does this mean i am not getting a pay raise?

My amazement never ceases at the WV shenanigans that show up on fark.

At least he removed the eyes. Unexpected dead bird stare would have been creepy.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's weird, but is dropping off a dead bird on someone's driveway a crime?

Not a crime but he didn't do it right. To maximize the impact when delivering a dead body of any kind you should dismember the body and deliver it in several packages over the course of several days. Use different methods of delivery each time so it is always a surprise, hand deliver the first one, send one through the mail, one UPS if at all possible one interoffice mail. Always include as bizzare a nore as possible, you might have to do a little research to get the tone just right and stick with a central theme It is a branding opportunity and if you get caught you want the media to have a snappy name to refer to you by.

*Not intended as factual advice

Looks like...

/puts on sunglasses

They had a birds eye view.

Hin be hopkin frog...

As a law student, I worked for a faculty union and one of my assignments was to review tenure revocation cases to see exactly what it takes to get fired if you're a tenured prof.

One dude sent a dead bird to a student for some reason that I'm sure made perfect sense to him. Got to keep his tenure because there were "medical circumstances."

I don't always attend the coucil meeting, but when I do, diabeetus

Hu?

angrycrank: As a law student, I worked for a faculty union and one of my assignments was to review tenure revocation cases to see exactly what it takes to get fired if you're a tenured prof.

One dude sent a dead bird to a student for some reason that I'm sure made perfect sense to him. Got to keep his tenure because there were "medical circumstances."


Like what, diabetic freak-out or something?

It's a Sicilian message.

It means "Luca Brasi sleeps with Colonel Sanders"

sabbacca: Looks like...

/puts on sunglasses

They had a birds eye view.

People always warned me that iris alot by jumping into politics blindly.

I would not send a HIN to my worst enemy.......

phrawgh: At least he removed the eyes. Unexpected dead bird stare would have been creepy.

Wouldn't unexpected empty eye sockets be even more creepy?

Stonerbloopers: My amazement never ceases at the WV shenanigans that show up on fark.

At first I thought Charleston, SC. Yes, though it could have been SC it feels more WV.

At least it wasn't a live bird with its eyes removed.

/HINNNNN.

LovingTeacher: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's weird, but is dropping off a dead bird on someone's driveway a crime?

Not a crime but he didn't do it right. To maximize the impact when delivering a dead body of any kind you should dismember the body and deliver it in several packages over the course of several days. Use different methods of delivery each time so it is always a surprise, hand deliver the first one, send one through the mail, one UPS if at all possible one interoffice mail. Always include as bizzare a nore as possible, you might have to do a little research to get the tone just right and stick with a central theme It is a branding opportunity and if you get caught you want the media to have a snappy name to refer to you by.

*Not intended as factual advice

I'll have to remember that. :)

angrycrank: As a law student, I worked for a faculty union and one of my assignments was to review tenure revocation cases to see exactly what it takes to get fired if you're a tenured prof.

One dude sent a dead bird to a student for some reason that I'm sure made perfect sense to him. Got to keep his tenure because there were "medical circumstances."

For the bird?

And the answer is always C.

Fluorescent Testicle: [www.typesofeverything.com image 450x358]

/HINNNNN.

you are so sponsored when i get around to that kinda stuff. :)

I aprove of this dead bird message.

Well, in Kirkwood MO the mayor got a bullet, so a dead bird isn't so bad.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's weird, but is dropping off a dead bird on someone's driveway a crime?

I think it counts as terrorism, not the "Homeland Security needs to mobilize for or people die" sort, just the classic "I drew a picture of me wearing your skin and you WILL LIKE IT" kind. Or at least harassment.

"This headline semt form my smrt phone"

force him to watch Gallery Girls.

Subby, I'm not saying that bird law is logical, but it is what it is.

Wanted for questioning.

Dude, you guys are all freaking out waaaaaaaay too much about this guy sending teh mayor a bird. He was probably just showing his thanks by giving him a present, my dog does similar things all the time.

craxyd: angrycrank: As a law student, I worked for a faculty union and one of my assignments was to review tenure revocation cases to see exactly what it takes to get fired if you're a tenured prof.

One dude sent a dead bird to a student for some reason that I'm sure made perfect sense to him. Got to keep his tenure because there were "medical circumstances."


Like what, diabetic freak-out or something?

Didn't say. I think "being a batshiat crazy dude who sends dead birds to students" was the medical condition.

It was obviously pining for the fjords.

Depends, did step one or two work?

Point02GPA: Apos~

Methinks de-eyed would had worked too.

/not sure about un-eyed

My vote is for oculosocketed.