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(Daily Mail)   Even at 54, Jennifer Tilly looks..... oh, my   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 140
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2012-11-18 01:45:38 AM
looks like she's opening with a pair.
 
2012-11-18 01:57:48 AM

ManateeGag: looks like she's opening with a pair.


Are we talking tits or chins?
 
2012-11-18 02:15:15 AM
She's 68 but she says she's 64

/and I ain't gonna work on Tilly's farm no more
 
2012-11-18 02:23:39 AM

Happy Hours: She's 68 but she says she's 654

/and I ain't gonna work on Tilly's farm no more


FTFM.. 

/she hands you a nickel, well she hands you a dime
and she asks you with a grin if you're having a good time.
 
2012-11-18 02:36:30 AM
For a british chick, maybe.
 
2012-11-18 02:53:35 AM
Weight, 105. Yeah, in your bra!
 
2012-11-18 03:04:07 AM
Yeah, like most of you would not crawl over broken glass just to motorboat those fine bewbs .
 
2012-11-18 03:08:40 AM

alienated: Yeah, like most of you would not crawl over broken glass just to motorboat those fine bewbs .


you're god damn right I would.
 
2012-11-18 03:31:18 AM

log_jammin: alienated: Yeah, like most of you would not crawl over broken glass just to motorboat those fine bewbs .

you're god damn right I would.


And not a single male who likes girls would give you a hard time, except to stop you so that they could first.
 
2012-11-18 03:32:20 AM
Damn, I wish I had her bewbs.
 
2012-11-18 03:44:33 AM

alienated: Damn, I wish I had her bewbs.


If it was up to me, every woman would have her boobs.

well...as soon as they hit 18 anyway.
 
2012-11-18 03:55:45 AM

log_jammin: alienated: Damn, I wish I had her bewbs.

If it was up to me, every woman would have her boobs.

well...as soon as they hit 18 anyway.


Aye, but only the ones who had / have strong backs. Thats important
 
2012-11-18 03:57:21 AM
tits are heavy birds.
 
2012-11-18 03:58:40 AM
as oppossed to Swallows... I'll quit now- tip the ModMin / Waitstaff.
 
2012-11-18 04:04:29 AM

alienated: as oppossed to Swallows...


African or European swallows?
 
2012-11-18 04:10:19 AM

log_jammin: alienated: as oppossed to Swallows...

African or European swallows?


/me snorts
 
2012-11-18 07:10:26 AM
I suddenly have a craving for a Mounds Bar.
 
2012-11-18 07:24:50 AM
George Takai sounds impressed.
 
2012-11-18 07:53:58 AM
Love her boots.
 
2012-11-18 07:59:23 AM
I'd MILF it.
 
2012-11-18 08:07:40 AM
Jennifer Tilly has always been on my To Do list.

*clicks link*

Jennifer Tilly is still on my To Do list.
 
2012-11-18 08:07:46 AM
Around RenFaire circles, that is known as "heavage".

Some bras can make Keira Knightly look like Kate Upton.

Still, 54 or 68, most impressive.
 
2012-11-18 08:08:41 AM
If you've got 'em, make sure they can be seen from three blocks away.
 
2012-11-18 08:09:16 AM
Easily a yes.
 
2012-11-18 08:09:47 AM
Angry God, etc..etc...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-18 08:29:02 AM
She's old and fat. No amount of cleavage can fix that. Sorry, ladies.
 
2012-11-18 08:33:31 AM

tungub: She's old and fat. No amount of cleavage can fix that. Sorry, ladies.


Lies.

Lies lies lies lies lies.

Lies.
 
2012-11-18 08:36:41 AM

tungub: She's old and fat. No amount of cleavage can fix that. Sorry, ladies.


Do you know I how I know you are teh gay?
 
2012-11-18 08:39:13 AM

tungub: She's old and fat. No amount of cleavage can fix that. Sorry, ladies.


Yeah, like you would kick her out of your bed.

Obvious troll is obvious.
 
2012-11-18 08:40:12 AM

Shadowtag: If you've got 'em, make sure they can be seen from three blocks away.


I'm sure the CIA's spy satellites can track those from orbit.
 
2012-11-18 08:40:51 AM

alienated: Yeah, like most of you would not crawl over broken glass just to motorboat those fine bewbs .


And everyone single one of us would look her in the eyes with a childlike innocence, say "yes ma'am" and start motorboating.

That is a mighty fine 54.
 
