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(Daily Mail)   Even at 54, Jennifer Tilly looks..... oh, my   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 140
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2012-11-18 10:00:33 AM
www.the-frat-pack.com
 
2012-11-18 10:00:45 AM
I like Meg Tilly better.
 
2012-11-18 10:00:48 AM
Ugh.. There is so much awful and hurt being hidden (and not well) and smooshed under those cloths.. No...
 
2012-11-18 10:09:23 AM
I'd do things to her that would offend a farm animal
 
2012-11-18 10:18:11 AM
I'd give her both inches.
 
2012-11-18 10:23:16 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Sheer darling: Her dress for the event at Bacara Resort & Spa in Santa Barbara, California featured lacy arms ample cleavage.
 
2012-11-18 11:01:00 AM
How is Meg looking these days?
 
2012-11-18 11:09:04 AM

eas81: /YES PLEASE!!!


Came for this. Will always have a soft spot for that combo.

/or would that be hard spot?
 
2012-11-18 11:24:35 AM
Her work in the movie Getaway is simply cinematic genius.
 
2012-11-18 11:36:49 AM
She looks 54 in a self indulgent way. nup.
 
2012-11-18 11:37:56 AM

dj_bigbird: Her work in the movie Getaway is simply cinematic genius.


I ,love her work with Gina Gershon in Bound.
 
2012-11-18 11:44:32 AM
She's been working with Alex Borstein for so long, she's starting to look like her.

/NTTAWWT
//Giggity.
 
2012-11-18 11:49:25 AM
Christina Hendricks called. She wants her dress back. I should send the pictures to PETA since it's cruel to treat puppies like that.
 
2012-11-18 11:50:29 AM
Thicker than cold grits and she looks like she is fun in and out of bed!
 
2012-11-18 11:56:06 AM
She was super-hot in Let It Ride.

YouTube
 
2012-11-18 12:28:51 PM

Spindle: I could never get past her voice honestly.


upload.wikimedia.org 

Of course I wouldn't be able to hear her anyway with my ears between that deafening boobage.
 
2012-11-18 12:34:42 PM
Remember : Any women over 30 who "looks good" is no longer on the "objective" scale, but is instead implicitly on the "age adjusted" scale.

So The Tilly sisters look good "for their age"
 
2012-11-18 12:52:17 PM
thumbnails23.imagebam.com
 
2012-11-18 01:00:45 PM
From the article's comments:

Old ladies should'nt be allowed to dress like this.


I just... how does someone... an opinion like THAT... wow.

*shakes head sadly*
 
2012-11-18 01:07:18 PM
Those are terrible photo's of Jennifer Tilly. Also that outfit is a massive failure. If you want to see Jennifer Tilly looking her best, watch some of the Poker tournaments where she's playing against other women, so isn't dressing to distract. Not so much make up, not displaying as much boob as possible, and she is one of the most beautiful women in the world.
 
2012-11-18 01:17:19 PM

Techhell: If you want to see Jennifer Tilly looking her best, watch
some of the Poker tournaments where she's playing against other
women, so isn't dressing to distract.


www.rccrawler.com
 
2012-11-18 01:18:38 PM

Techhell: Those are terrible photo's of Jennifer Tilly. Also that outfit is a massive failure. If you want to see Jennifer Tilly looking her best, watch some of the Poker tournaments where she's playing against other women, so isn't dressing to distract. Not so much make up, not displaying as much boob as possible, and she is one of the most beautiful women in the world.


yeah..and the excellent thing about Tilly is that she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .LOL

granted, she's a bit big and who knows what happens when the wrapping comes of, but she IS remarkably preserved..

her nutty sister on the other hand...

(amidoinitright?)
 
2012-11-18 01:21:09 PM
Am I wrong for being gay and wanting to fist...angry god...her?

//I think it's the epic cleavage
///Body is smoking too
////WAIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GAY THEFUQ?!111!
 
2012-11-18 01:23:21 PM

shizbgby_v2: Am I wrong for being gay and wanting to fist...angry god...her?

//I think it's the epic cleavage
///Body is smoking too
////WAIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GAY THEFUQ?!111!


See, this is why calling people gay for not enjoying the look of Jennifer Tilly is an incorrect way to go about things.

Even the gay men want to hit it.

/besides, I thought gay men traditionally appreciated a nice set of tits, which we have on display here.
 
2012-11-18 01:25:34 PM

Techhell: If you want to see Jennifer Tilly looking her best, watch some of the Poker tournaments where she's playing against other women, so isn't dressing to distract.


Poker?

I don't even know any timely double entendres!

*laughter and applause*
 
2012-11-18 01:27:10 PM
Well within specifications
 
2012-11-18 01:33:27 PM
I would go all in.
 
2012-11-18 01:37:01 PM

PsyLord: Christina Hendricks called. She wants her dress back. I should send the pictures to PETA since it's cruel to treat puppies kittens like that.


FTFCM
 
2012-11-18 01:45:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: shizbgby_v2: Am I wrong for being gay and wanting to fist...angry god...her?

//I think it's the epic cleavage
///Body is smoking too
////WAIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GAY THEFUQ?!111!

See, this is why calling people gay for not enjoying the look of Jennifer Tilly is an incorrect way to go about things.

Even the gay men want to hit it.

/besides, I thought gay men traditionally appreciated a nice set of tits, which we have on display here.


