ManateeGag: looks like she's opening with a pair.
Happy Hours: She's 68 but she says she's 654/and I ain't gonna work on Tilly's farm no more
alienated: Yeah, like most of you would not crawl over broken glass just to motorboat those fine bewbs .
log_jammin: alienated: Yeah, like most of you would not crawl over broken glass just to motorboat those fine bewbs .you're god damn right I would.
alienated: Damn, I wish I had her bewbs.
log_jammin: alienated: Damn, I wish I had her bewbs.If it was up to me, every woman would have her boobs.well...as soon as they hit 18 anyway.
alienated: as oppossed to Swallows...
log_jammin: alienated: as oppossed to Swallows...African or European swallows?
tungub: She's old and fat. No amount of cleavage can fix that. Sorry, ladies.
Shadowtag: If you've got 'em, make sure they can be seen from three blocks away.
Old Man Winter: it is okay subby, I will finish your statement. ..."...like a big titted biatch with Downs Syndrome."
Gulper Eel: "Abundant" is the word that comes to mind.
Alphax: Shadowtag: If you've got 'em, make sure they can be seen from three blocks away.I'm sure the CIA's spy satellites can track those from orbit.
Spindle: I could never get past her voice honestly.
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