2012-11-18 08:46:36 AM
I'm all in.
 
2012-11-18 08:48:23 AM
"Abundant" is the word that comes to mind.
 
2012-11-18 08:54:40 AM
I'd hit any of the Tillys. Even the hat.
 
2012-11-18 08:56:23 AM
Oliver Stone would really like to inappropriately touch her boobs.
 
2012-11-18 08:58:37 AM
it is okay subby, I will finish your statement. ..."...like a big titted biatch with Downs Syndrome."
 
2012-11-18 08:59:06 AM
From Wikipedia: "Her father was Chinese American and her mother was of Irish, Finnish, and Native-American ancestry".

/potpourri
 
2012-11-18 09:03:04 AM
Hmm, I had no idea she was that much older than Phil Laak. Not sure how he lucked into those in the first place, but certainly makes me semi-envious.
 
2012-11-18 09:06:10 AM
I could never get past her voice honestly.
 
2012-11-18 09:13:11 AM

Old Man Winter: it is okay subby, I will finish your statement. ..."...like a big titted biatch with Downs Syndrome."


They need love too....
 
2012-11-18 09:15:52 AM
...oobies...
 
2012-11-18 09:26:09 AM

Gulper Eel: "Abundant" is the word that comes to mind.


I like to use "ample" on occasions like this.
 
2012-11-18 09:26:58 AM
Man, she must really know how to pick the youngest atoms!
 
2012-11-18 09:34:31 AM

Alphax: Shadowtag: If you've got 'em, make sure they can be seen from three blocks away.

I'm sure the CIA's spy satellites can track those from orbit.


According to Patriot Games, C cups and larger produce enough of a shadow to be visible on satellite imagery, and that was 25 years ago.
 
2012-11-18 09:50:14 AM
farm6.static.flickr.com

/YES PLEASE!!!
 
2012-11-18 09:52:55 AM

tungub: She's old and fat. No amount of cleavage can fix that. Sorry, ladies.


Jennifer Tilly is hot. End of story. She's always been a favorite of mine.

You are a fool to think she's "old and fat". What are smoking?
 
2012-11-18 09:54:31 AM
The main thing with Jennifer Tilly is that she ain't that pretty, but you know that she'll break your bed springs.
 
2012-11-18 09:57:05 AM
Textbook example of dirty pillows.
 
2012-11-18 09:57:45 AM
Joey lauren adams, ftw.
 
2012-11-18 09:58:28 AM

Spindle: I could never get past her voice honestly.


The voice is a bonus. Nice legs too.

/All the way from her ass to the floor
 
2012-11-18 10:00:33 AM
www.the-frat-pack.com
 
2012-11-18 10:00:45 AM
I like Meg Tilly better.
 
2012-11-18 10:00:48 AM
Ugh.. There is so much awful and hurt being hidden (and not well) and smooshed under those cloths.. No...
 
2012-11-18 10:09:23 AM
I'd do things to her that would offend a farm animal
 
2012-11-18 10:18:11 AM
I'd give her both inches.
 
2012-11-18 10:23:16 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Sheer darling: Her dress for the event at Bacara Resort & Spa in Santa Barbara, California featured lacy arms ample cleavage.
 
2012-11-18 11:01:00 AM
How is Meg looking these days?
 
2012-11-18 11:09:04 AM

eas81: /YES PLEASE!!!


Came for this. Will always have a soft spot for that combo.

/or would that be hard spot?
 
2012-11-18 11:24:35 AM
Her work in the movie Getaway is simply cinematic genius.
 
2012-11-18 11:36:49 AM
She looks 54 in a self indulgent way. nup.
 
2012-11-18 11:37:56 AM

dj_bigbird: Her work in the movie Getaway is simply cinematic genius.


I ,love her work with Gina Gershon in Bound.
 
2012-11-18 11:44:32 AM
She's been working with Alex Borstein for so long, she's starting to look like her.

/NTTAWWT
//Giggity.
 
2012-11-18 11:49:25 AM
Christina Hendricks called. She wants her dress back. I should send the pictures to PETA since it's cruel to treat puppies like that.
 
2012-11-18 11:50:29 AM
Thicker than cold grits and she looks like she is fun in and out of bed!
 
2012-11-18 11:56:06 AM
She was super-hot in Let It Ride.

YouTube
 
2012-11-18 12:28:51 PM

Spindle: I could never get past her voice honestly.


upload.wikimedia.org 

Of course I wouldn't be able to hear her anyway with my ears between that deafening boobage.
 
