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(Fox 40 Sacramento)   Woman robbed when she was just asking for directions   (fox40.com) divider line 25
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2012-11-18 12:19:03 AM
This is why men don't ask for directions.
 
2012-11-18 12:22:05 AM
Hey, holmes, 'what it is.' Can you tell me how to get back on the freeway?

What, for free? 5 dollars...

Here's 10... ... ... ... keep the change.
 
2012-11-18 05:52:46 AM
being told to hand over your shiat, is actually a form of direction.
 
2012-11-18 06:04:04 AM
Effing Stockton. Detroit of the Valley
 
2012-11-18 06:04:44 AM
Yo! Where da bolo at?
 
2012-11-18 06:13:56 AM
Ah, Fark. How far you have come.
All honor to the ModMins, they are truly Gods among men.
Congratulations.
 
2012-11-18 06:16:07 AM
will she get a pay raise?
 
2012-11-18 06:17:06 AM
Based on the description, they should also be looking for a blue spotted dog.
 
2012-11-18 06:20:13 AM

urban.derelict: Hey, holmes, 'what it is.' Can you tell me how to get back on the freeway?

What, for free? 5 dollars...

Here's 10... ... ... ... keep the change.


Think these guys know The Commodores?
 
2012-11-18 06:24:04 AM
Funny I've never asked for directions AND I've never been robbed. Coincidence? I think not.
 
2012-11-18 06:30:26 AM
friends don't have friends drive them to the top secret hidden discount hotel room they bought online.
 
2012-11-18 06:39:39 AM
cim-cim-images.cdn2.comcast.net

He didn't even know the Capitol of Iowa.
 
2012-11-18 06:43:30 AM
"Uh, excuse me holmes? What it is, bro?"

www.doblu.com
 
2012-11-18 06:44:49 AM
www.chevychasecentral.com
 
2012-11-18 07:12:56 AM
GPS=$100

I'm poor and I own one
 
2012-11-18 07:52:19 AM
Proof that the mods are drunk. Really? This got green lit?
 
2012-11-18 07:53:50 AM

GratuityIncluded: "Uh, excuse me holmes? What it is, bro?"

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www.dreamwidth.org
 
2012-11-18 07:55:13 AM
Was she trespassing on his dirt farm?
 
2012-11-18 09:18:10 AM

domo_kun_sai: Proof that the mods are drunk. Really? This got green lit?


You sound black.
 
2012-11-18 10:21:15 AM
Did anyone post a vacation reference yet?

/leaving satisfied
 
2012-11-18 11:57:57 AM
Almost the same thing happened to my mother in law last week. She stopped two teens to ask for directions and they grabbed her iPhone and ran off with it.

Since this is Canada there wasn't a gun involved, thankfully.

And you may be asking why she had to ask for directions when she had an iPhone with her, to which I can only say she is the least tech savvy person I have met in my life, she has no business having an iPhone, and it was likely a blessing in disguise that it was removed from her possession.

Seriously, my 3 year old son can work an iPhone more competently than my MIL. And she even bought herself an "iPhone for Dummies" book to learn how to use it. Just utterly hopeless.
 
2012-11-18 12:32:54 PM
That's odd, it's usually the other way around... a young successful urbanite will come up, ask for directions and if you stop for a second, will immediately request that you give charitably to him.
 
2012-11-18 12:42:50 PM
I guess the maps app wasn't working?
 
2012-11-18 02:47:38 PM
Ah, "Quick Change" already covered. I'll show myself out.
 
2012-11-18 03:10:45 PM

F22raptom: being told to hand over your shiat, is actually a form of direction.


We're done here.
 
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