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2012-11-17 08:17:33 PM
8 votes:
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The waiter *is* from Barcelona...
2012-11-18 03:00:39 PM
6 votes:

virulent_loser: worst hotel I stayed at had a pair of dirty underwear on the floor at the foot of the bed.


Did they fit?
2012-11-17 08:35:57 PM
4 votes:

yukichigai: flamingboar: The clown motel?

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The horror. The horror...


Holy crap, that's in my county. Need to take the clown-phobic girlfriend there for a night of terror-sex.

/Ahem.
2012-11-17 08:15:39 PM
3 votes:
unfollowingjesus.com
2012-11-17 07:48:32 PM
3 votes:
"Hans Brinker?" 
t2.gstatic.com 
2012-11-18 03:44:30 AM
2 votes:

Gergesa: I'll bet I can hotels in Russia that make that place look luxurious by comparison. Actually I recall a farker here who video taped their stay in a Chinese hotel. As I recall the flood was slanted such that a soda can rolled down it and the bathroom shower didn't have a rise between it and the bathroom floor so the water from the shower was causing the wooden door to rot.


Heck, I stayed at a place in Connecticut a couple years back that was worse.

Beware anyplace that has a signed plaque from their state narcotics control board thanking them for their cooperation...
2012-11-18 02:36:59 AM
2 votes:

BullBearMS: The worst hotel I was ever booked into by work featured a murder victim floating in the bloody pool when I arrived.

I didn't bother to see what the room was like.



You should have given it a chance -- it's actually pretty good place for the price, other than that smartass bellhop, and I showed him.
2012-11-17 08:29:55 PM
2 votes:
www.thetraveltart.com
2012-11-17 08:12:06 PM
2 votes:
img811.imageshack.us

Someone call Ramsay.
2012-11-19 03:00:26 AM
1 votes:

I Love Happy Stuff: A truly terrible national-chain in the US: Motel 6 in Virginia Beach. I had one of the desk clerks walk on top of my car because he was upset I called the front desk to let them know the room they put us in had urine on the bathroom floor. 

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Don't let this picture fool you. The parking lot is littered with cigarette butts, beer cans and god knows what else.


"Motel 6: We'll leave the urine on the floor for you."™
2012-11-18 01:56:43 PM
1 votes:

FizixJunkee: A few years ago (2004?), the ex and I went on a cross-country road trip. One of our rules for the trip was to only stay in hotel rooms that cost $20.00/night or less. We stayed in one godawful room after another.


And you let him get away?
2012-11-18 03:59:46 AM
1 votes:

Happy Hours: Happy Hours: HBK: I can't imagine how a hotel could operate at $2, even in 1980s money. Are you sure it wasn't $2 per hour?

No, it was $2 per night - what I'm not sure of if it was even still open at that point. I suspected it wasn't. It was the kind of building that belonged in an early '70s movie and looked old even then.

I think this is the place..

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lol, I just noticed the sign says "fireproof". That probably explains why nobody burned it down.


I'm surprised no one took it as a personal challenge.
2012-11-18 02:32:01 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Isildur: Their view of herds of wildebeests sweeping majestically across the plain is the main draw

Amsterdam has wildebeests?


At least three times as many as Torquay.
2012-11-18 01:31:01 AM
1 votes:
Possibly?

imgs.xkcd.com
2012-11-18 01:28:56 AM
1 votes:
www.monstershack.net
2012-11-17 10:09:52 PM
1 votes:

W.C.fields forever: And of course that one time I had to burn up the dead hooker in the bathtub in Vegas.


Silly psycho! tubs are made for dissolving corpses in!
2012-11-17 09:52:30 PM
1 votes:
And then there was the time up in San Clemente.I worked late on Friday,and had to finish
the job the next day.I got a hotel room,went and had a nice meal and a few rounds.Went back
to my hotel room.At 2am I was awaken to an arm reaching in my window trying to open the door.
I walked over,and realized it was the big black crack ho with the shopping carriage I had seen around
town..So I let out a hearty YO biatch MOVE ON..scared her more than me.

/that was f*cking freaky waking up to an arm reaching in your room
2012-11-17 09:33:54 PM
1 votes:
My mom and I still remember the motel I stayed in for my Ohio vet school interview. The packet had it listed as a Days Inn, which I suppose at one time it was. We rode up at 2am (driving all day) and I was already praying in the parking lot that we had the address wrong. We pulled into a dark parking lot with a blinking, half-broken sign on a sparsely populated road. It looked like a horror movie could be set there. A surprisingly pleasant woman with a broken leg, behind bullet proof glass gave us our room keys. The first room had no lights and when the door creaked open to the dark, silent space we tried the lights once and then quietly backed away. The second room we got had lights but was dingy and depressing and, as we lay in our beds, I noticed that there were two bullet holes in the wall and the wallpaper appeared to have been hastily replaced.

