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2012-11-17 04:09:55 PM
Is this another article about Twinkies?

*clicks*

Hmm.

Tangentially, I suppose.
 
2012-11-17 04:21:21 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Is this another article about Twinkies?


www.naderlibrary.com
 
2012-11-17 04:27:16 PM

real_headhoncho: www.naderlibrary.com


*wears his Twinkie-colored armband proudly, sadly*
 
2012-11-17 04:33:16 PM
DNRTFA but I'll just leave this here as I do in all threads dealing with these issues: Link
 
2012-11-17 04:47:05 PM
Relevant:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-17 05:30:52 PM
Sorry, what? I'm still imagining various combinations of French lesbians and vacuum cleaners.

The possibilities are... not endless, but, shall we say?... engrossing.
 
2012-11-17 05:32:20 PM

dahmers love zombie: Relevant:
[i.imgur.com image 525x278]


Hypnotizing.
 
2012-11-17 05:32:37 PM
They both suck.
 
2012-11-17 05:32:56 PM

dahmers love zombie: Relevant:
[i.imgur.com image 525x278]


Do you have a GIF of vacuum cleaners? We need to figure out the winner.
 
2012-11-17 05:33:42 PM
TL;DR.
 
2012-11-17 05:35:31 PM
Dyson should have just said people that study literature will be poor and they deserve it.
 
2012-11-17 05:35:35 PM
Whut?
 
2012-11-17 05:36:47 PM
This is already all over the Dysonsphere.
 
2012-11-17 05:37:17 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Is this another article about Twinkies?

*clicks*

Hmm.

Tangentially, I suppose.


i566.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-17 05:37:26 PM
Poe's Law with flourishes of French lesbianism?
 
2012-11-17 05:37:31 PM

dahmers love zombie: Relevant:
[i.imgur.com image 525x278]


I'm listening to I Can Change by LCD Soundsystem right now, and that syncs up perfectly. Eery.
 
2012-11-17 05:38:27 PM
I'm pretty sure French lesbians also have the proper amount of suction.
 
2012-11-17 05:38:35 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: i566.photobucket.com


! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
 
2012-11-17 05:40:27 PM

The Cornballer: dahmers love zombie: Relevant:
[i.imgur.com image 525x278]

Do you have a GIF of vacuum cleaners? We need to figure out the winner.


We've already had one Farker out himself as a "Pretty women pushing lawnmowers" fetishist. I'm sure some guy has plenty of pictures of women and vacuum cleaners
 
2012-11-17 05:42:19 PM
He just resents competition in rug grooming.
 
2012-11-17 05:43:29 PM
Lesbian poets versus Vacuum cleaners?

I'd vote for the side with the biggest attachments.

/Interestingly enuff, "strapon" spelled backwards is "noparts"
//Well, I thought it was interesting at least.
 
2012-11-17 05:48:57 PM
Exactly what is beginning?
 
2012-11-17 05:56:02 PM
My wife and I managed to kill a Dyson in less than a year. Turns out that vacuuming sugar is bad for the motor.
 
2012-11-17 05:56:45 PM

sid2112: Exactly what is beginning?


I have no idea but I'm siding with the French lesbians.

/has broken every vacuum cleaner he's ever touched. Not so with lesbians.
 
2012-11-17 05:59:25 PM
French and lesbian? The vacuum cleaner would choke to death on the pubes.
 
2012-11-17 05:59:40 PM
Just another example of why businessmen should stick to business and STFU. I'm tired of these assholes who think the fact that they've made a few bucks peddling turnip twaddlers qualifies them as experts in all walks of life
 
2012-11-17 05:59:53 PM
Yeah, suck it libs!

/wait, what?
 
2012-11-17 06:07:44 PM
Gode-ceinture pas de pièces
Que vous lubrifier puis
Ream comme moi tartes
Cul-baisent; hommes
Mettez pas rose
Ou schlong violet,
Aucune dink plastique
Neuf pouces de long;
Dandys Vieux creuser
Prises à l'arrière,
Et gros godes
Enfoncé profondément, mais cher,
Ton pouce mince débrouillard-
Gode-ceinture pas de pièces!
 
2012-11-17 06:10:49 PM

coco ebert: DNRTFA but I'll just leave this here as I do in all threads dealing with these issues: Link


Great link,thanks.Filled with truths that cut to the bone.
 