2012-11-18 12:34:42 PM
Remember : Any women over 30 who "looks good" is no longer on the "objective" scale, but is instead implicitly on the "age adjusted" scale.

So The Tilly sisters look good "for their age"
 
2012-11-18 12:52:17 PM
thumbnails23.imagebam.com
 
2012-11-18 01:00:45 PM
From the article's comments:

Old ladies should'nt be allowed to dress like this.


I just... how does someone... an opinion like THAT... wow.

*shakes head sadly*
 
2012-11-18 01:07:18 PM
Those are terrible photo's of Jennifer Tilly. Also that outfit is a massive failure. If you want to see Jennifer Tilly looking her best, watch some of the Poker tournaments where she's playing against other women, so isn't dressing to distract. Not so much make up, not displaying as much boob as possible, and she is one of the most beautiful women in the world.
 
2012-11-18 01:17:19 PM

Techhell: If you want to see Jennifer Tilly looking her best, watch
some of the Poker tournaments where she's playing against other
women, so isn't dressing to distract.


www.rccrawler.com
 
2012-11-18 01:18:38 PM

Techhell: Those are terrible photo's of Jennifer Tilly. Also that outfit is a massive failure. If you want to see Jennifer Tilly looking her best, watch some of the Poker tournaments where she's playing against other women, so isn't dressing to distract. Not so much make up, not displaying as much boob as possible, and she is one of the most beautiful women in the world.


yeah..and the excellent thing about Tilly is that she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .LOL

granted, she's a bit big and who knows what happens when the wrapping comes of, but she IS remarkably preserved..

her nutty sister on the other hand...

(amidoinitright?)
 
2012-11-18 01:21:09 PM
Am I wrong for being gay and wanting to fist...angry god...her?

//I think it's the epic cleavage
///Body is smoking too
////WAIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GAY THEFUQ?!111!
 
2012-11-18 01:23:21 PM

shizbgby_v2: Am I wrong for being gay and wanting to fist...angry god...her?

//I think it's the epic cleavage
///Body is smoking too
////WAIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GAY THEFUQ?!111!


See, this is why calling people gay for not enjoying the look of Jennifer Tilly is an incorrect way to go about things.

Even the gay men want to hit it.

/besides, I thought gay men traditionally appreciated a nice set of tits, which we have on display here.
 
2012-11-18 01:25:34 PM

Techhell: If you want to see Jennifer Tilly looking her best, watch some of the Poker tournaments where she's playing against other women, so isn't dressing to distract.


Poker?

I don't even know any timely double entendres!

*laughter and applause*
 
2012-11-18 01:27:10 PM
Well within specifications
 
2012-11-18 01:33:27 PM
I would go all in.
 
2012-11-18 01:37:01 PM

PsyLord: Christina Hendricks called. She wants her dress back. I should send the pictures to PETA since it's cruel to treat puppies kittens like that.


FTFCM
 
2012-11-18 01:45:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: shizbgby_v2: Am I wrong for being gay and wanting to fist...angry god...her?

//I think it's the epic cleavage
///Body is smoking too
////WAIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GAY THEFUQ?!111!

See, this is why calling people gay for not enjoying the look of Jennifer Tilly is an incorrect way to go about things.

Even the gay men want to hit it.

/besides, I thought gay men traditionally appreciated a nice set of tits, which we have on display here.


Well, I know I do and I know my gay friends will agree. Not all though, others would rather like them looking models.
 
2012-11-18 01:47:07 PM

Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .


What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.
 
2012-11-18 02:12:35 PM
would still hit that with the fist of a somewhat upset God
 
2012-11-18 02:36:34 PM

omeganuepsilon: Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .

What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.



Either:

a) Every woman you have dated has been a supermodel
b) You have never touched a real woman, and your only reference is internet porn

Given that you site the internet in your argument, I'm going to call this a "b" and move on.

Have a good evening, lefty.
 
2012-11-18 02:43:52 PM

italie: omeganuepsilon: Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .

What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.


Either:

a) Every woman you have dated has been a supermodel
b) You have never touched a real woman, and your only reference is internet porn

Given that you site the internet in your argument, I'm going to call this a "b" and move on.

Have a good evening, lefty.


*insertScruffy.jpg*
 
2012-11-18 02:58:26 PM

PsyLord: Christina Hendricks called. She wants her dress back. I should send the pictures to PETA since it's cruel to treat puppies like that.