"Mom, I think someone died in here", I said. "I think you're right. Let's just try to go to sleep", she replied, checking the chain on the door a second time.

At 5am we gave up on sleep and checked out.

That was the worst hotel I ever stayed in, but least we didn't get bed bugs.
2012-11-17 09:13:55 PM
1 votes:
I did a cross country run about 10 years ago.The girl and I were tired and stopped at
a place in west Minnesota(forgot the name of town) We walk in and there was a sign
that said farm animals $5 extra...Grabbed the girl by the hand and crashed at a Rest
stop...IIRC that same day we woke up,they caught the DC snipers at a rest stop.
2012-11-17 09:07:00 PM
1 votes:

magneticmushroom: a night of terror-sex


Well there's a new name for my band.

/Or another fark handle
2012-11-17 09:06:14 PM
1 votes:

Myria: LarryDan43: People on drugs will sleep anywhere.

Why would you fly to Amsterdam when you can just fly to Denver?


So you can stay in the Best Youth Hostel in Amsterdam

/Be sure to hide your valuables
2012-11-17 09:05:03 PM
1 votes:
The Days Inn near the Atlanta airport?

*clicks link* Hmm... still sounds better.

As a salesman I have had an opportunity to stay in seaside palaces and urban hellholes, but nothing compares to the night I spent at this place. The hookers were lined up on the road outside the hotel (this was 10 years ago). My partner and I waited for the John's to pay the hourly rates with their dates and we then checked into the rooms the company had reserved for us. We were treated to a night of screaming, fights, sirens, CRAZY laughter and all forms of chaos, no gunfire, thank you for asking. I went to the airport at 4:30 am for the 9am flight.
2012-11-17 08:58:16 PM
1 votes:
Worst hotel I ever stayed at was called (I think) Capital Hotel or something in Calcutta this last summer.

It was that or sleep on the street and I made the wrong choice. Filthy would have been an improvement.

Calcutta was a pretty disgusting place. How they were able to make the entire city smell like urine is a mystery to me.

India is off the list of travel plans for many decades
2012-11-17 08:49:35 PM
1 votes:

magneticmushroom: yukichigai: flamingboar: The clown motel?

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x375]

The horror. The horror...

Holy crap, that's in my county. Need to take the clown-phobic girlfriend there for a night of terror-sex.

/Ahem.


Its wonderful romantics like you that renew my faith in love!
Remember the handcuffs!
2012-11-17 08:37:39 PM
1 votes:

LarryDan43: People on drugs will sleep anywhere.


Why would you fly to Amsterdam when you can just fly to Denver?
2012-11-17 08:30:38 PM
1 votes:
in the 60s / 70s The Thunderbird Motel in Paterson NJ was a flop house in need of its own hearse. rarely did a week pass without a few bodies making the newspapers. i think it was a Heaven's Gate where junkies, hookers, dealers, suicides and unlucky victims went for their final breath.
2012-11-17 08:24:18 PM
1 votes:
Stayed here in 2008...it was a unique experience...housekeeping may have existed somewhere, but certainly not in our room. At least we got upgraded to a suite. I can see why Sid stabbed Nancy.... 

drewblood.com
2012-11-17 08:20:40 PM
1 votes:

Gergesa: As I recall the flood was slanted such that a soda can rolled down it and the bathroom shower didn't have a rise between it and the bathroom floor so the water from the shower was causing the wooden door to rot.


That happened to me in Thailand. The entire bathroom was tile because it was just an open shower attacked to the wall, but the floor sloped towards the door, not the drain. So the bathroom would just fill up with water whenever I showered. I was pretty happy to only be there for two days.
2012-11-17 08:18:03 PM
1 votes:
I'll bet I can hotels in Russia that make that place look luxurious by comparison. Actually I recall a farker here who video taped their stay in a Chinese hotel. As I recall the flood was slanted such that a soda can rolled down it and the bathroom shower didn't have a rise between it and the bathroom floor so the water from the shower was causing the wooden door to rot.
2012-11-17 08:17:32 PM
1 votes:
So, it's a hostel.
2012-11-17 08:15:15 PM
1 votes:
People on drugs will sleep anywhere.
 
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