2012-11-17 06:10:54 PM

Hagbardr: My wife and I managed to kill a Dyson in less than a year. Turns out that vacuuming sugar is bad for the motor.


i killed a dyson in under a year, no sugar. the step-down bar thingie in the back malfunctioned. having repaired cheapie vacuums and keeping them running for year after year, i was just so pissed and threw the dyson out on the street, good riddance to that overpriced POS.

speaking of POS, i thought all poetry was french lesbian. maybe i'm getting confused with something i just read in a cookbook.

/franch lesbian cuisine FTW
 
2012-11-17 06:13:52 PM
From the comments:

"And does one really need to go off to uni to be taught how to read and understand Sapphic limericks?...There once was a pilot for Aer Lingus..."
 
2012-11-17 06:16:53 PM

sweet-daddy-2: coco ebert: DNRTFA but I'll just leave this here as I do in all threads dealing with these issues: Link

Great link,thanks.Filled with truths that cut to the bone.


If the guy likes those departments, he's free to contribute the money to maintain them.
 
2012-11-17 06:21:11 PM
www.adkgraphicdesign.com
 
2012-11-17 06:54:00 PM

jso2897: Just another example of why businessmen should stick to business and STFU. I'm tired of these assholes who think the fact that they've made a few bucks peddling turnip twaddlers qualifies them as experts in all walks of life


This. For whatever reason, the title of "businessman" carries a lot of weight in national discourse. Inventing a vacuum cleaner and making a shiat ton of money is pretty cool, but Dyson's opinion on education is about as valuable and informed as, well, anyone else's. Unless you study the issue for a living, then your opinion is infinitely more valuable.
 
2012-11-17 07:40:21 PM
imgs.xkcd.com 

And so it goes.

*Hi-Ho*
 
2012-11-17 07:40:33 PM

dahmers love zombie: Relevant:
[i.imgur.com image 525x278]


God Bless you
 
2012-11-17 07:40:42 PM

steamingpile: Dyson should have just said people that study literature will be poor and they deserve it.


Why do you hate the Ayn Rand Institute?
 
2012-11-17 07:40:45 PM
lim B.Sc. = B.A.
I.Q.->0
 
2012-11-17 08:00:24 PM
the Boobies on that feedback is pure gold!

Sat, 2012-11-17 23:27 - ringo (not verified)

And not one carpet-munching joke in the whole go.
 
2012-11-17 08:01:03 PM
i849.photobucket.com">
 
2012-11-17 08:12:07 PM

Shadowtag: sid2112: Exactly what is beginning?

I have no idea but I'm siding with the French lesbians.

/has broken every vacuum cleaner he's ever touched. Not so with lesbians.


Wow interesting, I'm exactly the opposite!
 
2012-11-17 08:18:14 PM
Vacuum cleaners vs French lesbian poetry: The eternal battle

Which one offers the better crevice tool?
 
2012-11-17 08:26:27 PM
I clicked the link and read the article's headline and my headache got so much worse.
 
2012-11-17 09:36:13 PM

AssAsInAssassin: Sorry, what? I'm still imagining various combinations of French lesbians and vacuum cleaners.

The possibilities are... not endless, but, shall we say?... engrossing.


French lesbian poetry should not be confused with Vogon lesbian poetry.

WARNING: DO NOT image search on "Vobon lesbian poetry." Not unless wearing Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses.
 
2012-11-17 09:52:41 PM

Colostomy: They both suck.


And blow on the right settings.
 
HBK
2012-11-18 12:10:28 AM
Does anybody have a link to what Dyson said that got this lady's vagina so damned sandy?
 
2012-11-18 01:16:55 AM

HBK: Does anybody have a link to what Dyson said that got this lady's vagina so damned sandy?


"No, ma'am, I can't make the world's most perfect vibrator. Sorry."
 
2012-11-18 02:10:52 AM
mirales.net

Hai guiz, wots going on in this thread?
 

/Hot like the Island of Lesbos in June.
 
2012-11-18 02:40:30 AM
I'm confused. Is this a Babylon 5 thread or not?
 
2012-11-18 08:43:28 AM

KrispyKritter: Hagbardr: My wife and I managed to kill a Dyson in less than a year. Turns out that vacuuming sugar is bad for the motor.

i killed a dyson in under a year, no sugar. the step-down bar thingie in the back malfunctioned. having repaired cheapie vacuums and keeping them running for year after year, i was just so pissed and threw the dyson out on the street, good riddance to that overpriced POS.



So you threw it out despite the fact that it came with a five year guarantee?
 
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