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2012-11-18 01:52:57 AM

Gyrfalcon: Kittypie070: I really don't care for platform/wedge heel sandals.

I keep thinking they weigh twelve pounds each and are made of solid lead.

Back in the day they were made of cork or rattan or something like that. And with about as much stability and support, IIRC. They were the first and last heels I ever wore, and the ones I first broke my ankle falling off of.


Supposedly, stilettos, despite looking like a great way to kill yourself, are actually a lot better for the feet and ankles than platform wedges. You can't fall off a normal heel like you can a platform wedge.
 
2012-11-18 01:58:55 AM
*kittygiggle*
 
2012-11-18 01:59:45 AM
Sarah Palin is from Alaska - its the most laissez faire state there is

If Sarah Palin was smart, she would embrace women's rights, gay rights, and be fore legalized pot do whatever the fark you want libertarian shiat.
 
2012-11-18 02:02:59 AM

Orange-Pippin: FeedTheCollapse: ...
you haven't seen her recently; she's going for a for-serious Peggy Bundy look and is starting to show her age.

[i.imgur.com image 477x474]


Ay, Dios mío, she looks like an older Monica Lewinsky.
 
2012-11-18 02:06:57 AM

vernonFL: If Sarah Palin was smart


If sand was edible and packed full of nutrients there wouldn't be any global hunger.
 
2012-11-18 02:17:50 AM

Linux_Yes: Palin sure looks better than ronald reagan, for what that is worth.


yeah , now
 
2012-11-18 02:20:51 AM
Heh. According to the site that the LA Times is using for that poll (link^ ), Palin has the apathetic basketball vote in the bag:

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-18 02:21:17 AM

MurphyMurphy: vernonFL: If Sarah Palin was smart

If sand was edible and packed full of nutrients there wouldn't be any global hunger.


How can you say that? So far 77% of respondents say Sarah should run in 2016. Give me a few more minutes and it'll be 78% or 79%. So she must be a genius!
 
2012-11-18 02:23:02 AM
i41.photobucket.com

Good work, y'all
 
2012-11-18 02:26:08 AM

The Voice of Doom: Heh. According to the site that the LA Times is using for that poll (link^ ), Palin has the apathetic basketball vote in the bag:


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-18 02:28:10 AM

Notabunny: How can you say that? So far 77% of respondents say Sarah should run in 2016


How much more ridiculous can you get than Donald Trump and Herman Cain?

Sarah Palin isn't the brightest person in the room, but I bet she is smart enough not to make RAPE ABORTION an issue.
 
2012-11-18 02:29:12 AM
Immediately after the 2008 election, I thought Palin could be a serious contender in2012. I figured she could go back to Alaska and finish out her term as Governor in relative obscurity, all the while surrounding herself with the best policy experts the GOP could throw at her. She'd study up on all those things that flummoxed her in her debate and interviews. She'd have a solid term as a state executive under her belt. After her term ended, she could transition to a higher profile position on the national scene, travel abroad to shore up her foreign policy cred. Two years out of the spotlight, studying. Two years putting what she learned into practice. She could've had a serious shot in 2012.

But, of course, she went for the easy, big money and reality TV.
 
2012-11-18 02:32:59 AM
I'm actually kind of amazed that nobody's put this out yet: She'd probably be the first FPILF ever in US history.
 
2012-11-18 02:35:34 AM
If the GOP is dumb enough to run Sarah Palin for President in 2016, then it's game over for them. They'll never be able to recover from the drubbing they will get.

Everyone who loves America should be encouraging this as much as possible.
 
2012-11-18 03:05:41 AM
images.villagevoice.com
 
2012-11-18 03:15:03 AM
Jesus, really? I'm serious when I say that I'm an Independent. I believe we need both Parties to exist, because no one Party and no one candidate will ever have 100% of the correct answers. They may have all of the answers I agree with, but that doesn't make them correct. Anyway, the problem is that the political Right has turned into a bunch of assholes who think the solution is to find the biggest assholes they can, run them for office, then call it a "conspiracy" when those assholes are not elected. UNtil these people grow up, I can't support a single one of them. Huntsman would have been the exception to the rule, but they laughed the poor guy off the stage. If they had ru HIM instead of the Other White Mormon™, he may have actually won, bu even losing, at least it wouldn't have been such an embarrassing defeat.

