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(Daily Mail)   Even at 54, Jennifer Tilly looks..... oh, my   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 140
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2012-11-18 08:38:40 PM  
I play in the WSOP every year, i have met her and been around her several times. ALWAYS seemed to be a very pleasant and friendly lady
 
2012-11-18 09:17:08 PM  
The things I would eat outta her ass.
 
2012-11-18 09:40:16 PM  
She look good for 54. Little on he heavy side. Drop 10-15 an she would look reat for 54.
 
2012-11-18 09:54:58 PM  

Spindle: I could never get past her voice honestly.


She could probably make a few milllon mini-mes with just her voice.
 
2012-11-18 10:09:35 PM  
I want to wear that woman like a feed-bag.

/so damn sexy
 
2012-11-18 10:36:09 PM  
i would like to ejaculate on her breasts
 
2012-11-18 10:41:18 PM  

steve_lou: Who would try and fark Daryl Hannah's ghost when a living Jennifer Tilly was around? A live Daryl Hannah in her prime, maybe.

It's an Irish ghost anyway.
Stick with a whore's ghost or a celebrity ghost. Not that Daryl Hannah isn't famous, I mean the character wasn't supposed to be a celebrity.


Wow. A High Spirits reference. You don't see those every day.

And really, come on... The whole castle was full of hot women. If Beverly D'Angelo's character weren't such a raging biatch, she'd have been a pretty good choice, too. Tilly's was busy trying to seduce Brother Tony, anyway.
 
2012-11-18 10:42:11 PM  
Sexy. Talented. Filthy rich. Plays poker. Smokes cigars.

I want to be her house cat.
 
2012-11-18 11:55:28 PM  
MEH.

Wait, I meant MEG. Yes, I prefer Meg. Jennifer might be fun and flaunt her boobies, but Meg had more of a quiet mystique to her. Haven't seen her in over a decade, though.

Also I think her belly is not being very well disguised in that dress.
 
2012-11-19 12:27:33 AM  
Oh my!
www.thevine.com.au
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-19 01:55:17 AM  
She rear ended my sister in law on sunset a few... fark you aren't reading anymore

/it was in my damn car!! Stupid star struck sister didnt get her insurance
 
Skr
2012-11-19 03:41:37 AM  
She's got huge

tracts of land 


/going with the python vibe started up yonder
 
2012-11-19 12:01:32 PM  

omeganuepsilon: [i26.tinypic.com image 600x743]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 645x511]
/stupid un-hotlinkable pics


Or maybe they're defending them because they don't think the woman in question has done anything wrong, are ok with how they're living their lives, and generally find gender-bullying skeezily disgusting. Maybe when they consider a female, they don't see a sex-object to be judged, cataloged, and put in it's place.

It's funny; you demean women by sexualizing them, a guy defends them against your putrid insults, and then you undermine him by saying he's sexualizing the woman in question. The level of sub-conscious self-hatred here is really pretty interesting; I mean, literally the first thing you can think of to discredit another man is that he's secretly participating in the same sort of objectification you are, that he's motivated by the same unethical sex-driven mindset you are, and that these attributes are the hallmarks of shameful loserdom. When idiots like you go on accusing someone of "white knighting" you're basically insulting yourselves and your own misogyny -calling it the most pathetic behavior a male can engage in- yet you're so myopic you don't even realize it.
 
2012-11-19 02:34:38 PM  
You don't read very well Heron.

Between motor boat and fist of god comments, the objectification in favor of is not all that secret.

Secondly:
misogyny =/= discussing the appearance of a public figure in a thread that is titled as such.

Some celebrities ask for a certain amount of objectification, hell it's part of her poker strategy. For many it's the very center of their career.

But what's important is that you've found a way to be superior to both sides.
 
2012-11-19 03:54:47 PM  
I'd be a motor boatin son of a biatch...I'd eat the A$$ the pu$$ the whole damn thing!!!!
 
2012-11-19 04:01:32 PM  

mooseyfate: I want to wear that woman like a feed-bag.

/so damn sexy


That.
 
2012-11-19 04:17:27 PM  

omeganuepsilon: You don't read very well Heron.

Between motor boat and fist of god comments, the objectification in favor of is not all that secret.

Secondly:
misogyny =/= discussing the appearance of a public figure in a thread that is titled as such.