Christina Hendricks-Jennifer Tilly sandwich...
25.media.tumblr.com
I like boobs. Sue me
 
kab
2012-11-18 03:03:48 PM

omeganuepsilon: Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.


Point at laugh at the amateur troll, everyone.

Point. And. Laugh.
 
2012-11-18 03:07:17 PM

omeganuepsilon: Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .

What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.


*Reads omega's profile*

Gee, sounds like a laugh riot.
 
2012-11-18 03:19:11 PM

kayanlau: I like Meg Tilly better.


Me too.
 
2012-11-18 04:10:32 PM

Alphax: Shadowtag: If you've got 'em, make sure they can be seen from three blocks away.

I'm sure the CIA's spy satellites can track those from orbit.


I'm sure those can track CIA spy satellites from Earth.
 
2012-11-18 05:03:41 PM
She was at a showing of Seed of Chucky I went to recently, and yeah that's about what she looks like.
 
2012-11-18 05:26:24 PM

italie: Either:

a) Every woman you have dated has been a supermodel
b) You have never touched a real woman, and your only reference is internet porn

Given that you site the internet in your argument, I'm going to call this a "b" and move on.

Have a good evening, lefty.


I like how your argument consists of "i'm rubber and you're glue". VERY clever...

Doesn't need to be a super model to NOT have a loaf of cellulite covering the abdominal area. It's so bad she couldn't even reign it in with her clothes for christ's sake. Even Christina Hendricks manages that feat.



"site" the internet?

I cite the internet, because that is where this discussion is taking place.
 
2012-11-18 05:30:02 PM

omeganuepsilon: italie: Either:

a) Every woman you have dated has been a supermodel
b) You have never touched a real woman, and your only reference is internet porn

Given that you site the internet in your argument, I'm going to call this a "b" and move on.

Have a good evening, lefty.

I like how your argument consists of "i'm rubber and you're glue". VERY clever...

Doesn't need to be a super model to NOT have a loaf of cellulite covering the abdominal area. It's so bad she couldn't even reign it in with her clothes for christ's sake. Even Christina Hendricks manages that feat.



"site" the internet?

I cite the internet, because that is where this discussion is taking place.


Oooh, look at Mr Spelling over here. Let's look at his profile...

"Over the years I've seen to many kids, even one's I like"

Hmm.
 
2012-11-18 05:31:41 PM
i26.tinypic.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
/stupid un-hotlinkable pics
 
2012-11-18 05:58:11 PM
Big boobs - big plus (can be enhanced with duct tape)

Baby talker - big minus (can be fixed with duct tape)

Call it a wash.

/bring her to my bathtub
 
2012-11-18 06:09:41 PM

Stile4aly: I would go all in.


And she'd call with J-5 offsuit.
 
2012-11-18 06:15:30 PM
Anybody remember way back when everyone thought Meg would end up the famous one?
 
2012-11-18 06:23:59 PM

fusillade762: Anybody remember way back when everyone thought Meg would end up the famous one?


Well, I mean, she IS famous. You and I both know who she is. I'd bet most people here know who Meg Tilly is. That means that, by definition, she's famous.
 
2012-11-18 07:00:12 PM

ZeroCorpse: fusillade762: Anybody remember way back when everyone thought Meg would end up the famous one?

Well, I mean, she IS famous. You and I both know who she is. I'd bet most people here know who Meg Tilly is. That means that, by definition, she's famous.


Yeah, but I still wonder why she stopped acting for so long. She worked pretty steadily until 1995, getting nominated for an Oscar and a Golden Globe along the way, then *POOF* nothing for the next 15 years (I just found out she had a role on "Caprica", I must have stopped watching before that).
 
2012-11-18 07:02:04 PM

eas81: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 500x333]

/YES PLEASE!!!


I remember the night the Missus and I watched "Bound" together. If I didn't have as much of a smile on my face the next morning I could have filed assault charges.
 
2012-11-18 08:07:02 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-18 08:34:05 PM
Who would try and fark Daryl Hannah's ghost when a living Jennifer Tilly was around? A live Daryl Hannah in her prime, maybe.

It's an Irish ghost anyway.
Stick with a whore's ghost or a celebrity ghost. Not that Daryl Hannah isn't famous, I mean the character wasn't supposed to be a celebrity.
 