This 'Let's Dust Off Sarah Palin's Cootch And Put Her Out There As A Potential Presidential Candidate' thing is exactly why these jackasses aren't getting votes. Are they really this stupid, or are people like the Koch brothers just paying Fox and their cohorts to portray these as good ideas?
 
2012-11-18 03:21:11 AM
FTA: In 2008, Palin, running as my party's vice presidential candidate, was widely supposed to have cost John McCain the election. But that wasn't so. A national exit poll conducted by CNN asked voters whether Palin was a factor in their voting. Of those who said yes, 56% voted for McCain versus 43% for Barack Obama.

Wow. The author can't even understand what basic exit polls are implying, and yet she's writing for the L.A. Times.

Those 43% of Democrats who cited Palin as a reason for their voting? I'm sure a goodly amount of them were people like my father, an independent who had never voted for a Democrat for president before. He's an alumnus of the Naval Academy and greatly admired John McCain (still does for the most part). But then Palin was chosen as his running mate and she revealed herself to be as aggressively and willfully ignorant as she is, and my dad had no choice. He said if John McCain could make such a stupid decision for political purposes, he couldn't support him; who knew what McCain would do once in office for political expediency? And to have that woman an octogenarian's heartbeat away from the most powerful position on the planet. . . Obama was the only responsible choice.

The GOP seems to think the only way to win elections now is to excite their ever-shrinking base. The Democrats realize there's another way: lure away Republicans and independents tired of the bullshiat the GOP is trying to pass off as paté.
 
2012-11-18 03:49:01 AM
i.huffpost.com25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-18 03:51:27 AM

Iczer: I'm actually kind of amazed that nobody's put this out yet: She'd probably be the first FPILF ever in US history.


....has there been an MPILF in US history? And if so, whom?
 
2012-11-18 04:00:43 AM

BuckTurgidson: [i.huffpost.com image 570x425][25.media.tumblr.com image 388x571]


GAH! WTF IS THAT THING?!
 
2012-11-18 04:07:14 AM

Vertdang: BuckTurgidson: [i.huffpost.com image 570x425][25.media.tumblr.com image 388x571]

GAH! WTF IS THAT THING?!


I think the top image is Sarah Palin..
 
2012-11-18 04:25:06 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FlashHarry: what's palin's favorability right now? anyone know?

Somewhere between Jar Jar Binks and Scrappy-Doo.


Oh em gee
 
2012-11-18 04:42:48 AM

RedPhoenix122: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: RedPhoenix122: What do I win?

IT'S A NEW POST!!!!

*polite applause*

Hey, I at least want a crappy home version of the game.


Yer playin' it, son
 
2012-11-18 05:12:06 AM

Alphax: Vertdang: BuckTurgidson: [i.huffpost.com image 570x425][25.media.tumblr.com image 388x571]

GAH! WTF IS THAT THING?!

I think the top image is Sarah Palin..


The one below it is Jan Crouch. Part owner of TBN and a televangelist.
 
2012-11-18 05:12:14 AM
www.doobybrain.com
 
2012-11-18 05:38:23 AM
If you think she's starting to look tired now, what's she going to look like in 4 years?

/DO IT
 
2012-11-18 07:48:31 AM

RedPhoenix122: FTFA: "She's hot, she's blue collar, she's electable."

Wow, my bullshiat detector just overloaded. BRB, recalibrating.


well, in all fairness... she is kinda MILF...

i.imgur.com

/Wouldn't vote for her tho...
 
2012-11-18 08:23:35 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-18 08:59:40 AM

turbidum: FTA: In 2008, Palin, running as my party's vice presidential candidate, was widely supposed to have cost John McCain the election. But that wasn't so. A national exit poll conducted by CNN asked voters whether Palin was a factor in their voting. Of those who said yes, 56% voted for McCain versus 43% for Barack Obama.

Wow. The author can't even understand what basic exit polls are implying, and yet she's writing for the L.A. Times.

Those 43% of Democrats who cited Palin as a reason for their voting? I'm sure a goodly amount of them were people like my father, an independent who had never voted for a Democrat for president before. He's an alumnus of the Naval Academy and greatly admired John McCain (still does for the most part). But then Palin was chosen as his running mate and she revealed herself to be as aggressively and willfully ignorant as she is, and my dad had no choice. He said if John McCain could make such a stupid decision for political purposes, he couldn't support him; who knew what McCain would do once in office for political expediency? And to have that woman an octogenarian's heartbeat away from the most powerful position on the planet. . . Obama was the only responsible choice.