Some celebrities ask for a certain amount of objectification, hell it's part of her poker strategy. For many it's the very center of their career.

But what's important is that you've found a way to be superior to both sides.


Well, let's review how you inserted yourself into this conversation. First, you called her fat, and then you explicitly stated that she was an absolute zero compared to what could be found on the internet. Then, when you were predictably called out on your bullshiat, instead of taking a step back and realizing you really didn't think your cunning plan through, you took a page from Todd Akin and doubled the fark down.

Now, I could waste effort and words detailing why you're...deluded. However, I'm kinda curious now. So I'll ask this; what, to you, constitutes a 10? Hell. Let's lower the bar. Show me a 6 or a 7. If Jennifer Tilly = 0, then what equals 6?
 
2012-11-19 04:36:42 PM  
Yeah, she still has it (mostly because of the boobs) but she is approaching Kathleen Turner territory.
 
2012-11-19 08:21:42 PM  

Clutch2013: Now, I could waste effort and words detailing why you're...deluded.


Yeah, fat is universally attractive?

I'm the deluded one, suuure.

Fark's lovers of land whales are a vocal and abusive minority. Lots of "you know how I know" like comments in this thread.

I'm just returning that bigoted abusive behavior in kind.

Clutch2013: So I'll ask this; what, to you, constitutes a 10? Hell. Let's lower the bar. Show me a 6 or a 7. If Jennifer Tilly = 0, then what equals 6?


Not 54 year olds with a bigger gut than me and dressing to flaunt it. That's pretty much a granny fatty fetish right there, serious borderline kink. Do you spank it to people of Wal-Mart as well?

But I suppose among the brony and furry population on fark, it could be much worse compared to my tastes. I'll say this for them though, at least they have the decency to not vehemently attempt to attack people who find their tastes...disturbing.

Call them an asshole, sure, but then they move on. They don't obsessively white knight against someone labeled a troll, gay, and deluded as if those defensive insulters are the 1%'ers of insecure people on the internet. They say a pony prayer of sorts and move on.

Answering you with any specificty will only get my submitted hotty's studmanned to death. Sharp knees indeed, anything compared to JT would be sharp, she makes Aria Giovanni look like an anorexic bag of antlers.
 
2012-11-19 09:20:29 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: Now, I could waste effort and words detailing why you're...deluded.

Yeah, fat is universally attractive?

I'm the deluded one, suuure.

Fark's lovers of land whales are a vocal and abusive minority. Lots of "you know how I know" like comments in this thread.

I'm just returning that bigoted abusive behavior in kind.

Clutch2013: So I'll ask this; what, to you, constitutes a 10? Hell. Let's lower the bar. Show me a 6 or a 7. If Jennifer Tilly = 0, then what equals 6?

Not 54 year olds with a bigger gut than me and dressing to flaunt it. That's pretty much a granny fatty fetish right there, serious borderline kink. Do you spank it to people of Wal-Mart as well?

But I suppose among the brony and furry population on fark, it could be much worse compared to my tastes. I'll say this for them though, at least they have the decency to not vehemently attempt to attack people who find their tastes...disturbing.

Call them an asshole, sure, but then they move on. They don't obsessively white knight against someone labeled a troll, gay, and deluded as if those defensive insulters are the 1%'ers of insecure people on the internet. They say a pony prayer of sorts and move on.

Answering you with any specificty will only get my submitted hotty's studmanned to death. Sharp knees indeed, anything compared to JT would be sharp, she makes Aria Giovanni look like an anorexic bag of antlers.


...Right. You know what, I'm going to concur with everyone else and assume you're either trolling or you have an incredibly misogynistic world view - the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.
 
2012-11-19 10:30:07 PM  

omeganuepsilon: WORDS. I'M POOPING WORDS. EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY WORD POOP! HERPTY-DERPTY-DOOOOOOOOOO!


Beauty and attractiveness are subjective and based upon individual taste. If you don't find a given person attractive, all you have to do is say so without insulting that person or those that do find her attractive.

Or better yet, don't say anything, because "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all". Being quietly respectful is infinitely preferable to opening your mouth and demonstrating yourself to be an immature, judgmental fool who's either too socially disabled, or narcissistic, to be able to tell the difference between personal preference and objective truth.
 
2012-11-20 12:02:38 AM  

that bosnian sniper: If you don't find a given person attractive, all you have to do is say so without insulting that person or those that do find her attractive.