2012-11-18 08:38:40 PM
I play in the WSOP every year, i have met her and been around her several times. ALWAYS seemed to be a very pleasant and friendly lady
 
2012-11-18 09:17:08 PM
The things I would eat outta her ass.
 
2012-11-18 09:40:16 PM
She look good for 54. Little on he heavy side. Drop 10-15 an she would look reat for 54.
 
2012-11-18 09:54:58 PM

Spindle: I could never get past her voice honestly.


She could probably make a few milllon mini-mes with just her voice.
 
2012-11-18 10:09:35 PM
I want to wear that woman like a feed-bag.

/so damn sexy
 
2012-11-18 10:36:09 PM
i would like to ejaculate on her breasts
 
2012-11-18 10:41:18 PM

steve_lou: Who would try and fark Daryl Hannah's ghost when a living Jennifer Tilly was around? A live Daryl Hannah in her prime, maybe.

It's an Irish ghost anyway.
Stick with a whore's ghost or a celebrity ghost. Not that Daryl Hannah isn't famous, I mean the character wasn't supposed to be a celebrity.


Wow. A High Spirits reference. You don't see those every day.

And really, come on... The whole castle was full of hot women. If Beverly D'Angelo's character weren't such a raging biatch, she'd have been a pretty good choice, too. Tilly's was busy trying to seduce Brother Tony, anyway.
 
2012-11-18 10:42:11 PM
Sexy. Talented. Filthy rich. Plays poker. Smokes cigars.

I want to be her house cat.
 
2012-11-18 11:55:28 PM
MEH.

Wait, I meant MEG. Yes, I prefer Meg. Jennifer might be fun and flaunt her boobies, but Meg had more of a quiet mystique to her. Haven't seen her in over a decade, though.

Also I think her belly is not being very well disguised in that dress.
 
2012-11-19 12:27:33 AM
Oh my!
www.thevine.com.au
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-19 01:55:17 AM
She rear ended my sister in law on sunset a few... fark you aren't reading anymore

/it was in my damn car!! Stupid star struck sister didnt get her insurance
 
Skr
2012-11-19 03:41:37 AM
She's got huge

tracts of land 


/going with the python vibe started up yonder
 
2012-11-19 12:01:32 PM

omeganuepsilon: [i26.tinypic.com image 600x743]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 645x511]
/stupid un-hotlinkable pics


Or maybe they're defending them because they don't think the woman in question has done anything wrong, are ok with how they're living their lives, and generally find gender-bullying skeezily disgusting. Maybe when they consider a female, they don't see a sex-object to be judged, cataloged, and put in it's place.

It's funny; you demean women by sexualizing them, a guy defends them against your putrid insults, and then you undermine him by saying he's sexualizing the woman in question. The level of sub-conscious self-hatred here is really pretty interesting; I mean, literally the first thing you can think of to discredit another man is that he's secretly participating in the same sort of objectification you are, that he's motivated by the same unethical sex-driven mindset you are, and that these attributes are the hallmarks of shameful loserdom. When idiots like you go on accusing someone of "white knighting" you're basically insulting yourselves and your own misogyny -calling it the most pathetic behavior a male can engage in- yet you're so myopic you don't even realize it.
 
2012-11-19 02:34:38 PM
You don't read very well Heron.

Between motor boat and fist of god comments, the objectification in favor of is not all that secret.

Secondly:
misogyny =/= discussing the appearance of a public figure in a thread that is titled as such.

Some celebrities ask for a certain amount of objectification, hell it's part of her poker strategy. For many it's the very center of their career.

But what's important is that you've found a way to be superior to both sides.
 
2012-11-19 03:54:47 PM
I'd be a motor boatin son of a biatch...I'd eat the A$$ the pu$$ the whole damn thing!!!!
 
2012-11-19 04:01:32 PM

mooseyfate: I want to wear that woman like a feed-bag.

/so damn sexy


That.
 
2012-11-19 04:17:27 PM

omeganuepsilon: You don't read very well Heron.

Between motor boat and fist of god comments, the objectification in favor of is not all that secret.

Secondly:
misogyny =/= discussing the appearance of a public figure in a thread that is titled as such.

Some celebrities ask for a certain amount of objectification, hell it's part of her poker strategy. For many it's the very center of their career.

But what's important is that you've found a way to be superior to both sides.


Well, let's review how you inserted yourself into this conversation. First, you called her fat, and then you explicitly stated that she was an absolute zero compared to what could be found on the internet. Then, when you were predictably called out on your bullshiat, instead of taking a step back and realizing you really didn't think your cunning plan through, you took a page from Todd Akin and doubled the fark down.