Well, I know I do and I know my gay friends will agree. Not all though, others would rather like them looking models.
 
2012-11-18 01:47:07 PM

Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .


What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.
 
2012-11-18 02:12:35 PM
would still hit that with the fist of a somewhat upset God
 
2012-11-18 02:36:34 PM

omeganuepsilon: Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .

What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.



Either:

a) Every woman you have dated has been a supermodel
b) You have never touched a real woman, and your only reference is internet porn

Given that you site the internet in your argument, I'm going to call this a "b" and move on.

Have a good evening, lefty.
 
2012-11-18 02:43:52 PM

italie: omeganuepsilon: Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .

What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.


Either:

a) Every woman you have dated has been a supermodel
b) You have never touched a real woman, and your only reference is internet porn

Given that you site the internet in your argument, I'm going to call this a "b" and move on.

Have a good evening, lefty.


*insertScruffy.jpg*
 
2012-11-18 02:58:26 PM

PsyLord: Christina Hendricks called. She wants her dress back. I should send the pictures to PETA since it's cruel to treat puppies like that.


Christina Hendricks-Jennifer Tilly sandwich...
25.media.tumblr.com
I like boobs. Sue me
 
kab
2012-11-18 03:03:48 PM

omeganuepsilon: Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.


Point at laugh at the amateur troll, everyone.

Point. And. Laugh.
 
2012-11-18 03:07:17 PM

omeganuepsilon: Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .

What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.


*Reads omega's profile*

Gee, sounds like a laugh riot.
 
2012-11-18 03:19:11 PM

kayanlau: I like Meg Tilly better.


Me too.
 
2012-11-18 04:10:32 PM

Alphax: Shadowtag: If you've got 'em, make sure they can be seen from three blocks away.

I'm sure the CIA's spy satellites can track those from orbit.


I'm sure those can track CIA spy satellites from Earth.
 
2012-11-18 05:03:41 PM
She was at a showing of Seed of Chucky I went to recently, and yeah that's about what she looks like.
 
2012-11-18 05:26:24 PM

italie: Either:

a) Every woman you have dated has been a supermodel
b) You have never touched a real woman, and your only reference is internet porn

Given that you site the internet in your argument, I'm going to call this a "b" and move on.

Have a good evening, lefty.


I like how your argument consists of "i'm rubber and you're glue". VERY clever...

Doesn't need to be a super model to NOT have a loaf of cellulite covering the abdominal area. It's so bad she couldn't even reign it in with her clothes for christ's sake. Even Christina Hendricks manages that feat.



"site" the internet?

I cite the internet, because that is where this discussion is taking place.
 
2012-11-18 05:30:02 PM

omeganuepsilon: italie: Either:

a) Every woman you have dated has been a supermodel
b) You have never touched a real woman, and your only reference is internet porn

Given that you site the internet in your argument, I'm going to call this a "b" and move on.

Have a good evening, lefty.

I like how your argument consists of "i'm rubber and you're glue". VERY clever...

Doesn't need to be a super model to NOT have a loaf of cellulite covering the abdominal area. It's so bad she couldn't even reign it in with her clothes for christ's sake. Even Christina Hendricks manages that feat.



"site" the internet?

I cite the internet, because that is where this discussion is taking place.


Oooh, look at Mr Spelling over here. Let's look at his profile...

"Over the years I've seen to many kids, even one's I like"

Hmm.
 
2012-11-18 05:31:41 PM
i26.tinypic.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
/stupid un-hotlinkable pics
 
2012-11-18 05:58:11 PM
Big boobs - big plus (can be enhanced with duct tape)

Baby talker - big minus (can be fixed with duct tape)

Call it a wash.

/bring her to my bathtub
 
2012-11-18 06:09:41 PM

Stile4aly: I would go all in.


And she'd call with J-5 offsuit.
 
2012-11-18 06:15:30 PM
Anybody remember way back when everyone thought Meg would end up the famous one?
 
2012-11-18 06:23:59 PM

fusillade762: Anybody remember way back when everyone thought Meg would end up the famous one?


Well, I mean, she IS famous. You and I both know who she is. I'd bet most people here know who Meg Tilly is. That means that, by definition, she's famous.
 
2012-11-18 07:00:12 PM

ZeroCorpse: fusillade762: Anybody remember way back when everyone thought Meg would end up the famous one?

Well, I mean, she IS famous. You and I both know who she is. I'd bet most people here know who Meg Tilly is. That means that, by definition, she's famous.


Yeah, but I still wonder why she stopped acting for so long. She worked pretty steadily until 1995, getting nominated for an Oscar and a Golden Globe along the way, then *POOF* nothing for the next 15 years (I just found out she had a role on "Caprica", I must have stopped watching before that).
 
2012-11-18 07:02:04 PM

eas81: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 500x333]

/YES PLEASE!!!


I remember the night the Missus and I watched "Bound" together. If I didn't have as much of a smile on my face the next morning I could have filed assault charges.
 
2012-11-18 08:07:02 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-18 08:34:05 PM
Who would try and fark Daryl Hannah's ghost when a living Jennifer Tilly was around? A live Daryl Hannah in her prime, maybe.

It's an Irish ghost anyway.
Stick with a whore's ghost or a celebrity ghost. Not that Daryl Hannah isn't famous, I mean the character wasn't supposed to be a celebrity.
 
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