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(Busted Coverage)   Aaron Rodgers supposedly engaged. Of course to a smokin' hottie (with pic)   (bustedcoverage.com) divider line 45
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2012-11-17 10:42:13 PM  
Eyebrows like caterpillars...... rowwwwrrrr!
 
2012-11-17 10:47:34 PM  

tukatz: Eyebrows like caterpillars...... rowwwwrrrr!


Those are her eyes, not her eyebrows.

You might want to get your own eyes looked at ...
 
2012-11-18 12:07:05 AM  
He looks short.
 
2012-11-18 12:07:58 AM  

kmmontandon: tukatz: Eyebrows like caterpillars...... rowwwwrrrr!

Those are her eyes, not her eyebrows.

You might want to get your own eyes looked at ...



Aaron Rodgers, you fool! Who cares about this floozy.... Rodgers is the hottie!


/Go Packers!
 
2012-11-18 12:18:06 AM  

pissedoffmick: He looks short.



Short joke
 
2012-11-18 12:32:31 AM  
AARONRODGERS! DISCOUNTDOUBLECHECK!!!
 
2012-11-18 12:53:28 AM  
Christ she needs to get those teeth fixed!!
 
2012-11-18 01:38:07 AM  
Sounds like someone needs a prenup.
 
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2012-11-18 05:16:51 AM  
friggin' tramp stamp.
 
2012-11-18 07:13:50 AM  
That's the nicest beard I've ever seen
 
2012-11-18 07:18:47 AM  
What does he have that I don't? I drive a 10 year old Honda, I'm 35 pounds overweight and I have very little disposable income. I bet I could impress her.
 
2012-11-18 07:24:45 AM  
!NOOS
 
2012-11-18 07:55:50 AM  
i.imgur.com

Gotta love the big tramp stamp
 
2012-11-18 07:57:43 AM  
Better view of tramp stamp

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-18 08:20:26 AM  
So Aaron Rodgers grows a beard?
 
2012-11-18 08:51:35 AM  
I get the hate for tramp stamps. Some can look awful...just like many tattoos. Mrs. Cubs300 has one and I like it. This girl, well, I'd double check my discount all over it, if ya know what I mean.

I hope this enough of a distraction for him to pull a November Eli for the next month and suck beyond all comprehension.

/Bear down
 
2012-11-18 08:53:16 AM  

wtfisthat: Christ she needs to get those teeth fixed!!


No way. Snaggletooth is hot. It adds just enough imperfection to women to make them seem normal and attainable.
 
2012-11-18 09:06:12 AM  

Cubs300: I get the hate for tramp stamps. Some can look awful...just like many tattoos. Mrs. Cubs300 has one and I like it. This girl, well, I'd double check my discount all over it, if ya know what I mean.

I hope this enough of a distraction for him to pull a November Eli for the next month and suck beyond all comprehension.

/Bear down


It will be more of the defense not being able to stop a JV squad.

/At least they can make a play unlike Oakland's D
 
2012-11-18 09:25:21 AM  
Average hotness, looks like a party gal and somewhere down the road I see a DUI in Mr Double Check's future and goodbye insurance endorsements
 
2012-11-18 09:29:54 AM  
He will get sacked before he ever makes it down the aisle.
 
2012-11-18 10:35:50 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Average hotness, looks like a party gal and somewhere down the road I see a DUI in Mr Double Check's future and goodbye insurance endorsements


It's ok, he also endorses a big time ambulance chaser in Milwaukee. Ans besides, it's Wisconsin; walking around without a DUI means you're either Mormon or the alcoholic equivalent of The Bandit here.
 
2012-11-18 10:48:34 AM  
Went trade wacky this week:
Traded: McFadden, Daniels, RG3 for Rodgers/F Jackson/Gostkowski
Traded: Leshoure/Richardson for Forte/Nelson

q: Rodgers/Luck
r: Forte/F Jackson/A Morris/Mendenhall
wr: AJ Green/Maclin/Nelson/Jennings/Garcon
TE: Graham/Davis
k; Gostkowski
D: Falcons
 
2012-11-18 11:52:01 AM  
He's engaged to the guy in yellow, right?
 
2012-11-18 11:55:50 AM  
She is his Destiny.
 
2012-11-18 12:02:30 PM  

hbk72777: That's the nicest beard I've ever seen


ItchyMcDoogle: So Aaron Rodgers grows a beard?


someonelse: He's engaged to the guy in yellow, right?


That is the rumor around GB, if ya get me (that is, he is more like Aikman than Favre). Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
2012-11-18 12:10:05 PM  
I didn't realize Rodgers was a newsie.
 
2012-11-18 12:18:53 PM  

dwade: [i.imgur.com image 350x233]

Gotta love the big tramp stamp


and the keystone light LMAO.
 
2012-11-18 12:40:11 PM  
I would like to point out that "discount double check" is in fact a type of sex act, according to Urban Dictionary. But then again, what isn't?
 
2012-11-18 01:57:18 PM  
He had friggin' Miss America throwing herself at him on national television and he took the "classy" bar skank route?

Rodgers, I am disappoint.
 
2012-11-18 02:45:29 PM  
the QB the 9ers should have taken #1
 
2012-11-18 04:17:50 PM  

dwade: Better view of tramp stamp

[i.imgur.com image 586x508]


I don't mind a tramp stamp, but can't stand the crack rack she has.
 
2012-11-18 04:56:54 PM  
I know it's against the rules, but given the chance she'd be covered in stick-em given the chance.
/That tramp stamp needs a map of Hawaii as a coverup.
 