Now, I could waste effort and words detailing why you're...deluded. However, I'm kinda curious now. So I'll ask this; what, to you, constitutes a 10? Hell. Let's lower the bar. Show me a 6 or a 7. If Jennifer Tilly = 0, then what equals 6?
 
2012-11-19 04:36:42 PM
Yeah, she still has it (mostly because of the boobs) but she is approaching Kathleen Turner territory.
 
2012-11-19 08:21:42 PM

Clutch2013: Now, I could waste effort and words detailing why you're...deluded.


Yeah, fat is universally attractive?

I'm the deluded one, suuure.

Fark's lovers of land whales are a vocal and abusive minority. Lots of "you know how I know" like comments in this thread.

I'm just returning that bigoted abusive behavior in kind.

Clutch2013: So I'll ask this; what, to you, constitutes a 10? Hell. Let's lower the bar. Show me a 6 or a 7. If Jennifer Tilly = 0, then what equals 6?


Not 54 year olds with a bigger gut than me and dressing to flaunt it. That's pretty much a granny fatty fetish right there, serious borderline kink. Do you spank it to people of Wal-Mart as well?

But I suppose among the brony and furry population on fark, it could be much worse compared to my tastes. I'll say this for them though, at least they have the decency to not vehemently attempt to attack people who find their tastes...disturbing.

Call them an asshole, sure, but then they move on. They don't obsessively white knight against someone labeled a troll, gay, and deluded as if those defensive insulters are the 1%'ers of insecure people on the internet. They say a pony prayer of sorts and move on.

Answering you with any specificty will only get my submitted hotty's studmanned to death. Sharp knees indeed, anything compared to JT would be sharp, she makes Aria Giovanni look like an anorexic bag of antlers.
 
2012-11-19 09:20:29 PM

omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: Now, I could waste effort and words detailing why you're...deluded.

Yeah, fat is universally attractive?

I'm the deluded one, suuure.

Fark's lovers of land whales are a vocal and abusive minority. Lots of "you know how I know" like comments in this thread.

I'm just returning that bigoted abusive behavior in kind.

Clutch2013: So I'll ask this; what, to you, constitutes a 10? Hell. Let's lower the bar. Show me a 6 or a 7. If Jennifer Tilly = 0, then what equals 6?

Not 54 year olds with a bigger gut than me and dressing to flaunt it. That's pretty much a granny fatty fetish right there, serious borderline kink. Do you spank it to people of Wal-Mart as well?

But I suppose among the brony and furry population on fark, it could be much worse compared to my tastes. I'll say this for them though, at least they have the decency to not vehemently attempt to attack people who find their tastes...disturbing.

Call them an asshole, sure, but then they move on. They don't obsessively white knight against someone labeled a troll, gay, and deluded as if those defensive insulters are the 1%'ers of insecure people on the internet. They say a pony prayer of sorts and move on.

Answering you with any specificty will only get my submitted hotty's studmanned to death. Sharp knees indeed, anything compared to JT would be sharp, she makes Aria Giovanni look like an anorexic bag of antlers.


...Right. You know what, I'm going to concur with everyone else and assume you're either trolling or you have an incredibly misogynistic world view - the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.
 
2012-11-19 10:30:07 PM

omeganuepsilon: WORDS. I'M POOPING WORDS. EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY WORD POOP! HERPTY-DERPTY-DOOOOOOOOOO!


Beauty and attractiveness are subjective and based upon individual taste. If you don't find a given person attractive, all you have to do is say so without insulting that person or those that do find her attractive.

Or better yet, don't say anything, because "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all". Being quietly respectful is infinitely preferable to opening your mouth and demonstrating yourself to be an immature, judgmental fool who's either too socially disabled, or narcissistic, to be able to tell the difference between personal preference and objective truth.
 
2012-11-20 12:02:38 AM

that bosnian sniper: If you don't find a given person attractive, all you have to do is say so without insulting that person or those that do find her attractive.


And if people do find someone else attractive, they can do so without insulting them, which is more or less what I said above.

So yeah, thanks for the "I'm rubber and you're glue" argument.

Clutch2013: You know what, I'm going to concur with everyone else and assume you're either trolling or you have an incredibly misogynistic world view - the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.


You're the one asserting women are that weak willed and easily driven to extremes. I certainly am not. I find that sentiment quite misogynistic.
 
