair.


Are we talking tits or chins?
2012-11-18 08:07:02 PM  
2 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
2012-11-18 05:31:41 PM  
2 votes:
i26.tinypic.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
/stupid un-hotlinkable pics
2012-11-18 01:21:09 PM  
2 votes:
Am I wrong for being gay and wanting to fist...angry god...her?

//I think it's the epic cleavage
///Body is smoking too
////WAIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GAY THEFUQ?!111!
2012-11-18 10:23:16 AM  
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Sheer darling: Her dress for the event at Bacara Resort & Spa in Santa Barbara, California featured lacy arms ample cleavage.
2012-11-18 08:48:23 AM  
2 votes:
"Abundant" is the word that comes to mind.
2012-11-18 08:40:12 AM  
2 votes:

Shadowtag: If you've got 'em, make sure they can be seen from three blocks away.


I'm sure the CIA's spy satellites can track those from orbit.
2012-11-18 08:07:40 AM  
2 votes:
Jennifer Tilly has always been on my To Do list.

*clicks link*

Jennifer Tilly is still on my To Do list.
2012-11-18 04:04:29 AM  
2 votes:

alienated: as oppossed to Swallows...


African or European swallows?
2012-11-18 03:08:40 AM  
2 votes:

alienated: Yeah, like most of you would not crawl over broken glass just to motorboat those fine bewbs .


you're god damn right I would.
2012-11-18 02:23:39 AM  
2 votes:

Happy Hours: She's 68 but she says she's 654

/and I ain't gonna work on Tilly's farm no more


FTFM.. 

/she hands you a nickel, well she hands you a dime
and she asks you with a grin if you're having a good time.
2012-11-19 01:55:17 AM  
1 votes:
She rear ended my sister in law on sunset a few... fark you aren't reading anymore

/it was in my damn car!! Stupid star struck sister didnt get her insurance
2012-11-18 10:36:09 PM  
1 votes:
i would like to ejaculate on her breasts
2012-11-18 07:02:04 PM  
1 votes:

eas81: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 500x333]

/YES PLEASE!!!


I remember the night the Missus and I watched "Bound" together. If I didn't have as much of a smile on my face the next morning I could have filed assault charges.
2012-11-18 05:30:02 PM  
1 votes:

omeganuepsilon: italie: Either:

a) Every woman you have dated has been a supermodel
b) You have never touched a real woman, and your only reference is internet porn

Given that you site the internet in your argument, I'm going to call this a "b" and move on.

Have a good evening, lefty.

I like how your argument consists of "i'm rubber and you're glue". VERY clever...

Doesn't need to be a super model to NOT have a loaf of cellulite covering the abdominal area. It's so bad she couldn't even reign it in with her clothes for christ's sake. Even Christina Hendricks manages that feat.



"site" the internet?

I cite the internet, because that is where this discussion is taking place.


Oooh, look at Mr Spelling over here. Let's look at his profile...

"Over the years I've seen to many kids, even one's I like"

Hmm.
2012-11-18 04:10:32 PM  
1 votes:

Alphax: Shadowtag: If you've got 'em, make sure they can be seen from three blocks away.

I'm sure the CIA's spy satellites can track those from orbit.


I'm sure those can track CIA spy satellites from Earth.
2012-11-18 01:47:07 PM  
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .


What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.
2012-11-18 01:37:01 PM  
1 votes:

PsyLord: Christina Hendricks called. She wants her dress back. I should send the pictures to PETA since it's cruel to treat puppies kittens like that.


FTFCM
2012-11-18 01:27:10 PM  
1 votes:
Well within specifications
2012-11-18 01:18:38 PM  
1 votes:

Techhell: Those are terrible photo's of Jennifer Tilly. Also that outfit is a massive failure. If you want to see Jennifer Tilly looking her best, watch some of the Poker tournaments where she's playing against other women, so isn't dressing to distract. Not so much make up, not displaying as much boob as possible, and she is one of the most beautiful women in the world.


yeah..and the excellent thing about Tilly is that she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .LOL

granted, she's a bit big and who knows what happens when the wrapping comes of, but she IS remarkably preserved..

her nutty sister on the other hand...

(amidoinitright?)
2012-11-18 01:17:19 PM  
1 votes:

Techhell: If you want to see Jennifer Tilly looking her best, watch
some of the Poker tournaments where she's playing against other
women, so isn't dressing to distract.


www.rccrawler.com
2012-11-18 12:28:51 PM  
1 votes:

Spindle: I could never get past her voice honestly.


upload.wikimedia.org 

Of course I wouldn't be able to hear her anyway with my ears between that deafening boobage.
2012-11-18 10:18:11 AM  
1 votes:
I'd give her both inches.
2012-11-18 09:58:28 AM  
1 votes:

Spindle: I could never get past her voice honestly.


The voice is a bonus. Nice legs too.

/All the way from her ass to the floor
2012-11-18 09:34:31 AM  
1 votes:

Alphax: Shadowtag: If you've got 'em, make sure they can be seen from three blocks away.

I'm sure the CIA's spy satellites can track those from orbit.


According to Patriot Games, C cups and larger produce enough of a shadow to be visible on satellite imagery, and that was 25 years ago.
2012-11-18 08:54:40 AM  
1 votes:
I'd hit any of the Tillys. Even the hat.
2012-11-18 08:46:36 AM  
1 votes:
I'm all in.
2012-11-18 08:40:51 AM  
1 votes:

alienated: Yeah, like most of you would not crawl over broken glass just to motorboat those fine bewbs .


And everyone single one of us would look her in the eyes with a childlike innocence, say "yes ma'am" and start motorboating.

That is a mighty fine 54.
2012-11-18 08:33:31 AM  
1 votes:

tungub: She's old and fat. No amount of cleavage can fix that. Sorry, ladies.


Lies.

Lies lies lies lies lies.

Lies.
2012-11-18 08:09:47 AM  
1 votes:
Angry God, etc..etc...

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-18 03:58:40 AM  
1 votes:
as oppossed to Swallows... I'll quit now- tip the ModMin / Waitstaff.
2012-11-18 03:44:33 AM  
1 votes:

alienated: Damn, I wish I had her bewbs.


If it was up to me, every woman would have her boobs.

well...as soon as they hit 18 anyway.
 
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