2012-11-18 06:45:14 PM  
Day after the wedding her attitude will change from loving servant to difficult biatch who gets half if he doesn't do what I say.
 
2012-11-18 07:25:52 PM  
makeup face. Girl passed the test and got hitched, but her beauty is easily replacable.
 
2012-11-18 07:30:48 PM  

machoprogrammer: hbk72777: That's the nicest beard I've ever seen

ItchyMcDoogle: So Aaron Rodgers grows a beard?

someonelse: He's engaged to the guy in yellow, right?

That is the rumor around GB, if ya get me (that is, he is more like Aikman than Favre). Not that there is anything wrong with that.


I know. I keep hoping he'll be the first out-of-the closet NFL quarterback. And maybe he and Ryan Braun can finally be open about their fantastically hot superstar athlete relationship.
 
2012-11-18 08:56:27 PM  

someonelse: machoprogrammer: hbk72777: That's the nicest beard I've ever seen

ItchyMcDoogle: So Aaron Rodgers grows a beard?

someonelse: He's engaged to the guy in yellow, right?

That is the rumor around GB, if ya get me (that is, he is more like Aikman than Favre). Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I know. I keep hoping he'll be the first out-of-the closet NFL quarterback. And maybe he and Ryan Braun can finally be open about their fantastically hot superstar athlete relationship.



Bullshiat. And for a supposedly enlightened forum as FARK, using gayness as an insult is the typical hypocrisy I've come to know and expect.

Given people from Wisconsin knew Favre was a womanizer and massive drunk five years before the rest of the country found out about his Vicoden scandal, I'm fairly certain we known Rodger's behavior patterns better than the rumor-mongers. He's always been seen NOT trolling for easy lays, and has HAS been seen with women, treating them very respectfully. As in serially-monogamous and not the typical athlete.

He's also well-known as being very Christian, but not evangelical like loudmouth Tebow.

And Braun is fairly well-known for bearded clam fishing.

So fark off with the whisper campaigning.
 
2012-11-18 10:07:13 PM  
Dude, relax. I genuinely think it would be cool for the first out gay QB to play for GB. But I don't actually give a damn about his personal life. I'll quote my elderly mother from just earlier today: "He's a class act in a sport full of jackasses. [Instead of 'A-Rod'] they should call him 'Mr. Rodgers the football player.'" (To distinguish him from Mr Rogers the children's television host.)
 
2012-11-18 10:42:25 PM  

fickenchucker: someonelse: machoprogrammer: hbk72777: That's the nicest beard I've ever seen

ItchyMcDoogle: So Aaron Rodgers grows a beard?

someonelse: He's engaged to the guy in yellow, right?

That is the rumor around GB, if ya get me (that is, he is more like Aikman than Favre). Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I know. I keep hoping he'll be the first out-of-the closet NFL quarterback. And maybe he and Ryan Braun can finally be open about their fantastically hot superstar athlete relationship.


Bullshiat. And for a supposedly enlightened forum as FARK, using gayness as an insult is the typical hypocrisy I've come to know and expect.

Given people from Wisconsin knew Favre was a womanizer and massive drunk five years before the rest of the country found out about his Vicoden scandal, I'm fairly certain we known Rodger's behavior patterns better than the rumor-mongers. He's always been seen NOT trolling for easy lays, and has HAS been seen with women, treating them very respectfully. As in serially-monogamous and not the typical athlete.

He's also well-known as being very Christian, but not evangelical like loudmouth Tebow.

And Braun is fairly well-known for bearded clam fishing.

So fark off with the whisper campaigning.


Tebow is not the loudmouth, the media and some of his fans are, and your soapbox is showing.
 
2012-11-18 10:44:03 PM  

someonelse: Dude, relax. I genuinely think it would be cool for the first out gay QB to play for GB. But I don't actually give a damn about his personal life. I'll quote my elderly mother from just earlier today: "He's a class act in a sport full of jackasses. [Instead of 'A-Rod'] they should call him 'Mr. Rodgers the football player.'" (To distinguish him from Mr Rogers the children's television host.)


This.
 
2012-11-18 11:17:07 PM  

Truman Burbank: He had friggin' Miss America throwing herself at him on national television and he took the "classy" bar skank route?

Rodgers, I am disappoint.



She's apparently a friend he's known since they were teenagers and rekindled their relationship as adults. Not some "bar skank", although the tramp stamp and California-spacecase name don't help.
 
2012-11-18 11:42:35 PM  
So he could be the father of Destiny's Child?
 
2012-11-19 12:40:09 AM  

fickenchucker: She's apparently a friend he's known since they were teenagers and rekindled their relationship as adults. Not some "bar skank", although the tramp stamp and California-spacecase name don't help.


Ah. Where I come from, bottle-blondes named Destiny with tramp stamps like that are invariably bar skanks. Honest mistake.

/still no excuse for not nailing Miss America
 
2012-11-19 08:37:47 AM  

Truman Burbank: Ah. Where I come from, bottle-blondes named Destiny with tramp stamps like that are invariably bar skanks. Honest mistake.


Well she used to be a bartender so....
 
2012-11-19 10:11:57 AM  
This is just revenge on Braun since he switched teams and finally went with a lady.
 
2012-11-19 11:06:07 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: wtfisthat: Christ she needs to get those teeth fixed!!

No way. Snaggletooth is hot. It adds just enough imperfection to women to make them seem normal and attainable.


Guys like Rodgers have a different definition of "attainable" than the rest of us.
 
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