2012-11-20 12:16:24 AM

omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: You know what, I'm going to concur with everyone else and assume you're either trolling or you have an incredibly misogynistic world view - the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.

You're the one asserting women are that weak willed and easily driven to extremes. I certainly am not. I find that sentiment quite misogynistic.


Wow. No...no, I'm not.

Again, let's review. You find a 54-year-old woman...a woman who could easily be viewed as much younger and in a perfectly normal, desirable shape...to be fat and, per your words, only desirable by those who have a "granny fatty fetish".

You know what? fark it. Humor me. Post a 5. I'll grant you that much. I just want to see this. There, frankly, can be no amount of studman'ing I can do that will be any worse than the shiat you've thrown out thus far.
 
2012-11-20 02:07:31 AM

Clutch2013: Wow. No...no, I'm not.


um...

Clutch2013: Again, let's review.


OK

Clutch2013: the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.


That was fun.
 
2012-11-20 02:35:13 AM

omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: Wow. No...no, I'm not.

um...

Clutch2013: Again, let's review.

OK

Clutch2013: the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.

That was fun.


Yeah, you're trolling.
 
2012-11-20 04:26:36 AM

Clutch2013: omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: Wow. No...no, I'm not.

um...

Clutch2013: Again, let's review.

OK

Clutch2013: the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.

That was fun.

Yeah, you're trolling.


And you're a misogynist in denial.
 
2012-11-20 05:20:19 AM

omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: Wow. No...no, I'm not.

um...

Clutch2013: Again, let's review.

OK

Clutch2013: the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.

That was fun.

Yeah, you're trolling.

And you're a misogynist in denial.


Yes, I'm such a misogynist that I believe that a good-looking 54-year-old woman who's clearly capable of "flaunting it" should be allowed to. Happily.

You, on the other hand, consider her fat and possessive of a gut bigger than yours.

You're a farking idiot.
 
2012-11-20 06:41:04 AM
Well, this thread degenerated.
 
2012-11-20 08:28:25 AM
Oh my? More look More pie!

/amiright?
 
2012-11-20 10:22:10 AM

Alphax: Well, this thread degenerated.


Went from big 'ol tittays to juvenile pissing contest.

Fark does not disappoint.
 
2012-11-20 11:52:34 AM

Alphax: Well, this thread degenerated.


Psycoholic_Slag: Alphax: Well, this thread degenerated.

Went from big 'ol tittays to juvenile pissing contest.

Fark does not disappoint.


...Oops.

My fault. I have a hard time tolerating mind-numbing stupidity like that, and while I manage to do well, occasionally...it gets the better of me.

Anyway, I'd hate to leave things in worse shape than I found them, so accept these links as a measure of...goodwill, I suppose:

Link
Link
Link

As always, do use discretion if you're...not home.

Maybe when I get the chance, I can really kick the ball back in play.
 
2012-11-20 06:17:30 PM

Clutch2013: omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: Wow. No...no, I'm not.

um...

Clutch2013: Again, let's review.

OK

Clutch2013: the same kind of views that lead perfectly normal and attractive women to starve themselves to unhealthy weights or worse, or completely fark up their bodies with ridiculous amounts of shoddily-performed plastic surgery.

That was fun.

Yeah, you're trolling.

And you're a misogynist in denial.

Yes, I'm such a misogynist that I believe that a good-looking 54-year-old woman who's clearly capable of "flaunting it" should be allowed to. Happily.

You, on the other hand, consider her fat and possessive of a gut bigger than yours.

You're a farking idiot.


That's an insult to real idiots.
 
2012-11-20 06:32:19 PM

Clutch2013: Yes, I'm such a misogynist that I believe that a good-looking 54-year-old woman who's clearly capable of "flaunting it" should be allowed to. Happily.


Who, exactly, is saying she isn't allowed to do it or be happy about it?

But yeah, I'm the idiot...
 
2012-11-20 06:44:03 PM

omeganuepsilon: And if people do find someone else attractive, they can do so without insulting them, which is more or less what I said above.

So yeah, thanks for the "I'm rubber and you're glue" argument.


What was your Boobies on this topic? Let's go look...

omeganuepsilon: Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .

What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.


Oh, yeah. That's right.
 
2012-11-20 07:57:47 PM

that bosnian sniper: omeganuepsilon: And if people do find someone else attractive, they can do so without insulting them, which is more or less what I said above.

So yeah, thanks for the "I'm rubber and you're glue" argument.