The GOP seems to think the only way to win elections now is to excite their ever-shrinking base. The Democrats realize there's another way: lure away Republicans and independents tired of the bullshiat the GOP is trying to pass off as paté.


Why are you afraid of a strong conservative woman??

/I jest.
 
2012-11-18 09:10:46 AM

Gyrfalcon: Iczer: I'm actually kind of amazed that nobody's put this out yet: She'd probably be the first FPILF ever in US history.

....has there been an MPILF in US history? And if so, whom?


IF that's what you want, nominate this woman, the democratic congresswoman elect from AZ:
storage.ted.com


and ladies? You don't need to feel left out. She's openly bi-sexual
 
2012-11-18 09:13:11 AM
Sigh.... you know she is sitting in her house thinking the results of that poll are genuine...

What a sad, delusional woman.
 
2012-11-18 10:09:32 AM

log_jammin: to be honest, I'd rather have her in office rather than get a new reality show.


What makes you think it's either-or. She would turn the White House into a reality show.
 
2012-11-18 10:25:52 AM

King Something: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FlashHarry: what's palin's favorability right now? anyone know?

Somewhere between Jar Jar Binks and Scrappy-Doo.

So, more popular than Congress, broccoli, morning rush hour, debt collectors and Kyubey, then.


She's selling the franchise to Disney, which plans to turn out three or four candidacies a year. Contract calls for at least one grandchild born out of wedlock per candidacy.
 
2012-11-18 10:43:39 AM
Palin/Coulter '16 why settle for the lesser evil
 
2012-11-18 11:09:15 AM
So this, then?
 
2012-11-18 12:02:02 PM
Reads like great satire. I laughed so hard I started coughing up a lung.
/wait, serious?
 
2012-11-18 12:02:50 PM
We are looking at the very real possibility of and all-female presidential race in 2016.

Palin vs Hillary!

You heard it here first.

/And by first, I mean for the 100th time.
 
2012-11-18 12:41:09 PM
PLEASE pick her for your candidate in 2016.

The woman will be easier to beat than a bowl of Betty Crocker cake mix.
 
2012-11-18 01:47:24 PM

jst3p: She was writing a response to this idea, but she quit halfway through.


So...just 70 characters or so then? Damn, that's abrupt even for her.
 
2012-11-18 02:08:12 PM

blastoh: So much derp:
FTA:
"Furthermore, looks count in politics, and Palin at age 48, has it all over her possible competition, including Hillary Rodham Clinton, who will be 69 by election day 2016 "

Oh dear god what I would pay to watch Palin try and debate Clinton.

Ever since the 1990s, Republicans have been looking for the next Ronald Reagan.

Yeah, and the democrats found him, and ran him. He's won the last two elections.

Sarah Palin is the new Ronald Reagan: charming and affable and unwilling to back down if she's right. I can't see what's wrong with that.

FTFM


It would be like the laser grid in Resident Evil. Sarah would jump and twist for a while, then Hillary'd slice her into neat little chunks that flop and twitch all over the podium.

/the chunk with the eye would reflexively wink for a few seconds while the lips would strain to form a final "You betcha."
//a girl can dream
///I think I'll take a nap now
 
2012-11-18 04:42:29 PM
DO IT!
 
2012-11-19 06:31:38 AM
please please please please run Sarah Palin for president. Please. This witch has as much chance getting elected to the Presidency as I do, and it would be fun watching the democrats and pundits pour hot oil over the walls
 
2012-11-19 07:16:27 AM

jake_lex: Sarah Palin will do the same thing in 2016 she did in 2012: she'll hint that she's running for President, collect donations from the rubes, and not run.

And she will do that again in 2020. And 2024. Etc. etc.

Because she's a con artist.


Every post after this is irrelevant.

/thread
//well done
 
2012-11-19 07:23:36 AM

WI241TH: born_yesterday: I'll vote for her.

If she lets me have sex with her daughter.

I promise.

The slutty one with a kid or the angry homophobic one?


The one with downs.

/cue pedobear
 
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