And if people do find someone else attractive, they can do so without insulting them, which is more or less what I said above.

So yeah, thanks for the "I'm rubber and you're glue" argument.

Clutch2013: You know what, I'm going to concur with everyone else and assume you're either trolling or you have an incredibly misogynistic world view - the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.


You're the one asserting women are that weak willed and easily driven to extremes. I certainly am not. I find that sentiment quite misogynistic.
 
2012-11-20 12:16:24 AM  

omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: You know what, I'm going to concur with everyone else and assume you're either trolling or you have an incredibly misogynistic world view - the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.

You're the one asserting women are that weak willed and easily driven to extremes. I certainly am not. I find that sentiment quite misogynistic.


Wow. No...no, I'm not.

Again, let's review. You find a 54-year-old woman...a woman who could easily be viewed as much younger and in a perfectly normal, desirable shape...to be fat and, per your words, only desirable by those who have a "granny fatty fetish".

You know what? fark it. Humor me. Post a 5. I'll grant you that much. I just want to see this. There, frankly, can be no amount of studman'ing I can do that will be any worse than the shiat you've thrown out thus far.
 
2012-11-20 02:07:31 AM  

Clutch2013: Wow. No...no, I'm not.


um...

Clutch2013: Again, let's review.


OK

Clutch2013: the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.


That was fun.
 
2012-11-20 02:35:13 AM  

omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: Wow. No...no, I'm not.

um...

Clutch2013: Again, let's review.

OK

Clutch2013: the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.

That was fun.


Yeah, you're trolling.
 
2012-11-20 04:26:36 AM  

Clutch2013: omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: Wow. No...no, I'm not.

um...

Clutch2013: Again, let's review.

OK

Clutch2013: the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.

That was fun.

Yeah, you're trolling.


And you're a misogynist in denial.
 
2012-11-20 05:20:19 AM  

omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: Wow. No...no, I'm not.

um...

Clutch2013: Again, let's review.

OK

Clutch2013: the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.

That was fun.

Yeah, you're trolling.

And you're a misogynist in denial.


Yes, I'm such a misogynist that I believe that a good-looking 54-year-old woman who's clearly capable of "flaunting it" should be allowed to. Happily.

You, on the other hand, consider her fat and possessive of a gut bigger than yours.

You're a farking idiot.
 
2012-11-20 06:41:04 AM  
Well, this thread degenerated.
 
2012-11-20 08:28:25 AM  
Oh my? More look More pie!

/amiright?
 
2012-11-20 10:22:10 AM  

Alphax: Well, this thread degenerated.


Went from big 'ol tittays to juvenile pissing contest.

Fark does not disappoint.
 
2012-11-20 11:52:34 AM  

Alphax: Well, this thread degenerated.


Psycoholic_Slag: Alphax: Well, this thread degenerated.

Went from big 'ol tittays to juvenile pissing contest.

Fark does not disappoint.


...Oops.

My fault. I have a hard time tolerating mind-numbing stupidity like that, and while I manage to do well, occasionally...it gets the better of me.

Anyway, I'd hate to leave things in worse shape than I found them, so accept these links as a measure of...goodwill, I suppose:

Link
Link
Link

As always, do use discretion if you're...not home.

Maybe when I get the chance, I can really kick the ball back in play.
 
2012-11-20 06:17:30 PM  

Clutch2013: omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: Wow. No...no, I'm not.

um...

Clutch2013: Again, let's review.

OK

Clutch2013: the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.

That was fun.

Yeah, you're trolling.

And you're a misogynist in denial.

Yes, I'm such a misogynist that I believe that a good-looking 54-year-old woman who's clearly capable of "flaunting it" should be allowed to. Happily.

You, on the other hand, consider her fat and possessive of a gut bigger than yours.

You're a farking idiot.


That's an insult to real idiots.
 
2012-11-20 06:32:19 PM  

Clutch2013: Yes, I'm such a misogynist that I believe that a good-looking 54-year-old woman who's clearly capable of "flaunting it" should be allowed to. Happily.


Who, exactly, is saying she isn't allowed to do it or be happy about it?

But yeah, I'm the idiot...
 
2012-11-20 06:44:03 PM  

omeganuepsilon: And if people do find someone else attractive, they can do so without insulting them, which is more or less what I said above.