What was your Boobies on this topic? Let's go look...

omeganuepsilon: Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .

What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.

Oh, yeah. That's right.


Indeed. I didn't start with the malice, just playing along.

Sure a lot of people who selectively read in this thread, I mean, I know it is fark and all, but damn.
 
2012-11-20 11:44:11 PM

omeganuepsilon: that bosnian sniper: omeganuepsilon: And if people do find someone else attractive, they can do so without insulting them, which is more or less what I said above.

So yeah, thanks for the "I'm rubber and you're glue" argument.

What was your Boobies on this topic? Let's go look...

omeganuepsilon: Haliburton Cummings: she could probably kick the living crap out of the couch mold dissing her on here too .

What about the mold growing under her fat rolls? Seriously, if you've got to move or hold the gunt out of the way, it's time to stop criticizing people who don't find her attractive and look at the reasons for your own tastes.

Of course, this being fark, I know the desperation level will cause farkers to try to ignore that, but really..as far as what's accessible for internet perusal, she's a zero. Some of you are so desperate, however, that the slutty image is almost a necessity for you to even fantasize about women.

Oh, yeah. That's right.

Indeed. I didn't start with the malice, just playing along.

Sure a lot of people who selectively read in this thread, I mean, I know it is fark and all, but damn.


Aside from two other people who may or may not be trolling, there was virtually no malice in this thread until you took a big poop in it.

As for everyone else, because I'm a man of my word:

upload.wikimedia.org
i2.listal.com
wallcrow.com

Probably too big for Fark, but still SFW

3.bp.blogspot.com
www.skinnyvscurvy.com

And frankly, that's probably just a sampler.

/all images are hot like Ms. Tilly
 
2012-11-20 11:59:58 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-21 12:21:43 AM

Clutch2013: Aside from two other people who may or may not be trolling, there was virtually no malice in this thread until you took a big poop in it.


Samples from before I posted, of farkers attempting to insult other farkers who simply stated their tastes in a manner not insulting to other farkers:

Infobahn: Do you know I how I know you are teh gay?


Scottybobotty: Yeah, like you would kick her out of your bed.

Obvious troll is obvious.


Mi-5: You are a fool to think she's "old and fat".


jaytkay: Techhell: If you want to see Jennifer
[www.rccrawler.com image 400x266 knowhowIknowyou'regay.jpg]


All white knights who took it personal that others didn't find JT all that special, and then took it to the next level by being insulting. That's 4 before I posted.

Whatever, live in your deluded little world where everyone is allowed opinions, IF and ONLY if they are the same as yours, otherwise, nothing is too wrong for those slimey threadshiatters...
 
2012-11-21 12:33:12 AM

omeganuepsilon: Clutch2013: Aside from two other people who may or may not be trolling, there was virtually no malice in this thread until you took a big poop in it.

Samples from before I posted, of farkers attempting to insult other farkers who simply stated their tastes in a manner not insulting to other farkers:

Infobahn: Do you know I how I know you are teh gay?

Scottybobotty: Yeah, like you would kick her out of your bed.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Mi-5: You are a fool to think she's "old and fat".

jaytkay: Techhell: If you want to see Jennifer
[www.rccrawler.com image 400x266 knowhowIknowyou'regay.jpg]

All white knights who took it personal that others didn't find JT all that special, and then took it to the next level by being insulting. That's 4 before I posted.

Whatever, live in your deluded little world where everyone is allowed opinions, IF and ONLY if they are the same as yours, otherwise, nothing is too wrong for those slimey threadshiatters...


I was going to actually dignify that with a response, but I heard that the gym's closing in about 26 minutes, and I thought it best not to hold you up.
 
2012-11-21 01:34:09 AM

Clutch2013: I was going to actually dignify


I don't believe you could dignify anything, that you have virtually no ability in that
I mean, you are arguing for the hotness of a 54 year old mostly has-been and never was any good actress for 3 days?

Don't kid yourself, at this stage of the game, anything you try to say about me is equally applicable to you.

Hell, I'll even admit that she's not bad, for her age. Had a thing for her when I was a kid and she was actually hot, but she's 20 years older than me, closer to my parent's age than mine. Sure she still has a pretty face with make up on and some nice cleavage in a dress, but nothing to get all insulty over when someone say's "too old" or "too heavy". Especially since some of us are in our 20's and 30's and she's quite old enough to be a parent to us, and indeed, a granny, if only just.
 
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