So yeah, thanks for the "I'm rubber and you're glue" argument.


What was your Boobies on this topic? Let's go look...

omeganuepsilon: Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .

What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.


Oh, yeah. That's right.
 
2012-11-20 07:57:47 PM  

that bosnian sniper: omeganuepsilon: And if people do find someone else attractive, they can do so without insulting them, which is more or less what I said above.

So yeah, thanks for the "I'm rubber and you're glue" argument.

What was your Boobies on this topic? Let's go look...

omeganuepsilon: Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .

What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.

Oh, yeah. That's right.


Indeed. I didn't start with the malice, just playing along.

Sure a lot of people who selectively read in this thread, I mean, I know it is fark and all, but damn.
 
2012-11-20 11:44:11 PM  

omeganuepsilon: that bosnian sniper: omeganuepsilon: And if people do find someone else attractive, they can do so without insulting them, which is more or less what I said above.

So yeah, thanks for the "I'm rubber and you're glue" argument.

What was your Boobies on this topic? Let's go look...

omeganuepsilon: Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .

What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.

Oh, yeah. That's right.

Indeed. I didn't start with the malice, just playing along.

Sure a lot of people who selectively read in this thread, I mean, I know it is fark and all, but damn.


Aside from two other people who may or may not be trolling, there was virtually no malice in this thread until you took a big poop in it.

As for everyone else, because I'm a man of my word:

upload.wikimedia.org
i2.listal.com
wallcrow.com

Probably too big for Fark, but still SFW

3.bp.blogspot.com
www.skinnyvscurvy.com

And frankly, that's probably just a sampler.

/all images are hot like Ms. Tilly
 
2012-11-20 11:59:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-21 12:21:43 AM  

Clutch2013: Aside from two other people who may or may not be trolling, there was virtually no malice in this thread until you took a big poop in it.


Samples from before I posted, of farkers attempting to insult other farkers who simply stated their tastes in a manner not insulting to other farkers:

Infobahn: Do you know I how I know you are teh gay?


Scottybobotty: Yeah, like you would kick her out of your bed.

Obvious troll is obvious.


Mi-5: You are a fool to think she's "old and fat".


jaytkay: Techhell: If you want to see Jennifer
[www.rccrawler.com image 400x266 knowhowIknowyou'regay.jpg]


All white knights who took it personal that others didn't find JT all that special, and then took it to the next level by being insulting. That's 4 before I posted.

Whatever, live in your deluded little world where everyone is allowed opinions, IF and ONLY if they are the same as yours, otherwise, nothing is too wrong for those slimey threadshiatters...
 
2012-11-21 12:33:12 AM  

omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: Aside from two other people who may or may not be trolling, there was virtually no malice in this thread until you took a big poop in it.

Samples from before I posted, of farkers attempting to insult other farkers who simply stated their tastes in a manner not insulting to other farkers:

Infobahn: Do you know I how I know you are teh gay?

Scottybobotty: Yeah, like you would kick her out of your bed.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Mi-5: You are a fool to think she's "old and fat".

jaytkay: Techhell: If you want to see Jennifer
[www.rccrawler.com image 400x266 knowhowIknowyou'regay.jpg]

All white knights who took it personal that others didn't find JT all that special, and then took it to the next level by being insulting. That's 4 before I posted.

Whatever, live in your deluded little world where everyone is allowed opinions, IF and ONLY if they are the same as yours, otherwise, nothing is too wrong for those slimey threadshiatters...


I was going to actually dignify that with a response, but I heard that the gym's closing in about 26 minutes, and I thought it best not to hold you up.
 
2012-11-21 01:34:09 AM  

Clutch2013: I was going to actually dignify


I don't believe you could dignify anything, that you have virtually no ability in that
I mean, you are arguing for the hotness of a 54 year old mostly has-been and never was any good actress for 3 days?

Don't kid yourself, at this stage of the game, anything you try to say about me is equally applicable to you.

Hell, I'll even admit that she's not bad, for her age. Had a thing for her when I was a kid and she was actually hot, but she's 20 years older than me, closer to my parent's age than mine. Sure she still has a pretty face with make up on and some nice cleavage in a dress, but nothing to get all insulty over when someone say's "too old" or "too heavy". Especially since some of us are in our 20's and 30's and she's quite old enough to be a parent to us, and indeed, a granny, if only just.
 
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